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3 Balloons Full Album by Stephen Lynch
3 Balloons Full Album
SONGS:
1. Waiting
2. Fishin' Hole
3. Dear Diary 1
4. Crazy Peanuts
5. 3 Balloons
6. Dear Diary 2
7. Medieval Bush
8. A History Lesson
9. Dear Diary 3
10. You (Prettier Than)
11. The Ballad of Scarface
12. America
13. Dear Diary 4
14. Hallelujah
15. [BONUS] Newer Dear Diary Entires
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H o w T o R e a d T h i s G u i d e
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When reading online chords, certain questions may often spring to mind, such as: "How many strums
do I do here?" or "What is the pattern there, when should I switch chord?" Similarly, with online
tabs they aren't often very accurate; or don't show clearly how this is synchronized to the lyrics
of the track. This can be a pain for those learning, and I myself have suffered from it before.
To eliminate this problem, I've tried my very best to show both chords and tabs for each song. Take,
for example, this randomly put-together riff:
=========================================================
D C G E Em
e]--22222--00000--33333~----------0~~~----0--------0~~~--|
B]--33333--11111--00000~---------0~~~---0---------0~~~---|
G]--22222--00000--00000~--------1~~~--------0----0~~~----|
D]--00000--22222--00000~-------2~~~-------------2~~~-----|
A]---------33333--22222~------2~~~-------------2~~~------|
E]----------------33333~-----0~~~-------------0~~~-------|
D C
La la la la la, da da da da da
G E Em
La la la la la, daa.....
=========================================================
In this way, the above indicates how many times the chord is strummed, and the
"lyrics" below indicate
when the chord is changed. Similarly, you can see that the E is written
differently to the former,
which indicates a slow, singular strum (then letting it ring). Finally, the Em
tabbed at the end shows
a short picked chord followed by another slow, singular strum (again letting it ring).
Thus, the reader should be able to sufficiently and successfully identify how to fit the given
information together. This now hopefully leaves no stone unturned, and enables you
all to understand
how to read this guide. With this said, it may be useful for you to understand the following
techniques used in this guide:
TABLATURE LEGEND:
(h) = hammer-on
(p) = pull-off
(/) = slide
(~) = let it ring
(x) = muted strings
N/C = No Chord
1.
W a i t i n g
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
A Am7 Asus4 B7 C Cmaj7 D E Em
e]---0----0----0----x----0----x----2----0----0---|
B]---2----1----3----0----1----0----3----0----0---|
G]---2----0----2----2----0----0----2----1----0---|
D]---2----2----2----1----2----2----0----2----2---|
A]---0----0----0----2----3----3---------2----2---|
E]----------------------------3---------0----0---|
INTRO:
Em
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--| (x4)
A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
VERSE 1:
Em Cmaj7
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx--|
B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--|
E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--|
Am7 B7
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x----|
B]--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0~~--|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2~~--|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1~~--|
A]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2~~--|
E]--------------------------------------------------------------|
Em Cmaj7
It’s out of my hands and all I can do it wait
Am7
It’s the not knowing that has put me in this state
B7
The minutes feel like hours, the tension is too great
I’ve done my part so now it’s in the hands of fate...
CHORUS 1:
Em C D B7
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx--|
B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--| (x2)
A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33----------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--------------------------------------------------------------|
Em C
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
D B7
I shouldn’t have fucked that prostitute without a prophylactic
Em C
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
D B7
Regret is dripping from me like my semen down her crack
Em
And now I wait…
TRANSITION 1:
Em
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--| (x4)
A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
VERSE 2:
Em Cmaj7
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx--|
B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--|
E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--|
Am7 B7
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx-x--|
B]--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0--|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2--|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11-1--|
A]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2--|
E]---------------------------------------------------------------|
Em Cmaj7
My nerves - they have been frayed, my pants - they have been shat
Am7
I know the nurse will say, “It’s time to have a chat”
B7
At least I’ll never worry about getting fat
N/C
I should think positive – no, wait! I didn’t say that!
