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Welcome To Loserville Full Album by Son of Dork
Welcome To Loserville Full Album
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1. Ticket Outta Loserville
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Intro: C, F, Am, F
Verse:
C
When I go to sleep I pray
I'm waking up to I got you babe
F
Like the guy from Groundhog Day
Am F
Just wanna live forever this way
C
Flash back to seventeen
I Got my ass kicked by the football team
F
Another Loser on the scene
Am F
Editor of the chess club fanzine
Pre Chorus:
Am F C G
I asked you out for losing truth or dare
Am C F G (Am)
The guys were cracking up ?til you said yes
Chorus:
C
Pinch me, is this real?
F
I?m on a one-way ticket out of loserville
Am
Now I?m off the social flat line
G
Things are so good that I?m
F G
Taking down my star trek shrine
F
And you?re more than just a valentine
G
You?re my ticket outta loserville
Post Chorus: C, Am, F
Verse 2:
C
She gives me butterflies
Says I?m not like all the other guys
F
Doesn?t care what car I drive
Am F
She still enjoys the ride
C
When I got to sleep I know
That you?ll be there tomorrow
F
And i used to worry girl
Am F
Any chance that we can go back?
Pre Chorus:
Am F C G
I asked you out for losing truth or dare
Am C F G F
The guys were cracking up ?til you said yes 7
Chorus:
C
Pinch me, is this real?
F
I?m on a one-way ticket out of loserville
Am
Now I?m off the social flat line
G
Things are so good that I?m
F G
Taking down my star trek shrine
Post Chorus: C, F, Am, F
Bridge:
C F
You blew me out on a Sunday night
Am F
You were bored to tears pretending
C F
Knew what you wanted and I?m nothing like the
Am F
guy in your happy ending
G F
Well you were wrong to lead me on
G F Am
Now in the night I wake up screaming
G F
Where the hell did I go wrong?
G
Where?s Scotty when you need him?
Chorus:
C
Pinch me, is this real?
F
I?m on a one-way ticket back to loserville
Am
Heading for the social flat line
G
Things are so bad that
F G
I?m dusting off my star trek shrine
C
This is where it ends and I can taste the glory
F
How can I depend
Am
On a better story maybe?
G
blew it couldnt save me
F G
Think about her all the time
F G
It?s like I never had a valentine
F
So I guess I better kiss goodbye
G
To my ticket outta loserville
Final: C, Am, F, C
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2. Eddie's Song
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Intro:
Bb G F D# 4x
Verse:
Bb
Eddie kick started his career
G
One Summertime in May
F
A shitty band with friends from school
D#
But only he could really play
Bb
The moment that he took the stage
G
The fans were blown away
F
I always knew that he'd go far
D#
I'm glad I lived to see the day
Chorus:
Bb
Eddie's got twenty-seven kids but he
G D# D C >> Octave notes
Doesn't know (Eddie doesn't know, Eddie doesn't know)
F
Shames he'll never be around to
D#
See them grow
Bb
Said he screwed a different girl
G D# D C >> Octave notes
After every show (After every show, Eddie doesn't know)
F
But he's always way too gone
D#
To remember though, so Eddie doesn't know
Post Chorus: Bb G# Bb
Verse:
Bb
At 3a.m, it's getting late
G
The after party's closed
F
But everybody follow's Eddie
D#
They just won't leave him alone
Bb
Calls seven girls to his hotel room
G
Takes off all their clothes
F
Some people say he had it easy
D#
But that is just the way it goes
Chorus:
Bb
Eddie's got twenty-seven kids but he
G D# D C >> Octave notes
Doesn't know (Eddie doesn't know, Eddie doesn't know)
F
Shames he'll never be around to
D#
See them grow
Bb
Said he screwed a different girl
G D# D C >> Octave notes
After every show (After every show, Eddie doesn't know)
F
But he's always way too gone
D#
To remember though, so Eddie doesn't know
Bridge:
F* Bb D Bb 4x >> Octave Notes
G F
He's in deep and there's a reason
D#
