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                                2000 Man 






                                    
  
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   "Ya know my wife..."                                     2x             "D
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  on't you know.."
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            "Oh daddy..."                  "Oh mommy..."                 "oh
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  daddy...."
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                       "come down crashin"
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Well, my name it is a number
It's on a piece of plastic film
And I've been growin' funny flowers
Outside on my little window sill
But don't you know
I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
You know, my wife still respects me
Even though I really misuse her
I am having an affair
With a random computer
But don't you know
I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun
Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
Like they did when you were young
Or did they come down crashin'
Seein' all the things you'd done
Spacin' out and havin' fun
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun
Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
Like they did when you were young
Or did they come down crashin'
Seein' all the things you'd done
Spacin' out and havin' fun
But don't you know
I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
But don't you know
I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
Understand me
Understand me
Understand me
Now understand me
But don't you know
I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
But don't you know
I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
I'm a 2000 man
I'm a 2000 man
I'm a 2000 man
I'm a 2000 man
I'm a 2000 man
Yeah, 2000







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version 2 








Intro
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    < - - - - - 3x - - - - >



Verse 1
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Well, my name it is a number
It's on a piece of plastic film
And I've been growin' funny flowers
Outside on my little window sill



                                                      
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And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
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Verse 2
You know, my wife still respects me
Even though I really misuse her
I am having an affair
With the Random computer

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But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

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Bridge
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Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun

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Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy. proud of your sun


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Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
Like they did when you were young
Or did they come down crashin'


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Seeing all the things you'd done
Spacin' out and havin' fun



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Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun


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Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun




Solo
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                                      Let ring - - - >



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Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
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Or did they come down crashin'



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Seeing all the things you'd done

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Ab|--7-----------------------9-------7----------------|
Eb|--0----0--0--0--0--0--0---7----0--0----------------|
Spacin' out and havin' fun




Eb|---------------------------------------------------|
Bb|---------------------------------------------------|
Gb|--7--------7--------7-----7--------7--------7--x---|
Db|--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--x---|
Ab|--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--x---|
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|



                                                    
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|
Bb|-----------------2--3-----2-----------------2/-----|
Gb|--2--------2--2--2--2-----2--------2--------2/-----|
Db|--2--2--2--2--2--2--4-----2--2--2--2--2--2--2/-----|
Ab|--0--0--0--0--0--0--0-----0--0--0--0--0--0--0------|
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|



                                                      
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|
Bb|---------------------------------------------------|
Gb|--7--------7--------7-----7--------7--------7--x---|
Db|--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--x---|
Ab|--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--x---|
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|




                                              
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|
Bb|---------------------------------------------------|
Gb|--2--------2--------2------------------------------|
Db|--2--2--2--2--2--2--2------------------------------|
Ab|--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---------------------------|
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|

And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all





Eb|---------------------------------------------------|
Bb|---------------------------------------------------|
Gb|--7--------7--------7-----7--------7--------7--x---|
Db|--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--x---|
Ab|--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--x---|
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|



                                                    
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|
Bb|-----------------2--3-----2-----------------2/-----|
Gb|--2--------2--2--2--2-----2--------2--------2/-----|
Db|--2--2--2--2--2--2--4-----2--2--2--2--2--2--2/-----|
Ab|--0--0--0--0--0--0--0-----0--0--0--0--0--0--0------|
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|



                                                      
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|
Bb|---------------------------------------------------|
Gb|--7--------7--------7-----7--------7--------7--x---|
Db|--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--x---|
Ab|--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--x---|
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|




                                              
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|
Bb|---------------------------------------------------|
Gb|--2--------2--------2------------------------------|
Db|--2--2--2--2--2--2--2------------------------------|
Ab|--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---------------------------|
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|

And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
Understand me, u-understand me




Eb|---------------------------------------------------|
Bb|---------------------------------------------------|
Gb|--------------------9----------------------9-------|
Db|--------------------9----------------------9-------|
Ab|--------------------7----------------------7-------|
Eb|--0--0--0--0--0--0-------0--0--0--0--0--0----------|


                                                 
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|
Bb|---------------------------------------------------|
Gb|--------9----------9----------9----7----9----------|
Db|--------9----------9----------9----7----9----------|
Ab|--------7----------7----------7----5----7----------|
Eb|--0--0-------0--0-------0--0-----------------------|
U-understand me, now understand me





Eb|---------------------------------------------------|
Bb|---------------------------------------------------|
Gb|--7--------7--------7-----7--------7--------7--x---|
Db|--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--x---|
Ab|--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--x---|
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|



                                                    
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|
Bb|-----------------2--3-----2-----------------2/-----|
Gb|--2--------2--2--2--2-----2--------2--------2/-----|
Db|--2--2--2--2--2--2--4-----2--2--2--2--2--2--2/-----|
Ab|--0--0--0--0--0--0--0-----0--0--0--0--0--0--0------|
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|



                                                      
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|
Bb|---------------------------------------------------|
Gb|--7--------7--------7-----7--------7--------7--x---|
Db|--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--x---|
Ab|--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--x---|
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|




