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The Lost Teeth Song by Rhett & Link




          The Lost Teeth Song





Chords: 

      Am              Dm               E               
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 |---|-O-|---|   |---|-O-|---|   |-O-|---|---|   
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Intro:

Am



Verse 1:

Am
I was making my rounds at Splashy Town
Am
You know, the indoor water park
Dm
Shutting down the endless wave
Am
dead of night, pitch dark
Am
Just to clarify
Am
I'm a security guard
Am
not a lifeguard who stayed too late
Am
My weapon is a pool noodle


Verse 2:

Am
A glint of light pierced the night
Am
I saw some popcorn bro
Dm
scooped it up and tossed it back
       E
it was teeth I don't know
       E
it was teeth I don't know
       E
it was teeth I don't know
Stop
-Just to clarify

I did know they were teeth

I just didn't know who's teeth they were


Chorus:

Dm
Who left these teeth
Am
who needs them now
Dm
who's sittin' on the couch
E
gummin' on some crunchy chow

Ooooohhhhhh


Verse 3:

Am
Me, I'm eating peanut brittle
Am
and I'm fed up
Am
You see I lost my teeth earlier today
Am
in a fight at a waterpark called Splashy Town
Am
I'm gonna break into Splashy Town
Am
tonight
Am
right now


Verse 4: 

Am
I'm breaching the slide
Am
that runs outside
Am
I'm gummin' an entrance hole
Dm
reaching the spot where my teeth got knocked
           E
to get the teeth that I know
    E
The teeth that he knows
    E
The teeth that he know-


Verse 5(Arpeggio):
Am
What was that?
Am
It felt like a pool noodle
Am
It was a pool noodle
Am
I'm the security guard
Am
and that's my weapon
Am
Well I was just looking for my teeth man
Am
You're looking for teeth?
Am
Yeah I lost them in a battle with a man earlier today
Am
in this vicinity
Am
That's an amazing coincidence
Am
I recently found some teeth
Am
that I did not know
Am
Let me see em'
Am
Oh, yup, they're mine


Chorus:

Dm
He left his teeth
Am
he's got them now
Dm
no more sittin' on the couch
E
gummin' on some crunchy chow

Oooooohhhhh


Verse 6(Arpeggio):
Am
By the way, you know anything about a hole over in the slide
Am                           Stop
Yeah, I gummed my way in that way

I'll also be leaving that way

you might wanna patch it up afterward.









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