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Grandfather Die by Stephen Lynch
Grandfather Die
G D
When grandfahter dies
C D
Life will strange
G D
When grandfather dies
C D
my whole world will change
G D
when granderfather dies
C D
I'll scream and I'll yell
C D
cause I'll f**king rich
G
as hell
Chorus
D C9
So grandfather die (yeah)
G
don't keep me in suspense
D C9
oh, grandfather cough (whoa)
G
up that inheritance
D C9
oh grandfather don't
G
hold on another day
D C9
i love you to death
C D
but I've got bills to pay
then
e-3-----2
b---2----
g--------
d-0---0-0
a--------
e--------
G D
A stroke would be nice
C D
disease would be cool
G D
I'll scatter his ashes
C D
In my new swimmin' pool
G D
I'll jam with the Stones
C D
I'll dine with the Queen
C D
So what say we unplug
G
that machine.
(So here we go,
everybody now)
D C9
So grandfather fly
G
to heaven you must pass
D C9
oh grandfather think
G
of all the juicy angel ass
D C9
oh grandfather die
G
before the fiscal year
D C9
oh how I
G
wish Kevorkian were here
then
e-3-----2
b---2----
g--------
d-0---0-0
a--------
e--------
Bridge
Am
For God's sake,
B C D
you must be as old as the hills
Am B
I'm sick of the stench
C D
from your diaper spills.
Am B
You're deaf, dumb, and blind
C D
and an amputee
Am B
you Don't make new blood
C D
every time that you pee
Am B
your arthritis acts up
C D
whenever it rains
Am B
your so old, your penis
C D
has vericose veins
Am B
oh why don't do die grandpa
C D
why must you fight
Am B
you old motherf**ker
C D G
just walk towards the goddamn light
D C D
G D C D
oohh walk toward the light old man
G D C D
walk toward the light old man
then
e-3-----2
b---2----
g--------
d-0---0-0
a--------
e--------
G D
It's all over now
C D
My granddaddy's dead
G D
a mysterious blow
C D
to his wrinkled old head
G D
Before I collect
C D
A small oversight
C D G
But everything should turn out alright
C D
I'll start working on my grandma...
Precious...
G
Tonight
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version 2
G D
When grandfahter dies
C D
Life will strange
G D
When grandfather dies
C D
my whole world will change
G D
when granderfather dies
C D
I'll scream and I'll yell
C D
cause I'll f**king rich
G
as hell
Chorus
b minor C
So grandfather die (yeah)
G
don't keep me in suspense
b minor C
oh, grandfather cough (whoa)
G
up that inheritance
b minor C
oh grandfather don't
G
hold on another day
b minor C
i love you to death
am D
but I've got bills to pay
then
e-3-----2
b---2----
g--------
d-0---0-0
a--------
e--------
G D
A stroke would be nice
C D
disease would be cool
G D
I'll scatter his ashes
C D
In my new swimmin' pool
G D
I'll jam with the Stones
C D
I'll dine with the Queen
C D
So what say we unplug
G
that machine.
(So here we go,
everybody now)
b minor C
So grandfather fly
G
to heaven you must pass
b minor C
oh grandfather think
G
of all the juicy angel ass
b minor C
oh grandfather die
G
before the fiscal year
bminor C
oh how I
am D
wish Kevorkian were here
then
e-3-----2
b---2----
g--------
d-0---0-0
a--------
e--------
Bridge
Am
For God's sake,
Bm C D
you must be as old as the hills
Am Bm
I'm sick of the stench
C D
from your diaper spills.
Am Bm
You're deaf, dumb, and blind
C D
and an amputee
Am Bm
you Don't make new blood
C D
every time that you pee
Am Bm
your arthritis acts up
C D
whenever it rains
Am Bm
your so old, your penis
C D
has vericose veins
Am Bm
oh why don't do die grandpa
C D
why must you fight
Am Bm
you old motherf**ker
C D G
just walk towards the goddamn light
D C D
G D C D
oohh walk toward the light old man
G D C D
walk toward the light old man
then
e-3-----2
b---2----
g--------
d-0---0-0
a--------
e--------
G D
It's all over now
C D
My granddaddy's dead
G D
a mysterious blow
C D
to his wrinkled old head
G D
Before I collect
C D
A small oversight
C D G
But everything should turn out alright
C D
I'll start working on my grandma...
