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I Like Chinese by Monty Python
I Like Chinese
Tuning: E A D G B E
Spoken:
The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all
There are tools and idiots sitting
on the trigger,
It's depressing and it's senseless
and that's why:
G
I like Chinese,
A
I like Chinese,
D
They only come up to your knees,
G Em
Yet they're always friendly, and
Am D
they're ready to please.
G
I like Chinese,
A
I like Chinese,
D
There's nine hundred million of
them in the world today,
G Em
You'd better learn to like them,
Am D
that's what I say.
G
I like Chinese,
A
I like Chinese,
D
They come from a long way overseas,
G
But they're cute and they're
Em Am D
cuddly, and they're ready to please.
G
I like Chinese food,
A
The waiters never are rude,
D
Think of the many things they've
done to impress,
G Em Am D
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and Chess.
G
So I like Chinese,
A
I like Chinese,
D
I like their tiny little trees,
G Em Am D
Their Zen, their Ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese.
G
I like Chinese thought,
A
The wisdom that Confucious taught
D
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
G Em
The Chinese will survive us all
Am D
without any doubt.
G
So, I like Chinese
A
I like Chinese
D
They only come up to your knees,
G Em
Yet they are wise and they're witty
Am D
and are ready to please.
G
I like Chinese
A
I like Chinese
D
Their food is guaranteed to please,
G Em Am D
A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lynchees.
G
I like Chinese,
A
I like Chinese,
D
I like their tiny little trees,
G Em
Their Zen, their ping-pong,
Am D
their yin and yang-ese.
G
I like Chinese,
A
I like Chinese ...
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version 2
Intro: (Spoken)
G Adim D
The world today seems absolutely crackers,
G Adim D
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
G
There are fools and idiots sitting on the trigger;
A7 D
It's depressing and it's senseless and that's why...
Verse 1:
G A7 D7
I like Chinese, I like Chinese; they only come up to your knees.
G E7 A7 D7
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.
Verse 2:
G A7
I like Chinese, I like Chinese,
D7
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today;
G E7 A7 D7
You'd better learn to like them, that what's I say!
Chorus 1:
G A7 D7
I like Chinese, I like Chinese; they come from a long way overseas.
G E7 A7 D7
But they're cute and they're cuddly and they're ready to please.
Verse 3:
G A7
I like Chinese food; the waiters, never are rude.
D7
Think of the many things, they've done to impress;
G E7 A7 D7
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.
Chorus 2:
G A7 D7
So I like Chinese, I like Chinese, I like their tiny little trees.
G E7 A7 D7
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their Yin and Yang-ese.
Verse 4:
G A7
I like Chinese thought, the wisdom that Confucius taught.
D7
If Darwin is anything to shout about;
G E7 A7 D7
The Chinese will sur-vive us all, with-out any doubt.
Chorus 3:
G A7 D7
I like Chinese, I like Chinese; they only come up to your knees.
G E7 A7 D7
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.
Chorus 4:
G A7 D7
I like Chinese, I like Chinese; their food is guaranteed to please.
G E7 A7 D7
A fourteen, a seven, a nine and ly-chees.
Chorus 5:
G A7 D7
So I like Chinese, I like Chinese; I like their tiny little trees.
G E7 A7 D7
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their Yin and Yang-ese.
Chorus 6:
G A7
I like Chinese, I like Chinese...
(Fade)
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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