CHORUS 2:
Em C D B7
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx--|
B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--| (x2)
A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33----------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--------------------------------------------------------------|
Em C
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
D B7
I never should have blown the tranny in my Cadillac
Em C
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
D B7
I just had to taste that sweet, forbidden nectar from his sack
Em
And now I wait…
TRANSITION 2:
Em
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--| (x4)
A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
VERSE 3:
Em Cmaj7
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx--|
B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--|
E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--|
Am7 B7
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--x--|
B]--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--0--|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2--|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--1--|
A]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2--|
E]--------------------------------------------|
Em Cmaj7
Is it over, will my jersey be retired?
Am7
Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required?
B7
Did I make a difference, was my life inspired?
N/C
Will Denzel Washington defend me when I’m fired?
CHORUS 3:
Em C D B7
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx--|
B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--| (x2)
A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33----------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--------------------------------------------------------------|
Em C
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
D B7
Eating assholes shouldn’t be an aphrodisiac
Em C
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
D B7 Em
If I’m clean I swear to God I will stop shooting smack... probably
PRE-BRIDGE:
Em A Asus4 A
e]--0-00000-0000--0-0000-0-0000-0--|
B]--0-00000-0000--2-2222h3-3333p2--|
G]--0-00000-0000--2-2222-2-2222-2--|
D]--2-22222-2222--2-2222-2-2222-2--| (x2)
A]--2-22222-2222--0-0000-0-0000-0--|
E]--0-00000-0000-------------------|
BRIDGE:
Em A Asus4 A
e]--0-00000-0000--0-0000-0-0000-0--|
B]--0-00000-0000--2-2222h3-3333p2--|
G]--0-00000-0000--2-2222-2-2222-2--|
D]--2-22222-2222--2-2222-2-2222-2--| (x12)
A]--2-22222-2222--0-0000-0-0000-0--|
E]--0-00000-0000-------------------|
Em A Asus4 A
Boys and girls, don't be naïve
Em A Asus4 A
Take it from your Uncle Steve
Em A Asus4 A
AIDS cares not whom it affects
Em A Asus4 A
Caught from unprotected sex
Em A Asus4 A
Sharing needles, blood or spit
Em A Asus4 A
Or piss or semen, even shit
Em A Asus4 A
From handshakes, sneezes, toilet seats
Em A Asus4 A
From 'monkey bites' and uncooked meats
Em A Asus4 A
From dirty coins and dreadlocked hair
Em A Asus4 A
From certain children in daycare
Em A Asus4 A
Drinking water, breathing air
Em A Asus4 A
I tell you, AIDS is everywhere
PRE-OUTRO:
C D
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
B]--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--| (x2)
A]--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33----------------------|
E]------------------------------------------|
C D C D
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22------0~~~-----2~~~--|
B]--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33-----1~~~-----3~~~---|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22----0~~~-----2~~~----|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00---2~~~-----0~~~-----|
A]--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33----------------------3~~~---------------|
E]-------------------------------------------------------------|
C D
Oh God! I can't take anymore
C D
I think I'll run right out that door
C D
But wait - the nurse comes straightaway
C D
Tell me, what does my test say...?
OUTRO:
E D
e]--0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0--2-2--|
B]--0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0--3-3--|
G]--1--1-1-1-1--1-1-1-1--1-1-1--2-2--|
D]--2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2--0-0--|
A]--2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-------|
E]--0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-------|
E D E
e]--0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0--2-2--0-0-0~~~--|
B]--0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0--3-3--0-0-0~~~--|
G]--1--1-1-1-1--1-1-1-1--1-1-1--2-2--1-1-1~~~--|
D]--2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2--0-0--2-2-2~~~--|
A]--2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-------2-2-2~~~--|
E]--0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-------0-0-0~~~--|
E D E
I’m okay! I’m okay!
D E
It’s just chlamydia...
2.
