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No Work Today by Mae Martin
No Work Today
[Intro]
G C G C G A C G
[Verse 1]
G C
I don’t think I have to go to work today
G C
I’m just gonna stay in bed
G C
Cause today is a special day
A C G
The whole of Great Britain is crawling with undead
C G C
Crawling with undead
[Verse 2]
G C
And I’ve seen the movies, so I know to steal a car
G C
And drive out to the woods, get away from city centers
G C
And I don’t want to brag, but I did kind of see this coming
A C G
And ever since Y2K I’ve been stockpiling canned goods in my basement
C G C
Goods in my basement
[Verse 3]
G
Now they’re coming through the windows
G C
And zombies are surrounding my flatmate
G C
I gotta leave that b-tch behind, just leave Jeanine behind
A C
And start running now, don’t wait
A C
There’s no time to hesitate
A C G
To be honest we never got along that well anyway because she never does the dishes
C G
And she leaves her stuff all over the living room, and that’s supposed to be our shared space?
[Chorus 1]
C G
It’s funny how the power dynamic flips
C G
In the midst of a zombie apocalypse
C
Jeanine needs a ride
G
She’s knocking on my car window cause she needs a lift
(G and C repeat throughout following)
And I’m like, “Oh, my God, I’m really sorry, it’s a really full car…
Um, you can’t sit in the front seat; I have my coat there, so, um
And in the backseat I have my books, so there’s just not a lot of space, I know--
You’re gonna be fine, you’re an avid jogger, I know, so I’m sure you’ll be fine
C
Good luck, Jeanine.”
[Chorus 2]
C G
It’s funny how the power dynamic flips
C G
In the midst of a zombie apocalypse
C
Jeanine needs a ride
G
At this point she really desperately needs a lift
C G
I bet she wishes she hadn’t left that passive-aggressive note on the fridge
A
It’s a bad day for the planet
C G
But the best day of my life.
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