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Dave by Missing Andy
Dave
Capo: 4th fret
C G
I'm dirty Susanna
Am Fm
I've got problems with grammar
C G
So boy where's your manners
Am Fm
Come buy me a slammer
Am F X2
Am
She said how you doing
F
Welcome to Canning Town
Am
I ain't got much money
And I talk real funny
F
Now let me in the back of your van
Am
Now then I've had a couple of drinks
F
But you look a bit of alright
Am
and I put your bands sticker on me primark knickers
F
and I think that might have broken the ice
Am
And she told me her brother was a thief
F
A dead cockney for knocking out coppers teeth
Am
Her mum stayed home washing all the pots and pans
F
And when her old man came home he knocked her round
Am
And she told me her mother was on meph
F
Her daddy used to run with the ICF
Am F
I like getting out now then to catch a breath and meet a bloke or two
Fm
And thats when she said
C G
I'm dirty Suzanna
Am
I've got problems with grammar
Fm
Some say it's my stammer
C
But it's not not my fault
G
So boy where's your manners
Am
Come buy me a slammer
Fm
And you'll get laid
C
And I will call you Dave
G Am
Yeah I will call you Dave
F C
Even though your name is Steve
Am
She said that her last fella
F
He was a proper upmarket guy
Am
Said he took her to the races
F
And all the nice places like Nandos and TGI
Am
She reached for her sambucca
F
As I notice her tatoo
Am
It was a love heart with Steve
It was written down her sleeve
F
Yeah my last bloke was called Dave too
Am
She told me she stuggled with her speech
F
And ducked a lot of school to go hang out on the street
Am
She tried so hard even *spoke of therapy*
F
No matter what she tried said it never worked for me
Am
She told me she never had no friends
F
But made a few aquaintances by opening her legs
Am F
I think you and me we could probably go the length and have a sprog or two
Fm
And that's when she said
C G
I'm dirty Suzanna
Am
I've got problems with grammar
Fm
Some say it's my stammer
C
But it's not not my fault
G
So boy where's your manners
Am
Come buy me a slammer
Fm
And you'll get laid
C
And I will call you Dave
G Am
Yeah I will call you Dave
Fm C
Even though your name is Steve
C, G, Am, Fm
C
She said lets go out
G
Lets go out to the cinema
Am
There's a Vue in Beckton or Dagenham
Fm
And it really ain't that far
C
You can bring the big van
G
I'll bring the condoms and we can
Am
Fuck all through the night
Fm
That's why they call me dirty Suzanne
C
And if I should have a baby
G
We'll get a council flat
Am
Or maybe get a council house
Fm
Nah, you need three kids for that
C G
You can take me shopping to Lakeside if we're flash
Am
And we'll have all we need
Fm
Child Benefits and that
C
I'm dirty Suzanna
G Am
I've got problems with grammar
Fm
Some say it's my stammer
C G Am Fm
But it's not not my fault
C G
I'm dirty Suzanna
Am
I've got problems with grammer
Fm
Some say it's my stammer
C
But it's not not my fault
G
So boy where's your manners
Am
Come buy me a slammer
Fm
And you'll get laid
C
And I will call you Dave
G Am
Yeah I will call you Dave
F C
Even though your name is Steve
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