He's all alone and he can't change
F
Like the season's
G Bb
They come and they go
Bb G F D#
Bb
To all the kids who don't look
G
Like their Mum or Dad
F
Don't freak out, don't you let
D#
'em make you mad
Bb
As long as they both love you then
G
You should be glad
F
Just think about the little problem
D#
Eddie had
Chorus:
Bb
Eddie's got twenty-seven kids but he
G D# D C >> Octave notes
Doesn't know (Eddie doesn't know, Eddie doesn't know)
F
Shames he'll never be around to
D#
See them grow
Bb
Said he screwed a different girl
G D# D C >> Octave notes
After every show (After every show, Eddie doesn't know)
F
But he's always way too gone
D#
To remember though, so Eddie doesn't know
Bb
Eddie's got twenty-seven kids but he
G D# D C >> Octave notes
Doesn't know (Eddie doesn't know, Eddie doesn't know)
F
Shames he'll never be around to
D#
See them grow
Bb
Said he screwed a different girl
G D# D C >> Octave notes
After every show (After every show, Eddie doesn't know)
F
But he's always way too gone
D#
To remember though, so Eddie doesn't know
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3. Little Things
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C/B = (x 2 0 0 1 x)
** Capo 1st
- Intro: Cadd9 D G D/F#
Cadd9 D Em Em D
- Verse 1:
G Bm
It's summer, everybody's out
Am D
And you're right over there
Bm Em
I'm staring while you play around
C D
With that pencil in your hair
- Pre-Chorus:
Bm
It's sad
Em
In your eyes
Bm Em
I'm just one of the guys
C
I'm so into you
C
You don't have a clue
D
There's nothing you can do to stop me now
- Chorus:
Cadd9 D
You got me falling
G D/F#
Through noticing the little things you do
Cadd9 D G
Putting a hold right over me
G7 C
Funny as it seems
C/B Am Asus4
You make me dream
C D G D
Doing the little things, those little things you do
- Verse 2:
G Bm
I saved up for binoculars
Am D
I bought them last weekend
Bm Em
To watch you playing badminton
C D
With all your slutty friends
- Pre-Chorus:
Bm
Maybe
Em
It's time
Bm Em
I gave up, drew the line
C
My friends say I should
C
I wish that I could
D
But there's nothing they can do to stop me now
- Chorus:
Cadd9 D
You got me falling
G D/F#
Through noticing the little things you do
Cadd9 D G
Putting a hold right over me
G7 C
Funny as it seems
C/B Am Asus4 A
You make me dream
C D Cadd9
Doing the little things, those little things you do
- Bridge:
Cadd9
I call up your house
Bm Am
But I'm always outta luck (outta luck)
Am
Keep hanging around
G Cadd9
But that's never good enough (good enough)
Cadd9 Bm
And you don't reply when i talk to you
Bm
I shout at you
Am
But you don't even blink an eye
Cadd9
It makes me wonder why
- Chorus:
Cadd9 D
You got me falling
G D/F#
Through noticing the little things you do
Cadd9 D G
Putting a hold right over me
G7 C
Funny as it seems
C/B Am Asus4
You make me dream
C D Cadd9
Doing the little things, those little things you do
- Chorus:
Cadd9 D
You got me falling
G D/F#
Through noticing the little things you do
Cadd9 D G
Putting a hold right over me
G7 C
Funny as it seems
C/B Am Asus4 A
You make me dream
C D G D/F# Em D
Doing the little things, those little things you do, do, do, do
C D G D/F# Em D
Doing the little things, those little things you do, do, do, do
C D Cadd9
Doing the little things, those little things you do
D Am G C
Little things, little things (those little things)
D Am G C
Little things, little things (those little things)
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4. Party's Over
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**Capo 1st**
Intro Riff:
e|--2------0--2----2------0--2----2-----0--2----0--2----|
B|----3--------------3--------------3-----------------3-|
G|------2--------------2--------------2-----------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------|
Verse:
D
Party's over
G D
I just watched my girlfriend get laid on the sofa
G
Does that seem weird to you?