Precious...
G
Tonight
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version 3
G Bm
When grandfahter dies
C D
Life will strange
G Bm
When grandfather dies
C D
my whole world will change
G Bm
when granderfather dies
C D
I'll scream and I'll yell
C D
cause I'll f**king rich
G
as hell
Chorus
Bm C
So grandfather die
G
don't keep me in suspense
Bm C
oh, grandfather cough
G
up that inheritance
Bm C
oh grandfather don't
G
hold on another day
Bm C Am
I love you to death
D
but I've got bills to pay
(Stroke Down Once) D
e-2------
b---3----
g-----2--
d-------0
a--------
e--------
G Bm
A stroke would be nice
C D
disease would be cool
G Bm
I'll scatter his ashes
C D
In my new swimmin' pool
G Bm
I'll party with Hef
C D
I'll dine with the Queen
C D
Now what say we unplug
G
that machine.
Bm C
Now grandfather die
G
before the Fiscal Year
Bm C
oh grandfather I
G
Wish Kervorkian were here
Bm C
oh grandfather fly
G
just take your final vow
Bm C Am
oh grandfather die
G
the family hates you anyhow
(Stroke Down Slowly Once) D
e-2------
b---3----
g-----2--
d-------0
a--------
e--------
Bridge
Am
For God's sake,
Bm C D
you must be as old as the sun
Am Bm C D
you're social security number is one
Am Bm C
You're deaf, dumb, and blind
D
and an amputee
Am Bm
you donate your blood
C D
every time that you pee
Am Bm
your arthritis acts up
C D
whenever it rains
Am Bm
your so old, your penis
C D
has vericose veins
Am Bm
oh why don't do die grandpa
C D
why must you fight
Am Bm
you old motherf**ker
C D
just walk towards the goddamn light
Am Bm C D
G Bm C D
oohh walk toward the light old man
(Stroke Down Once) D
e-2------
b---3----
g-----2--
d-------0
a--------
e--------
G Bm
It's all over now
C D
My granddaddy's dead
G Bm
a mysterious blow
C D
to his wrinkled old head
G Bm
Before I collect
C D
A small oversight
C D G
But everything should work out alright
C D G
I'll start working on my grandma tonight
Chords:
G (320022)
Bm (x24432)
C (x32010)
D (xx0232)
Am (x02210)
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version 4
G D C D
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b-----------3-----------------------3-------------------1------------------3--|
g-----------4-----------------------2-------------------0------------------2--|
d------------------------------0---------------0-----------------------0------|
a---------------------------------------------------0-------------------------|
e------3----------------------------------------------------------------------|
When grandfather dies, life will be strange.
G D C
D
e-------------3---------------------2------------------0----------------------------2--|
b-------------3---------------------3------------------1----------------------------3--|
g-------------4---------------------2------------------0----------------------------2--|
d----0------------------------0--------------0--------------------------------0--------|
a--------------------------------------------------0-----------------------------------|
e--------3-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
When grandfather dies, my whole world will change.
G D C D
e--------------3-------------------2-----------------------0---------------------2--|
b--------------3-------------------3-----------------------1---------------------3--|
g--------------4-------------------2-----------------------0---------------------2--|
d-----0----------------------0-------------------0-------------------------0--------|
a------------------------------------------------------0----------------------------|
e---------3-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
When grandfather dies, I'll scream and I'll yell.
C D G G G G G G G
e----------0-----------2--------3----3----3----3----3----3----3---|
b----------1-----------3--------3----3----3----3----3----3----3---|
g----------0-----------2--------4----4----4----4----4----4----4---|
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a-------0-------0---------------5----5----5----5----5----5----5---|
e----------------------------3---3----3----3----3----3----3----3--|
'Cause I'll be fuckin' rich as hell!
