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Fuck Her Gently by Tenacious D
Fuck Her Gently
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(spoken)
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
(sung)
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smoochies too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say "Please"
Sometimes you got to say "Hey,
I'm gonna fuck you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly"
And then you say "Hey I brought you flowers"
And then you say "Wait a minute Sally"
"I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' team work!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I fuckin bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard, hard!
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version 2
Chords used in this song :
D
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A ---|---|---|---|---|
E ---|---|---|---|---| F#m
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E ---|-x-|---|---|---| Em
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Bm
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E ---|-o-|---|---|---| C
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Bb7
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D F#m
You don't always have to fuck her hard, In
Em A
Fact sometimes that's not right ... to do.
D F#m
Sometimes you gotta make some love
Em A
And fuckin give her some smooches too
Bm G
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Bm G
Sometimes you got to say please
D A
Sometimes you got to say hey:
D F#m
I'm gonna fuck you .... softly
Em A
I'm gonna screw you gently
D F#m
I'm gonna hump you.... sweetly
Em A
I'm gonna ball you ... discretely---
Bm G
And then you say, Hey I brought you flowers
D A
And then you say, Wait a minute sally!
B G Em
I think I got something in my teeth could you get it out for me?
A
That's fuckin' Teamwork!
D F#m
What's your favorite posish?
Em A D
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
F#m
What's your favorite dish?
Em A
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!
Bm G
And then I'm gonna love you completely
D A
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discretely
Bm G
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely
D
But then...
Em A C G D
I'm gonna fuck ---- you ----- haaaaaaaaaard-------
Bb7 C D
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!!!
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version 3
Intro:
(D) (F#m) (Em)
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(A)
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Main Riff/Verse:
(D) (F#m) (Em)
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G|------------2-------2------------2------2-----------0------0---------------|
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A|--------------------------4-------------------2----------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
(A)
e|--------0------0-----0-----------------------------------------------------|
B|----------2------2---------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------2------2-------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----0---------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Chords:
-Verse1:
D, F#m, Em, A *2
Bm, G *2
D, A
-Chorus1:
D, F#m, Em, A *2
-Verse2:
Bm, G
D, A
Bm, G, Em, A
D, F#m, Em, A *2
-Chorus2:
Bm, G
D, A
Bm, G
Ending:
D, Em, A
C, G, D
Bb7, C, D
-Verse1:
You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that's not
right to do. Sometimes you gotta make some love, and fuckin give her
some smooches too. Sometimes you got to squeeze. Sometimes you got
to say please. Sometimes you got to say hey:
-Chorus1:
I'm gonna fuck yoooooooouuuuuuuu softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump yooooouuuuuu sweetly
I'm gonna ball yooooouuuuuu discretely
-Verse2:
And then you say, Hey I brought you flowers
And then you say, Wait a minute sally! I think I got something in my
teeth could you get it out for me? That's fuckin' Teamwork!
What's your favorite posish? That's cool with me it's not my
favorite but I'll do it for you. What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!
-Chorus2:
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discretely
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely
-Ending:
But then...
I'm gonna fuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu haaaaaaaaaard.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!!!
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version 4
Tuning: Standard
Chords: D F#m Em A Adom7 Bm G G(ver2) C D(ver2)
E 5 9 7 5 5 7 7 3 0 2
B 7 10 8 5 5 7 8 3 1 3
G 7 11 9 6 6 7 7 0 0 2
D 7 11 9 7 5 9 9 0 2 0
A 5 9 7 7 7 9 10 2 3 x
E x x x 5 5 7 x 3 x x
D F#m Em Adom7
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D-------7-----7---|-------11----11---|-------9-----9---|-----5-----------|
A-5---------------|-9----------------|-7---------------|---7-------------|
E-----------------|------------------|-----------------|-5---------------|
This is a song for the ladies but fellas listen closely
D F#m Em A
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G-----7-----7-----|-----11----11-----|-----9-----9-----|-------6---6-----|
D-------7-----7---|-------11----11---|-------9-----9---|-----7-------7---|
A-5---------------|-9----------------|-7---------------|---7-------------|
E-----------------|------------------|-----------------|-5---------------|x2
You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes thats not right to do
Sometimes you gotta make some love, and fucking give her some smooches two.
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Bm G
Sometimes you got to say please
Bm G
Sometimes you got to say hey
D A
D F#m Em A
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B---7-----7-----7-|---10----10----10-|---8-----8-----8-|---------5------|
G-----7-----7-----|-----11----11-----|-----9-----9-----|-------6--------|
D-------7-----7---|-------11----11---|-------9-----9---|-----5----------|
A-5---------------|-9----------------|-7---------------|---7------------|
E-----------------|------------------|-----------------|-5--------------|x2
I'm gonna Fuck you softly, I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly, I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey i bought you flowers
Bm G
And then you say "wait a minute sally"
D A
I think i got something in my teeth
Bm G
Could you get it out for me, thats fucking teamwork
D A
D F#m Em A
E-----------------|------------------|-----------------|----------------|
B---7-----7-----7-|---10----10----10-|---8-----8-----8-|---------5------|
G-----7-----7-----|-----11----11-----|-----9-----9-----|-------6--------|
D-------7-----7---|-------11----11---|-------9-----9---|-----5----------|
A-5---------------|-9----------------|-7---------------|---7------------|
E-----------------|------------------|-----------------|-5--------------|x2
Whats your favorite position? That's cool with me, Its not my favorite,but I'll do it
you
Whats your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it, but ill order it from Zanzibar
(on zanzibar strum the A chord to the rhythm of the word)
And then I'm gonna love you completely
Bm G
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
D A
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
Bm G
But then I'm gonna fuck you haaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaarrrrrd
D A C G(ver2) D(ver2)
Haaaaaaaarrrrrrrrddddddddddd
C G(ver2) D(ver2)
(spoken)
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
(sung)
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smoochies too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say "Please"
Sometimes you got to say "Hey,
I'm gonna fuck you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly"
And then you say "Hey I brought you flowers"
And then you say "Wait a minute Sally"
"I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' team work!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I fuckin bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard, hard!
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version 5
C Am
You don't always have to fuck her hard, In
Dm G
Fact sometimes that's not right ... to do.
C Am
Sometimes you gotta make some love
Dm G
And fuckin give her some smooches too
Am F
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Am F
Sometimes you got to say please
C G
Sometimes you got to say hey:
C Am
I'm gonna fuck you .... softly
Dm G
I'm gonna screw you gently
C Am
I'm gonna hump you.... sweetly
Dm G
I'm gonna ball you ... discretely---
Am F
And then y
ou say, Hey I brought you flowers
C G
And then you say, Wait a minute sally!
C F Dm
I think I got something in my teeth could you get it out for me?
G
That's fuckin' Teamwork!
C Am
What's your favorite posish?
Dm G C
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
Am
What's your favorite dish?
Dm G
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!
Am F
And then I'm gonna love you completely
C G
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discretely
Am F
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely
C
But then...
Dm G Dm F C
I'm gonna fuck ---- you ----- haaaaaaaaaard-------
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