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I Pity the Fu by Molly Lewis
I Pity the Fu
Capo: 1st fret
I recommend playing capo on first fret, otherwise tune up half a step.
[Intro]
C# A#m F# G#
C# A#m F# G#
I used to get upset over giant papercuts and math equations
C# A#m F# G#
Nothing stuck in my craw more than dog fights and shopping malls and tax evasion
C# A#m F# G#
and sexist tabloid culture and branjalina and papperazi
C# A#m F# G#
and proposition 8 and discrimination and neo-nazis
G# F# F#m C# G#
Buuut anymore these things don't seem to bother meeeee
F# F#m C# G#
Ever since I started hanging out with Mr T
F# F#m C# G#
He told me to stay out of drugs, and drink my milk, and treat my mother right
F# G#
and I pity the fool who disagrees.
C# A#m F# G#
C# A#m F# G#
I disliked gwen stifani for her weird ass voice and that stupid hair of hers
C# A#m F# G#
And it felt like J. K. Rowling conspired to kill off all my favourite characters
C# A#m F# G#
I disliked all the people I had to ride on the commuter bus
C# A#m F# G#
If nancy grace and I were to meet I would have kicked her in the uterus
G# F# F#m C# G#
But my attitude has had a total overhaul
F# F#m C# G#
Since mr t told me how to forgive them all
F# F#m C# G#
He said let the nay sayers nay, I don't care what they say, it's all jibber jabber anyway
F# G#
And I pity the fool who cannot rhyme
*weird solo*
C# A#m F# G#
he said I must go on, gotta help more kids gotta spread my knowledge
C# A#m F# G#
I said T please don't go he said, hold it kid, you're old and you're in college
C# A#m F# G#
he said you know all that I know I can't teach you nothing I swear it's true
C# A#m F# G#
go out and live your life because there's so much goodness in the world for you
G# F# F#m C# G#
You go watch as bob ross paints himself some happy trees
F# F#m C# G#
And those happy cows on TV make you happy cheese
F# F#m C# G#
and he dug in his spurs, and rode into the sky, On that thing from the never ending story,
F# G#
And I pity the fool who mess with T.
N.C.
Whatchoo talkin' about foo?! I don't remember none o' that.
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version 2
Play with capo on first fret
Intro:
First 4 chords twice
A: 2100
Am: 2003
B: 4322
C: 0003
C*: 5433
C7: 3433
G: 0232
G6: 7777
F: 2010
F6: 5555
Fdim: 4545
F#6: 6666
Verse 1:
C Am F6 G6
I used to get upset over giant papercuts and math equations
C Am F6 Fdim
Nothing stuck in my craw more than dog fights and shopping malls and tax evasion
C Am F6 Fdim
And sexist tabloid culture and brangelina and paparazzi
C Am F6 G6
And proposition 8 and discrimination and neo-nazis
Chorus 1:
G6-F#6-F6 Fdim C* C7
Buuuut anymore these things don't seem to bother me
F6 Fdim C* C7
Ever since I started hanging out with Mr. T
F6 Fdim C* B-A
He told me to stay out of drugs, and drink my milk, and treat my mother right
F G
and I pity the fool who disagrees.
C Am F6 G6 x2
Verse 2:
C Am F6 G6
I disliked Gwen Stefani for her weird ass voice and that stupid hair of hers
C Am F6 Fdim
And it felt like J. K. Rowling conspired to kill off all my favourite characters
C Am F6 Fdim
I disliked all the people I had to ride with on the commuter bus
C Am F6 G6
If Nancy Grace and I were to meet I would have kicked her in the uterus
Chorus 2:
G6-F#6-F6 Fdim C* C7
But my attitude has had a total overhaul
F6 Fdim C* C7
Since Mr. T told me how to forgive them all
F6 Fdim C* B-A
He said let the nay sayers nay, I don't care what they say, it's all jibber jabber anyway
F G
And I pity the fool who cannot rhyme
*Kazoo Solo*
(Same chords as a verse)
Verse 3:
C Am F6 G6
He said I must go on, gotta help more kids gotta spread my knowledge
C Am F6 Fdim
I said T please don't go he said, “hold it kid, you're old and you're in college”
C Am F6 Fdim
He said you know all that I know I can't teach you nothing I swear it's true
C Am G6
Go out and live your life because there's so much goodness in the world for you
Chorus 3:
G6-F#6-F6 Fdim C* C7
You go watch as Bob Ross paints himself some happy trees
F6 Fdim C* C7
And those happy cows on TV make you happy cheese
F6 Fdim C* B-A
And he dug in his spurs, and rode into the sky, on that thing from the never-ending story,
F G
And I pity the fool who mess with T.
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