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Greatest Comedian by Matt Maltese
Greatest Comedian
Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro]
G#m B F# (x3)
[Verse 1]
(F#) G#m B F#
You''''re the beauty, the stranger in the grocery store
G#m B F#
You''''re the highest quality hardwood door
G#m B F#
You''''re the final wartime piece of bread
G#m B
You once told me that you hate the shaven head
[Chorus]
F#
I want you so
G#m B F#
And God must be the greatest comedian I know
G#m F#
To put you so far away
G#m B F#
He put you so far away
G#m B F#
[Verse 2]
(F#) G#m B F#
There are \\"Davids\\" and \\"Janets\\" everywhere
G#m B F#
There are juveniles with the blondest hair
G#m B F#
There are cronies with their jobs and ties and cash
G#m B
There are people like me - the whitest trash
[Chorus]
F#
I want you so
G#m B F#
And God must be the greatest comedian I know
G#m F#
To put you so far away
G#m B F#
He put you so far away
[Bridge]
C#
I have heard
B F#
That Jesus was a very handsome girl
C#
If she were
B F#
I''''d bet she''''d look something like you now
C#
I have heard
B F#
That some people think the Earth is flat
C#
But if it were
B F#
How come I don''''t see you anywhere
B
How come I don''''t see you any-
[Chorus]
F#
I want you so
G#m B F#
And God must be the greatest comedian I know
G#m F#
To put you so far away
G#m B F#
He put you so far away
F#
I want you so
G#m B F#
And God must be the greatest comedian I know
G#m F#
To put you so far away
G#m B F#
He put you so far away
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