Bm Bm C C C C C G G G G G G
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b-----3----3--1----1--1----1----1--3----3--3----3----3----3-----|
g-----4----4--0----0--0----0----0--4----4--4----4----4----4-----|
d-----4----4--2----2--2----2----2--5----5--5----5----5----5-----|
a-----2----2--3----3--3----3----3--5----5--5----5----5----5-----|
e-------------------------------------3----3--3----3----3----3--|
So grandfather die, don't keep me in suspense.
Bm Bm C C G G G G G
e-----2----2---0-----0---3-----3-----3-----3-----3----|
b-----3----3---1-----1---3-----3-----3-----3-----3----|
g-----4----4---0-----0---4-----4-----4-----4-----4----|
d-----4----4---2-----2---5-----5-----5-----5-----5----|
a-----2----2---3-----3---5-----5-----5-----5-----5----|
e--------------------------3-----3-----3-----3-----3--|
Oh grandfather cough, up that inheritance.
Bm Bm C C G G G G G
e-----2----2---0-----0---3-----3-----3-----3-----3---|
b-----3----3---1-----1---3-----3-----3-----3-----3---|
g-----4----4---0-----0---4-----4-----4-----4-----4---|
d-----4----4---2-----2-------------------------------|
a---------------3-----3---3-----3-----3-----3-----3--|
e----------------------------------------------------|
Oh grandfather don't, hold on another day.
Bm C C D D
e-----2-----------0--------0--------2--------------------3-----2--|
b-----3-----------1--------1--------3----------------------3------|
g-----4-----------0--------0--------2------------------------2----|
d-----4-----------2--------2--------0-----------------------------|
a-----2-----------0--------0--------------------------------------|
e-----------------------------------------------------------------|
I love you to death, but I gots' bills to pay!
G D C D
e-----------3-----------------------2-------------------0------------------2--|
b-----------3-----------------------3-------------------1------------------3--|
g-----------4-----------------------2-------------------0------------------2--|
d------------------------------0---------------0----------------------0-------|
a---------------------------------------------------0-------------------------|
e------3----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A stroke would be nice, disease would be cool.
G D C
D
e--------------3---------------------2------------------0-------------------------------2--|
b--------------3---------------------3------------------1-------------------------------3--|
g--------------4---------------------2------------------0-------------------------------2--|
d-----0-------------------------0--------------0-----------------------------------0-------|
a---------------------------------------------------0--------------------------------------|
e---------3--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
I'll scatter his ashes, in my new swimming pool.
G D C
D
e--------------3---------------------2------------------0-------------------------------2--|
b--------------3---------------------3------------------1-------------------------------3--|
g--------------4---------------------2------------------0-------------------------------2--|
d-----0--------------------------0--------------0-----------------------------------0------|
a---------------------------------------------------0--------------------------------------|
e---------3--------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
I'll party with Hef, I'll dine with the queen.
C D G G G G G G G
e--------------0--------------2---------3----3----3----3----3----3----3--------------------|
b--------------1--------------3---------3----3----3----3----3----3----3--------------------|
g--------------0--------------2---------4----4----4----4----4----4----4--------------------|
d-----0------------------0--------------5----5----5----5----5----5----5--------------------|
a---------0----------0------------------5----5----5----5----5----5----5--------------------|
e-----------------------------------3---3----3----3----3----3----3----3--------------------|
So what say we unplug that machine?
Bm Bm C C G G G G G
e-----2----2---------0----0----------3----3----3----3---3----|
b-----3----3---------1----1----------3----3----3----3---3----|
g-----4----4---------0----0----------4----4----4----4---4----|
d-----4----4---------2----2----------5----5----5----5---5----|
a-----2----2---------3----3----------5----5----5----5---5----|
e--------------------------------------3----3----3----3---3--|
Oh grandfather die, before the fiscal year.
Bm Bm C C G G G G G
e-----2----2---------0----0----------3----3----3---3---3----|
b-----3----3---------1----1----------3----3----3---3---3----|
g-----4----4---------0----0----------4----4----4---4---4----|
d-----4----4---------2----2----------5----5----5---5---5----|
a-----2----2---------3----3----------5----5----5---5---5----|
e--------------------------------------3----3----3---3---3--|
Oh grandfather I, wish Kevorkian were here.
