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Lion 2012 Full Album by Stephen Lynch
Lion 2012 Full Album
SONGS:
1. Tattoo
2. No Meat
3. So This Is Outer Space?
4. Lorelei
5. Lion
6. Tennessee
7. Let Me Inside
8. The Night I Laid You Down
9. Too Jesusy
10. The Gathering
11. You'll Do
12. Whiskey Dick
13. Hey Love
1.
T a t t o o
Tuning: E (Standard) Capo 2nd Fret
[Capo 3rd Fret when played live]
CHORDS [relative to capo]:
Am C Cadd9 D G
e]---0----0----0----2----3---|
B]---1----1----1----3----0---|
G]---0----0----0----2----0---|
D]---2----2----0----0----0---|
A]---0----3----2---------2---|
E]-----------------------3---|
INTRO:
||: G / / / | D / / / | C / / Cadd9 | Am / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
G D C Cadd9 Am
You got a unicorn, butterfly, angel wings - inner thigh
G D C Cadd9 Am
Queer tattoo, that's a queer tattoo
G D C Cadd9 Am
Flaming skull smoking pot, that's the opposite of not a
G D C Cadd9 Am
Queer tattoo, it's a queer tattoo
VERSE 2:
G D C Cadd9 Am
You got a Tweety Bird, you got a school mascot, you got a Hello Kitty; tell you what you got
G D C Cadd9 Am
Got a queer tattoo, such a queer tattoo
G D C Cadd9 Am
You think that symbol in Japanese means "strength" or "honor" - nigger, please
G D C Cadd9 Am
It means "queer tattoo", that's a queer tattoo
INTERLUDE:
||: G / / / | D / / / | C / / Cadd9 | Am / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 3:
G D C Cadd9 Am
Any lower back tattoo is queer, it might as well say "Insert Cock Here"
G D C Cadd9 Am
Whore tattoo, that's a whore tattoo
G D C Cadd9 Am
And that teardrop under your eye, that you got in prison 'cause you killed a guy
G D C Cadd9 Am
That's a… cool tattoo; Sir, that's cool tattoo
VERSE 4:
G D C Cadd9 Am
You got a comedy mask, got a tragedy mask, any fucking mask then you must've asked
G D C Cadd9 Am
For a queer tattoo, "Give me your most queer tattoo"
G D C Cadd9 Am
Your child's name with the words "Be strong" would be beautiful, but they spelt 'strong' wrong
G D C Cadd9 Am
Yeah, they spelled it 'stong' - your stupid kid will now be 'stong'
G D C Cadd9 Am
How the hell they get that wrong? Weren't you watching when they put that shit on?
INTERLUDE:
||: G / / / | D / / / | C / / Cadd9 | Am / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 5:
G D C Cadd9 Am
You love your laughing Jesus tat, but that's just Jesus laughing at your
G D C Cadd9 Am
Queer tattoos, so many queer tattoos
G D C Cadd9 Am
I guess you got that tribal-band from a tribe indigenous to the land of
G D C Cadd9 Am
Queer tattoos, really queer tattoos
VERSE 6:
G D C Cadd9 Am
You got barbed wire, you got a poker Ace, got that fucked up thing on Mike Tyson's face
G D C Cadd9 Am
Got a queer tattoo, a seriously queer tattoo
G D C Cadd9 Am
And by 'queer' I just mean 'bad', it wouldn't mean gay unless you had
G D C Am
A pink triangle on a rainbow flag, with a bear wearing leather and a red ball gag
G D C Cadd9 Am
That's a queer tattoo; a literally queer tattoo
OUTRO:
|| G / / / | D / / / | C / / Cadd9 | Am / / / ||
2.