D
The guy was older
G D
Heard someone say he got her clothes off playing poker
G
When I wasn't in the room
Bm E G Asus2
Can I assume this spells the end for me and you?
D
Morning after
G D
I go outside and the garden's a disaster
G
The kitchen table's in the pool
D
The sound of laughter
G D
Echoes on inside my mind, holes in the plaster
G
And I feel like such a tool
Bm E G Asus2
And so abused, don't think I've ever felt this used
Chorus:
D
And goodbye
G
Feels so sore
Bm
My relationship's over
G
I'm lost without a cause
D
I wonder why
E G
She strung me up and left me hanging out to dry
Asus2
Tell the guys, the party's over
Intro Riff:
e|--2------0--2----0--2----|
B|----3------------------3-|
G|------2------------------|
D|-------------------------|
A|-------------------------|
E|-------------------------|
Verse 2:
D
It's complicated
G D
Stranded at first base I never saw her naked
G
Now I'll never get a chance
D
I'm aggravated
G D
When I think of all the precious time I've wasted
G
On another dead romance
Bm E G Asus2
The days go by, they fade away and so do I
Chorus:
D
And goodbye
G
Feels so sore
Bm
My relationship's over
G
I'm lost without a cause
D
I wonder why
E G
She strung me up and left me hanging out to dry
Asus2
Tell the guys, the party's over
Bridge:
D Asus2
And I can't get over
D Asus2
Face the fact, it's over
D G D G
I don't know why I even try
Chorus:
Bm
My relationship's over
G
I'm lost without a cause
D
I wonder why
E G
She strung me up and left me hanging out to dry
Asus2
Tell the guys, the party's over
D G
It takes a while to realise
Bm
Funny how the feeling dies
G
Don't wanna hear your alibis
D
For something you can't justify
E
There's nothing here for me to say
G
It's not for me to save the day
Asus2 D
The lights are on so go away
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5. Boy Band
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Intro: B F#m E F#m x3
G#m F#m E E
- Verse:
B F#m G#m
Boy's we've been here for a while
E
But we've finally got the style
B F#m G#m
Strike your pose and fake a smile
E
Give me Kenny, give me Kyle
B F#m
I hate to break it but it's true
G#m E
Fifteen minutes we'll be through
B F#m G#m E
And I won't have to talk to you, you, you, you
- Chorus:
B F#m E
Now you know the words you fool
F#m
Sing along to you own tune
B F#m
Wrote to prove you are a tool
E F#m B F#m E F#m
Tell your friends you joined a boyband
G#m F#m E
Boyband
- Verse:
B F#m G#m
Good Charlotte said they like McFly
E
Is half their fanbase gonna cry?
B F#m G#m
It's so pathetic dry your eyes
E
When you gonna realise
B F#m G#m
A tune's a tune? I don't know why
E
the metalheads want us to die
B F#m G#m
But these days they're all under nine
E
So I'll be fine
- Chorus:
B F#m E
Now you know the words you fool
F#m
Sing along to you own tune
B F#m
Wrote to prove you are a tool
E F#m B F#m E F#m
Tell your friends you joined a boyband
G#m F#m E
Boyband
- Instrumental: C#m C#m E E
- Bridge:
C#m E
I get calls from girls who saw me on TV
C#m E
Behind my back they're saying nasty things about me
B F#m E
There's the kid who blew it all,
F#m B
I sat next to him in school
F#m E
Everyone thought he was cool
B F#m E F#m
'til he quit his job and joined a...
G#m F#m E
Boyband
- Chorus:
B F#m E
Now you know the words you fool
F#m
Sing along to you own tune
B F#m
Wrote to prove you are a tool
E F#m B F#m E F#m
Tell your friends you joined a boyband
G#m F#m E
Boyband
- Ending:
B
Join a boyband
F#m
Join a boyband
E
Screw your life up
F#m
Join a boyband
B
Kids will hate you
F#m
Out to get you
E
Ever since you
F#m
Joined a boyband
B
It's really scary
F#m
Palms are sweaty
E F#m
Potato guns are armed and ready
B
Screwed your life up
F#m
Just like Eddie
E
Ever since you
F#m
Joined a boyband
B
Joined a boyband
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6. Sick
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( ) Optional Chords
- Intro: Am Am G G
Am Am G G
- Verse 1:
Am
It's more than a habit
G
I'm more than an addict
F G
I'm parked here outside of you door
Am
Know you never lock it
G
Got you keys in my pocket
F G
Lights all out, but I know for sure I am ...
