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Kill A Kitten by Stephen Lynch
Kill A Kitten
Chords:
Em (022000)
C (x32010)
G (320033)
D (xx0232)
Intro:
Em C G D x4
Verse 1:
Em C G D
When the game of life makes you
Em C G D
Feel like quittin
Em C G D
It helps a lot if you
Em C G D
Kill a kitten
Em C G D
Mark my words cause from
Em C G D
Where I'm sittin
Em C G D
You can't go wrong if you
Em C G D
Kill a kitten
Em C Em G
Verse 2: (play like previous verse)
Chorus:
Em C Em G
Feed it turpentine, or break it's spine
Em C Em (stop)
Crush it with you're shoe, as long as you
Kill a kitten
Em C G D x2
Verse 2: (play like other verses)
Chorus.(play like other chorus)
Then
Em C G D x2
Outro:
Play Em over these lyrics:
Killing Kittens isn't easy
And if the though makes you feel queasy
Grab a pitchfork from the shed
And kill a puppy dog instead, yeah (start playing Em C G D)
Kill a kitten
You got to kill a kitten
A little furry kitten
You got to kill that kitten
Then he just repeats kill a kitten with someone else singing behind him.
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version 2
Intro:
Em-C9-G-D
Verse:
Em C9 G D Em C9 G D
When the game of life makes you feel like quittin'
Em C9 G D Em C9 G D
It helps a-lot if you kill a kitten
Refrain:
Em-C9-G-D
When the game of life makes you feel like quittin',
It helps a lot if you kill a kitten
Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin,
You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten.
There's no crime that you'll be commitin'
I know the law, you can kill a kitten.
If you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin'
Youll get plenty when you kill a kitten
Feed it turpentine, or break its spine,
Crush it with your shoe, as long as you...
Kill a kitten
If the one you love isn't quite as smitten,
She'll like you better when you kill a kitten
To quote the bible, cause that's where it's written
If yee loveth Jesus, yee must kill a kitten
Flush it down the can, hit it with your van,
Throw it at a train, make it snort cocaine
Drown it in a lake, bake a kitty cake
Stick some TNT up its cat booty
Do what you must do, as long as you...
Kill a kitten
Killing kittens isn't easy,
And if the thought makes you feel queasy,
Grab a pitchfork from the shed,
And kill a puppydog instead!
Kill a kitten, you gotta kill a kitten, a little furry kitten.
Kill...
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