N o M e a t
Tuning: E (Standard), Capo 5th Fret
CHORDS [relative to capo]:
Am C Cmaj9 F G
e]---0----0----0----x----3---|
B]---1----1----1----1----3---|
G]---2----0----0----2----0---|
D]---2----2----0----3----0---|
A]---0----3----2---(0)---2---|
E]------------------x----3---|
INTRO:
Am G C
e]--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B]-----------1-----------------0--------------------------------------------|
G]-----2-----------0-----0-----------0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0--|
D]--------2-----2-----------0-----0-----------0-----2-----3-----2-----0-----|
A]--0-----------------------------------3-----------------------------------|
E]--------------------3-----------------------------------------------------|
Am G C
e]--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B]-----------1-----------------0--------------------------------------------|
G]-----2-----------0-----0-----------0-----0-----0-----0--------------------|
D]--------2-----2-----------0-----0-----------0-----2-----3----------(2p0)--|
A]--0-----------------------------------3-----------------------------------|
E]--------------------3-----------------------------------------------------|
Am G C C
e]--------------------------------------------------0-----0-0-0-------0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0--|
B]-----------1-----------------0--------------------1-----1-1-1-------1-1-1--1-1-1-1-1--|
G]-----2-----------0-----0-----------0--------------0-----0-0-0-------0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0--|
D]--------2-----2-----------0-----0-----------------0h2---2-2-2-------2-2-2--0h2-2-2-2--|
A]--0-----------------------------------3-----------3-----3-3-3--3----3-3-3--3-3-3-3-3--|
E]--------------------3-----------------------------------------------------------------|
VERSE 1:
C F Am G
Vegan living, so healthy and clean
C F Am G
So much brown rice, so many mung beans
G F C F C
And no meat - not one bite of meat
F C F C
Juicy meat - succulent meat
CHORUS 1:
G F C
Instead I get gluten and seaweed stew
G F C
Rice, milk, and lentils, and fucking tofu
G F C
I respect every creature, from horse, fly, to cow
C G F C
But I'd blow a goat for some bacon right now
C G F C Cmaj9
Yeah, I'd blow a goat for some bacon right now
TRANSITION 1:
|| Am / / / | G / / / | C / / / | F / / / |
| Am / / / | G / / / | C / / / | C / / / | C / / / | C / / / ||
VERSE 2:
C F Am G
You eat your southern fried chicken and, well I'll just have fruit
C F Am G
How's that t-bone? No, really, it's cool - I'll just chew on this turnip root
G F C
With a couple chickpeas
F C
Kill me please
CHORUS 2:
G F C
I'm tired of humus and bulgar wheat
G F C
Tofurky, tofuckyourself, I want some meat
G F C
I respect every creature, the birds and the bees
C G F C
But I'd eat the shit out some Whopper with cheese
C G F C Cmaj9
Believe me, I'd fug up that Whopper with cheese
TRANSITION 2:
||: Am / / / | G / / / | C / / / | F / / / :|| x7
|| Am / / / | G / / / | C / / / | C / / / | C / / / | C / / / ||
CHORUS 3/OUTRO:
G F C
Alfalfa sprouts, and a red beet
G F C
A handful of Trail Mix, mm-mmm, what a treat
G F C
How about some soy yoghurt served in a bowl?
C G F C
I'd rather eat a hobo's asshole
C G F C
Yeah, I'd rather eat a hobo's asshole
3.
S o T h i s I s O u t e r S p a c e ?
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
A B C#m E F#m
e]---0----x----4----0----2---|
B]---2----4----5----0----2---|
G]---2----4----6----1----2---|
D]---2----4----6----2----4---|
A]---0----2----4----2----4---|
E]------------------0----2---|
INTRO:
||: C#m / / / | A / / / | E / / / | B / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
E A F#m
So this is outer space? What a lovely place
B (E)
I can't wait to tell the human race
E A F#m
Hello alien, will you be my friend?
B (E)
Wait, there's something I can't comprehend
PRE-CHORUS 1:
E A F#m
It's not outer space at all, I'm just at the mall
B
Holy shit, I'm freaking out ya'll
CHORUS 1:
C#m A E B C#m
You're on a-cid, you're on a-cid
C#m A E
You're on a-cid
B (C#m)
Oh, that's right, let's go to the arcade
TRANSITION 1:
||: C#m / / / | A / / / | E / / / | B / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 2:
E A F#m
LSD will keep my sane, help me reach a higher plane
B (E)
According to the spiders in my brain
E A F#m
Hey there's a girl I know, I should say hello
B (E)
But her face is melting, gotta go
PRE-CHORUS 2:
E A F#m
Whoa, I'm freaking out again, where's that alien?
