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Mixer At Delta Chi by Stephen Lynch
Mixer At Delta Chi
Standard tuning
intro: C Am C Am C Am Fm G
C Am C Am
It's college time again, September's alomost here
C Am Fm Gm
Hanging with freshman girls, frat partie kegs of beer
C Am C Am
I see the girl i've wanted, Mixer at Delta Chi,
C Am Fm G
We take some Oxycontin, Dave Matthews getting high.
Prechorus:
Fm G Fm G
And then as I undress her, I start my stimulus
Fm G (stop) Fm Am B C Am
She says but wait, professor, this wasn't on the syllabus
Chorus:
C Am C Am C Am C Am
I'm the bad professor, I'm the bad professor
C Am C Am Fm G C Am
A tenure titty caresser, I'm a bad, bad man
Verse 2:
Tutoring at her apartment, turns into a slow dance
Hey baby whats your minor, got your major in my pants
I love her student body, she wants a better grade
I say if you roll, I'll throw in financial aid
Prechorus:
I hope you boned up for your midterm, if you want I can help you cram
Who gives a shit about the essay test,so lets skip it and get to the oral exam
Chorus:
I'm the bad professor
I'm the bad professor
Your money's on the dresser
I'm a bad, bad, man.
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version 2
NOTE: When Stephen plays the A chord in this song, he barrés the D, G, B strings
with the index finger, muting the high e string. Thus, every chord in this song
is a barré or power chord.
CHORDS USED
(in order of first appearance):
C A F5 G#5 G5 A#5
e]--x---x---x---x---x---x--|
B]--5---2---x---x---x---x--|
G]--5---2---x---x---x---x--|
D]--5---2---3---6---5---8--|
A]--3---0---3---6---5---8--|
E]--x-------1---4---3---6--|
INTRO:
C - A (x2)
C - A - F5 - G#5
VERSE 1:
C A C A
It's College time again, September's almost here
C A F5 G#5
Hanging with freshmen girls, frat party kegs of beer
C A C A
I see a girl I'm wanting, mixer at Delta Chi
C A F5 G#5
We take some oxycontin; Dave Matthew gettin' high
PRE-CHORUS 1:
G5 F5 G5 F5
And then as I undress her, and start my stimulus
G5 F5
She says, "But wait, Professor.
G5 G#5 A#5 C A
This wasn't on the syllabus?"...
CHORUS 1:
C A C A
I'm the bad professor
C A C A
I'm the bad professor!
C A C A
A tenured titty caresser
C G#5 G5 C A
I'm a bad, bad man...
INTERLUDE:
C - A (x3)
VERSE 2:
C A C A
Tutor her at my apartment, turns into a slow dance
C A F5 G#5
"Hey baby, what's your minor? Got your majorin' my pants.
C A C A
I love her student body, she wants a better grade
C A F5 G#5 G5
I say, "If you roll over I'll throw in Financial Aid...
PRE-CHORUS 2:
G5 F5
"I hope you've boned up for your midterm
G5 F5
If you want, I can help you cram
G5 F5 G5
Don't give a shit about the essay-test
G#5 A#5 C A
So let's skip it and get to the oral exam!"...
CHORUS 2:
C A C A
I'm the bad professor,
C A C A
I'm the bad professor!
C A C A
Your money's on the dresser
C G#5 G5 C
I'm a bad, bad... man!
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version 3
intro: C Am C Am C Am F G#
C Am C Am
It's college time again, September's almost here
C Am F G#
Hanging with freshman girls, frat parties, kegs of beer
C Am C Am
I see the girl i've wanted, Mixer at Delta Chi,
C Am F G#
We take some Oxycontin, Dave Matthews getting high.
Prechorus:
G F G F
And then as I undress her, I start my stimulus
G F (stop) G G# Bb C Am
She says but wait, professor, this wasn't on the syllabus
Chorus:
C Am C Am C Am C Am
I'm the bad professor, I'm the bad professor
C Am C Am F G# G C Am
A tenure titty caresser, I'm a bad, bad man
Verse 2:
Tutor her at my apartment, turns into a slow dance
Hey baby whats your minor, got your major in my pants
I love her student body, she wants a better grade
I say if you roll over, I'll throw in financial aid
Prechorus:
I hope you boned up for your midterm, if you want I can help you cram
Don't give a shit about the essay test,so lets skip it and get to the oral exam
Chorus:
I'm the bad professor
I'm the bad professor
Your money's on the dresser
I'm a bad, bad, man.
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