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Happy Holidays Y'all by Robert Earl Keen Happy Holidays Y'all [Verse] G C F There is a Barbie doll in the gravy boat up on mommas TV set C D G An angel made of Styrofoam holds Rita’s cigarette C F Santa waves an empty beer in his plastic hand C G C Everyone is here this year, its Christmas time again [Verse] G C F You know the kids are in their sleeping bags with every kind of toy C D G And Ken and Kay have hit the hay in dad’s new La-Z-Boy C F Fran has got a cozy spot beneath the Christmas tree C G C Sitting in his underwear drunk as he can be [Chorus] F C Last night we stuffed our stockings and hung the mistletoe F C D G When Santa Claus came knocking, he looked like Uncle Joe C F Someone put the coffee on and find the Tylenol C F C Merry Christmas everyone, Happy Holidays y’all [Verse] G C F Of course old dad got mom a flannel robe and Ken a socket set C D G Mom got Kay a super value pack of Nicorette C F Kay got Ken a Nordic Track and a new guitar for me C G C Ken got sister Spanish speaking lessons on CD [Chorus] F C Last night we all sang Jingle Bells and opened up our hearts F C D Am G This morning our house looks like hell or possibly Wal-Mart C G C F Someone clean the gravy boat and dress the Barbie doll C Merry Christmas everyone, Happy Holidays y’all F C We’re making mimosas on the deck and packing the U-Haul F C Merry Christmas everyone, God bless us one and all -------------