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Everybody Needs A Ninja by Matthew Ebel
Everybody Needs A Ninja
Tuning: E A D G B E
Capo: 5th fret
G6 - 320000
[Verse]
C G/B Am F G
Every-body needs a ninja,
C G/B Am F G
Something I have always said,
C G/B Am D/F# F G
''Cause you never know when someone else might want to see you dead.
C G/B Am F G
Every-body needs a ninja,
C G/B Am F G
Ninjas know just when to strike,
C G/B Am D/F# F
Though they dress the same I''d never say that they all look alike,
G
''Cause that ain''t right.
[Chorus]
C F Dm G
They do ninja moves with ninja things, watch ninja ball with ninja wings,
Em F Dm G
And ninja beers that they can kill one bottle at a time.
Em F Dm G
They strike from near or far away, you’ll never know if you’re their prey,
Em F Dm G G7 G6 G7
They always make their getaway, no ninja-prints or stars are left behind.
[Verse]
C G/B Am F G
Every-body needs a ninja,
C G/B Am F G
Maybe one or two at work,
C G/B Am D/F# F G
So that you can use one when your boss is acting like a jerk.
C G/B Am F G
Every-body needs a ninja,
C G/B Am F G
Well that’s a simple fact of life,
C G/B Am D/F# F G
They can kill with sheets of paper, they don’t need no stinking knife.
[Chorus]
C F Dm G
They live their lives so secretly, and ninjas kill so gracefully ,
Em F Dm G
They leap from tree to tree like Jackie Chan or Chow Yun-Fat.
Em F Dm G
They use their super ninja-power to kill someone at any hour,
Em F Dm G G7 G6 G7
They could be hiding in your shower - you never know just where they’re at.
[Verse]
C G/B Am F G
Every-body needs a ninja,
C G/B Am F G
Ninja podcasts are the best,
C G/B Am D/F# F
But they only let you listen if you pass a ninja test.
G
(Not like the rest)
C G/B Am F G
Every-body needs a ninja
C G/B Am F G
It’s good to have one on your side.
C G/B Am D/F# F
Everybody loves a friend who would avenge them if they died.
G
(That’s ninja pride)
[Chorus]
C F Dm G
The ninjas are your biggest fan if you’re a member of their clan,
Em F Dm G
And if you’re not your plan had better be to run like hell.
Em F Dm G
''Cause ninjas find you anywhere, there might be ninjas in your hair,
Em F Dm G G7 G6 G7
Or hiding in your underwear - They’re everywhere but nobody can tell.
[Outro]
C G/B Am F G
Everybody needs a ninja.
C G/B Am F G
There’s one right behind me now-
(dies)
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