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My Idea Of Heaven by Matt Pless




              My Idea Of Heaven





Tuning: E A D G B E
Key: C


[Intro]
C
 
 
[Verse 1]
 C
If I were a god, I''''d make a lot of milkshakes
 F                         G
Pour them down on people, watch them all go crazy
 C
If I were a god, I''''d fry a lot of bacon
 F                        G           C
Put it in the milkshakes, my idea of heaven
 F                    G           C
Bacon in a milkshake, my idea of heaven
 
 
[Verse 2]
 C
If I were a genius, I could make you love me
 F                     G
But I''''m not a genius cause nobody loves me
 C
If I were a genius, I could write equations
F                          G               C
I could pass the math test but I''''d never solve them
F                           G               C
I could pass the math test but I''''d never solve them
 
 
[Verse 3]
 C
If I crack a bottle, I could swallow vodka
 F                          G
Walking into brick walls, acting like my father
 C
If I crack a bottle, I could swim in whiskey
F                          G               C
I''''d forget my lover cause she doesn''''t miss me
F                          G               C
I''''d forget my lover cause she doesn''''t miss me
 
 
[Verse 4]
 C
If I were a record, I''''d be getting dizzy
 F                           G
Spinning ''''round in circles, sticking needles in me
 C
If I were a record, I''''d be wearing vinyl
F                          G            C
Dressing like a rockstar, going out of style
F                          G            C
Dressing like a rockstar, going out of style
 
 
[Verse 5]
 C
If I were a cellphone, I''''d call in a bomb threat
 F                   G
Almost got arrested but I shot the sheriff
 C
If I were a cellphone, we could learn our lesson
F                        G               C
I will leave a voicemail if you leave a message
F                        G               C
I will leave a voicemail if you leave a message
 
 
[Verse 6]
 C
If I were a god, I''''d fry a lot of bacon
 F                        G
Put it in the milkshakes, my idea of heaven
 C
If I were a god, I''''d find it quite perplexing
F                     G                    C
Balancing the bacon, trying to please the vegans
F                        G               C
Bringing home the bacon but I love the vegans








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