B
I need him to tell me that this trip will end
CHORUS 2:
C#m A E B C#m
You're on a-cid, you're on a-cid
C#m A E
You're on a-cid
B
All the colors, pretty colors
BRIDGE:
A E B C#m
I met the devil, he was at the Cinnabon
A E B
With a monkey named Romone
A E B C#m
Whoa, there was dancing on a seven-headed snake
A E B
Man, this acid's way too strong
A B (C#m)
Acid's way too strong
TRANSITION 2:
||: C#m / / / | A / / / | E / / / | B / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 3:
E A F#m
In a psychedelic state, watch my pupils dilate
B (E)
Staring in this mirror for three hours straight
E A F#m
My reflection starts to glow, then says "Man, it's time to go"
B (E)
Hey, reflection, please don't harsh my mellow bro
VERSE 4:
E A F#m
Whoa, there's that alien! Sir, we meed again
B (E)
I've got a tab of window pane for you my friend
E A F#m
Take too much, you'll peak too soon, what a crazy afternoon
B
Me and an alien are tripping balls to the moon
CHORUS 3/OUTRO:
C#m A E B C#m
We're on a-cid, we're on a-cid
C#m A E
We're on a-cid
B E
I got some left for the devil and Romone
4.
L o r e l e i
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
A A6 A6* A7 A7* Bbdim Bm C D D* D7 G
e]--x----0----2----3----0----0----2----0----2----5----8----3--|
B]--2----2----2----2----2----2----3----1----3----7----7----0--|
G]--2----2----2----2----0----0----4----0----2----7----7----0--|
D]--2----4----2----2----2----2----4----2----0----7----7----0--|
A]--0----0----0----0----0----1----2----3---------5----5----2--|
E]---------------------------------------------------------3--|
INTRO:
|| D / G | D / A | D / G | D / A ||
VERSE 1:
D D* D7 G C G D
Lorelei, Lorelei had a la- -zy eye
A A6 A Bbdim Bm A G
Straight ahead she would stare and still see shit over there
D A (D)
With her la-zy eye
TRANSITION 1:
|| D / G | D / A | D / G | D / A ||
VERSE 2:
D D* D7 G C G D G D
Annabel, Annabel had an odd, odd odd smell
A A6 A Bbdim Bm A G
Cigarettes and gin, with some ball-sweat mixed in
D A (D)
Such an odd, odd smell
TRANSITION 2:
|| D / G | D / A | D / G | D / A ||
|| A / A6 | A7 A6* A | Bm / A | G / / ||
|| D / / | A7* / / ||: D / G | D / A :||
VERSE 3:
D D* D7 G C G D
Donna Ruth, Donna Ruth had a sna-ggletooth
A A6 A Bbdim Bm A G
Smile would win her no fans, but she could open some cans
D A (D)
With her snaggletooth
TRANSITION 3:
|| D / G | D / A | D / G | D / / ||
VERSE 4:
D D* D7 G C G D
Mary Claire, Mary Claire had long, long red hair
A A6 A Bbdim Bm A G
Soft and silky, I swear, but her asshole is where
D A (D)
She had long red hair
TRANSITION 4:
|| D / G | D / A | D / G | D / / ||
BRIDGE:
A G D
Whoa, these ladies were lovely, so I don't know why
A A6 A G D
I sent them all packing, yeah I let them all fly
A G D
I should be cool, give them a-nother try
A A6 A G A
Except for the one with the lazy eye - can't get passed that one
VERSE 5/OUTRO:
D D* D7 G C G D
Rosario, Rosario was from Me-xico
A A6 A Bbdim Bm A G
There's nothing wrong with that, but her ankles were fat
D A D
So she had to go
A A6 A Bbdim Bm A G
Nothing wrong with that, but her ankles were fat
D A D
So she had to go
5.
L i o n
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
C Em G
e]---0-----0-----3---|
B]---1-----0-----0---|
G]---0-----0-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----0---|
A]---3-----2-----2---|
E]---------0-----3---|
INTRO [NARRATION]:
"Howdy, folks. This next song is a story of a gal who just
couldn't choose between to fellers. One was about the nicest
guy you ever met, and the other one, well, he's kind of a
dick. Let's listen in as these boys settle it the only way
they know how; through singing. And a 1, and a 2... "
CHORUS 1:
G C Em G C Em
ALL: Make a choice - will it be
G C Em
#1: A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
G C Em
#2: Or a guy like me?
VERSE 1:
G C Em
#1: I would comfort you when you're sad
G C Em
#2: Well, I would just leave you crying
G C Em
#1: I would protect you if a lion attacked you
G C Em
#2: Not trying to fuck with no lion
VERSE 2:
G C Em
#1: I would fight a man for your honor
G C Em
#2: I don't know no kung fu
G C Em
#1: I'd carry you across a muddy field
G
#2: Bitch, these Jordans are new(!)
CHORUS 2:
G C Em G C Em
ALL: Make a choice - will it be
G C Em
#1: A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
G C Em
#2: Or a guy like me?
