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Gimme That Electronic Religion by Mark Russell (comedian)
Gimme That Electronic Religion
Tuning: E A D G B E
[Chorus]
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Give me that electronic religion, give me that electronic religion,
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Give me that electronic religion, at the altar of TV.
[Verse 1]
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It''''s good enough for Jerry Falwell. It''''s good enough for Jimmy Swagart.
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In the words of old Pat Robertson, \\"For salvation vote for me.\\"
[Verse 2]
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Put your faith in television and the preachers to be seen.
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When we get to heaven St. Peter will say, \\"Just how big was your screen?\\"
[Verse 3]
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I got TV in my bedroom, in my bathroom there''''s one there,
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I got TV sets all over the house, now God is everywhere.
[Verse 4]
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I got religion on my Betamax, fast forward signified,
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I keep the good book on the table, it''''s a Gideon TV Guide.
[Chorus]
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Give me that electronic religion, give me that electronic religion,
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Give me that electronic religion, at the altar of TV.
[Verse 5]
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They got TV up in heaven, and I know that down below
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Is the dirty channel of the devil... they call it H.B.O.
[Verse 6]
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Moses wandered in the desert, in a tale no one forgets.
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He went up on Mount Sinai, God handed him the ten cassettes.
[Verse 7]
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My antenna is rotating, Pat Robertson''''s coming in clear,
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Saying, \\"Put the money in the envelope, election time draws near.\\"
[Verse 8]
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I got religion via satelite, it''''s high tech piety.
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The bigger the dish upon my roof, the nearer my god to thee.
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