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I'm A Wanker by Roy Chubby Brown
I'm A Wanker
INTRO D G
G D G
My mother said, that I never should
D A7 D
play with the naughty rude, girls in the wood
D G
Their giggerling talk, I could never understand
A7 A D D C D
And thats why I fell in love, with my right hand
D D
And thats why
D G C G
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And it does me good like it bloody well should
G D G G
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And im always pulling my pudd
G D G
I was 25 years old, before I was kissed
D A7 A D
and then I found that i prefered, a swift one off the wrist
D G
Its cheap and con-venient, you cant catch VD
A7 A D D C D
Its avalible at anytime and its absolutly free
D D
And thats why
D G C G
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And it does me good like it bloody well should
G D G G
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And im always pulling my pudd
G D G D
Oh Mrs Palm, and your 5 lovely daughters
C G A7 D
Thank you for having me, and being oh so kind
D G D G D
I've got pains in my arms, and my dong is growing shorter
C G D G D
My knees have turned to water, And I think i'm going blind
D G D G
I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain
A D
I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train
D G D G
I've used a badger and, a melon and a cat
A7 A A7 A D D C D
an in-flatable Linda Lovelace, and a Davy Crocket hat______
D D
And thats why
D G C G
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And it does me good like it bloody well should
G D G G
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And im always pulling my pudd
G D G D
Oh Mrs Palm, and your 5 lovely daughters
C G A7 D
Thank you for having me, and being oh so kind
D G D G D
I've got pains in my arms, and my dong is growing shorter
C G D G D
My knees have turned to water, And I think i'm going blind
OUTRO..(repeat over several times to fade)
D G C G
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And it does me good like it bloody well should
G D G G
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And im always pulling my pudd
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