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Why Do The Wrong People Travel by Noël Coward
Why Do The Wrong People Travel
The original tuning of this is in B-major, which is very hard to play. I have transposed it to Cmajor
C C6
Travel they say improves the mind,
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an irritating platitude,
Cm G7 C
which frankly, entre nous,
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is very far from true.
C C6
Personally I've yet to find
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that longitude and latitude
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can educate those scores
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of monumental bores
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who travel in groups
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and herds and troupes
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of various breeds and sexes
D
Till the whole world reels
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to shouts and squeals
C7
and the clicking of Roliflexes
C Cmaj7 Dm7 Cmaj7 C G7 C
Why do the wrong people travel, travel, travel
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When the right people stay back home?
C Cdim G7
What compulsion compels them
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and who the hell tells them
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To drag their bags to Zanzibar
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instead of staying quietly in O - ma ha?
C9
The Taj Mahal
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and the Grand Canal
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and the sunny French Riviera
C9
would be less oppressed
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If the Middle West
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would settle for somewhere
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rather nearer
C Cmaj7 Cm Cdim
Please do not think that
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I criticize or cavil
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at a genuine urge to roam
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but why oh why do the wrong people travel
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when the right people stay back home
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and mind their bus'ness
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when the right people stay back home
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with television
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when the right people stay back home
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I'm merely asking why the right people stay back home?
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Just when you think romance is ripe
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it rather sharply dawns on you
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that each sweet serenade
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is for the tourist trade
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Any attractive native type
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who resolutely fawns on you
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will give as his address
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American Express
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There isn't a rock
G7
between Bangkok
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and the beaches of Hispianola
D
That does not recoil from
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suntan oil and the gurgle of Coca-Cola
---Refrain---
C Cmaj7 Dm7 Cdim C G7 C
Why do the wrong people travel, travel, travel
Cmaj7 Cm Fm
When the right people stay back home?
C Cdim G7
What explains this mass mania
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to leave Pennsylvania
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and clack around like flocks of geese
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demanding dry martinis?
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On the isles of Greece?
C9
In the smallest street
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where the gourmets meet,
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they invariably fetch up
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and it's hard to make them accept a steak
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that isn't served rare
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and smeared with ketchup
C Cmaj7 Cm Cdim C G7 C
It would take years to unravel, ravel ravel
every impulse that makes them roam
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but why oh why do the wrong people travel
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when the right people stay back home
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and eat hot doughnuts,
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when the right people stay back home
C7 G7
with all that lettuce
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when the right people stay back home
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I sometimes wonder why the right people stay back home
---Refrain---
C Cmaj7 Dm7 Cdim C G7 C
Why do the wrong people travel, travel, travel
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When the right people stay back home?
C Cdim G7
What peculiar obsessions
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inspire those processions
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of families from Houston, Tex.,
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with all those cameras
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around their necks?
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