VERSE 3:
G C Em
#1: I would read you romantic poetry
G C Em
#2: I'll leave that shit on the shelf
G C Em
#1: My love making would be sweet and tender
G C Em
#2: This thing ain't sucking itself, no
VERSE 4:
G C Em
#1: I would take you to the finest restaurants
G C Em
#2: Here's an old Baby Ruth
G C Em
#1: I would tell you how pretty you look tonight
G
#2: And I would tell you the truth
CHORUS 3:
G C Em G C Em
ALL: Make a choice - will it be
G C Em
#1: A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
G C Em
#2: Or a guy like me?
BRIDGE 1:
G C Em
ALL: But ba-by, baby
G C Em
#1: The choice is up to you
G C Em
ALL: So pick me quickly
G C Em
#2: 'Cause I've got shit to do
G C Em
ALL: It's true dear, I do dear
G C Em
#1: I want you to be mine
G C Em
ALL: But let's be clear here
G
#2: I'm still not fighting no lion...
TRANSITION 1:
||: G / C / | Em / / / | G / C / | Em / / / :|| (x4)
[NARRATION]:
"Let's see what happens next... "
VERSE 5:
G C Em
#1: Every day I'd say how much I love you
G C Em
#2: ... I would not
G C Em
#1: I'd surprise you with gifts and flowers
G C Em
#2: I'd spend your money on pot, yeah
VERSE 4:
G C Em
#1: We would stay up all night just talking
G C Em
#2: I'd fall asleep when I came
G C Em
#1: I'd spell your name out with a thousand rose petals
G
#2: I don't remember your name!
CHORUS 4:
G C Em G C Em
ALL: Make a choice - will it be
G C Em
#1: A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
G C Em
#2: Or a guy like me?
CHORUS 5:
G C Em G C Em
ALL: Make a choice - will it be
G C Em
#1: A guy who really, really loves you baby, baby
G
#2: Or a guy like me?
OUTRO [NARRATION]:
"See? I told you he was kind of a dick. "
6.
T e n n e s s e e
Tuning: E (Standard), Capo 4th Fret
CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]:
Am C Cmaj9 F G
e]---0----0----0----x----3---|
B]---1----1----1----1----0---|
G]---2----0----0----2----0---|
D]---2----2----0----3----0---|
A]---0----3----2---(0)---2---|
E]-----------------------3---|
INTRO:
||: C / / F | C / / F :|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
C F C
I've seen rocky mountains and great lakes
C G
Stood beneath the redwood tree
F C Cmaj9 Am F
But wherever I go my heart aches
C G C Cmaj9
For a place called Tennessee
CHORUS 1:
Am F C G
Oh, come with me
F C F G
Where the whiskey flows like wine and the meth labs are divine
Am F C G
Oh, I wanna be
F C F G
Where the sweet tobacco grows and it's picked by poor Negros
N/C (C)
In Tennessee
TRANSITION 1:
|| C / / F | C / / F ||
VERSE 2:
C F C
Well, it's a place where dueling banjos play
C G
And the mountain folk run free
F C Cmaj9 Am F
Where the children can spell 'K.K.K.'
C G C Cmaj9
But can not spell Tennessee
CHORUS 2:
Am F C G
Oh, come with me
F C F G
Where every cheek filled with chew, and no-one's ever seen a Jew
Am F C G
Oh, I wanna be
F C F G
Where the hotdogs are deep fried - that's the reason Elvis died
N/C (C)
In Tennessee
TRANSITION 2:
|| C / / F | C / / F ||
INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE [verse chords]:
|| C / / / | F / C / | C / / / | G / / / |
| F / C Cmaj9 | Am / F / | C / G / | C / / Cmaj9 |
CHORUS 3:
Am F C G
Oh, come with me
F C F G
Where the baptist preachers shout that if you're gay, you best get out
Am F C G
Oh, I wanna be
F C F G
Where hospitality's the thing, just ask Martin Luther King
N/C (C)
Shot in Tennessee
TRANSITION 3:
||: C / / F | C / / F :|| (x2)
VERSE 3:
C F C
The birthplace of Aretha, Queen of Soul
C G
The B.B. King, and Al Gore
F C Cmaj9 Am F
Well, I'm not saying it's a shit hole
C G C Cmaj9
But they don't live there anymore
CHORUS 4:
Am F C G
Oh, I wanna see
F C F G
Mountain Dew in every cup, and all the dentists just gave up
Am F C G
Oh, come with me
F C F G
In my flat-bed pick-up truck; that's where the classy ladies fuck
N/C F
In Tennessee
F C
Oh, in Tennessee
7.
