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Remind Me Why I Came Into This Room by Michael Reno Harrell
Remind Me Why I Came Into This Room
Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro]
C E F C D7 G C F C
[Verse 1]
C E
My knees both popped like pistol shots,
F C
My face has lines and my hands have spots
D7 G
and my eyebrows look like some old witches broom.
C E
I sip ensure instead of wine
F C
4:30 is now my supper time.
D7 G C F C
Remind me why I came into this room.
[Verse 2]
C E
I got receding hair I got receding gums,
F C
My doctor can't be 21.
D7 G
When did my favorite snack become a prune?
C E
Long underware is how I roll,
F C
I used to be cool no I'm just cold.
D7 G C F C
Remind me why I came into this room.
[Chorus]
G C
Getting old's not for the faint of heart
D7
My resume may soon include
G
Greeter at Walmart.
C E
Well I may not have a hip tattoo,
F C
but my hip replacement scar is cool.
D7 G C F C
Remind me why I came into this room.
[Verse 3]
C E
My nose is red and my ears are hairy,
F C
My cholesterol count is downright scary.
D7 G
I recall when movies came with a cartoon.
C E
My sugar is high my blood pressure's soarin,
F C
My back is screamin' and my ears are roaring.
D7 G C F C
Remind me why I came into this room.
[Chorus]
G C
Getting old is not for the faint of heart
D7
See my wife don't trust my driving,
G
and I don't trust a fart.
C E
Well it may sound crude but I could read
F C
An entire novel while I pee
D7 G C A
Remind me why I came into this room (No I'm serious I don't Remember)
D7 G C A
Remind me why I came into this room ( But you're gonna have to speak up)
D7 G C C7
Remind me why I came into this room!
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