F i s h i n ' H o l e
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
A A7 B7 C D E G
e]---0----0----x----0----2----0----3---|
B]---2----2----0----1----3----0----3---|
G]---2----0----2----0----2----1----0---|
D]---2----2----1----2----0----2----0---|
A]---0----0----2----3---------2----2---|
E]----------------------------0----3---|
VERSE 1:
G A7 C G
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--|
E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--|
G A7 C D
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------|
E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------|
G A7
Wanted to have some quality time with my son
C G
So I brought him down to the fishin' hole
G A7
He didn't like the feelin' of that worm in his hand
C D
Got mad - threw down his fishin' pole
VERSE 2:
G A7 C G
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--|
E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--|
G A7 C D
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------|
E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------|
G A7
I said, "That's alright, son. Let's go and get an ice cream"
C G
"Let your old man buy you a treat"
G A7
But he didn't like no flavours up upon that wall
C D
Started crying, and ran into the street...
CHORUS 1:
G B7 C G
e]--3-333-33333--x-xxx-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--|
G]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--|
D]--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| (x2)
A]--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--|
E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--|
G B7
He's an asshole, my kid's an asshole
C G
I swear he just don't float my boat
G B7
Always crying, always crying
C G
Make me wanna punch him in his little throat
VERSE 3:
G A7 C G
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--|
E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--|
G A7 C D
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------|
E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------|
G A7
I called my lady up to tell her what had happened
C G
How our son had run away
G A7
She said, "Don't worry, baby. I will talk to him"
C D
"And everything will be okay"
CHORUS 2:
G B7 C G
e]--3-333-33333--x-xxx-xxxxx--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--|
G]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--|
D]--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| (x2)
A]--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--|
E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--|
G B7
My lady's an asshole, she's an asshole
C G
Her assholishness is off the charts
G B7
Always perfect, always perfect
C G
Make me wanna punch her in her lady-parts
PRE-VERSE:
G A7 C D
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------|
E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------|
VERSE 4:
G A7 C G
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--|
E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--|
G A7 C D
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------|
E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------|
G A7
I decided I'd go down to the bar
C G
And drown my sorrows in a beer
G A7
But the sign outside said 'Closed For Renovations'
C D
'We'll open up again next year'...
CHORUS 3:
G B7 C G
e]--3-333-33333--x-xxx-xxxxx--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--|
G]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--|
D]--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| (x2)
A]--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--|
E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--|
G B7
That bar is an asshole, it's an asshole
C G
Oh, the worst bar in the land
G B7
Always closing, always closing
C G
Can't punch a bar, 'cause you'll hurt your hand
PRE-VERSE:
G A7 C D
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------|
E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------|
VERSE 5:
G A7 C G
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--|
E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--|
G A7 C D
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------|
E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------|
G A7
I went home to forget about my troubles
C G
Sat down in my favourite easy chair
G A7
But I couldn't relax for the pain I was feeling
C D
As my hemorrhoid began to flair...
CHORUS 4:
G B7 C G
e]--3-333-33333--x-xxx-xxxxx--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--|
G]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--|
D]--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| (x2)
A]--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--|
E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--|
G B7
My asshole's an asshole, a real butthole
C G
Needs to put his asshole-self in check
G B7
Always burning, always itching
C G
Make me wanna punch him in his asshole neck
PRE-BRIDGE:
G A7 C D
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------|
E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------|
BRIDGE:
G A7 C G
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--|
E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--|
G A7 C D
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------|
E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------|
G A7 C G A7 C D
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--3~~------0~~------0~~------3~~~--|
B]--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--0~~-----2~~------1~~------2~~~---|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0~~----0~~------0~~------3~~~----|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--0~~---2~~------2~~------0~~~-----|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--2~~--0~~------3~~----------------|
E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--3~~------------------------------|
G A7
Late one night, lying awake in bed
C G
Mmmm, a realization came
G A7
Are there really assholes everywhere I look
C D
Or am I the one to blame?
