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Peanuts by Stephen Lynch
Peanuts
Chords: (I know some of the names are wrong.)
Ab Am Gb Gm F G
e|------5-----5-----3----3------------1-----3-------------------------------|
B|------5-----5-----3----3------------1-----3-------------------------------|
G|------7-----5-----5----3------------3-----0-------------------------------|
D|------7-----7-----5----5------------3-----0-------------------------------|
A|------5-----7-----3----5------------1-----2-------------------------------|
E|------5-----5-----3----3------------1-----3-------------------------------|
Intro/Verse:
Ab Am Gb Gm Gb/Ab <--slide from Gb to Ab
Chorus:
Ab Am Gb Gm <--slightly different strumming pattern
Verse 1:
Ab Am
Charlie Brown had a big block head
Gb Gm Gb/Ab
wore a stripey sweater every day
Ab Am
Always tried to kick the football
Gb Gm Gb/Ab
but Lucy pulled the motherfucker away
Ab Am
Flew a kite just to try to relax
Gb Gm Gb/Ab
but he always put that shit in a tree
Ab Am
And a cute little redheaded girl
Gb Gm
wouldn't give no play to poor Chuck B.
Prechorus 1:
F G Gb/Ab
They were the baddest fuckers in the funny papers PEANUTS!
Verse 2:
Onto a security blanket
Linus himself would latch
Snuggle into that bitch to keep warm
while waiting in the pumpkin patch
Had a stalker named Sally Brown
and she always tried to get her some
She loved how he knew the meaning of Christmas
and the sexy way he sucked that thumb.
Prechorus 2:
Marmaduke can lick it Garfield is a pussy PEANUTS!
Chorus 1:
Ab Am Gb Gm
Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts
Ab Am Gb Gm
A bunch of kids trying to be free
Ab Am Gb Gm
Take my hand, and let's dance now
Ab Am Gb Gm
Under Charlie's shitty Christmas tree
F G Gb/Ab (back to verse)
(no lyrics here............) PEANUTS!
Oh, Marcy was best friends
with Patty, Patty Peppermint
She would love to do things to that girl
that Charles M. Schultz can't print
Pigpen was a dusty dude
who couldn't keep his own ass clean
All the teachers said wah wah wah wah
wah wah what does that shit mean?
Well Big Bird ain't the only yellow bird in town WOODSTOCK!
Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts
Poor Charlie Brown you will never get laid
'Cause it's hard to get pussy
when you're the baldest kid in second grade
Lucy was a psychiatrist
but her comments always gave offense
And the bitch couldn't make no money
'cause she charge a motherfucker five cents
You know all the ladies love Schroeder
'cause he spun them '88s real good
and Franklin was a real cool cat
but the only brother in that hood
Sometimes you have to shout good grief unto the heavens GOOD GRIEF!
Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts
Snoopy fly your plane and fly it quick
You're the World War II flying ace
Make Red Baron suck that Beagle dick
Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts
A bunch of kids trying to be free
Take my hand, and let's dance now
under Charlie's shitty Christmas tree
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version 2
Standard E Tuning
CHORDS USED:
A5 C5 D5 E5 F5 G G5
e]--x----x----x----x----x----3----x--|
B]--x----x----x----x----x----0----x--|
G]--x----5----7----x----x----0----x--|
D]--7----5----7----2----3----0----5--|
A]--7----3----5----2----3----2----5--|
E]--5----3----5----0----1----3----3--|
TABULATURE LEGEND:
(x) = muted strings
(/) = slide
(~) = let it ring
N/C = No Chord
INTRO:
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
e|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|--5/7--7-------555------|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55--| (x3)
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 F5 E5 G
e|------------------------------|------------------3-3--|
B|------------------------------|------------------0-0--|
G|--5/7--7-------555------------|------------------0-0--|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--0-0--|
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--2-2--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--3-3--|
VERSE 1:
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
e|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|--5/7--7-------555------|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55--| (x3)
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 F5 E5 G
e|------------------------------|------------------3-3--|
B|------------------------------|------------------0-0--|
G|--5/7--7-------555------------|------------------0-0--|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--0-0--|
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--2-2--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--3-3--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
Charlie Brown had a big block head, wore a stripey sweater every day (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
Tried to kick that football, but Lucy always pulled the motherfucker away (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
Flew a kite just to try to relax, but he always put that shit in a tree (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5
And the little red-headed girl wouldn't give no play to poor Chuck B...
