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Waiting by Stephen Lynch Waiting Chords: [EM] [C] [B7] [AM] [D] for strumming patterns, listen to the song, its pretty basic. [Em] It's out of my hands and all i can do is wait [C] its the not knowing that has put me in this state [Am] The minutes feel like hours, the tension is too great [B7] I've done my part and now its in the hands of fate [Em] Waiting for [C] My aids test to come back [D] [B7] I shouldn't have fucked that prostitute without a prophylactic [Em] Waiting for [C] My aids test to come back [D] [B7] [Em] regret is dripping from me like my semen down her crack and now i wait [Em] My nerves they have been frayed, my pants they have been shat [C] I know the nurse will say its time to have a chat [Am] At least i never have to worry about getting fat [B7] (mute) I should think positive..... No wait, i didn't say that [Em] Waiting for [C] My aids test to come back [Am] [B7] I never should have blown that tranny in my Cadillac [Em] Waiting for [C] My aids test to come back [Am] [B7] [Em] I just had to taste that sweet permitting nectar from his sack and now i wait [Em] Is it over will my jersey be retired [C] Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required [Am] Did i make a difference, was my life inspired [B7] Will Denzel Washington defend me when i'm fired [Em] Waiting for [C] My aids test to come back [Am] [B7] Eating assholes shouldnt be a aphrodisiac [Em] Waiting for [C] My aids test to come back [Am] [B7] [Em] If im clean i swear to god i will stop shooting smack probably (***on each [A] , he adds his pinky to b string on the third fret***) [Em] [A] [Em] [A] [Em] [A] Come on jesus let me live [Em] [A] Make the test be negative [Em] [A] Please forget and please forgive [Em] [A] Please dont let me have the hiv [Am] [D] Oh my god without delay [Am] [D] The nurse is coming straight away [Am] [D] This is it, my judgment day [Am] [D] Tell me what does my test say... [E] [D] I'm ok [D] [E] I'm ok [D] [E] I'm ok [D] [E] Its just chlamydia ---------------- version 2 Standard E Tuning CHORDS USED: A Am Asus4 B7 C Cmaj7 D E Em e]---0----0----0---------0----0----2----0----0---| B]---2----1----3----0----1----0----3----0----0---| G]---2----2----2----2----0----0----2----1----0---| D]---2----2----2----1----2----2----0----2----2---| A]---0----0----0----2----3----3---------2----2---| E]------------------0---------3---------0----0---| VERSE 1: Em Cmaj7 It’s out of my hands and all I can do it wait Am It’s the not knowing that has put me in this state B7 The minutes feel like hours, the tension is too great I’ve done my part so now it’s in the hands of fate... CHORUS 1: Em C Waiting for my AIDS test to come back D B7 I shouldn’t have fucked that prostitute without a prophylactic Em C Waiting for my AIDS test to come back D B7 Regret is dripping from me like my semen down her crack Em And now I wait… VERSE 2: Em Cmaj7 My nerves, they have been frayed; my pants, they have been shat Am I know the nurse will say, “It’s time to have a chat” B7 At least I’ll never worry about getting... fat (stop) N/C I should think positive – no, wait, I didn’t say that! CHORUS 2: Em C Waiting for my AIDS test to come back D B7 I never should have blown the tranny in my Cadillac Em C Waiting for my AIDS test to come back D B7 I just had to taste that sweet, forbidden nectar from his sack Em And now I wait… VERSE 3: Em Cmaj7 Is it over, will my jersey be retired? Am Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required? B7 (stop) Did I make a difference, was my life inspired? N/C Will Denzel Washington defend me when I’m fired? CHORUS 3: Em C Waiting for my AIDS test to come back D B7 Eating assholes shouldn’t be an aphrodisiac Em C Waiting for my AIDS test to come back D B7 If I’m clean I swear to God I will stop shooting smack... probably INTERLUDE: Em - A - Asus4 - A (x2) BRIDGE: Em A Asus4 A Em A Asus4 A Boys and girls, don't be nieve - take it from your Uncle Steve Em A Asus4 A Em A Asus4 A AIDS cares not whom it affects; caught from unprotected sex Em A Asus4 A Em A Asus4 A Sharing needles, blood or spit, or piss or semen, even shit Em A Asus4 A From handshakes, sneezes, toilet seats Em A Asus4 A From monkey bites and uncooked meats Em A Asus4 A From dirty coins and dreadlocked hair Em A Asus4 A From certain children in daycare Em A Asus4 A From drinking water, breathing air Em A Asus4 A I tell you, AIDS is everywhere (!) PRE-OUTRO: C D Oh God, I can't take anymore! C D I think I'll run right out that door! C D But wait, the nurse comes straight away! C (single strum) D (single strum) Tell me, what does my test say...? OUTRO: E I’m okay! D E I’m okay! D E I’m okay! D E It’s just chlamydia... ------------