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Half A Man by Stephen Lynch
Half A Man
Capo on 3rd fret
E G D C
E|-0----3----2----0-|
B|-0----0----3----1-|
G|-1----0----2----0-|
D|-2----0----0----2-|
A|-2----2----X----3-|
E|-0----3----X----X-|
Intro
E G E G
E G D C
Verse
E G E G
E G D C x2
Chorus
E G E G
E G D C E
last part of chorus
D C E E
E|---2----0-----0-0-|
B|---3----1-----0-0-|
G|--2-2---0-----1-1-|
D|-0-----2-2---2--2-|
A|------3-----2---2-|
E|-----------0----0-|
Bridge
E G E G
E G D C
Intro
Verse
Chorus
Verse
Chorus
Bridge
Chorus
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version 2
Capo on 3rd fret
E G D C
E|-0----3----2----0-|
B|-0----0----3----1-|
G|-1----0----2----0-|
D|-2----0----0----2-|
A|-2----2----X----3-|
E|-0----3----X----X-|
Verse 1:
E
All my days,
G D E
I live with my disgrace
G D E
I'm afraid to show my face
G D C
Or at least take off my underwear...
E
See I was born
G D E
Like a half way neutered pet
G D E
I don’t have a matching set
G D
It’s a part of me
C
That just aint there
Please, don’t stare
Chorus
E G
Well I’m a gambling man with out two dice
E G
I’m like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice
E G
Oh to have two testis would be so nice
D C E
But I’m half a man
D C E
Yeah, I’m half a man
Verse2
E
Wanna die
G D E
end it all, just call it quits
G D E
I can’t find a cup that fits
G D C
And at baseball games I feel so dumb
C
When I hear “ball one?
E
Oh, my God
G D E
How could you have been so cruel
G D E
To give me one family jewel
G D C
And the one that’s there must feel so sad
C
He’s a lonely nad
Chorus 2
E G
Well I’m a marathon runner with just one leg
E G
I’m a fallopian tube with just one egg
E
Oh, I want another testi
G
Do I have to beg?
D C E
I’m half a man
D C E
Yeah, im half a man
Bridge
E..G...E...G...E...G...D...C
kinda like chorus
Chorus 3
E G
Well I’m a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum
E G
And I’m a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb
E G
And I’m a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum
D C E
I’m just half a man
D C E
Yeah, I’m half a man
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version 3
Capo on 3rd fret.
Verse 1:
E G D E
All my days, I live with my disgrace
G D E
I'm afraid to show my face
G D C
Or at least take off my underwear...
Chorus 1:
Form D Form C Form E
E-----2-------0-------0------------
B-----3-------1-------0------------
G---2---2-----0-------1------------
D-0---------2---2-----2------------
A---------3---------2--------------
E-----------------0----------------
D C E
But im half a man...
yeah im half a man...
Verse 2:
Chorus 2:
End Verse/chorus: (same chords as chorus)
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