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If You Play Your Cards Wrong by Rodney Carrington
If You Play Your Cards Wrong
Listen to the song for the variations to make it sound right (usually just letting one
up or adding a string).
G C
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
D C D G
You've got all the makings of my future ex-wife
G C
I've got three bucks my credit sucks and my future don't look too bright
D C D G
so if you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
Em C
Some call me a loser and a lazy no-good slob
Em
I've lost my house, I've got no car
D
and I can't keep a job
C D
but I've got a big heart, and another part
Em
Take me home you'll understand
C D C D G
Because my genitalia looks like a pringles can
C D Em
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
C D C D
G
and when I pull my pants down, hey you won't believe i'm white
G C
and it's been said that I'm mister ed, but don't worry I won't bite
D C D G
if you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
Em
Some call me dishonest
C
And they say I'm just lying
Em
But I've peed next to old john holmes and
D (let ring)
He started crying.
C D
On a sunny day, I've got it made
Em (let ring)
Get under my wiener if you need shade
C D C D
G
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
C D C D
G
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
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