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My Exercise Bike by Rhett & Link
My Exercise Bike
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D -
This is my exercise bike
A -
It's got a lot of features that I like
D -
Like a seat and pedals for my feet
G -
and handlebars for me to hold on to (That's all pretty standard)
D -
This is my exercise bike
A -
You ought to see just how fast I ride
D - G -
Look at me going faster than the speed of a pregnant cheetah
(How pregnant?
-Half pregnant.)
Bm
It's like I'm riding in the Tour de France
G
But in his mind that's what he means
Bm
Don't need no drugs to boost my performance
G
Just test his pee, you'll see he's clean
Bm
Got to the top, totally on my own
G
He's a man of his words
Bm
No that's not a syringe of human growth hormones
G
It's happy gerbil herbs
(Herbs.)
D -
This is just my exercise bike
A -
The resistance goes from low to high
D - G -
and when it's high it makes it seem like I am going up an incline
(well yeah, that's generally how they work.)
Bm
You need to stop it with your accusing
G
He's just a natural athlete
Bm
No, I'm not getting a blood transfusion
G
It's just a bag of pudding
Bm
And look at this ball, it's not deflated at all
G
Plus, it's irrelevant to this conversation
Bm
And no, I didn't send my cousin to the Congo to extract the
G
DNA of a gorilla and then formulate it into a sports drink, which I personally endorse
(It's called Gorillergy)
D -
This is just my exercise bike~
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