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Down To The Old Pub Instead by Stephen Lynch
Down To The Old Pub Instead
INTRO:
G ^Ö D - C ^Ö D
VERSE 1:
G D
Lad it^Òs your duty to find you a lass
C D
with child-bearing hips and a pink supple ass
G D C D
And make her you wife and love her with love so true
G D
Now, some rivers run high some rivers run low
C D
When her river runs red then she starting her flow
G D C D
And it^Òs called menstruation and heres what I means to you
Em C
You will notice her bloomers are spartie? At first
G D
Stand back, her ovarian dams gonna burst
Em C
So don^Òt be afraid it’s a natural thing
G D
Just wind up some cotton and give her some string
C
Put the old linens on top of the bed
C D
get out of the house and go down to the old pub
G D C D
instead.
VERSE 2:
G D
She^Òll retain her water her breasts will be tender
C D
And every third word that you say will offend her
G D C D
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
G D
And she^Òll want to make love if you do you’re a fool
C D
Cause you^Òll only end up with a bloody ol’ tool
G D C D
Get out of the house, down to the old pub instead
Em C
And she^Òll want you to sample the fruit of her loins
G D
But son it^Òll taste like some old rusty coins
Em C
So turn off the lights boy and take off your hat
G D
And drop to your knees say a prayer to st pat
C
Then he^Òll give you the strength to get out of the bed
C D
And for Ireland^Òs sake go down to the old pub
G D C D
instead.
VERSE 3:
Em C
Now the pub is the place where the lads are a meeting
G D
When the moon^Òs full and the girls are a bleatin
Em C
The catholic, the protestant even the pagan
G D
The pub is the place when lady is raggin
C
So drink of your pint boys and thank your shamrocks
C
That as men folk we don^Òt have to bleed from our cocks
C
And that we can escape from the lady in red
C D
And get out of the house and go down to the old pub
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B]----------3-----
G]--------0-------
D]------0---------
A]----2-----------
E]--3-------------
instead.
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version 2
Verse: G D C D
Chorus: Em C G D C D G
[G]Lad, it's your duty to [D]find ye a lass
With [C]child-bearing hips and a [D]pink, supple ass
And [G]make her your wife and [D]love her with [C]love so [D]true
Now some [G]rivers run high, some [D]rivers run low
When her [C]river runs red, then she's [D]starting her flow
And it's [G]called menstr'ation, and [D]here's what it
[C]means to [D]you
You will [Em]notice her bloomers are [C]spotty at first
Stand [G]back -- her ovarian [D]dam's gonna burst
Son, [Em]don't be afraid, it's a [C]natural t'ing
Just [G]wad up some cotton and [D]hand her some string
[C]Put the old linens on top of the bed
Get [C]out of the house and go [D]down to the [G]old pub
ins[D]tead[C] [D]
She'll [G]retain her water, her [D]breasts will be tender
And [C]every third word that you [D]say will offend her
Get [G]out of the house and go [D]down to the old pub [C]instead [D]
And she'll [G]want to make love -- if you [D]do, you're a fool
'Cause you'll [C]only end up with a [D]bloody O'Toole
Get [G]out of the house – [D]down to the old pub [C]instead[D]
And she'll [Em]want you to sample the [C]fruit of her loins
But [G]son, it'll taste like some [D]old rusty coins
So [Em]turn off the light, boy, and [C]take off your hat
And [G]drop to your knees, say a [D]prayer to Saint Pat
Then he'll [C]give you the strength to get out of the bed
And for [C]Ireland's sake, go [D]down to the old pub
[G]instead [D] [C] [D]
Now the [Em]pub is the place where the [C]lads are a-meetin'
[G]When the moon's full and the [D]gals are a-bleedin'
The [Em]Catholic, the Protestant, [C]even the pagan
The [G]pub is the place when your [D]lady is raggin'
So [C]drink of your pint, boys, and thank your shamrocks
That as [C]menfolk we don't have to bleed from our cocks
And that [C]we can escape from the lady in red
And get [C]out of the house and go [D]down to the old pub
E------------3----|
B----------3------|
G--------0--------|
D------0----------|
A----2------------|
E--3--------------|
Instead.
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version 3
[fast] [faster]
Strumming pattern is somewhat just on feeling but a good starting pattern is: D D U U D DUDUDU
INTRO:
G D C D
VERSE 1:
G D
Lad it's your duty to find you a lass
C D
with child-bearing hips and a pink supple ass
G D C D
And make her you wife and love her with love so true
G D
Now, some rivers run high some rivers run low
C D
When her river runs red then she's starting her flow
G D C D
And it's called menstruation and here's what it means to you
Em C
You will notice her bloomers are spotty at first
G D
Stand back, her ovarian dam 'sgonna burst
Em C
Son, don't be afraid it's a natural thing
G D
Just wind up some cotton and hand her some string
C
Put the old linens on top of the bed
C D G D C D
get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead.
VERSE 2:
G D
She'll retain her water her breasts will be tender
C D
And every third word that you say will offend her
G D C D
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
G D
And she'll want to make love if you do you’re a fool
C D
Cause you'll only end up with a bloody ol’ tool
G D C D
Get out of the house, down to the old pub instead
Em C
And she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins
G D
But son it'll taste like some old rusty coins
Em C
So turn off the lights boy and take off your hat
G D
And drop to your knees say a prayer to saint pat
C
Then he'll give you the strength to get out of the bed
C D G D C D
And for Ireland's sake go down to the old pub instead.
VERSE 3:
Em C
Now the pub is the place where the lads are a meeting
G D
When the moon's full and the girls are a bleatin
Em C
The catholic, the protestant even the pagan
G D
The pub is the place when your lady is raggin
C
So drink of your pint boys and thank your shamrocks
C
That as men folk we don't have to bleed from our cocks
C
And that we can escape from the lady in red
C D G (strum slowly)
And get out of the house and go down ..(pause).. to the old pub instead.
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