- Pre-Chorus:
Am ( Asus2 ) Am
Ten steps away from you
( Asus4 )
From you and him
F E
Redemption, is that a sin?
- Chorus:
F G
I'd never run him over
Am C
I wouldn't wanna dent my car
F G
I'd never rip your throat out
Am C
Cos that could leave a nasty scar
F G
So I'm gonna go out
Am
Get drunk with my friends
C
Try to get myself outta this funk
F
I'd never screw my life up
E
Because of how sick you are
- Post-Chorus: Am Am G G
- Verse 2:
Am
You walk by the river
G
As you start to shiver
F G
Two headlights are following you
Am
As he pulls you closer
G
My engine's ticking over
F
It's my choice
G
To do what I do
- Pre-Chorus:
Am ( Asus2 ) Am
Ten steps away from you
( Asus4 )
From you and him
F E
Redemption, is that a sin?
- Chorus:
F G
I'd never run him over
Am C
I wouldn't wanna dent my car
F G
I'd never rip your throat out
Am C
Cos that could leave a nasty scar
F G
So I'm gonna go out
Am
Get drunk with my friends
C
Try to get myself outta this funk
F
I'd never screw my life up
E
Because of how sick you are
- Bridge:
Dm F
I'm talking 'bout a split decision made in anger you know
C
I'm talking something that could change my life forever
Dm
Is it worth it? No
F
Is it worth it? No
Am G F E
Should I stay here and watch the show?
Dm F
Or maybe ... it's time to go
- Chorus:
F G
I'd never run him over
Am C
I wouldn't wanna dent my car
F G
I'd never rip your throat out
Am C
Cos that could leave a nasty scar
F G
So I'm gonna go out
Am
Get drunk with my friends
C
Try to get myself outta this funk
- Solo: F G Am C x3
F
I'd never screw my life up
E ( Am )
Because of how sick you are
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7. Slacker
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Intro:
D# D#/D Cm A# G# A# 2x
Verse:
D# D#/D Cm
my friend's a computer hacker
A# G# A#
but in school everybody said he was a slacker
D# D#/D Cm
he writes science fiction novels
A# G# A#
he builds whole towns and villages from cola bottles
Pre Chorus:
G# A#
he does equations just for fun
Cm
eats low carb ice cream with his mum
A# G# A#
sews cub scout badges on his sweater
Chorus:
D#
he's just a feeling you ignore, a dumb computer hacker
G#
trash can on the floor, a pitiful disaster
Cm A#
cried to sleep at night when he never got it right
G# A#
cos he never realised, it doesn't even matter
D#
later on in life he's drowning in his laughter
G#
three kids and a wife, he's happy ever after
Cm A#
stoked to be alive with his dream up at nasa
G# A#
loving everyday. well, i guess it really pays to be a slacker
Intro:
D# D#/D Cm A# G# A#
Verse 2:
D# D#/D Cm
he stays up all night playing tetris
A# G# A#
asteroids, pacman written on his 'games to get' list
D# D#/D Cm
wasted nights spent up in his bedroom
A# G# A#
tough times, long nights, must have been a lot to get through
Pre Chorus:
G# A#
he's getting sharp pains in his wrist
Cm
in his world girlfriend's don't exist
A# G# A#
can't even get an add on 'my space'
Chorus:
D#
he's just a feeling you ignore, a dumb computer hacker
G#
trash can on the floor, a pitiful disaster
Cm A#
cried to sleep at night when he never got it right
G# A#
cos he never realised, it doesn't even matter
D#
later on in life he's drowning in his laughter
G#
three kids and a wife, he's happy ever after
Cm A#
stoked to be alive with his dream up at nasa
G# A#
loving everyday. well, i guess it really pays to be a slacker
Post Chorus:
D# D#/D Cm A# G# A# 2x
Bridge:
Cm D# A# G# D# A# Cm A# G# A#
Cm D# A# G#
He's the one all alone in despair
D# A# Cm
he's the one who thinks life isn't fair
D# A# G#
he's the one sitting right over there
A#