L e t M e I n s i d e
Tuning: E (Standard), Capo 4th Fret
CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]:
Am7 C Cmaj7/B Cmaj9
e]---0------0------0------0---|
B]---1------1------1------1---|
G]---0------0------0------0---|
D]---2------2------2------0---|
A]---0------3------2------2---|
E]----------------------------|
INTRO:
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B
e]-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B]--------1---------------1---------------1---------------1--------|
G]--------------0---------------0---------------0---------------0--|
D]-----2-----2---------2-----2---------2-----2---------2-----2-----| (x4)
A]--3---------------2---------------0---------------2--------------|
E]-----------------------------------------------------------------|
VERSE 1:
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
Will you show me your heart, will you open it wide?
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
Expose the raw nerves, will you let me inside?
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
Can you tear down the wall, for the motor has dried
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
Will you show me your heart, will you let me inside?
TRANSITION 1:
C Cmaj9 Am7 Cmaj9
e]--------0---------------0---------------0---------------0--------|
B]--------------1---------------1---------------1---------------1--|
G]-----0-----0---------0-----0---------0-----0---------0-----0-----|
D]-----------------------------------------------------------------| (x2)
A]--3---------------2---------------0---------------2--------------|
E]-----------------------------------------------------------------|
VERSE 2:
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
There's not to infer, and nothing implied
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
I literally mean, will you let me inside?
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
I'm at your front door, it's not open - I tried
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
It's cold as balls out here, let me inside
TRANSITION 2:
||: C / / | Cmaj9 / / | Am7 / / | Cmaj9 / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 3:
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
You know when it's dark I get terrified
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
Come on, seriously, will you let me inside?
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
Think I just saw a possum, all beady-eyed
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
Those things fucking scare me, please let me inside
TRANSITION 2:
||: C / / | Cmaj9 / / | Am7 / / | Cmaj9 / / :|| (x2)
"Let me inside"
VERSE 4:
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
Are you angry with me, are you preoccupied?
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
Are you taking a shit and can't let me inside?
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
I can smell from the kitchen, the food that you fried
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
I've had half of a PowerBar, let me inside
TRANSITION 3:
||: C / / | Cmaj9 / / | Am7 / / | Cmaj9 / / :|| (x2)
"Let me inside"
VERSE 5:
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
How can this situation be rectified?
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
Hey, here's an idea - fucking let me inside
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
Tried to climb through your window, but I was too wide
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
You should get bigger windows or let me inside
TRANSITION 4:
||: C / / | Cmaj9 / / | Am7 / / | Cmaj9 / / :|| (x2)
"Let me inside"
VERSE 5:
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
Are you with a new guy that you're trying to hide?
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
Girl, I'm down for a threesome, just let me inside
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
Okay, that's the last straw, I'm a man, I've got pride
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
And my toesies are freezing, please let me inside
TRANSITION 4:
||: C / / | Cmaj9 / / | Am7 / / | Cmaj9 / / :|| (x2)
"Let me inside"
VERSE 6/OUTRO:
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B
e]-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B]--------1---------------1---------------1---------------1--------|
G]--------------0---------------0---------------0---------------0--|
D]-----2-----2---------2-----2---------2-----2---------2-----2-----| (x2)
A]--3---------------2---------------0---------------2--------------|
E]-----------------------------------------------------------------|
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B
e]-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B]-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G]-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D]-----------------------------------------------------------------| (x2)
A]--3---------------2---------------0---------------2--------------|
E]-----------------------------------------------------------------|
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
Will you show me your heart, will you open it wide?
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
Expose the raw nerves, will you let me inside?
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B (C)
Can you tear down the wall, for the motor has dried
C Cmaj7/B Am7 Cmaj7/B
'Til then I'll be sitting here, waiting out...
8.
