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My Dick by Mickey Avalon
My Dick
Main Riff:
e|------------------------------------------------------------|
b|------------------------------------------------------------|
g|------------------------------------------------------------|
d|------------------------------------------------------------|
a|------------------------------------------------------------|
e|----9---12-9--12-9-----9---12-9--12-9-----------------------|
e|------------------------------------------------------------|
b|------------------------------------------------------------|
g|------------------------------------------------------------|
d|------------------------------------------------------------|
a|---------3-----3------------3-----3-------------------------|
e|----2------2-----2-----2------2-----2-----------------------|
and just repeat that throughout the whole song
My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick, bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick, large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen
My dick, locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick, so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
My dick, pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude
My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick, more mass than the Earth
Your dick, half staff, it needs work
My dick, been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick, V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole luncheon
Your dick, it look like a munchkin
My dick, size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick, good good lovin'
Your dick, good for nothin'
My dick bench pressed three fifty
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick, pretty damn skimpy
Your dick, hungry as a hippie
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick, rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick, fruit roll-up
My dick, grade-A beef
Your dick, made a geek
My dick, sick and dangerous
Your dick, quick and painless
My dick, 'nuff said
Your dick loves Fred
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus (like Jesus, we got dicks like Jesus, dicks like Jesus)
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version 2
Tuning is drop C (C-G-C-F-A-D)
Legend:
~ Let Ring
b Bend
. Palm Mute
X Left hand mute (or signifies number of repetitions)
(Drums Intro)
Lead Guitar (0:11)
D | ------------------------------ |
A | ------------------------------ |
F | -9-9-7-9-9-7-9-9-7-9-9-7-9-9-7 |
C | ------------------------------ | 10 X
G | ------------------------------ |
C | ------------------------------ |
Rhythm Guitar (0:17)
D | ---- | --------------------- |
A | ---- | --------------------- |
F | ---- | --------------------- |
C | -2~- | -2-----7-7-7-9-9-9-12 | 3 X
G | -2~- | -2-24x-5-5-5-7-7-7-10 |
C | -2~- | -2------------------- |
.
Verse (0:38, Both Guitars)
D | ------------------------------- | | ------------------------------------- |
A | ------------------------------- | | ------------------------------------- |
F | ------------------------------- | | -9-9-9-10-10-10-9-9-9-12-12-12-9-9-10 |
C | --------------------------7-7-7 | 3 X | -X-X-X--X--X--X-X-X-X--X--X--X-X-X--X | (Repeat)
G | --------------------------5-5-5 | | -7-7-7--8--8--8-7-7-7-10-10-10-7-7--8 |
C | -2-2-0-2-2-0-2-2-0-2-2-0------- | | ------------------------------------- |
Chorus (1:01)
Lead
D | -13-----12-----13---------------12-12-12-13-13-13-12-12-12--------------13-----|
A | --X-16X--X-16X--X-16X--15-15-15----------------------------15-15-13-13---X-16X-|
F | -10------9-----10-------------------------------------------------------10-----|
C | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
C | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D | -15-15-15-13-13-------------15-15-13-13-12-12--13----------------15-17-20 |
A | ----------------13-13-13-13---------------------X-16X------17-18--------- |
F | -----------------------------------------------10-------19--------------- |
C | ------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
G | ------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
C | ------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
Rhythm
D | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
A | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
F | ----------------------7--9--10--9--7--5-----------------------7--9--10--12--14--17 |
C | -3------5------7------X--X---X--X--X--X--3------5------7------X--X---X---X---X---X |
G | -3-16X--3-16X--5-16X--5--7---8--7--5--3--3-16X--3-16X--5-16X--5--7---8--10--12--15 |
C | -3---------------------------------------3---------------------------------------- |
Post-Chorus (1:22, Lead Guitar)
D | ------------------------------- |
A | ------------------------------- |
F | -9-9-7-9-9-7-9-9-7-9-9-7-9-9-9b |
C | ------------------------------- | 2 X
G | ------------------------------- |
C | ------------------------------- |
Verse (1:28, Both Guitars)
D | ------------------------------- | | ------------------------------------- |
A | ------------------------------- | | ------------------------------------- |
F | ------------------------------- | | -9-9-9-10-10-10-9-9-9-12-12-12-9-9-10 |
C | --------------------------7-7-7 | 3 X | -X-X-X--X--X--X-X-X-X--X--X--X-X-X--X | (Repeat)
G | --------------------------5-5-5 | | -7-7-7--8--8--8-7-7-7-10-10-10-7-7--8 |
C | -2-2-0-2-2-0-2-2-0-2-2-0------- | | ------------------------------------- |
Chorus (1:50)
Lead
D | -13-13-13-12-12-12-------13-13-13-12-12-12-13-13-15-15-15-13-13-13-12-12-12-12-|
A | -------------------13-13-------------------------------------------------------|
F | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
C | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
C | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D | -------------12-12-13-13-13-12-12-12-------13-13-13-12-12-12-13-13----12-13----|
A | -13-13-15-15-------------------------13-13-------------------------15----------|
F | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
C | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
C | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D | -12--------13-13-13-12-12-12-------13-13-13-12-12-12-13-13-15-15-15-13-13-13---|
A | ----15-13--------------------13-13---------------------------------------------|
F | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
C | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
C | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D | -12-12-12-12--------------12-12-13-13-13-12-12-12--------13-13-13-12-12-12-13--|
A | -------------13-13-15-15--------------------------13-13------------------------|
F | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
C | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
C | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D | -13----------15-17-20----------15-17-20----------15-17-20---------15-17-20 |
A | -------17-18-------------17-18-------------17-18------------17-18--------- |
F | ----19----------------19----------------19---------------19--------------- |
C | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
G | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
C | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
Rhythm
D | ------------------------------------------------------------ |
|
A | ------------------------------------------------------------ |
|
F | ----------------------7--9--10--9--7--5--------------------- |
|
C | -3------5------7------X--X---X--X--X--X--3------5------7---- |
|
4 X
G | -3-16X--3-16X--5-16X--5--7---8--7--5--3--3-16X--3-16X--5-16X | -5--7---8--10--12--15 |
C | -3---------------------------------------3------------------ | --------------------- |
Bridge (2:20, Both Guitars)
D | --------------------------------------------------------------- |
