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Guitar Guy At The Party by Mike Birbiglia
Guitar Guy At The Party
Chords:
lowEADGBe
G:320033
Cadd9:X32033
Em7:022033
Dsus4:XX0233
D:XX0232
Verse 1:
G Cadd9 Em7 G
I'm the guitar guy at the party
Cadd9 G Em7 Cadd9
I'm the guitar guy and I think I'll drink a Coke and Bacardi
G Cadd9
It might seem like i'm just havin' fun but I'm
G Cadd9
actually not, i'm trying to sleep with your girlfriend
G Cadd9
Listen to me as I play this song 'cause I'm
Em7 G
gonna play it regardless
Verse 2:
Dsus4 G
I'm only playin' three chords so
Cadd9 G
I can make eye contact
Cadd9 G
with different women in the room
Em7 G
I'm gonna try and sleep with your girlfriend
Cadd9 G
But i'm gonna make it sound like we have a really
Cadd9 G
special bond and we should keep it secret
Spoken Verse:
Em7 G Cadd9
You know i think your boyfriend really takes you for granted
Em7 G Cadd9
When was the last time he told you that your eyes look like space crystals?
Em7 G Cadd9
If you wanna come by my place later it'd be cool, it's not gonna be like
G Em7 G
last time. I totally understand why that freaked you out.
Verse 3:
Dsus4 G
Maybe if I play 'Free Fallin' then
Cadd9 G
someone will give me a handjob
Cadd9 G
Or maybe they'll just sit on my lap and the
Cadd9 G
friction will cause me to have an erection
Cadd9 G Cadd9 G
an erection I'll make sure you won't feel 'cause i'm classy
Cadd9 G
and I'm gonna shift it to the left
Cadd9 G
and I'm gonna shift it to the right
Cadd9 G
and I'm gonna create a mental image in my head like
Cadd9 G
guys in prison taking a group shower
Verse 4:
Em7 G Cadd9 G
Here's my story. I'm gonna make sure that I tell it in the proper order
Cadd9 G Em7 G
I went to arts camp as a kid and I played the recorder.
Cadd9 G Cadd9 G
Then I learned that recorders are for losers and guitars get chicks and
Cadd9 G Cadd9 G
now when I feel like a loser I take this out and sing 'Wonderwall' by Oasis
Verse 5:
G Cadd9
I play mostly covers,
G Cadd9
Cat Stevens and the Beatles and a couple of others
Em7 G Cadd9
I do some original songs too but they're not as well received...
D G D G
"Christ is God, Christ is God"
Outro"
Em7 G
But I still want that handjob
Cadd9 G
'Cause I'm the guitar guy
Cadd9
I'm the guitar guy,
G
I'm the guitar guy,
Cadd9 D G
I'm the guitar GUY-I-I-I.
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