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My Exercise Bike by Rhett & Link



 
                      My Exercise Bike 






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           D -
This is my exercise bike
                          A -
It's got a lot of features that I like
        D -
Like a seat   and pedals for my feet
   G -   
and handlebars for me to hold on to (That's all pretty standard)

           D -
This is my exercise bike
                       A -
You ought to see just how fast I ride
         D -                             G -
Look at me   going faster than the speed   of a pregnant cheetah
(How pregnant?
-Half pregnant.)

Bm
It's like I'm riding in the Tour de France
G
But in his mind that's what he means
Bm
Don't need no drugs to boost my performance
G
Just test his pee, you'll see he's clean
Bm
Got to the top, totally on my own
G
He's a man of his words
Bm
No that's not a syringe of human growth hormones
G
It's happy gerbil herbs
(Herbs.)
                 D -
This is just my exercise bike
                         A -
The resistance goes from low to high
              D -                            G -
and when it's high   it makes it seem like I   am going up an incline
(well yeah, that's generally how they work.)

Bm
You need to stop it with your accusing
G
He's just a natural athlete
Bm
No, I'm not getting a blood transfusion 
G
It's just a bag of pudding
Bm
And look at this ball, it's not deflated at all
G
Plus, it's irrelevant to this conversation
Bm
And no, I didn't send my cousin to the Congo to extract the
G
DNA of a gorilla and then formulate it into a sports drink, which I personally endorse
(It's called Gorillergy)

                D -
This is just my exercise bike~








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