G A7
Maybe I just do not say the things I should say
C G
And I don't do the things I ought
A7
So I took a good hard look at myself in the mirror
C D
And this is what I thought...
CHORUS 5:
G B7 C G
e]--3-333-33333--x-xxx-xxxxx--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--|
G]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--|
D]--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| (x2)
A]--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--|
E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--|
N/C
The guy who sold me this mirror's
G B7
An asshole, he's an asshole
C G
Son of a bitch said it was antique
G B7
He was lying, he was lying
C G
Make me wanna punch him in his salesman cheek
OUTRO:
C G C G C G C G
e]--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--3--|
B]--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--0--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0--|
D]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--0--|
A]--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--3-333-33333--2--|
E]---------------3-333-33333---------------3-333-33333---------------3-333-33333---------------3--|
C G
I'm on a real asshole streak
C G
I could open up an asshole bootique
C G
I think this song has reached its peak
C G
Goodbye, you asshole, see you next week
3.
D e a r D i a r y 1
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
Am C Cmaj9 Em F G
e]---0----0----0----0----1----3---|
B]---1----1----1----0----1----0---|
G]---2----0----0----0----2----0---|
D]---2----2----0----2----3----0---|
A]---0----3----2----2----3----2---|
E]------------------0----1----3---|
INTRO:
C Em
e]--------------------------0~--------|
B]------------------------0----0------|
G]-----0-----0-----0----0--------0----|
D]-------0h2---0h2-----------------2--| (x2)
A]--3~--------------------------------|
E]--------------------0---------------|
VERSE:
C Em
e]--------0~-------------0~--------|
B]------1----1---------0----0------|
G]----0--------0-----0--------0----|
D]---------------2--------------2--| (x4)
A]--3------------------------------|
E]-----------------0---------------|
F G C Cmaj9 Am F G
e]--------1~-------------3~-------|-------0--------0--------0~-------|-------1~----------3--|
B]------1----1---------0----0-----|-----1--------1--------1----1-----|-----1----1--------0--|
G]----2--------2-----0--------0---|---0--------0--------2--------2---|---2--------2------0--|
D]---------------3--------------0-|--------------------------------2-|--------------3----0--|
A]--------------------------------|-3--------2--------0--------------|-------------------2--|
E]--1--------------3--------------|----------------------------------|-1---------------3-3--|
C Em
Dear Diary - today was a good day
C Em
Papa and I picked wild flowers
C Em
Mama joined and we lay in the sunshine
C Em
Then we sang and danced for hours
F G
I know tomorrow will be even better
C Cmaj9 Am
So the good Lord I thank
F G
I'll write more later. Love,
N/C
Anne Frank
OUTRO:
C Em C
e]--------------------------0~------------0~~~--|
B]------------------------0----0---------1~~~---|
G]-----0-----0-----0----0--------0------0~~~----|
D]-------0h2---0h2-----------------2---2~~~-----|
A]--3~--------------------------------3~~~------|
E]--------------------0-------------------------|
4.
C r a z y P e a n u t s
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
A5 C5 D5 E5 F5 G G5
e]---------------------------3-------|
B]---------------------------0-------|
G]-------5----7--------------0-------|
D]--7----5----7----2----3----0----5--|
A]--7----3----5----2----3----2----5--|
E]--5--------------0----1----3----3--|
INTRO:
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
e|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|--5/7-7--xxxx-------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------|
D|--5/7-7--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--5-5--xxxx--5-5--| (x2)
A|--3/5-5--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--3-3--xxxx--5-5--|
E|---------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------xxxx--3-3--|
VERSE 1:
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
e|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|--5/7-7--xxxx-------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------|
D|--5/7-7--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--5-5--xxxx--5-5--| (x4)
A|--3/5-5--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--3-3--xxxx--5-5--|
E|---------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------xxxx--3-3--|
F5 E5 G
e|----------------------------3-3--|
B|----------------------------0-0--|
G|----------------------------0-0--|
D|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2--0-0--|
A|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2--2-2--|
E|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--0-0-0-0--3-3--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
Charlie Brown had a big blockhead, wore a stripey sweater every day
A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
Tried to kick that football, but Lucy always pulled the motherfucker away
A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
He flew a kite just to try to relax, but he always put that shit in a tree
A5 C5 G5
And the little red-headed girl wouldn't give no play to poor Chuck B.
