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Craig Christ by Stephen Lynch
Craig Christ
Chords:
EADGBe
Epow-...022xxx
Eaug-...032xxx
B7-.....0212xx
E-......022100
C9-.....320010
Am-.....002210
Intro:
Epow-Eaug x4
Epow-Eaug
Everyone knows Jesus
Epow-Eaug
The guy who healed the lame
Epow-Eaug
Well I am Jesus' brother
B7
Craig is my name
Epow-Eaug
Jesus is the prince of peace
Epow-Eaug
Jesus is the lamb
Epow-Eaug
Jesus is the son of god
B7
But Craig don't give a damn
E-C9
Because when Craig's in sight We'll party all damn night
E-C9
I don't turn water into wine but into Cold Coors Light
E-C9
I'm not my brother I know, don't walk on H20
E-C9
But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow
E-C9
I'm fuckin' Craig
E-C9
I'm fuckin' Craig
E-C9
Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig
Epow-Eaug
Craig Christ
Epow-Eaug x4
Epow-Eaug
I hang out with Leppers
Epow-Eaug
Barabas and Sodomay
Epow-Eaug
Jesus' friends are called apostles
B7
Those dudes are totally gay
Epow-Eaug
Jesus performs miracles
Epow-Eaug
From Galilee to Rome
Epow-Eaug
But it would be a miracle
B7
If he brought a fuckin' lady home
E-C9
Because while Jesus is prayin' fuckin' Craig is layin'
E-C9
Every lady in the testament you know what I'm sayin'
E-C9
I won't die for your sin, like my famous kin,
E-C9
But if you've got a younger sister then there's room at this inn
E-C9
I'm fuckin' Craig
E-C9
Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig
E-C9
Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig
Epow-Eaug
Craig Christ
Epow-Eaug x1
Am
Jesus was our mother's fave
E
All her love to him she gave
Am
But theres no sibling rivalry
B7
When hes nailed to that tree
E-C9
And now the question for you is not what would Jesus do
E-C9
But where will you be when the Craig machine comes partyin' through
E-C9
And if the lord will allow, ain't got to ask yourself how
E-C9
who and why and when and where is my messiah now
E-C9
Its fuckin' Craig
E-C9
Its fuckin' Craig
E-C9
Fuckin' Craig
E-C9
Fuckin' Craig
Epow-Eaug
Craig Christ
Epow-Eaug
Craig Christ
Epow-Eaug
Craig Christ
Epow-Eaug
I'm fuckin Craig
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version 2
Intro: Em - C - Em - C - Em - C - B7
Em C
Everyone knows Jesus
Em C
The man who healed the lame.
Em C
Well, I am Jesus' brother,
B7
Craig is my name.
Jesus is the Prince of Peace.
Jesus is the Lamb.
Jesus is the Son of God,
But Craig don't give a damn.
Em
Because when Craig's in sight,
C
We'll party all damn night.
Em
I don't turn water into wine,
C
But into cold Coors Light.
Em
I'm not my brother, I know,
C
Don't walk on H2O,
Em
But I got hydroponic shit
B7
That me and Judas grow.
Em C
I'm fuckin Craig.
Em C
I'm fuckin Craig.
Em C
I'm fuckin Craig.
Em C
Craig Christ.
Em - C - Em - C - B7
I hang out with lepers,
Barabas and Salome.
Jesus' friends are called Apostles -
Those dudes are totally gay.
Jesus performs miracles,
From Galilee to Rome.
But it would be a miracle,
If he brought a fuckin lady home.
Because while Jesus is prayin,
Fuckin Craig is layin,
Every lady in the Testament,
You know what I'm sayin'?
I won't die for your sin,
Like my famous kin.
But if you've got a little sister,
Then there's room at this inn.
I'm fuckin Craig.
I'm fuckin Craig.
I'm fuckin Craig.
Craig Christ.
Jesus was our mothers fave,
All her love to him she gave.
But there's no sibling rivalry,
When he's nailed to that tree.
And now the question for you,
Is not "What Would Jesus Do?"
But where will you be
When the Craig Machine comes partyin' through?
And if the Lord will allow,
You got to ask yourself how,
And who and why and when and where
Is your messiah now?
It's fuckin Craig.
fuckin Craig.
Fuckin Craig.
I'm Fucking Craig.
Craig Christ.
Craig Christ.
Craig Christ.
I'm fuckin Craig.
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version 3
Tuning: EADGBe
Chords used in the song.
Em-.....022xxx
Eaug-...032xxx
B7-.....0212xx
E-......022100
C9-.....320010
Am-.....002210
Intro:
Em----Eaug X4 Listen to the song for the rhythm its pretty easy to figure out.
Em Eaug
Everyone knows jesus
Em Eaug
The man who healed the lame
Em Eaug
Well I am Jesus' brother
B7
Craig is my name (Strum the B7 once)
Em Eaug
Jesus is the prince of peace
Em Eaug
Jesus is the lamb
Em Eaug
Jesus is the son of god
B7
But Craig dont give a damn
E C9
Because when Craigs in sight we party all damn night
E C9
Dont turn water into wine but into cold Coors light
E C9
Im not my brother I know, Dont walk on H2O
E C9
But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow
E C9
Im fuckin Craig
E C9
Im fuckin Craig
E C9
Yeah Im fuckin Craig
Em Eaug
Craig christ
Em------ Eaug X4
Em Eaug
I hang out with lepers
Em Eaug
Barabas and Sodomay
Em Eaug
Jesus' friends are called oppostles
B7
Those dudes are totally gay
Em Eaug
Jesus performs miracles
Em Eaug
From Galilee to Rome
Em Eaug
But it would be a miracle
B7
If he brought a fuckin lady home
E C9
Because while jesus is prayin fuckin Craig is layin
E C9
Every lady in the testament you know what Im sayin
E C9
I wont die for your sin, like my famous kin
E C9
But if youve got a little sister then there's room at this in
E C9
Im fuckin Craig
E C9
Yeah Im fuckin Craig
E C9
Yeah Im fuckin Craig
Em Eaug
Craig Christ
Em----Eaug X1
Am
Jesus was our mothers fav
E
All her love to him she gave
Am
But there's no sibling rivalry
B7
When he's nailed to that tree
Em C9
And now the question for you is not what would jesus do
Em C9
But where will you be when the craig machine comes partyin through
Em C9
And if the lord will allow, aint got to ask yourself how
Em C9
Who and why and when and where is my messiah now
Em C9
Its fuckin' Craig
Em C9
Its fuckin' Craig
Em C9
Fuckin' Craig
Em C9
Fuckin' Craig
Em Eaug
Craig Christ
Em Eaug
Craig Christ
Em Eaug
Craig Christ
Em Eaug
Im fuckin' Craig
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