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Those Aren't My Pants by Mike Daugherty
Those Aren't My Pants
capo at the second fret, but it sounds fine without the capo.
Tuning: E A D G B E
Capo: 2nd fret
[Verse]
G D
Jimmy jumped out of bed and he threw on some clothes and he hurried out into the street
D G
It was 3:45 in the morning and just who did lil Jimmy meet
C G
It was a big po-lice man who grabbed Jimmy’s hand and he said that you’re coming with me
D G
The copper followed his nose and he searched Jimmy’s clothes and then his eyes lit up with glee
G D
So Jimmy searched and he strained and he tried to explain all the stuff that the po-po had found
D G
But they didn’t believe—they just couldn’t conceive and wrestled him to the ground
C G
Though his memory was poor, Jimmy told them some more and he tried to make them see
D G
That his words were not fake and this was all a mistake, and they should all just let him be...
[Chorus]
C
Those aren’t my pants!
G
That’s not my ice!
D G
I mean I smoke some pot sometimes because it makes me feel real nice.
C
That’s not my bowl!
G
I’m not that way!
D
Those aren’t my pants!
G C G
This just ain’t my day!
[Verse]
G D
A few hours later, in a new set of clothes, Jimmy got to be on TV.
D G
The Judge read him his rights, gave him a lawyer, and explained all the penalties.
C G
Jimmy’s face got all pale as the Judge set his bail, and called out another dude’s case,
D G
But Jimmy stood and he shouted, told that Judge all about it as the tears ran down his face.
[Chorus]
C
Those aren’t my pants!
G
That’s not my ice!
D G
I mean I smoke some pot sometimes, because it makes me feel real nice.
C
That’s not my bowl!
G
I’m not that way!
D
Those aren’t my pants!
G C G
This just ain’t my day!
[Chorus]
C
Those aren’t my pants!
G
That’s not my ice!
D G
I mean I smoke some pot sometimes, Your Honor, because it makes me feel real nice.
C
That’s not my bowl!
G
I’m not that way!
D
Those aren’t my pants!
G C G
This just ain’t my day!
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