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Show Them To Me by Rodney Carrington
Show Them To Me
[Chords]
G - Em - C - D
(Listen to the song to learn the strumming and fingerplay being used in this song.
Chords in "()" are not actually being used in the original, but due to a piano being
there, it sounds a whole lot better if used.)
[Intro]
G G Em Em C C D
(fingerplay)
[Verse]
G (D) Em
Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy
C D
there's too much hate and killin' going on
G (D) Em
but when I see the bare chest of a woman
C D
my worries and my problems are all gone
C D
noone thinks of fighting when they see a topless girl
Em C D
maybe if you would show yours too, we could save the world
[Chorus]
G
Show them to me
(D) Em
Show them to me
C D
unclasp your bra and set those puppies free
G (D) Em
they'd look a whole lot better without that sweater,baby i'm sure you'll agree
C D
baby you've got two funbags
G (D) Em C D
show them to me
[Verse]
G (D) Em
I don't care if they don't match or one's bigger than the other
C D
you can show me one, and I'll imagine the other
G (D)Em
even if you're really old there's nothing wrong
C D
don't be sad, your boobs ain't bad, they're just a little long
[Chorus]
G
show them to me
(D) Em
show them to me
C D
lift up your shirt, and let the whole world see
G (D) Em
adjust this robe, show your globes, and a happy man i'll be
C D
if you've got dos chichis
show them to me
[Verse]
C D
i've met a lot of them, but never one i've hated
C D
even if you've had 13 kids and you think they look deflated
C D
there's no such thing as a bad breast, i believe this much is true
C D (let ring)
if you're a big fat man, i'm a tittiefan, and i'd love to see yours too
[Chorus]
G
show them to me
(D) Em
show them to me
C D
just like the girls gone wild on TV
G (D) Em
just lean back and show your rack, and i'll be in extacy
C D
if you got two cosabas
G D
show them to me
[Verse/Outro]
Em
come on baby let me see
C D
all the world will live in harmony
G (D)
it'll do you good, and it'll give me wood
Em
we'll make history
C(let ring)
if you love your country
i'm gonna say it one more time
C D
I said if you love your country
then stand your ass up and show them big old titties to me
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version 2
G Em
Well, it seems to me_ this old world's gone crazy,__
C D
There's to much hate and killin' goin' on,
G Em
But when I see the bare chest of a woman,
C D
My worries and my problems are all gone,__
C
Cause no one thinks of fightin'
D
When they see a topless girl,
Em
Maybe if you would show yours to,
C D
We could save the world,
G D G
Show them to me, Show them to me,
C D
Unclasp your bra and let those puppies free,
G Em
They look a whole lot better without that sweater,
Now baby I'm sure__ you'll agree,
C D
If you've got 2 thumbtacks,
G D
Show them to me,___
G
I don't care if they don't match,
Em
If ones bigger than the other,
C D
You can show me one,__ and I'll imagine the udder,
G Em
Even if your really old_ there's nothing wrong,
C D
Don't be sad your boobs ain't bad their just a little old,
G D G
Show them to me, Show them to me,
C D
Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see,
G
Just unrobe and show your globes,
Em
And we'll be in harmony,__
no chords {spoken}
If you've got dustee chee,
no chords {spoken}
Which is spanish for 2 titties and I think we just saw 2 spanish titties,
D G
Show them to me,
C D
I've met alot of them,__ but never one Ive hated,
C D
Even if you've had 13 kids,__ and you think the look deflated,
C
There's no such thing as a bad breast,
D
This much I know is true,
C
If you're a big fat man, I'm a titty fan,
D G D G
I'd love to see yours to,______ Show them to me, Show them to me,
C D
Just like those girls go wild on t.v.,
G
Just lean back and show your rack,
Em
And I'll be in exstacy,
C D G
If you've got 2 kasobba's, Show them to me,
C D C D
C'mon baby let me see, The whole world will live in harmony,___
G
It'll do you good, and it'll give me wood,
Em
Baby we'll make history,{PAUSE}
C D {no chords}
If you love your country,________ I'M GONNA SING IT ONE MORE TIME,___
C D
If you love your country,
{no chords-spoken}
{name your town} do you love your country?
C D
Then get up and show them big ole titties to me_____________ AHH-WOOOO!
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