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Theres A Dead Man Up The Chimney by Podge And Rodge 




               Theres A Dead Man Up The Chimney 







           G                 G                 D              D
       Christmas bells are ringin',  Wreaths hangin' on the door
             D             D       G               G
       The fairy's on the tree,  Presents on the floor
         G              G                  D                  D
       Santa Claus is comin',   All the children's waiting's done
               C                  D                    G      C       G
       But I wouldn't hold your breath kids,  'Cause Ailin's got his gun

                  G              G               D            D
       It was a quiet Christmas Eve,  We were snuggled up in bed
                  D              D                   G               G
       We heard hooves upun the roof,  That's when Ailin raised his head
               G            G              D            D
       He ran down to the front room,  Brandishing his gun
         C                D                  G     C       G
       Aimed it up the chimney,  Shot the intruder up the bum

                   G                G             D                  D
       There's a dead man up the chimney,   Some call him Old Saint Nick
           D               D          G                G
       We shot him up the arse,  We poked him with a stick
                G            G             C             C
       Oohh Christmas is cancelled,  Old white beard is dead
            G                G                    D              G   D  G
       We tried to pull him down,  We'll have to burn him out instead

                   G          G                   D        D
       There'll be no more presents,  There'll be no more joy
                   D          D                G           G
       With the reindeer put down,   And the elves all unemployed
               G              G                 D                D
       Don't bother with the tree,  No more excitement going to bed
                C              D                    G         C       G
       'Cause Ailin shot ol' Santy Claus,     And pumped him full of lead

                   G                G             D                  D
       There's a dead man up the chimney,   Some call him Old Saint Nick
           D               D          G                G
       We shot him up the arse,  We poked him with a stick
                G            G             C             C
       Oohh Christmas is cancelled,  Old white beard is dead
            G                G                    D              G
       We tried to pull him down,  We'll have to burn him out instead

                     G                                 D
       So,  Did ya 'Slay' Santa, Ailin wha?,  Did ya shoot him in the sac?
          D                        G    C    G
       Rudolph has a red nose now,    With blood,   Come on kids

                   G                G             D                  D
       There's a dead man up the chimney,   Some call him Old Saint Nick
           D               D          G                G
       We shot him up the arse,  We poked him with a stick
                G            G             C             C
       Oohh Christmas is cancelled,  Old white beard is dead
            G                G                    D              G
       We tried to pull him down,  We'll have to burn him out instead










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