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Photoshop Your Memories by Rhett & Link
Photoshop Your Memories
Standard Tuning
EADGBe
Chord Diagrams
G-III Bm C-III D-V
e|--3-- e|--2-- e|--3-- e|--5--
B|--3-- B|--3-- B|--5-- B|--7--
G|--4-- G|--4-- G|--5-- G|--7--
D|--5-- D|--4-- D|--5-- D|--7--
A|--5-- A|--2-- A|--3-- A|--5--
E|--3-- E|----- E|----- E|-----
G Em Am D
e|--3-- e|--0-- e|--0-- e|--2--
B|--3-- B|--0-- B|--1-- B|--3--
G|--0-- G|--0-- G|--2-- G|--2--
D|--0-- D|--2-- D|--2-- D|--0--
A|--2-- A|--2-- A|--0-- A|-----
E|--3-- E|--0-- E|----- E|-----
G-III Bm C-III D-V
G-III
You pull out your photos of
Bm
Your wedding in the Spring
C-III
And you're confronted by your double chin
D-V
And your bald spot glistening
G-III
You could get a membership
Bm
At the fitness hut down the road,
C-III
Or you could pick your mouse up and slim yourself down
D-V
And even give yourself a 'fro.
G-III
Your high school reunion
Bm
Is coming next Friday
C-III
And you know everyone will ask to see some
D-V
Pictures of the babies that you've made.
G-III
But the problem is your kid's head is big.
Bm
I mean, we're talking "Alien" size here.
C-III
Well, just cut and paste a hat, or at least a doo rag
D-V
And it won't seem so severe.
(D-V) G Em
Photoshop your memories.
Am
A picture's worth a thousand words,
D
So a few white lies shouldn't hurt.
G-III
Your birthday, this past Monday,
Bm
Was a fun day, except for one thing:
C-III
Your mother-in-law, who makes your skin crawl,
D-V
Stuck her face in every frame.
G-III
You'd prefer to remember
Bm
That day without her tattooed brows.
C-III
The simplest solution: decrease the resolution
D-V
And crop that woman out.
(D-V) G Em
Photoshop your memories.
Am
Your real life may be sub-par,
D
But you can be who you want people to think you are.
(D) G-III
Make yourself thin.
Bm
Give yourself abs.
C-III
Remove that mole.
D-V
Say "No" to crack.
(D-V) G-III
Say you went to the Alps
Bm
In a luxury car
C-III
With a Swedish Model.
D-V
Just be who you want people to think you are.
(D-V) G Em
Photoshop your memories.
Am
A picture's worth a thousand words
D G
So a few white lies shouldn't hurt.
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