Bm Bm C C G G G G G
e-----2----2---------0----0------3-----3-----3-----3-----3----|
b-----3----3---------1----1------3-----3-----3-----3-----3----|
g-----4----4---------0----0------4-----4-----4-----4-----4----|
d-----4----4---------2----2------5-----5-----5-----5-----5----|
a-----2----2---------3----3------5-----5-----5-----5-----5----|
e----------------------------------3-----3-----3-----3-----3--|
Oh grandfather fly, just take your final bow.
Bm Bm C C Am D D
e-----2----2---------0----0----0---------------------2---------------3-----2--|
b-----3----3---------1----1----1---------------------3-----------------3------|
g-----4----4---------0----0----2---------------------2-------------------2----|
d-----4----4---------2----2----2---------------------0------------------------|
a-----2----2---------3----3----0----------------------------------------------|
e-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Oh grandfather die, family hates you anyhow!
D D D D D D
e-----2---2---2---2---2---2------|
b-----3---3---3---3---3---3------|
g-----2---2---2---2---2---2------|
d-----0---0---0---0---0---0------|
a--------------------------------|
e--------------------------------|
Am Am Bm Bm C C D D
e--0----------0----------2----------2----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
b--1----------1----------3----------3----------1----------1----------3----------3--|
g--2----------2----------4----------4----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
d--2----------2----------4----------4----------2----------2----------0----------0--|
a--0----------0----------2----------2----------3----------3------------------------|
e----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
For God's sake you must be as old as the sun,
Am Am Bm Bm C C D D
e--0----------0----------2----------2----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
b--1----------1----------3----------3----------1----------1----------3----------3--|
g--2----------2----------4----------4----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
d--2----------2----------4----------4----------2----------2----------0----------0--|
a--0----------0----------2----------2----------3----------3------------------------|
e----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Your social security number is one.
Am Am Bm Bm C C D D
e--0----------0----------2----------2----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
b--1----------1----------3----------3----------1----------1----------3----------3--|
g--2----------2----------4----------4----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
d--2----------2----------4----------4----------2----------2----------0----------0--|
a--0----------0----------2----------2----------3----------3------------------------|
e----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
You're deaf, dumb, and blind and an amputee,
Am Am Bm Bm C C D D
e--0----------0----------2----------2----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
b--1----------1----------3----------3----------1----------1----------3----------3--|
g--2----------2----------4----------4----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
d--2----------2----------4----------4----------2----------2----------0----------0--|
a--0----------0----------2----------2----------3----------3------------------------|
e----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
You donate your blood every time that you pee.
Am Am Bm Bm C C D D
e--0----------0----------2----------2----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
b--1----------1----------3----------3----------1----------1----------3----------3--|
g--2----------2----------4----------4----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
d--2----------2----------4----------4----------2----------2----------0----------0--|
a--0----------0----------2----------2----------3----------3------------------------|
e----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains,
Am Am Bm Bm C C D D
e--0----------0----------2----------2----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
b--1----------1----------3----------3----------1----------1----------3----------3--|
g--2----------2----------4----------4----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
d--2----------2----------4----------4----------2----------2----------0----------0--|
a--0----------0----------2----------2----------3----------3------------------------|
e----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
You're so old your penis has varicose veins.
Am Am Bm Bm C C D D
e--0----------0----------2----------2----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
b--1----------1----------3----------3----------1----------1----------3----------3--|
g--2----------2----------4----------4----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
d--2----------2----------4----------4----------2----------2----------0----------0--|
a--0----------0----------2----------2----------3----------3------------------------|
e----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Oh why don't you die grandpa, why must you fight?