F5 E5 G
They were the baddest fuckers in the funny papers - PEANUTS!
VERSE 2:
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
e|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|--5/7-7--xxxx-------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------|
D|--5/7-7--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--5-5--xxxx--5-5--| (x4)
A|--3/5-5--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--3-3--xxxx--5-5--|
E|---------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------xxxx--3-3--|
F5 E5 G
e|----------------------------3-3--|
B|----------------------------0-0--|
G|----------------------------0-0--|
D|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2--0-0--|
A|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2--2-2--|
E|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--0-0-0-0--3-3--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
(Ah-oh) Onto a security blanket, Linus Van Pelt would latch (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
He snuggled into that bitch to keep warm while waiting in a pumpkin patch (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
Had a stalker named Sally Brown - well, she always tried to get her some (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5
She loved the way he knew the meaning of Christmas and the sexy way he sucked that thumb
F5 E5 G
Well, watch out, 'cause here they come... PEANUTS!
CHORUS 1:
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 D5 A5 C5 G5
e|-------------------------------|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|-------------------------------|
G|--5/7-77----------5-55---------|-7-77----------5-55------------|
D|--5/7-77--777777--5-55--555555-|-7-77--777777--5-55--555555----|
A|--3/5-55--777777--3-33--555555-|-5-55--777777--3-33--555555----|
E|----------555555--------333333-|-------555555-------333333-----|
D5 A5 C5 G5 D5 A5 C5 G5
e|-----------------------------|----------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------|----------------------------------------------------|
G|--7-77----------5-55---------|-7-77----------5-55---------------------------------|
D|--7-77--777777--5-55--555555-|-7-77--777777--5-55--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
A|--5-55--777777--3-33--555555-|-5-55--777777--3-33--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
E|--------555555--------333333-|-------555555--------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
Oh Peanuts! Crazy Peanuts!
D5 A5 C5 G5
A bunch of kids trying to be free
D5 A5 C5 G5
Take my hand and let's dance now
D5 A5 C5 G5
Under Charlie's shitty Christmas Tree
VERSE 3:
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
e|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|--5/7-7--xxxx-------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------|
D|--5/7-7--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--5-5--xxxx--5-5--| (x4)
A|--3/5-5--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--3-3--xxxx--5-5--|
E|---------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------xxxx--3-3--|
F5 E5 G
e|----------------------------3-3--|
B|----------------------------0-0--|
G|----------------------------0-0--|
D|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2--0-0--|
A|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2--2-2--|
E|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--0-0-0-0--3-3--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
(Ah-oh) Oh, Marcie was best friends with 'Patty', 'Patty Peppermint' (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
She would love to do things to that girl that Charles M. Schulz can't print (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
Pigpen was a dusty dude who couldn't keep his own ass clean (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5
All the teachers said "Wa wa wa wa wa wa" - what does that shit mean?
F5 E5 G
Well, watch out, 'cause here they come... PEANUTS!
CHORUS 2:
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 D5 A5 C5 G5
e|-------------------------------|-----------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|-----------------------------|
G|--5/7-77----------5-55---------|-7-77----------5-55----------|
D|--5/7-77--777777--5-55--555555-|-7-77--777777--5-55--555555--|
A|--3/5-55--777777--3-33--555555-|-5-55--777777--3-33--555555--|
E|----------555555--------333333-|-------555555--------333333--|
D5 A5 C5 G5 D5 A5 C5 G5
e|-----------------------------|----------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------|----------------------------------------------------|
G|--7-77----------5-55---------|-7-77----------5-55---------------------------------|
D|--7-77--777777--5-55--555555-|-7-77--777777--5-55--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
A|--5-55--777777--3-33--555555-|-5-55--777777--3-33--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
E|--5-55--555555--3-33--333333-|-5-55--555555--3-33--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
Oh Peanuts! Crazy Peanuts!
