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Penis Song by Monty Python
Penis Song
[Verse]
D7 G
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
A7 D D7
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
D7
It's swell to have a stiffy
G G7 E7
It's divine to own a dick
A7
From the tiniest little tadger
D A7 D
To the world's biggest prick
[Verse]
D7 G
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
A7 D A7 D
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
D7
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
G G7 E7
Your Percy or your cock
A7
You can wrap it up in ribbons
D A7 D
You can slip it in your sock
C C#dim7
But don't take it out in public
G B7 E7
Or they will stick you in the dock
A7 D7 G D7 G
And you won't come back
Oh, thank you very much.
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version 2
[Verses]
D G
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis.
A D
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong.
D
It's swell to have a stiffy,
G G/F# E7
It's divine to own a dick.
A
From the tiniest little tadger,
D G D
To the world's biggest prick.
D G
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
A D G D
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
D
Your piece-of-pork, Your wife's best friend,
G G/F# E7
Your Percy or your cock.
A
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
D G D
You can slip it in your sock.
C C7
But don't take it out in public
G G/F# E
Or they will stick you in the dock,
A D7 G D G
And you won't come back.
Oh, thank you very much.
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