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Female Badger by Rob Brydon




                      Female Badger 






Strumming 

All song 120 bpm 


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[Intro]

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[Verse]
C
I run a small printing facility
F
I have so much responsibility
C                                         G     Gsus4 G
For leaflets and brochures showing local features
C
When I get home late at night
F
I can’t share my problems with my wife
C                   G               C      G C
So I dress up as a small nocturnal creature

[Chorus]
C                         F
A female badger, a female badger
        C                   G    Gsus4 G
In the night, all black and white
C
When I dress up as that badger
F
I have to tuck away my tadger
C                    G
Everybody says it’s wrong
                   C   G C
But it just feels right

[Verse]
C
Now Margery has packed my bags
F
I've had to change my habitat
C                             G    Gsus4 G
I dug myself a sett in our backyard
C
She still says I can come for tea
F
She leaves a saucer out for me
C                  G             C  G C
I guess life as a badger can be hard

[Chorus]
C                         F
A female badger, a female badger
        C                   G    Gsus4 G
In the night, all black and white
C
When I dress up as that badger
F
I tuck away my tiny tadger
C                    G
Everybody says it’s wrong
                   C   G C
But it just feels right

[Spoken verse]
C
Me in a short-legged omnivore
F
Feels like what I was put here for
C                                               G
With a heightened sense of smell, but limited sight
C
Now as I lay here in the dust
F
I smell a male badger’s earthy musk
C                           G                C
And I know it’s gonna be a busy-busy badger night

[Chorus]
            C                  F
For a female badger, a female badger
        C                   G    Gsus4 G
In the night, all black and white
C
Oh, when I dress up as that badger
F
I have to tuck away my tadger
C                    G
Everybody says it’s wrong
                    C
But it just feels right

C                   G
Everybody says it’s wrong
                   F      C
But it just feels right










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