D5 A5 C5 G5
Coming from The School of Hard Knocks
D5 A5 C5 G5
Life's not always bowls of candy
D5 A5 C5 G5
Sometimes you only get a bag of rocks
BRIDGE:
C5/D5
e|-------x--------x--------x--------x--------x--------x--------|
B|-------x--------x--------x--------x--------x--------x--------|
G|--5/7--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--|
D|--5/7--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--|
A|--3/5--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--|
E|-------x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
e|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|--5/7-7--xxxx-------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------|
D|--5/7-7--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--5-5--xxxx--5-5--| (x2)
A|--3/5-5--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--3-3--xxxx--5-5--|
E|---------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------xxxx--3-3--|
F5 E5 G
e|----------------------------3-3--|
B|----------------------------0-0--|
G|----------------------------0-0--|
D|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2--0-0--|
A|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2--2-2--|
E|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--0-0-0-0--3-3--|
C5/D5
(Ah-oh) Lucy was a psychiatrist but her comments always gave offence (Ah-oh)
N/C
And the bitch couldn't make no money, 'cause she charged a motherfucker five cents
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
(Ah-oh) You know the ladies love some Schroeder 'cause he played the '88s real good (Ah-oh)
A5 C5 G5
And Franklin was a real cool cat, but the only brother in that hood
F5 E5 G
Well, watch out, 'cause here they come... PEANUTS!
CHORUS 3:
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
e|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------|
G|--5/7-77----------5-55----------|
D|--5/7-77--777777--5-55--555555--|
A|--3/5-55--777777--3-33--555555--|
E|----------555555--------333333--|
D5 A5 C5 G5
e|------------------------------|
B|------------------------------|
G|--7-77----------5-55----------|
D|--7-77--777777--5-55--555555--| (x3)
A|--5-55--777777--3-33--555555--|
E|--------555555--------333333--|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
Oh Peanuts! Crazy Peanuts!
D5 A5 C5 G5
Poor Charlie Brown, you will never get laid
D5 A5 C5 G5
It's so hard to get pussy
D5 A5 C5 G5
When you're the baldest kid in 2nd grade
OUTRO:
D5 A5 C5 G5
e|------------------------------|
B|------------------------------|
G|--7-77----------5-55----------|
D|--7-77--777777--5-55--555555--| (x3)
A|--5-55--777777--3-33--555555--|
E|--------555555--------333333--|
D5 A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
e|-------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--7-77----------5-55---------------------------------5/7-----|
D|--7-77--777777--5-55--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--5/7-----|
A|--5-55--777777--3-33--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--3/5-\1--|
E|--------555555--------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----------|
C5/D5 A5 C5 G5
Oh Peanuts! Crazy Peanuts!
D5 A5 C5 G5
A bunch of kids trying to be free
D5 A5 C5 G5
Take my hand and let's dance now
D5 A5 C5 G5 C5/D5
Under Charlie's shitty Christmas Tree...
5.
