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Hermaphrodite by Stephen Lynch
Hermaphrodite
Intro, verse, and interlude
e|--0---0--------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--0---1--------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--1---0--------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--2---2--------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--2---3--------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--0---3--------------------------------------------------------------|
Part after verse
e|--0--1---------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--0--1---------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--1--2---------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--2--3---------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--2--3---------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--0--1---------------------------------------------------------------|
Chorus
e|--0--0--0------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--0--1--3------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--1--0--0------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--2--2--4------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--2--3--5------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--0--3--5------------------------------------------------------------|
She's part girl,
she's part boy.
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.
She's got more,
she's got less.
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.
Is she a mister,
or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl,
yea, she's my little guy.
When I try to please I get poked in the eye.
She wears lace and she wears flannel.
She watches football and the Lifetime Channel.
What's that bulge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite.
Somethings are white,
somethings are black.
Some girls wear make-up,
mine shaves her back.
She is still beautiful,
she is still fine.
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.
She can't help her imperfections,
she gets jock itch from her yeast infections.
Who stole all my tightie whities?
It must be hermaphrodite.
Yea, hermaphrodite.
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version 2
E: 022100 Am: 002210 ?: 054030(the third time you
C: 032010 F: 003210 repeat intro, slide
to this after holding
C.)
INTRO:
E E CCCCCCC :x4(very fast)
Verse 1:
E C E C
She's part girl, she's part boy,
E C E C
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.
E C E C
She's got more, she's got less,
Am F
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.
(repeat intro)
Verse 2:
E C E C
Is she a mister or is she a miss?
E C E C
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
E C E C
She's my little girl, yeah she's my little guy,
Am F
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye!
E E E E E C C/? ? (x2)
Verse 3:
E C / ?
She wears lace and she wears flannel,
E C /?
She watches football AND the Lifetime channel!
E C / ?
Whats that bulge under her nighty?
E C / ?
It must be Hermaphroditey!
Verse 4:
E C
Some things are white,
E C
Some things are black,
E C
Some girls wear make-up,
E(play once and stop suddenly)
Mine shaves her back.
E C
She is still beautiful,
E C
She is still fine,
Am
It's too bad her package
F
Is bigger than mine.
E E E E E C C/??
Verse 5:
E C / ?
She can't help her imperfections,
E C / ?
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections,
E C / ?
Who stole all my tighty whities?
E C / ?
It must be Hermaphroditey!
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version 3
Chords:
E (022100)
C/G (332010)
D/A (554030)
Am (x02210)
F (133211)
When you play the intro and the verse, play the chords like this:
E C/G
E|----0--------0-0-0-0------|
B|----0--0-0---1-1-1-1------|
G|----1--1-1---0-0-0-0------|
D|-2--2--2-2---2-2-2-2------|
A|-2-----2-2---3-3-3-3------|
E|-0-----------3-3-3-3------|
Intro: E C/G x4
Verse 1:
E C/G E C/G
She's part girl, she's part boy
E C/G E C/G
She's got parts that everyone can enjoy
E C/G E C/G
She's got more, she's got less
Am F
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress
E C/G x4
Verse 2. (play like previous verse)
E C/G D/A x 2
Chorus:
E C/G D/A
She wears lace, and she wears flannel
E C/G D/A
She watches football and the lifetime channel
E C/G D/A
What's that bulge under her nighty
E C/G D/A
It must be hermaphrodite
E C/G
Yeah
Verse 3:
E C/G E C/G
Some things are white, some things are black
E C/G E (stop)
Some girls wear makeup, mine shaves her back
E C/G E C/G
But she's still beautiful, she's still fine
Am F
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine
E C/G D/A x2
Chorus. (play like other chorus)
After that, sing hermaphrodite a bunch of times and play the intro.
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