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If I Were Gay by Stephen Lynch
If I Were Gay
Chords:
D (xx0232)
G (320033)
Dsus2 (xx0230)
D/C# (x40232)
A (x02220)
B (x24442)
Intro: D Dsus2 D G x4
Verse 1:
D D/C# D
Here we are, dear old friend
B G A
You and I, drunk again
D D/C# D
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed
B G A
Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head but
Chorus:
D A B G
If I were gay, I would give you my heart
D A B G
And if I were gay, you'd be my work of art
D A B G
And if I were gay, we would swim in romance
A G A
But im not gay, so get your hand out of my pants
D Dsus2 D G x2
Verse 2: (play like previous verse)
It's not that I don't care, I do
It's just I don't see myself in you
Another time, another scene
I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean
Chorus: (play like previous chorus)
If I were gay, I would give you my soul
And if I were gay, I would give you my whole being
And if I were gay, we would tear down the walls
But I'm not gay, so won't you stop cupping my...hand
D Dsus2 D G x4
Outro:
D Dsus1 D G
We've never hugged, we've never kissed
D Dsus2 D G
I've never been intamite with your fist
D Dsus2 D G
You have opened, brand new doors
D Dsus2 D G
Get over here and drop your drawers
To end it, play D Dsus2 D G a bunch of times.
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version 2
Intro: D Dsus2 D Em9 (x4)
Verse one:
D D/C# D/Bm Dmaj
Here we are, dear old friend
Bm Bm/A G A
You and I, drunk again.
D D/C# D/Bm Dmaj
Laughs have been had, tears have been shed.
Bm Bm/A G A
Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head.
Chorus one:
D A Bm G
But if I were gay I would give you my heart.
D A Bm G
And if I were gay you'd be my work of art.
D A Bm G
And if I were gay we would swim in romance.
A G A
But I'm not gay. So get your hand out of my
D Dsus2 D Em9 (x2)
pants.
Verse two:
D D/C# D/Bm Dmaj
It's not that I dont care, I do.
Bm Bm/A G A
I just dont see myself in you.
D D/C# D/Bm Dmaj
Another time another scene
Bm B/A G A
I'd be right behind you.. if you know what i mean.:)
Chorus two:
D A Bm G
Cause if I were gay i would give you my soul.
D A B G
And if i were gay I would give you my whole being.
D A B G
And if i were gay we would tear down the walls.
A G A
But im not gay so wont you stop cupping my..
D Dsus2 D Em9 (x2)
hand.
Outro:
D Dsus2 D Em9
We've never hugged... weve never kissed.
D Dsus2 D Em9
I've never been intimate with your fist.
D Dsus2 D Em9
But you have opened brand new doors
D Dsus2 D Em9
Get over here and drop your..
D Dsus2 D Em9 (x4)
drawers.
End on D
Chords used:
A......x02220
Bm.....x24432
Bm/A...x04432
D......xx0232
Dmaj...200232
D/Bm...x20232
D/C#...x40232
Dsus2..xx0230
Em9....xx0032
G......320033
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version 3
Chords Used: D-xx0232 D/C#-x40232 Bm*-x04430---|
Dsus2-xx0230 D/F#-200232 G-320033---|
D*-xx0032 Bm-x24432 A-x02220---|
Intro: 4x
D D D D Dsus2 D D D D D D*D*D*D*
e|-2-2-2-2-0-----------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0---------------------------------|
B|-3-3-3-3-3-----------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---------------------------------|
G|-2-2-2-2-2-(let ring)2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------------|
D|-0-0-0-0-0-----------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------------|
A|-x-x-x-x-x-----------x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---------------------------------|
E|-x-x-x-x-x-----------x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---------------------------------|
D D/C# D/F# D
Here we are, dear old friends
Bm Bm* G A
You and i, drunk again
D D/C# D/F# D
laughs have been had and tears have been shed
Bm Bm* G A
maybe the whisky has gone to my head
Chorus:
D A
but if i were gay
Bm G
i would give you my heart
D A
and if i were gay
Bm G
you'd be my work of art
D A
and if i were gay
Bm G
we would swim in romance
A
but im not gay
G A
so get your hand out of my pants
Intro: 2x- D, Dsus2, D, D*
Verse:
D D/C# D/F# D
Its not that i dont care, i do
Bm Bm* G A
i just dont see myself in you
D D/C# D/F# D
another time, another scene
Bm Bm*
i'd be right behind you
G A
if you know what i mean
Chorus:
D A
cuz if i were gay
Bm G
i would give you my soul
D A
and if i were gay
Bm G
i would give you my whole being
D A
and if i were gay
Bm G
we would tear down the walls
A
But I'm Not gay
G A
so wont you stop cupping my...hand
Intro: 2x- D, Dsus2, D, D*
Ending:
D Dsus2 D D*
we've never hugged,we've never kissed
D Dsus2 D D*
i've never been intimate with your fist
D Dsus2 D D*
But you have opened brand new doors
D Dsus2
get over here and
D D* D,Dsus2,D,D*
drop your Drawers
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