3 B a l l o o n s
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
A Asus4 Gsus2 Bm D Dsus2 Dsus2/F G
e]---0-----0-----0-----2-----2-----0-----2-----3---|
B]---2-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3---|
G]---2-----2-----2-----4-----2-----2-----2-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----0-----4-----0-----0-----0-----0---|
A]---0-----0-----0-----2-----------------0-----2---|
E]---------------3-----------------------1-----3---|
INTRO:
Dsus2 Dsus2/F Gsus2 Asus4 A
e]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--xxxxxx-x--|
B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--333333p2--|
G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--222222-2--|
D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--222222-2--| (x2)
A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--000000-0--|
E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33------------|
D
e]--2-2222222-2-2222222--|
B]--3-3333333-3-3333333--|
G]--2-2222222-2-2222222--|
D]--0-0000000-0-0000000--|
A]-----------------------|
E]-----------------------|
VERSE 1:
Bm G D A
e]--2-2222222--3-33333333--2-2222222--0-00000000--|
B]--3-3333333--0-00000000--3-3333333--2-22222222--|
G]--4-4444444--0-00000000--2-2222222--2-22222222--|
D]--4-4444444--0-00000000--0-0000000--2-22222222--| (x2)
A]--2-2222222--2-22222222-------------0-00000000--|
E]-------------3-33333333-------------------------|
Bm G
I call you from my car to say I'll be there in a while
D A
A short plane ride and I will get to see your pretty smile
Bm G
Nothing on the radio - I fiddle with the dial
D A
Then I see a sign - the airport's just another mile
PRE-CHORUS 1:
Bm G D A
e]--2-222--3-333--2-222--0-000--|
B]--3-333--0-000--3-333--2-222--|
G]--4-444--0-000--2-222--2-222--|
D]--4-444--0-000--0-000--2-222--|
A]--2-222--2-222---------0-000--|
E]---------3-333----------------|
Bm G D A
e]--2-222--3-333--2-222--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--xxxxxx--|
B]--3-333--0-000--3-333--2-2-2-2-2-2h3-3p2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--|
G]--4-444--0-000--2-222--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--|
D]--4-444--0-000--0-000--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--|
A]--2-222--2-222---------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--xxxxxx--|
E]---------3-333--------------------------------------------|
Bm G D A
I check my bags and think about how much I hate to fly
Bm G D A
And as I near security, I almost start to cry...
CHORUS 1:
D G A
e]--2-222--33333--0-000000--|
B]--3-333--33333--2-222222--|
G]--2-222--00000--2-222222--|
D]--0-000--00000--2-222222--| (x3)
A]---------22222--0-000000--|
E]---------33333------------|
D G A Asus4 A
e]--2-222--33333--0-00000-0000-000000000--|
B]--3-333--33333--2-22222h3333p222222222--|
G]--2-222--00000--2-22222-2222-222222222--|
D]--0-000--00000--2-22222-2222-222222222--|
A]---------22222--0-00000-0000-000000000--|
E]---------33333--------------------------|
D G A
Well, I hope the Law Enforcement agents can't tell from my face
D G A
I got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
D G A
I'm sweating and I'm nervous, and I need a little air
D G A Asus4
'Cause with four balloons of heroine, it's getting crowded up in there...
A
Crowded up in there...
TRANSITION 1:
Dsus2 Dsus2/F Gsus2 Asus4 A
e]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--xxxxxx-x--|
B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--333333p2--|
G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--222222-2--|
D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--222222-2--|
A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--000000-0--|
E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33------------|
Dsus2 Dsus2/F Gsus2 Asus4 A
e]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--x----x--|
B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3~---2--|
G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2~---2--|
D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--2~---2--|
A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0----0--|
E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33----------|
VERSE 2:
Bm G D A
e]--2-2222222--3-33333333--2-2222222--0-00000000--|
B]--3-3333333--0-00000000--3-3333333--2-22222222--|
G]--4-4444444--0-00000000--2-2222222--2-22222222--|
D]--4-4444444--0-00000000--0-0000000--2-22222222--| (x2)
A]--2-2222222--2-22222222-------------0-00000000--|
E]-------------3-33333333-------------------------|
Bm G
My mind is all a-jumble and my blood is cold as ice
D A
I dread the thought of having to unload this merchandise
Bm G
"Relax", I say, "It's not so bad - it might feel kind of nice"
D A
"Besides, who hasn't had a finger up there once or twice?"
