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I Hate Chicago by Laura Jane Grace & the Devouring Mothers
I Hate Chicago
Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro]
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[Verse]
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I hate the city of Chicago
D
Man, this place feels like nowhere
E
And the traffic makes getting nowhere take that much longer
D A
I hate the Cubs, the Sox, the Blackhawks and the Bulls
A
I couldn't give a shit about the Pumpkins, Slint or Wilco
D
Learn to make a pizza you fucking jack-offs
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Say hello back when someone says hello, you asshole!
D E
I hate O'Hare, I hate Midway, I can't stand Chicago!
[Chorus]
E
Oh, the best part is leaving
D A
Cos maybe one day I'll never come back again
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And If I die in this shithole
D E
Float my corpse down the Calumet
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Cos I'd rather rot in Gary
D
Miller Beach may actually be paradise
[Interlude]
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[Verse]
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Alright. Christ, you caught me, this is actually just another divorce song
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Maybe it's not all of Cook County's fault
E
But it feels like another dogshit day in Suck City
D A
Jesus Christ, could you assholes at least learn how to drive?
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Yeah, fuck XRT and fuck Lollapalooza
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You and all of your self-righteous hipster 'hoods can go to hell!
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I especially hate Bridgeport cos that's where she lives
D E
For every reason that she loves it, I can't stand Chicago!
[Chorus]
E D A
When I head north on Lake Shore Drive, I fly and I close my eyes
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And I reach the magic point
D E
And I run for magic miles
E D A
When I head north on Lake Shore Drive, I fly and I close my eyes
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And I reach the magic point
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And I run for magic miles
[Outro]
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Lake Michigan becomes an ocean and I know somewhere beyond it is waiting, just for me
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No matter how high you dickheads build it
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You'll only ever be in Illinois
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And that'll always be way too fucking close to Missouri!
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