he's the lonely guy on the side looking kinda shy
G#
you could see him ride passing by on a pedal bike
A#
he's the funny type kinda like 'napoleon dynamite'
Chorus:
D#
he's just a feeling you ignore, a dumb computer hacker
G#
trash can on the floor, a pitiful disaster
Cm A#
cried to sleep at night when he never got it right
G# A#
cos he never realised, it doesn't even matter
D#
later on in life he's drowning in his laughter
G#
three kids and a wife, he's happy ever after
Cm A#
stoked to be alive with his dream up at nasa
G# A#
loving everyday. well, i guess it really pays to be a slacker
D# D#/D Cm A# G# A# 2x
D# Cm A#
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8. Holly I'm The One
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- Intro: B G#m E E
B G#m E E
- Verse:
B G#m E
I'm hiding in a bush outside your window, I'm feeling sick and numb
B G#m E
Fed all my best lines to my best friend, so he could be the one
B G#m E
But I'm jerk because it worked, and I've just realised what I've done
- Pre-Chorus:
C#m
Guess I'll never be the guy to get the girl
E
Set it up so that he could rock your world
C#m E
Promise me when you scream you fake it
- Chorus:
B G#m E
Holly, I'm the one you should be dating
B G#m E
Seeing you with him is so frustrating
B G#m
I taught him everything he knows
B B/A# G#m F# E
You fell for ever single line I gave him
E
I know that I'm dumb
F#
But Holly, I'm the one
- Post-Chorus: B G#m E E
B G#m E E
- Verse:
B G#m E
So maybe I should just go home now, and let you have your fun
B G#m E
It doesn't make it any easier, I live across the street but one
B G#m E
But if that clown lets you down, Holly, you know here to come
- Pre-Chorus:
C#m
Guess I'll never be the guy to get the girl
E
Yes I could've been the one to rock your world
C#m E
But I'm not, so I've got to face it
- Chorus:
B G#m E
Holly, I'm the one you should be dating
B G#m E
Seeing you with him is so frustrating
B G#m
I taught him everything he knows
B B/A# G#m F# E
You fell for ever single line I gave him
E
I know that I'm dumb
F#
But Holly, I'm the one
- Bridge:
E F# G#m
Who can't believe you're at my door
B
Cos he confessed that he'd been cheating
E F# G#m B
Suddenly a chance for me to tell the secret I'd been keeping
E F# G#m B C#m E
I am the one, I am the one, I am the one, I am the one, I am the one, I am the oneeeeeee
- Instrumental: B G#m E E
B G#m E E
- Verse:
B G#m E
You said you valued his integrity, and honesty is rare
B G#m E
He swore to you he'd neve cheat again, he cried and said he cared
B G#m E
Well, he's a jerk because it worked
- Chorus:
B G#m E
Holly, I'm the one you should be dating
B G#m E
Seeing you with him is so frustrating
B G#m
I taught him everything he knows
B B/A# G#m F# E
He used to be my best friend now I hate him
E
And it sucks that he won
F#
Cos he's a dick and you're amazing
C#m
I know that I'm dumb
E B G#m E
But Holly, I'm the one
B G#m E B
Holly, I'm the one
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9. Wear Me Down
** F# = (x 9 11 11 x x)
** F#/F = (x 8 11 11 x x)
- Intro: F#
- Verse 1:
F#
I got a new suspicion
F#/F
When I woke up today
G#m
Feels like there's something missing
B Bm
Can't go on living this way
F#
You turn on like a television
F#/F
Shut off like the radio
G#m
Sucks that you never listen
B Bm
'til it's time to go
- Chorus:
F# F#/F
Won't hang around
G#m
I'm out of town
B
No one you know
Bm
Could stop me now
F# F#/F
I'm faster than the speed of sound
G#m
It's over
B Bm
'cos all you do is wear me down
- Post-Chorus: F#
- Verse 2:
F#
You speak only fiction
F#/F
All day you criticize
G#m