T h e N i g h t I L a i d Y o u D o w n
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
C D Em G Gmaj7/F#
e]---0----2----0----3----3---|
B]---1----3----0----0----0---|
G]---0----2----0----0----0---|
D]---2----0----2----0----0---|
A]---3---------2----2----x---|
E]-------------0----3----2---|
INTRO:
||: G / / C | G / / / | D / / C | G / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 1 [Stephen]:
G C G
We were young, maybe twenty
D C G
You wore a white dressing gown
G C G
Drinking wine and dancing slowly
D C G Gmaj7/F#
On the night I laid you down
CHORUS 1 [Stephen]:
Em C G Gmaj7/F#
And the moonlight revealed your body
Em C D
As the radio played some old Phil Collins songs
G C G
And we believed in something holy
D C G
On the night I laid you down
TRANSITION 1:
|| G / / C | G / / / | D / / C | G / / / ||
VERSE 2 [Courtney]:
G C G
We had love in our eyes
D C G
We passion in our souls
G C G
There was fire in our kisses
D C G Gmaj7/F#
But it was not a Phil Collins song
CHORUS 2 Courtney + (Stephen) + [both]:
Em C G
It might have been like Mike + The Mechanics
(I don't know who that is)
Gmaj7/F# Em C D
Yes, you do, he was the other guy in Genesis
G C G
(Mmmm, I'm pretty sure that it was Phil Collins)
No, it wasn't
D C G
[On this night I laid you down]
TRANSITION 2:
|| G / / C | G / / / | D / / C | G / / / ||
VERSE 3 (Stephen) + Courtney + [both]:
G C G
(Any way) (it doesn't matter)
Any way Doesn't matter
D C G
(We made love) ['Til the dawn]
We made love
G C G
(Two hearts beating) (is all we heard)
Two hearts beating Oh boy, here we go
D C G Gmaj7/F#
(Besides that old) [Phil Collins song]
There was fuckin' no
CHORUS 3 (Stephen) + Courtney + [both]:
Em C G
(Well, it might have been that song from the movie with the jambox)
Say anything
Gmaj7/F# Em C D
(That's the one)
Who the hell mixes up Peter Gabriel with Phil Collins
G C G
(Well fuck you, I guess I'm no expert) (in fucking nineties music) (whatever)
No, you're not eighties
D C G
[On the night I laid you down]
D C G
[On the night I laid you down]
9.
T o o J e s u s y
Tuning: E (Standard), Capo 1st Fret
[No capo when played live]
CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]:
Am C Csus4 Em F G G7
e]---0----0----0----0----1----3----1---|
B]---1----1----1----0----1----0----0---|
G]---2----0----0----0----2----0----0---|
D]---2----2----3----2----3----0----0---|
A]---0----3----3----2----3----2----2---|
E]------------------0----1----3----3---|
INTRO:
||: C / / Csus4 | C / / Csus4 :|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
Am
Oh baby, you were such a tease
F C Csus4
Only get down on your knees to pray
C Csus4
To pray
Am
And something in your Bible says
F G
Not to let me share your bed today
G7
Today
CHORUS 1:
C G
Oh, now I see
Am Em
That you turned out to be
F G (C)
Too Jesusy for me
TRANSITION 1:
||: C / / Csus4 | C / / Csus4 :|| (x2)
VERSE 2:
Am
Our life was filled with sexy and kink
F C Csus4
Cigarettes and weed, and drink and beer
C Csus4
And beer
Am
Now it's Bible verse and Bible class
F G
And Bible shove it up your arse, my dear
G7
My dear
CHORUS 2:
C G
'Cause you and me
Am Em
Plus Jesus makes three
F G (C)
That's too Jesusy for me
TRANSITION 2:
|| C / / Csus4 | C / / Csus4 ||
BRIDGE:
G
You and I are through
F C
Can I please get an Amen?
G
'Cause I got bored with you
F G G7
When you got all born again
INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE:
|| C / / / | G / / / | Am / / / | Em / / / | F / / / | G / / / ||
|| C / / Csus4 | C / / Csus4 ||
VERSE 3:
Am
I'm sick of hearing about that guy
F C Csus4
His magic kingdom in the sky above
C Csus4
Above
Am
So take that precious cross you wear
F G
And give yourself a Linda Blair, my love
G7
My love
CHORUS 3:
C G
If Jesus were me
Am Em
Even he would agree
F G Am G
You're too Jesusy for me, for me
F G (C)
Too Jesusy for me
OUTRO:
|| C / / Csus4 | C / / Csus4 ||
|| C / / Csus4 | C ||
10.
