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Bowling Song by Stephen Lynch
Bowling Song
INTRO:
Dsus2 - Bb (x4)
VERSE 1:
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
You watch me on...
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
Saying that my job...
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
Saying I am...
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
You think my sport's...
G
But you can't judge....
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
shoes. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
VERSE 2:
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
So I don't get...
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
Got a mullet from...
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
I'm known throughout the...
G
as the prophet....
CHORUS:
C5 G5 Eb5 C5 G5 Bb
And as I roll the ball....
C5 G5 Eb5 F
die!" I'm almighty Malachai....
C5 G5 Eb5
God. The smell of....
C5 G5 Eb5
high. Kiss those....
C5 G5 Eb5 F
bye. I'm almighty Malachai....
Dsus2 - Bb (x4)
God.
VERSE 3:
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
Got a ball that's....
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
I keep it in my....
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
I get a feeling in....
G
As I finger....
CHORUS:
C5 G5 Eb5 C5 G5 Eb5
And as I roll the ball....
C5 G5 Eb5 F
die!" I'm almighty Malachai....
C5 G5 Eb5
God. The smell of....
C5 G5 Eb5
high. Kiss those....
C5 G5 Eb5 F
bye. I'm almighty Malachai....
BRIDGE:
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
Not a single man....
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
All who challenge me....
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
Marshall Holman, Gary Dickens....
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
John Petraglia, Norm Duke....
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
Who among the pro bowl....
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
Not that pussy Nelson Burton....
Dsus2 Bb Dsus2 Bb
Hey Mark Roth! Hey Earl the Pearl....
Dsus2 Bb
How 'bout Dickie Weber....
Dsus2 Bb
I'll turn the motherfuckers....
CHORUS:
C5 G5 Eb5 C5 G5 Eb5
And as I roll the ball....
C5 G5 Eb5 F
die!" I'm almighty Malachai....
C5 G5 Eb5
God. The smell of....
C5 G5 Eb5
high. Kiss those....
C5 G5 Eb5 F
bye. I'm almighty Malachai....
C5
bowling God!
G5 Eb5 C5 G5 Eb5 C5 G5 Eb5
Yeah!
F C
The bowling God.
End on C.
Chords used:
Bb.....x13331
C......332010
C5.....x35553
Dsus2..xx0230
Eb5....x68886
G......320033
G5.....355433
F......133211
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version 2
VERSE:
[B5][G][B5] [G] [B5][G][B5][G] <---Follow this pattern through verse!
You watch me on your TV.
Say that my job is easy.
Say I am not athletic.
You think my sport's pathetic.
[E]
But you can't judge me 'till you walked a mile in my bowling shoes.
So I don't get all the ladies.
Gotta mullet from the 80's
I am known throughout the valleys.
As the prophet of alleys.
CHORUS:
[Am] [E] [G] [Am] [E]
[G]
And as I roll the ball I cry, "Let me bowl or let me die!"
[Am][E] [G] [D]
I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling god.
[Am] [E] [G]
The smell of resin gets my high.
[Am] [E] [G] [Am]
Kiss those fucking pins goodbye!
[Am][E] [G] [D]
I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling... the bowling...
[B5][G][B5][G]...etc.
GOD!!!!
Got a ball that's smooth and all black.
I keep it in my lucky ball sack.
I get a feeling in my soul.
As I finger every hole.
And as I roll the ball I cry, "Let me bowl or let me die!"
I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling god.
The smell of resin gets my high.
Kiss those motherfucking pins goodbye!
I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling... bowling...
(This part is played with only [B5] and [G] just like in the vese)
Not a single man will try, to beat Almighty Malachi.
All who challenge me are slain.
Come on, fuckers, pick a lane.
Marshall Holden, Gary Dickens, get in line for your ass kickins'.
John Patraglia, Norm Duke, your so lame it makes me puke.
Who among the pro-bowl sector.
Dares to don his wrist protector.
Not that pussy Nelson Burton, tells me that his wrist is hurtin'.
Hey my prophet, Earl the Pearl, are ya' scared to give the ball a hurl?
How bout' Dicky Weber and his son Pete? I'll turn the motherfuckers to cream of wheat!
And as I roll the ball I cry, "Let me bowl or let me die!"
I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling god.
The smell of resin gets my high.
Kiss those fucking pins goodbye!
I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling... bowling god!!
Yeaaaaaaah!
The bowling god!
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