F5 E5 G
They were the baddest fuckers in the funny papers... PEANUTS!
VERSE 2:
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
e|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|--5/7--7-------555------|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55--| (x3)
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 F5 E5 G
e|------------------------------|------------------3-3--|
B|------------------------------|------------------0-0--|
G|--5/7--7-------555------------|------------------0-0--|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--0-0--|
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--2-2--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--3-3--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
Onto a security blanket, Linus Van Pelt would latch (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
Snuggled up to that bitch to keep warm while waiting in a pumpkin patch (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
Had a stalker named Sally Brown and she always tried to get her some (Ah-oh)
A5
She loved the way he knew the meaning of Christmas
C5 G5
And the sexy way he sucked that thumb...
F5 E5 G
Well, Marma Duke's a homo; Garfield is a pussy... PEANUTS!
CHORUS 1:
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
e|-----------------------------|
B|-----------------------------|
G|--5/7--77--------5555--------|
D|--5/7--77--7777--5555--5555--|
A|--3/5--55--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--3/5--55--5555--3333--3333--|
D5 A5 C5 G5
e|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--7777--------5555--------|
D|--7777--7777--5555--5555--| (x2)
A|--5555--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--5555--5555--3333--3333--|
D5 A5 C5 G5 F5 E5 G
e|------------------------------|------------------3-3--|
B|------------------------------|------------------0-0--|
G|--7777--------5555------------|------------------0-0--|
D|--7777--7777--5555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--0-0--|
A|--5555--7777--3333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--2-2--|
E|--5555--5555--3333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--3-3--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
D5 A5 C5 G5
A bunch of kids trying to be free
D5 A5 C5 G5
Take my hand and let's dance now
D5 A5 C5 G5
Under Charlie's shitty Christmas Tree
F5 E5 G
............................ PEANUTS!
VERSE 3:
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
e|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|--5/7--7-------555------|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55--| (x3)
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 F5 E5 G
e|------------------------------|------------------3-3--|
B|------------------------------|------------------0-0--|
G|--5/7--7-------555------------|------------------0-0--|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--0-0--|
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--2-2--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--3-3--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
Oh, Marcy was best friends with Patty, Patty Peppermint (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
She would love to do things to that girl that Charles M. Schulz can't print (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
Pigpen was a dusty dude who couldn't keep his own ass clean (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5
All the teachers said "Wah wah wha wha wha" - what does that shit mean?
F5 E5 G
Well, Big Bird ain't the only yellow bird in town... WOODSTOCK!
CHORUS 2:
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
e|-----------------------------|
B|-----------------------------|
G|--5/7--77--------5555--------|
D|--5/7--77--7777--5555--5555--|
A|--3/5--55--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--3/5--55--5555--3333--3333--|
D5 A5 C5 G5
e|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--7777--------5555--------|
D|--7777--7777--5555--5555--| (x2)
A|--5555--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--5555--5555--3333--3333--|
D5 A5 C5 G5 F5 E5 G
e|------------------------------|------------------3-3--|
B|------------------------------|------------------0-0--|
G|--7777--------5555------------|------------------0-0--|
D|--7777--7777--5555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--0-0--|
A|--5555--7777--3333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--2-2--|
E|--5555--5555--3333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--3-3--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
D5 A5 C5 G5
Poor Charlie Brown, you will never get laid
D5 A5 C5 G5
It's so hard to get pussy
D5 A5 C5 G5
When you're the baldest kid in second grade
F5 E5 G
............................ PEANUTS!
VERSE 4:
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
e|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|--5/7--7-------555------|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55--| (x3)
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 F5 E5 G
e|------------------------------|------------------3-3--|
B|------------------------------|------------------0-0--|
G|--5/7--7-------555------------|------------------0-0--|
D|--5/7--7--777--555--55555555--|--33333333--2222--0-0--|
A|--3/5--5--777--333--55555555--|--33333333--2222--2-2--|
E|--3/5--5--555--333--33333333--|--11111111--0000--3-3--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
Lucy was a psychiatrist but her comments always gave offence (Ah-oh)
C5/D5 A5
And the bitch couldn't make no money
C5 G5 C5/D5
'Cause she'd charge a motherfucker five cents (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
You know the ladies love some Schroeder 'cause he played the '88s real good (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5
And Franklin was a real cool cat, but the only brother in that hood...