T h e G a t h e r i n g
Tuning: E (Standard), Capo 5th Fret
CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]:
C Csus4 D Em G
e]---0----0----2----0----3---|
B]---1----1----3----0----0---|
G]---0----0----2----0----0---|
D]---2----3----0----2----0---|
A]---3----3---------2----2---|
E]------------------0----3---|
INTRO:
|| G / / / | C / Csus4 C | G / / / | C / Csus4 C ||
VERSE 1:
G C Csus4 C G
Dare I say, the greatest po- -ets of our day
C Csus4 C Em C D
Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent Jay; the hip hip clowns
G C Csus4 C G
Haters see just white-trash family
C Csus4 C Em C D
They say fan of I.C.P. must have the downs
CHORUS 1:
C D G
I don't care, I love them so
C D G
Cornrow my hair and drink Faygo
C D N/C
I'm every where - I am Juggalo
TRANSITION 1:
|| G / / / | C / Csus4 C | G / / / | C / Csus4 C ||
VERSE 2:
G C Csus4 C G
Let us sing of the an-nual gathering
C Csus4 C Em C D
Come see a cultural happening, and also tits
G C Csus4 C G
Call us sick, say you hate our wigger schtick
C Csus4 C Em C D
But it's about the music, and also tits
CHORUS 2:
C D G
You put us down but you don't know
C D G
I'm a proud clown, and so's my hoe
C D N/C
I wear the crown of Juggalo
TRANSITION 2:
|| G / / / | C / Csus4 C | G / / / | C / Csus4 C ||
|| Am / / / | C / / / | D / / / | D / / / ||
CHORUS 3:
C D G
Come along to the posse show
C D G
Our bond is strong, like magnets, yo
C D N/C
I sing this song for the Juggalo
OUTRO:
|| G / / / | C / Csus4 C | G / / / | C / Csus4 C | G ||
11.
Y o u ' l l D o
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
C D Em G
e]---0----2----0----3---|
B]---1----3----0----0---|
G]---0----2----0----0---|
D]---2----0----2----0---|
A]---3---------2----2---|
E]-------------0----3---|
INTRO:
|| G / / / | Em / C / | G / / / | Em / C / ||
VERSE 1 Stephen + (Courtney):
G Em C G Em C
I've been drinking here since 5, it's 2AM and everybody's gone
G Em C G Em C
The bar man's cleaning up, the jukebox off and all the lights are on
G Em C G Em C
(I look up from my PBR, and see your desperate stare)
G Em C G Em C
(Well, you're a drunk and I've got low esteem, we make a perfect pair)
CHORUS 1 [Both] + Stephen:
D C
[And we can read each other's minds]
D C
[Tonight we're the best that we could find]
C G Em C
There's no one left but you - [I guess you'll do]
G Em C
[I guess you'll do]
TRANSITION 1:
|| G / / / | Em / C / | G / / / | Em / C / ||
VERSE 2 (Courtney) + Stephen:
G Em C G Em C
(You're not the kind of guy I would ever tell me friends about)
G Em C G Em C
I smell like Taco Bell, you'll probably get sick when we make out
G Em C G Em C
(And I bet you've never been with someone quite my size)
G Em C G Em C
Yeah, but your face not so bad, if I kinda squint my eyes
CHORUS 2 [Both] + Stephen:
D C
[And even though you're gonna laugh]
D C
[For the minute a half] that I'm inside of you
G Em C
[I guess you'll do]
G Em C
[I guess you'll do]
BRIDGE [Both] + Stephen + (Courtney):
Em D C
[We wear our desperation well] walking into this motel
Em D C
[A scent of sadness fills the room] along with your cheap perfume
N/C G Em C
(...And Taco Bell)
G Em C
[And Taco Bell]
TRANSITION 2:
|| G / / / | Em / C / | G / / / | Em / C / || (x2)
CHORUS 2 [Both] + Stephen:
D C
[And I don't mean to be unkind]
D C
[But baby, even you don't mind] an STD or two
G Em C
[I guess you'll do]
G Em C
[I guess you'll do]
G
I guess you'll do
12.