A | --------------------------------------------------------------- |
F | --------------------------------------------------------------- |
C | -3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-5-5-5-7-7-7-10 | 4 X
G | -3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-5-5-5--8 |
C | -3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--------------- |
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
D | -------------------------------- |
A | -------------------------------- |
F | -------------------------------- |
C | -3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 |
G | -3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 |
C | -3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 |
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Chorus (2:48)
Lead
D | -13-13-13-12-12-12-------13-13-13-12-12-12-13-13-15-15-15-13-13-13-12-12-12-12-|
A | -------------------13-13-------------------------------------------------------|
F | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
C | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
C | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D | -------------12-12-13-13-13-12-12-12-------13-13-13-12-12-12-13-13----12-13----|
A | -13-13-15-15-------------------------13-13-------------------------15----------|
F | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
C | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
C | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D | -12--------13-13-13-12-12-12-------13-13-13-12-12-12-13-13-15-15-15-13-13-13---|
A | ----15-13--------------------13-13---------------------------------------------|
F | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
C | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
C | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D | -12-12-12-12--------------12-12-13-13-13-12-12-12--------13-13-13-12-12-12-13--|
A | -------------13-13-15-15--------------------------13-13------------------------|
F | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
C | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
C | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D | -13----------15-17-20 | | ----------15-17-20 |
A | -------17-18--------- | | ----17-18--------- |
F | ----19--------------- | | -19--------------- |
C | --------------------- | 2 X | ------------------ | 3 X
G | --------------------- | | ------------------ |
C | --------------------- | | ------------------ |
Rhythm
D | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
A | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
F | ----------------------7--9--10--9--7--5-----------------------7--9--10--12--14--17 |
C | -3------5------7------X--X---X--X--X--X--3------5------7------X--X---X---X---X---X |
2 X
G | -3-16X--3-16X--5-16X--5--7---8--7--5--3--3-16X--3-16X--5-16X--5--7---8--10--12--15 |
C | -3---------------------------------------3---------------------------------------- |
D | --------------------- |
A | --------------------- |
F | -7--9--10--12--14--17 |
C | -X--X---X---X---X---X | 3 X
G | -5--7---8--10--12--15 |
C | --------------------- |
My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick, bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick, large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen
My dick, locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick, so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
My dick, pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude
My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick, more mass than the Earth
Your dick, half staff, it needs work
My dick, been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick, V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole luncheon
Your dick, it look like a munchkin
My dick, size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick, good good lovin'
Your dick, good for nothin'
My dick bench pressed three fifty
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick, pretty damn skimpy
Your dick, hungry as a hippie
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick, rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick, fruit roll-up
My dick, grade-A beef
Your dick, made a geek
My dick, sick and dangerous
Your dick, quick and painless
My dick, 'nuff said
Your dick loves Fred
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus (like Jesus, we got dicks like Jesus, dicks like Jesus)
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version 3
Tuning: Db Ab Db Gb Bb Eb
The Easiest way to play this is to tune Your E string to a c# leave the rest in standard tuning.
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------2---2---x---------------|
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----0---0---0-----------------|x2
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------3---3---x---------------|
----5---5---5-----------------|x2
repeat until the end of the song
don't let the c# string ring
My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick, bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick, large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen
My dick, locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick, so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
My dick, pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude
My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick, more mass than the Earth
Your dick, half staff, it needs work
My dick, been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick, V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole luncheon
Your dick, it look like a munchkin
My dick, size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick, good good lovin'
Your dick, good for nothin'
My dick bench pressed three fifty
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick, pretty damn skimpy
Your dick, hungry as a hippie
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick, rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick, fruit roll-up
My dick, grade-A beef
Your dick, made a geek
My dick, sick and dangerous
Your dick, quick and painless
My dick, 'nuff said
Your dick loves Fred
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus (like Jesus, we got dicks like Jesus, dicks like Jesus)
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version 4
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|---9-12-9-12-9-12-9-12-----5-8-5-8-5-8-5-8---|
Those are the basic notes
My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick, bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick, large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen
My dick, locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick, so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
My dick, pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude
My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick, more mass than the Earth
Your dick, half staff, it needs work
My dick, been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick, V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole luncheon
Your dick, it look like a munchkin
My dick, size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick, good good lovin'
Your dick, good for nothin'
My dick bench pressed three fifty
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick, pretty damn skimpy
Your dick, hungry as a hippie
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick, rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick, fruit roll-up
My dick, grade-A beef
Your dick, made a geek
My dick, sick and dangerous
Your dick, quick and painless
My dick, 'nuff said
Your dick loves Fred
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus (like Jesus, we got dicks like Jesus, dicks like Jesus)
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