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Shia Labeouf Actual Cannibal by Rob Cantor
Shia Labeouf Actual Cannibal
Tuning: Standard
Most of chords are standard variations - some clarifications are below
Fdim7 A#b5 Cb5 G#5addb5 G#Mb5add5
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Intro
Cm Gm
You're walking in the woods.
Cm Gm
There's no one around and your phone is dead.
Cm Gm Cm
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him! (Shia Labeouf!)
Cm Gm
He's following you about 30 feet back.
G# Gm G#
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
G Cm
He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf!
Cm Gm G#
You're looking for your car but you're all turned around.
D#maj7
He's almost upon you now
G# Gsus4 G
And you can see there's blood on his face!
C Csus4 Cadd9
My god, there's blood everywhere!
Chorus:
Fm
Running for your life (from Shia Labeouf!)
Cm
He's brandishing a knife (it's Shia Labeouf!)
Fm Fdim7
Lurking in the shadows
C
Hollywood superstar, Shia Labeouf!
Fm
Living in the woods! Shia Labeouf!
Cm
Killing for sport! Shia Labeouf!
Fdim7
Eating all the bodies!
G
Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf!
Verse
Cm
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him but you're hopelessly lost yourself.
G# G#7
Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush.
Cm Gm Cm Gm
A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope!
G#5addb5 G#Mb5add5 (No chord)
You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap!
Chorus:
Fm
Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.)
Cm
Limping to the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.)
Fm Fdim7
Now you're on the doorstep,
C
Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf.
Fm
Sharpening an axe, (Shia Labeouf!)
Cm
But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.)
Fm Fdim7
You're sneaking up behind him.
G
Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf.
Fm
Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf,
Cm
Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf,
Fm Fdim7
Stab it in his kidney.
G
Safe at last from Shia Labeouf.
Cm
You limp into the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg.
(No chord)
You've beaten Shia Labeouf
Outro
Fm
Wait! He isn't dead (Shia surprise)
Cm
There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes
Fm Fdim7
But you can do Jiu Jitsu
G
Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf
Gm
Ledendary fight with Shia LaBeouf
Dm[/ch]
Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf
A# A#b5
You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf
A
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
Am
He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
Em
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
Cadd9 Cb5
You're chopping his head now
B
You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf
Em
His head Topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from Shia Labeouf
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version 2
Would be easiest transposed down 3 half-steps (first chord Am) with capo 3.
ORDER: V1 C1 V2 C2 V3 FC O
[VERSE 1]
Cm G5
You're walking in the woods.
Cm G5
There's no one around and your phone is dead.
Cm G5 Cm
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him! (Shia Labeouf!)
Cm Gm
He's following you about 30 feet back.
Ab/C G5 Ab/C
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
G Cm
He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf!
Cm Gm
You're looking for your car but you're all turned around
Fm Ebmaj7
He's almost upon you now
Ab/C G-9
And you can see there's blood on his face!
C/E
My god, there's blood everywhere!
[CHORUS 1]
Fm Fdim
Running for your life (from Shia Labeouf!)
Cm
He's brandishing a knife (it's Shia Labeouf!)
Fm/Ab Bdim7/Ab
Lurking in the shadows
C
Hollywood superstar, Shia Labeouf!
Fm Dm7-5/F
Living in the woods! Shia Labeouf!
Cm
Killing for sport! Shia Labeouf!
Ddim/F
Eating all the bodies!
G
Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf!
[VERSE 2]
Cm
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him but you're hopelessly lost yourself.
Fm/C D/C
Stranded with a murderer, you creep silently through the underbrush.
Cm G5 Cm G5
A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope!
Ab-5/C Cm/G Ab/C n.c.
You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap!
[CHORUS 2]
Fm
Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.)
Cm
Limping to the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.)
Ddim/Ab
Now you're on the doorstep,
C
Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf.
Fm
Sharpening an axe, (Shia Labeouf!)
Cm
But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.)
Ddim/Ab Abdim7
You're sneaking up behind him.
G
Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf.
Fm
Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf,
Cm
Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf,
Fm Fdim7
Stab it in his kidney.
G
Safe at last from Shia Labeouf!
[VERSE 3]
Cm
You limp into the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg.
n.c.
You've beaten Shia Labeouf
[FINAL CHORUS]
Fm
Wait! He isn't dead (Shia surprise)
Cm
There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes
Fm/Ab Abdim7
But you can do Jiu Jitsu (you can do it)
G
Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf
Gm
Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf
Dm
Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf
Bb Bbdim
You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf
A
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
Am Esus4
He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
Em Bsus4
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
C C-5 C
You're chopping his head now
B
You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf
[OUTRO]
Em
His head Topples to the floor, expressionless
C/E
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
Em
You're finally safe from Shia Labeouf
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