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Delta Kai by Stephen Lynch
Delta Kai
Standard tuning
Intro: (bar chords) C Am C Am C Am F G
Verse:
C Am C Am
It's college time again, September's almost here.
C Am F G
Hanging with freshman girls, frat parties kegs of beer.
C Am C Am
I see I girl I've wanted, make sure it's Delta Kai,
C Am F G
We take some Oxycotton, and then we're getting high.
Prechorus:
F G F G
And then as I undress her, inside my sibulus...
F G (stop) G A B C
She says but wait, professor, this wasn't on the syllabus!
Chorus:
C Am C Am C Am C Am
I'm a bad professor, I'm a bad professor
C Am C Am G F
Ten year titty caresser, I'm a bad, bad bad
Verse:
Tutoring in my apartment, turned into a slow dance
Hey baby what's your minor, got your major in my pants
I love her student body, she wants a better grade,
I say if you roll over I'll throw in financial aid
Prechrous:
Preparing for your midterm, if you want I can help you cram
But who cares about the essay test, so let's skip ahead to the oral exam!
Chorus:
I'm a bad professor --that's a blowjob reference--
I'm a bad professor
Your money's on the dresser,
I'm a bad, bad, bad.
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