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The Worlds Poorest Millionaire by Michael Claytor
The Worlds Poorest Millionaire
Capo: 2nd fret
[Intro]
C F C F C G
C F C F C G C
[Verse 1]
C F C F C G C
I sold my soul on a cold, dark hill but it wasnt to the devil for a power or skill
C F C F C G C
It was a Jehovah's Witness he said that's God's will was to buy me outta heaven with a million dollar bill
C F C F C G C
I gave him thanks and I took it to the bank on the way to the pub for to fill my tank
C F C F C G C
But my heart sank when the teller at the bank said she wasnt gonna take it cause she thought it was a prank
F C G C
She said she wasnt gonna take it cause she thought it was a prank
F C
And as the saying goes, "You cant take it with you."
F C G
But if I still had my soul I wouldnt care
C F C F C G C
But for heaven's sake the bank wont take it, I'm the world's poorest millionaire
F C G C
Yes, I'm the world's poorest million - aire.
[Verse 2]
C F C F C G C
I was a bit deflated but I finally made it to the pub for a drink and to clear my head
C F C F C G C
I placed an order for a double and a water but I substituted water for a double instead
C F C F C G C
And at time of night, when they poured the last pint, I asked for my check cause I'd had my fill.
C F C F C G C
And the bartender, Ethan, kicked my teeth in cause he cant make change for a million dollar bill
F C G C
He says he cant make change for a million dollar bill
F C
Well as the saying goes, "You cant take it with you."
F C G
But if I still had my soul I wouldnt care
C F C F C
But for heaven's sake the bank wont take it, and the pub can't break it,
F C G C F C G C
I'm the world's poorest millionaire, I'm the world's poorest million - aire
[Verse 3]
C F C F C G C
I hatched a plan and away I went to the U.S. Mint to inquire within
C F C F C G C
And when I spoke to the management they said that they don't print above a Benjamin
F C G C
they said that they don't print above a Benjamin
F C
And as the age-old saying goes, "You cant take it with you."
F C G
But if I still had my soul I wouldnt care
C F C F C
But for heaven's sake the bank wont take it, and the pub can't break it,
F C F C
cause the mint don't make it, so I think that it's a fake
F C G C F C G C
and I'm the world's poorest millionaire, I'm the world's poorest million, millionaire.
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