                                              
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|
Bb|---------------------------------------------------|
Gb|--2--------2--------2------------------------------|
Db|--2--2--2--2--2--2--2------------------------------|
Ab|--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---------------------------|
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|
And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all





Eb|---------------------------------------------------|
Bb|---------------------------------------------------|
Gb|--7--------7--------7-----7--------7--------7--x---|
Db|--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--x---|
Ab|--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--x---|
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|



                                                    
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|
Bb|-----------------2--3-----2-----------------2/-----|
Gb|--2--------2--2--2--2-----2--------2--------2/-----|
Db|--2--2--2--2--2--2--4-----2--2--2--2--2--2--2/-----|
Ab|--0--0--0--0--0--0--0-----0--0--0--0--0--0--0------|
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|



                                                      
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|
Bb|---------------------------------------------------|
Gb|--7--------7--------7-----7--------7--------7--x---|
Db|--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--x---|
Ab|--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--x---|
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|




                                              
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|
Bb|---------------------------------------------------|
Gb|--2--------2--------2------------------------------|
Db|--2--2--2--2--2--2--2------------------------------|
Ab|--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---------------------------|
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|
And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all




Outro solo

Eb|---------5--------5---------5--------5---------5---|
Bb|--5---5--5--5-----5--5---5--5--5-----5--5---5------|
Gb|--7b--------7b-------7b--------7b-------7b---------|
Db|---------------------------------------------------|
Ab|---------------------------------------------------|
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|




Eb|-----------10----------10-----------10---------10--|
Bb|--10---10--10--10------10--10---10--10--10-----10--|
Gb|--12b----------12b---------12b----------12b--------|
Db|---------------------------------------------------|
Ab|---------------------------------------------------|
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|




Eb|-----------10-------------12-----------12------12--|
Bb|--10---10--------12---12--12--12---12--12--12--12--|
Gb|--12b------------14b----------14b----------14b-----|
Db|---------------------------------------------------|
Ab|---------------------------------------------------|
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|




Eb|-----------10-----------10------10-----------------|
Bb|--10---10--10--10---10--10--10--10-----------------|
Gb|--12b----------12b----------12b--------------------|
Db|---------------------------------------------------|
Ab|---------------------------------------------------|
Eb|---------------------------------------------------|





Well, my name it is a number
It's on a piece of plastic film
And I've been growin' funny flowers
Outside on my little window sill
But don't you know
I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
You know, my wife still respects me
Even though I really misuse her
I am having an affair
With a random computer
But don't you know
I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun
Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
Like they did when you were young
Or did they come down crashin'
Seein' all the things you'd done
Spacin' out and havin' fun
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
Oh mommy, proud of your sun
Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
Like they did when you were young
Or did they come down crashin'
Seein' all the things you'd done
Spacin' out and havin' fun
But don't you know
I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
But don't you know
I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
Understand me
Understand me
Understand me
Now understand me
But don't you know
I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
But don't you know
I'm a 2000 man
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
I'm a 2000 man
I'm a 2000 man
I'm a 2000 man
I'm a 2000 man
I'm a 2000 man
Yeah, 2000








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version 3









Chord Shapes

      A5 B5 D5 E5 (Ride All Chords As Per Recording)
Eb|----------------------------------------------------|
Bb|----------------------------------------------------|
Gb|---------5--9---------------------------------------|
Db|---7--9--5--9---------------------------------------|
Ab|---7--9--7--7---------------------------------------|
Eb|---5--7-----0---------------------------------------|





Intro A5 E5 A5 - A5 E5 A5 - D5 A5 D5 A5 - D5 A5 E5

A5
Well, my name it is a number
              E5             A5
It's on a piece of plastic film
A5
And I've been growin' funny flowers
            E5              A5
Outside on my little window sill
D5                             A5   D5  A5
And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
D5                                      A5    E5
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all


A5
You know, my wife still respects me
            E5              A5          
Even though I really misuse her
A5
I am having an affair
         E5             A5
With the Random computer

D5                             A5   D5  A5
But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
D5                                      A5    E5
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

A5 D5 A5  E5            D5 A5
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
A5 D5 A5  E5       D5   A5
Oh mommy, proud of your sun
A5 D5 A5  E5            D5 A5
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
A5 D5 A5  E5       D5   A5
Oh mommy. proud of your sun

D5                          
Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
B5
Like they did when you were young
A5          D5    D5  A5
Or did they come down crashin'
E5             B5           E5
Seeing all the things you'd done
E5              B5     E5
Spacin' out and havin' fun


A5 D5 A5  E5            D5 A5
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
A5 D5 A5  E5       D5   A5
Oh mommy, proud of your sun
A5 D5 A5  E5            D5 A5
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
A5 D5 A5  E5       D5   A5
Oh mommy. proud of your sun

E5 (ride) [Before Solo]
Solo 1(Rhythm Under Solo A5 - E5 - D5)
Eb|-------5-5-----|----5-5-------5-----5-5--------5----|
Bb|-------5-5-5---|----5-5-------5-----5-5--------5----|
Gb|----7b^----7b^-|-7b^-----7b------7b^-----7b^--------|
Db|---------------|------------------------------------|
Ab|---------------|------------------------------------|
Eb|---------------|------------------------------------|
      <---2X-----> 

