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Gerbil by Stephen Lynch
Gerbil
(pick the 1st verse)
A G D C
I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo
A G D C
If Richard Gere can do it, I can too.
A G D C
I get undressed and I start to lube
A G D C
I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube.
(strum the pre-chorus)
D A
Wondering just how he'll feel
D A
will he like it better than his little wheel
D A
careful now he's right beside me
D A
one more inch and he's inside me
D A D A D A D A
GO!!! Gerbil go!
(1st Chorus)
D A D A
Burrow harder, burrow deeper
D A D A
be my little chimney sweeper
D A D A
one thing I forgot about
C N/C
how am I supposed to get you out
(back to picking the verse)
A G D C
so now my gerbils won easy street
A G D C
it's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat
A G D C
the situation is beyond my control
A G D C
gotta find a way to get him out of his hole.
(sturm pre-chorus)
D A
I tried crowbars I tried wires
D A
I almost hurt'em with a pair of pliers
D A
I tried cheese but he's not biting
D A
I wish this wasn't so exciting
D A D A D A D A
Go!!! Gerbil Go!!!
(2nd Chorus)
D A D A
Jesus, I am such a sucker
D A D A
Please get out you fury fuuuahhh!
D A D A
I think I am getting ill
C N/C
suddenly he's very very still
(back to picking verse)
A G D C
Now it's too late my gerbil died
A G D C
I guess I have committed gerbacide
A G D C
here's some advice it's very clear cut
A G D A G D(now strum verse chords)
if you love your gerbil...don't stick him up your butt
C A
don't stick him up your butt
little fury gerbil in your booty hole
don't stick him up your booma whomma wam
(start babbling to the music,
kind of a scat like singing) (Ha! Scat...um...nevermind)
Yeah!
(end on chord A)
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version 2
(pick the 1st verse)
A G D C
I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo
A G D C
If Richard Gere can do it, I can too.
A G D C
I get undressed and I start to lube
A G D C
I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube.
(strum the pre-chorus)
Bb A
Wondering just how he'll feel
Bb A
will he like it better than his little wheel
Bb A
careful now he's right beside me
Bb C
one more inch and he's inside me
D F D F D F D F
GO!!! Gerbil go!
(1st Chorus)
D F D F
Burrow harder, burrow deeper
D F D F
be my little chimney sweeper
D F D F
one thing I forgot about
C N/C
how am I supposed to get you out
(back to picking the verse)
A G D C
so now my gerbils on easy street
A G D C
it's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat
A G D C
the situation is beyond my control
A G D C
gotta find a way to get him out of his hole.
(sturm pre-chorus)
Bb A
I tried crowbars I tried wires
Bb A
I almost got him with a pair of pliers
Bb A
I tried cheese but he's not biting
Bb A
I wish this wasn't so exciting
D F D F D F D F
Go!!! Gerbil Go!!!
(2nd Chorus)
D F D F
Jesus, I am such a sucker
D F D F
Please get out you fury fuuuahhh!
D F D F
I think I am getting ill
C N/C
suddenly he's very very still
(back to picking verse)
A G D C
Now it's too late my gerbil died
A G D C
I guess I have committed gerbacide
A G D C
here's some advice it's very clear cut
A G D (no C) A
if you love your gerbil...don't stick him up your butt
(Continue strumming verse chords)
don't stick him up your butt
little furry gerbil in your booty hole
don't stick him up your booma whomma wam
(start babbling to the music,
kind of a scat like singing) (Ha! Scat...um...nevermind)
Yeah!
(end on chord A)
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version 3
Standard Tuning
Main Riff 1A: Main Riff 1B:
A G D F A G Dsus2 F
e----0----------2---------- e---0------------0---------|
B----2-----0----3---------- B---2-----0----3-----------|
G----2-----0----2---------- G---2-----0--2-------------|
D----2-----0--------3-2---- D---2-----0---------3-2----|
A-0-----------0---3-------- A-0---------------3--------|
E------0-3--------------0-- E-----0-3---------------0--|
PreChorus:
e-5--4--5--4--5--4--8--8---| Play each chord 8 times
B-5--4--5--4--5--4--8--8---|
G-7--6--7--6--7--6--7--9---|
D-7--6--7--6--7--6--8--10--|
A-5--4--5--4--5--4--8--10--|
E-5--4--5--4--5--4--6--8---|
Chorus: C N/C
e-5-5-5-x-x-1-1-1-- Repeat, then e-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-------|
B-5-5-5-x-x-1-1-1-- B-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-------|
G-6-6-6-x-x-2-2-2-- G-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-------|
D-7-7-7-x-x-3-3-3-- D-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-------|
A-7-7-7-x-x-3-3-3-- A-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-------|
E-5-5-5-x-x-1-1-1-- E-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-------|
Lyrics:
Verse 1:
(Main Riff 1A)
I bought a grebil at the petting zoo
If Richard Gere can do it i can too
I got undressed, I start to lube
I stuck the gerbil at the end of the tube
PreChorus 1:
Wondering just how he'll feel
Will he like it better in his little wheel
Careful now he's right beside me
One more inch and, he's inside me
Chorus 1:
Go...Gerbil Go
Burrow harder, burrow deeper
Be my little chimney sweeper
One thing I forgot about
How am I supposed to get you out
(Main Riff 1B)
Verse 2:
Well now my Gerbils' on easy street
He's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat
The situation is beyond my control
Gotta find a way to get him out of his hole
PreChorus 2:
I tried crowbars, I tried wires
I almost hurt him with a pair of plyers
I tried cheese but he's not biting
I wish this wasn't so exciting
Chorus 2:
Go...Gerbil go
Jesus I am such a sucker!
Please get out you furry fu----
I think I am getting ill
Suddenly he's very, very still
(Main Riff 1B)
Verse 3:
Now it's too late, my gerbil died
I guess I have committed Gerbicide
Here's some advice, it's very clear cut
If you love your gerbil...(end on Dsus2)
Don't stick him up you butt(Main Riff 1B)
Dont stick him up your butt
Little furry gerbil in your booty-hole
Dont stick him up and...
He just mumbles and scats and you play this by simply strumming the Main Riff Chords- A,G,Dsus2,C)
End on A
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