F5 E5 G
Sometimes you have to shout "Good grief" unto the heavens... GOOD GRIEF!
CHORUS 3:
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
e|-----------------------------|
B|-----------------------------|
G|--5/7--77--------5555--------|
D|--5/7--77--7777--5555--5555--|
A|--3/5--55--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--3/5--55--5555--3333--3333--|
D5 A5 C5 G5
e|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--7777--------5555--------|
D|--7777--7777--5555--5555--| (x3)
A|--5555--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--5555--5555--3333--3333--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
D5 A5 C5 G5
Snoopy fly your plane and fly it quick
D5 A5 C5 G5
You're the World War I Flying Ace
D5 A5 C5 G5
Make Red Baron suck that Beagle dick, yeah!
BRIDGE:
D5 A5 C5 G5
e|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--7777--------5555--------|
D|--7777--7777--5555--5555--| (x4)
A|--5555--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--5555--5555--3333--3333--|
D5 A5 C5 G5
La na na, na na na, naa naaa
D5 A5 C5 G5
La na na naa................
D5 A5 C5 G5
La na na, na na na, naa naaa
D5 A5 C5 G5
Laa na naa... ohh-ohh-oooohhh
OUTRO:
D5 A5 C5 G5
e|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--7777--------5555--------|
D|--7777--7777--5555--5555--| (x3)
A|--5555--7777--3333--5555--|
E|--5555--5555--3333--3333--|
D5 A5 C5 G5
e|-----------------------|
B|-----------------------|
G|--7777-------55--------|
D|--7777--777--55--5~~~--|
A|--5555--777--33--5~~~--|
E|--5555--555--33--3~~~--|
D5 A5 C5 G5
Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
D5 A5 C5 G5
A bunch of kids trying to be free
D5 A5 C5 G5
Take my hand and let's dance now
D5 A5 C5 G5
Under Charlie's shitty Christmas Tree...
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version 3
Intro/Verse:
D5 Bb5 C5 G5 Then a quick strum of C5, slide back in.
Chorus:
D A C G (Can be played with verse as well)
Verse 1:
D5 Bb5
Charlie Brown had a big block head
C5 G5 C5/D5
wore a stripey sweater every day
D5 Bb5
Always tried to kick the football
C5 G5 C5/D5
but Lucy pulled the motherfucker away
D5 Bb5
Flew a kite just to try to relax
C5 G5 C5/D5
but he always put that shit in a tree
D5 Bb5
And a cute little redheaded girl
C5 G5
wouldn't give no play to poor Chuck B.
Prechorus 1:
F G (or E) C5/D5
They were the baddest fuckers in the funny papers PEANUTS!
Verse 2:
Onto a security blanket
Linus himself would latch
Snuggle into that bitch to keep warm
while waiting in the pumpkin patch
Had a stalker named Sally Brown
and she always tried to get her some
She loved how he knew the meaning of Christmas
and the sexy way he sucked that thumb.
Prechorus 2:
Marmaduke can lick it Garfield is a pussy PEANUTS!
Chorus 1:
D A C G
Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts
D A C G
A bunch of kids trying to be free
D A C G
Take my hand, and let's dance now
D A C G
Under Charlie's shitty Christmas tree
F G (or E) (back to verse)
(no lyrics here............) PEANUTS!
Oh, Marcy was best friends
with Patty, Patty Peppermint
She would love to do things to that girl
that Charles M. Schultz can't print
Pigpen was a dusty dude
who couldn't keep his own ass clean
All the teachers said wah wah wah wah
wah wah what does that shit mean?
Well Big Bird ain't the only yellow bird in town WOODSTOCK!
Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts
Poor Charlie Brown you will never get laid
'Cause it's hard to get pussy
when you're the baldest kid in second grade
Lucy was a psychiatrist
but her comments always gave offense
And the bitch couldn't make no money
'cause she charge a motherfucker five cents
You know all the ladies love Schroeder
'cause he spun them '88s real good
and Franklin was a real cool cat
but the only brother in that hood
Sometimes you have to shout good grief unto the heavens GOOD GRIEF!
Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts
Snoopy fly your plane and fly it quick
You're the World War II flying ace
Make Red Baron suck that Beagle dick
Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts
A bunch of kids trying to be free
Take my hand, and let's dance now
under Charlie's shitty Christmas tree
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