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Welcome To The Phandom by Molly
Welcome To The Phandom
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one click on a video can change your life
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when a guy named dan stumbles in with a “hi”
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or a guy named phil in black and white
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either way it can change your life overnight
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llamas, lions, glabella’s too, things
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that used to mean nothing to you
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now your life’s a joke and you’re going broke
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and danandphilshop’s taking money from you
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all these things that once meant nothing
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now are your world and mean everything
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you know their voices by memory
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and it kinda scares your family
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welcome to the phandom we can suck you in
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with a couple of jokes and a couple of vids
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you’ll slowly start to lose your mind
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but so is everyone else so it’s fine
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whiskering up your face in tears
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for a video that only comes once a year
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getting hooked on anime thanks to dan
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cause he stole your heart and with it he ran
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you’re getting high off of the sharpie fumes
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and your starting to wonder what they’ve done to you
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you’re buying things that you don’t really need
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like a llama hat and tatinof tix for VIP
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you’re part of the phandom
[interlude]
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phil’s been around since 2000 and 6
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and he gave dan some editing tips
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now they’ve got tons of subs and run the world
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and the minds of millions of girls
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but you’re not here just because they’re cute
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you’re here because they understand you
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your awkward habits they’ve got them too
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and that’s why they mean so much to you
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all these things you didn’t understand
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now you’re calling them your dads
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it freaks out friends and your parents too
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so you ask the internet support group what to do
[speak this like a regular person]
because they’re threatening to put you in counseling because they think you’re crazy. please help, dan?
[slow g chord]
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welcome to the phandom we’ve got lots of things
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like a stress mushroom and dan the meme king
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we spend too much time on youtube
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to the point where time means nothing to you
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you cry too much about stupid things
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like the way dan and phil sound when they sing
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it’s not too great, and kinda off key
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but it’s HSM’s breaking free
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we’re soaring, flying,
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there’s not a star in heaven
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that we can’t reach
baby can’t you see
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i’m calling
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a guy like you should wear a warning
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somebody once told me the world i’d gonna roll me
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i ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
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welcome to the phandom
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welcome to the phandom
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