W h i s k e y D i c k
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
Am C Fmaj7
e]---0----0----0---|
B]---1----1----1---|
G]---2----0----2---|
D]---2----2----3---|
A]---0----3----x---|
E]-----------------|
INTRO:
Am C Fmaj7
e]---------------0----------------0----------------0-------------------|
B]------1----------------1----------------1----------------------------|
G]---------2----------------0----------------2-------------------------|
D]------------2----------------2------3---------3----------------------| (x4)
A]--0----------------3-------------------------------------------------|
E]---------------------------------------------------------------------|
VERSE 1:
Am C Fmaj7
e]---------------0----------------0----------------0-------------------|
B]------1----------------1----------------1----------------------------|
G]---------2----------------0----------------2-------------------------|
D]------------2----------------2------3---------3----------------------| (x4)
A]--0----------------3-------------------------------------------------|
E]---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Am C Fmaj7
e]--------0----------------0----------------0---------------0----------|
B]------------1----------------1----------------1-------1-------1------|
G]----2-----------2----0-----------0----3-----------3---------------3--|
D]------------------------------------3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3----| (x4)
A]--0---0---0---0----3---3---3---3-------------------------------------|
E]---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Am C Fmaj7 Am C Fmaj7
Oh my God, I feel sick
Am C Fmaj7 Am C Fmaj7
Drank too much; whis-key dick
Am C Fmaj7 Am C Fmaj7
Tried so hard with this chick
Am C Fmaj7 Am C Fmaj7
Still too soft; whis-key dick
TRANSITION 1:
Am C Fmaj7
e]--------0----------------0----------------0---------------0----------|
B]------------1----------------1----------------1-------1-------1------|
G]----2-----------2----0-----------0----3-----------3---------------3--|
D]------------------------------------3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3----| (x4)
A]--0---0---0---0----3---3---3---3-------------------------------------|
E]---------------------------------------------------------------------|
VERSE 2:
Am C Fmaj7 Am C Fmaj7
Rise it must, point to prove
Am C Fmaj7 Am C Fmaj7
Wait, I just felt it move
Am C Fmaj7 Am C Fmaj7
Tried a-gain, have no doubt
Am C Fmaj7 Am C Fmaj7
Now it's in; fell back out
TRANSITION 2:
||: Am / / / | C / / / | Fmaj7 / / / | Fmaj7 / / / :|| (x8)
BRIDGE:
Am C Fmaj7
Pleasure she is not receiving
Am C Fmaj7
Bored and angry, now she's leaving
Am C Fmaj7
It just lies there, looking guilty
Am C Fmaj7
Small and shrivelled, white and wilty
TRANSITION 3:
Am C Fmaj7
e]---------------0----------------0----------------0-------------------|
B]------1----------------1----------------1----------------------------|
G]---------2----------------0----------------2-------------------------|
D]------------2----------------2------3---------3----------------------| (x2)
A]--0----------------3-------------------------------------------------|
E]---------------------------------------------------------------------|
VERSE 3/OUTRO:
Am C Fmaj7
e]---------------0----------------0----------------0-------------------|
B]------1----------------1----------------1----------------------------|
G]---------2----------------0----------------2-------------------------|
D]------------2----------------2------3---------3----------------------| (x4)
A]--0----------------3-------------------------------------------------|
E]---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Am C Fmaj7 Am C Fmaj7
Did your best, gave up quick
Am C Fmaj7 Am C Fmaj7
Get some rest, whis-key dick
13.
H e y L o v e
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
Am C Dm F G G7/F
e]---0----0----1----1----3----3---|
B]---1----1----3----1----0----0---|
G]---2----0----2----2----0----0---|
D]---2----2----0----3----0----0---|
A]---0----3---------3----2----x---|
E]------------------1----3----1---|
INTRO:
||: C / / / | G / / / | G7/F / / / | Am / G / :|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
C G G7/F Am G
Love hurts, love's a cruel master
C G G7/F Am G
Love's a killer, love's a rotten bastard
CHORUS 1:
Dm C G Dm C G
He-y, love, I'm done with you
Am G C F
Lo-ve will break your heart
Dm C G C
I hate loving hating love
VERSE 2:
C G G7/F Am G
Love's a douchebag, love wears it hardy
C G G7/F Am G
Love's a member of the tea party
CHORUS 2:
Dm C G Dm C G
He-y, love, go fuck yourself
Am G C F
Lo-ve likes Nickleback
Dm C G C
I hate loving hating love
TRANSITION 1:
||: C / / / | G / / / | G7/F / / / | Am / G / :|| (x2)
INSTRUMENTAL [CHORUS]:
|| Dm / C / | G / / / | Dm / C / | G / / / ||
Am G C F
Love has Ann Coulter's face
|| Dm / C / | G / C / | C / / / | C / / / ||
VERSE 3:
C G G7/F Am G
Love's a fan, of the Boston Red Socks
C G G7/F Am G
Love is a white guy with dreadlocks
CHORUS 2:
Dm C G Dm C G
He-y, love, I can't believe
Am G C F
Yo-u like Nickleback
Dm C G C
I hate loving hating love
OUTRO:
Dm C G Am
I laa lala lala lalaaa
Dm C G
I laa lala laaaa
G C
Laaa lalaa, lala laa
N/C
Love's a cunt
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