C C Bm Bm C C D D
e--0----------0----------2----------2----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
b--1----------1----------3----------3----------1----------1----------3----------3--|
g--0----------0----------4----------4----------0----------0----------2----------2--|
d--2----------2----------4----------4----------2----------2----------0----------0--|
a--3----------3----------2----------2----------3----------3------------------------|
e----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
You old mother----fucker, just walk toward the goddamn
G G Bm Bm Bm Bm Bm C C C D D D D D
e--3----3---2----2---2----2----2----0---0----0----2---2----2---2----2--|
b--3----3---3----3---3----3----3----1---1----1----3---3----3---3----3--|
g--4----4---4----4---4----4----4----0---0----0----2---2----2---2----2--|
d--5----5---4----4---4----4----4----2---2----2----0---0----0---0----0--|
a--5----5---2----2---2----2----2----3---3----3-------------------------|
e--3----3--------------------------------------------------------------|
Light!
G G Bm Bm Bm Bm Bm C C C D D D D D
e--3----3---2----2---2----2----2----0---0----0----2---2----2---2----2--|
b--3----3---3----3---3----3----3----1---1----1----3---3----3---3----3--|
g--4----4---4----4---4----4----4----0---0----0----2---2----2---2----2--|
d--5----5---4----4---4----4----4----2---2----2----0---0----0---0----0--|
a--5----5---2----2---2----2----2----3---3----3-------------------------|
e--3----3--------------------------------------------------------------|
G G Bm Bm Bm C C D D D D D D
e--3----3----2----2----2----0----0----2----2----2----2---2---2--|
b--3----3----3----3----3----1----1----3----3----3----3---3---3--|
g--4----4----4----4----4----0----0----2----2----2----2---2---2--|
d--5----5----4----4----4----2----2----0----0----0----0---0---0--|
a--5----5----2----2----2----3----3------------------------------|
e--3----3-------------------------------------------------------|
Walk toward the light old man.
G G Bm Bm Bm Bm C C C D D
e--3----3----2---2---2----2----0---0---0----2-----------------------3-----2--|
b--3----3----3---3---3----3----1---1---1----3-------------------------3------|
g--4----4----4---4---4----4----0---0---0----2---------------------------2----|
d--5----5----4---4---4----4----2---2---2----0--------------------------------|
a--5----5----2---2---2----2----3---3---3-------------------------------------|
e--3----3--------------------------------------------------------------------|
Walk toward the light old man.
G D C D
e-----------3-----------------------2-------------------0------------------2--|
b-----------3-----------------------3-------------------1------------------3--|
g-----------4-----------------------2-------------------0------------------2--|
d------------------------------0---------------0----------------------0-------|
a---------------------------------------------------0-------------------------|
e------3----------------------------------------------------------------------|
It's all over now, my granddad is dead.
G D C D
e--------------3-----------------------2--------------------0--------------------2--|
b--------------3-----------------------3--------------------1--------------------3--|
g--------------4-----------------------2--------------------0--------------------2--|
d-----0---------------------------0----------------0------------------------0-------|
a-------------------------------------------------------0---------------------------|
e---------3-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A mysterious blow, to his wrinkled old head.
G D C D
e--------------3-----------------------2-------------------0---------------------2--|
b--------------3-----------------------3-------------------1---------------------3--|
g--------------4-----------------------2-------------------0---------------------2--|
d-----0---------------------------0---------------0-------------------------0-------|
a------------------------------------------------------0----------------------------|
e---------3-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Before I collect, a small over sight.
C D G
e--------------0--------------------2-------------------------3--------|
b--------------1--------------------3----------------------------3-----|
g--------------0--------------------2----------------------4-----------|
d-----0------------------------0--------------------5---------------5--|
a---------0----------------0------------------5--------5---------------|
e-------------------------------------------------3--------------------|
But everything should work out all right.
C D G G G G G G
e------------------0---------------------2----------------3--------3--3-------3--3--3----|
b------------------1---------------------3---------------3---------3--3-------3--3--3----|
g------------------0---------------------2--------------4----------4--4-------4--4--4----|
d-----------------------------------0------------------5-----------5--5-------5--5--5----|
a-------------0---------------------------------------5------------5--5-------5--5--5----|
e----------------------------------------------------3-------------3--3-------3--3--3----|
I'll start working on my grandma tonight!
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