Eb|-------5-5----5-5-----5-5----5-5--------------------|
Bb|-------5-5----5-5-----5-5----5-5---5---5---5--------|
Gb|---7b^-----7b^-----7b^----7b^----6---7---8---9-7~~~-|
Db|----------------------------------------------------|
Ab|----------------------------------------------------|
Eb|----------------------------------------------------|

D5                          
Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
B5
Like they did when you were young
A5          D5    D5  A5
Or did they come down crashin'
E5             B5           E5
Seeing all the things you'd done
E5              B5     E5
Spacin' out and havin' fun

D5                             A5   D5  A5
And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
D5                                      A5    E5
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

D5                             A5   D5  A5
And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
D5                                      A5    E5
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

               E5 (As Per Recording)
Understand me, u-understand me, u-understand me, now understand me
    D5    E5  D5               A5   D5  A5
And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
D5                                      A5    E5
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

    D5    E5  D5               A5   D5  A5
And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man
D5                                      A5    E5
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

Solo 2 (Rhythm Under Solo - A5 - D5 - E5 -D5)
Eb|------5-5---|-------10-10---|------12-12------------|
Bb|------5-5---|-------10-10---|------12-12------------|
Gb|---7b^------|--12b^---------|--14b^-----------------|
Db|------------|---------------|-----------------------|
Ab|------------|---------------|-----------------------|
Eb|------------|---------------|-----------------------|
      <--6x-->    <----6x---->   <-----3x--->


Eb|-------12--12---------------------------------------|
Bb|-------12--12---------------------------------------|
Gb|--10b^----------------------------------------------|
Db|----------------------------------------------------|
Ab|----------------------------------------------------|
Eb|----------------------------------------------------|
     <----3x---->

A5 D5 A5 (Before End)

D5          A5   D5     A5
I'm a 2,000 man,             
D5          A5   D5     A5
I'm a 2,000 man
D5          A5   D5     A5       
I'm a 2,000 man, 
D5          A5               A5

I'm a 2,000 man, yeah, 2,000








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version 4








Intro: Open E slide to the 5th fret power chord, 7th fret A string power 

chord (repeat twice); 5th fret A string power chord, back to the 5th fret E 

power chord, open D chord, then back to the 5th fret E power chord; 7th 

fret A power chord strike with an open E drone strummed approx. 6 times in 

between each beat.

                                                     A
The intro corresponds with these lyrics: Well my name it is a number;
            E                A                   A
It's on a piece of plastic; film and I've growin' funny flowers outside of 
          E        A                          D                  A
my little window sill-(chorus) A-don't you; know   I'm a 2000;  man (open D, back to A)     
  
A      D                            A              E
And my; kids they just don't under-;stand me at;  all.



Repeat the same chord scheme with the second verse: 
You know my wife still respects me even though I really misuse her, I am having an 
affair with a randome computer: 

repeat chorus
           A D  A            D                     (Same procession x2)
Bridge:   Oh d-addy  proud of your planet;  Oh m-ommy  proud of your son;
                  A                              B
Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin, back to when you were young
     
A     D    D      A        Open E drone "A" 7 fr. P.Chord
Or did it come down crashin'     seein' all the 
  
D      A                      Open E drone "A" 7 fr. P.Chord

things you've done            spacin' out 
 D        A
and having some fun

 A D  A            D                     
Oh d-addy  proud of your planet;  Oh m-ommy  proud of your son;

Open E chord 6x then strike the 7th fret A string chord once (do this 3x)


Ace's SOLO!!! This is a basic Chuck Berry type solo 
while bending and holding the Gstring on the 7th fret 
to match to sound of B string on the 5th fret 
for the first two licks.

The next 3 licks of the solo are very Chuck Berryish: 
Basically play the first lick without holding the note, 
then walk down the guitar neck from the 6th fret 
while bending the 8th, 9th,10th and 11th Gstrings 
to sound like the 6th,7th,8th,and 9th B string frets, 
then end the solo on a D power chord (A string, 5th fret)

   A                              B
Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin, back to when you were young


A     D    D      A        Open E drone "A" 7 fr. P.Chord
Or did it come down crashin'     seein' all the 
  
D      A                      Open E drone "A" 7 fr. P.Chord

things you've done            spacin' out 
 D        A
and having some fun

Repeat Chorus,

            Drone E for every "Me!" hit the 7th fret A power chord.
Understand Me!      Understand Me!   Now Understand Me!   Now Understand Me!

re-chorus(with a twist) A string Pwr. Chrd.  3 fr.     4 fr.     5 fr."A"
                                             Don't      You        Know


7th fret A power chord strike with an open E drone 
strummed approx. 6 times in between each beat. (3x)

Ending Solo: 5th fret Chuck berry "Johnny B Goode" type lick 
played twice, then the same thing played on the 10th and 12th frets, 
then back up to the 10th fret J.B.G. lick then:

  A...D...A   A...D...A
            I'm a 2000 man (repeat 3x ending on YEAH! . . .2000)








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