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The Hedgehogs Song by Martin Pearson 



      The Hedgehogs Song 





Capo: 2nd fret

[Verse 1]


C                   F
Bestiality may be a fun thing to do
    G
But here is a story I''ll give unto you
C                       F
With almost all animals you''ll have a ball
        G                                 C
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

             F                        C
Can never be buggered, be buggered at all
                 G                    C
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all


[Verse 2]

    C                     F
The moose is amusing, the sheep quite confusing
   G
Oh roger a rhino if you''re ready for bruising
   C                            F
Or mounting a mountain goat, be careful don''t fall
        G                                 C
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

             F                        C
Can never be buggered, be buggered at all
                 G                    C
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all


[Verse 3]

  C                 F
A lion is frisky, a leopard is fun
   G
If you choose a cheetah you may have to run
        C                     F
You can fondle the fleas on a flea market stall
        G                                 C
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

             F                        C
Can never be buggered, be buggered at all
                 G                    C
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all


[Verse 4]

        C                          F
For the spines on his back are too sharp for a man
        G
They''ll give you a pain in the worst place they can
    C                          F
The stickles and prickles will maul and appal
        G                                 C
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

             F                        C
Can never be buggered, be buggered at all
                 G                    C
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all


[Verse 5]

       C                    F
If you meet Nanny Ogg, just remember to thank her
    G
For warning all wayfarers waylaid in Lancre
    C                        F
And remember to caution your poor foreign guest
G                       C
Il porcupino nil sodomy est

           F               C
Nil sodomy est, nil sodomy est
        G               C
Il porcupino nil sodomy est


[Verse 6]

        C                        F
You can root with a wombat, down here in Australia
    G
But don''t be alarmed by our bouncy mammalia 
    C                                F
You didn''t think our beasts would be friendly, did ya?
       G                                        C
You''ve not suffered pain till you''ve shagged an echidna

             F                        C
Can never be buggered, be buggered at all
                G                    C
The echidna can never be buggered at all


[Verse 7]

        C                         F
For the spines on his back are so awfully thick
        G
They''ll poke perforations all over your prick
        C                        F
There''s nowhere to aim when he''s curled in a ball
    G                                 C
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all

             F                        C
Can never be buggered, be buggered at all
                 G                    C
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all

           F               C
Nil sodomy est, nil sodomy est
        G               C
Il porcupino nil sodomy est

             F                        C
Can never be buggered, be buggered at all
                 G                    C
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all








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