I can't be around your bitching
B Bm
I've got no room in my life
F#
Your friend's feeding you ammunition
F#/F
Why don't you realise
G#m
You're so different when you're with them
B Bm
All their words are lies
- Chorus:
F# F#/F
Won't hang around
G#m
I'm out of town
B
No one you know
Bm
Could stop me now
F# F#/F
I'm faster than the speed of sound
G#m
It's over
B Bm
'cos all you do is wear me down
- Bridge:
D# D#m C#
All you do is wear me down (All you do is wear me down)
B
All you do is wear me down (All you do is wear me down)
D# D#m C#
All you do is wear me down (All you do is wear me down)
B D# D#m B
All you do is wear me down (All you do is wear me down)
- Verse 3:
F#
I got a new suspicion
F#/F
When I woke up today
G#m Bm C#
Feels like there's something missing
- Chorus:
F# F#/F
Won't hang around
G#m
I'm out of town
B
No one you know
Bm
Could stop me now
F# F#/F
I'm faster than the speed of sound
G#m
It's over
B Bm
'cos all you do is wear me down
F# F#/F
Won't hang around
G#m
I'm out of town
B
No one you know
Bm
Could stop me now
F# F#/F G#m
I'm faster than the speed of sound
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10. Murdered in the Mosh
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Murdered In The Mosh - Son Of Dork
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D/Eb: (x 5 8 8 x x )
F#m*: (x 9 11 11 x x )
Intro:
Eb D/Eb G# C Bb
Verse:
Eb D/Eb
This song goes out to all the fakers (all the fakers)
G# C Bb
You all know who you are, it started with a girl
Eb D/Eb
Kept turning her nose up at my band (up at my band but I know)
G# C Bb
She's into Yellowcard, Blink and Simple Plan
G# B C#
It's so pathetic
Chorus:
C#
She's into Jane's Addiction, but she don't know their songs
G# B
And I fall over laughing when she tries to sing along
F#m C#
She thinks that she's so emo Next week she'll be a goth
G# B F#m
It all amounts to nothing, she gets murdered in the mosh, mosh, mosh
Verse 2:
Eb D/Eb
One night I crashed at her apartment (her apartment)
G# C Bb
Her Sonic Youth CDs were nowhere to be seen
Eb D/Eb
Instead, all I found was a letter (was a letter, now I know)
G# C Bb
Her correspondence with some pop star magazine
G# B C#
It's so pathetic
Chorus:
C#
She's into Jane's Addiction, but she don't know their songs
G# B
And I fall over laughing when she tries to sing along
F#m C#
She thinks that she's so emo Next week she'll be a goth
G# B
It all amounts to nothing, she gets murdered in the mosh.
Bridge:
F#m* C#
Sometimes I wonder what goes on inside her mind
B C#
When she said she thought, Dave Grohl had died and Kurt Cobain was still alive
F#m* C#
Just go to concerts that you love
B C#
Cause there's no shame in liking Backstreet Boys
Solo:
F#m C# G# B 2x F#m
Chorus:
C#
She's into Jane's Addiction, but she don't know their songs
G# B
And I fall over laughing when she tries to sing along
F#m C#
She thinks that she's so emo Next week she'll be a goth
G# B
It all amounts to nothing, she gets murdered in the mosh.
F#m C#
This one goes out to all the fakers (your friends will find out now or later)
G# B
Out to the critics and the haters (time for change, just be yourself, don't be a faker)
F#m C#
This song goes out to all the fakers
G# B
You all know who you are
F#m C# G# B
Give it up, your friends will find out now or later
F#m C# G# B
Time for change, just be yourself, don't be a faker
F#m C# G# B
Give it up, your friends will find out now or later
F#m C# G# B
Time for change, just be yourself, don't be a faker
F#m C# G# B
Give it up, your friends will find out now or later
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