PRE-CHORUS 2:
Bm G D A
e]--2-222--3-333--2-222--0-000--|
B]--3-333--0-000--3-333--2-222--|
G]--4-444--0-000--2-222--2-222--|
D]--4-444--0-000--0-000--2-222--|
A]--2-222--2-222---------0-000--|
E]---------3-333----------------|
Bm G D A
e]--2-222--3-333--2-222--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--xxxxxx--|
B]--3-333--0-000--3-333--2-2-2-2-2-2h3-3p2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--|
G]--4-444--0-000--2-222--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--|
D]--4-444--0-000--0-000--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--|
A]--2-222--2-222---------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--xxxxxx--|
E]---------3-333--------------------------------------------|
Bm G D A
I must remember - don't leave any drugs inside the host
Bm G D A
I did that once and a girl who tossed my salad overdosed
CHORUS 2:
D G A
e]--2-222--33333--0-000000--|
B]--3-333--33333--2-222222--|
G]--2-222--00000--2-222222--|
D]--0-000--00000--2-222222--| (x3)
A]---------22222--0-000000--|
E]---------33333------------|
D G A Asus4 A
e]--2-222--33333--0-00000-0000-000000000--|
B]--3-333--33333--2-22222h3333p222222222--|
G]--2-222--00000--2-22222-2222-222222222--|
D]--0-000--00000--2-22222-2222-222222222--|
A]---------22222--0-00000-0000-000000000--|
E]---------33333--------------------------|
D G A
Well, I say a little prayer - Hail Maria, Full of Grace
D G A
I've got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
D G A
I'm sweating and I'm nervous, and I need a little air
D G A Asus4
And I swear I’m farting lines of blow into my underwear...
A
From the darriere...
PRE-BRIDGE:
Dsus2 Dsus2/F Gsus2 Asus4 A
e]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--xxxxxx-x--|
B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--333333p2--|
G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--222222-2--|
D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--222222-2--| (x3)
A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--000000-0--|
E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33------------|
Dsus2 Dsus2/F Gsus2 Asus4 A
e]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--x----x--|
B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3~---2--|
G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2~---2--|
D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--2~---2--|
A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0----0--|
E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33----------|
BRIDGE:
Bm G D A
e]--2-2222222--3-3333333--2-2222222--0-00000000--|
B]--3-3333333--0-0000000--3-3333333--2-22222222--|
G]--4-4444444--0-0000000--2-2222222--2-22222222--|
D]--4-4444444--0-0000000--0-0000000--2-22222222--|
A]--2-2222222--2-2222222-------------0-00000000--|
E]-------------3-3333333-------------------------|
Bm G D A Asus4 A
e]--2-2222222--3-3333333--2-2222222--0-00000-0-000-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|
B]--3-3333333--0-0000000--3-3333333--2-22222h3p222-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
G]--4-4444444--0-0000000--2-2222222--2-22222-2-222-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
D]--4-4444444--0-0000000--0-0000000--2-22222-2-222-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
A]--2-2222222--2-2222222-------------0-00000-0-000-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|
E]-------------3-3333333--------------------------------------------|
Bm G
I was a little eager when I loaded up my stash
D A
Five balloons of extasy, and six balloons of hash
Bm G
Eight balloons of L.S.D., and nine of sensi mild
D A Asus4 A
A box of Chinese fireworks, Guatemalan child...
PRE-CHORUS 3:
Bm G D A
e]--2-222--3-333--2-222--0-000--|
B]--3-333--0-000--3-333--2-222--|
G]--4-444--0-000--2-222--2-222--|
D]--4-444--0-000--0-000--2-222--|
A]--2-222--2-222---------0-000--|
E]---------3-333----------------|
Bm G D A
e]--2-222--3-333--2-222--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--xxxxxx--|
B]--3-333--0-000--3-333--2-2-2-2-2-2h3-3p2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--|
G]--4-444--0-000--2-222--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--|
D]--4-444--0-000--0-000--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--|
A]--2-222--2-222---------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--xxxxxx--|
E]---------3-333--------------------------------------------|
Bm G D A
I've made it to the gate now and my joy I can't contain
Bm G D A
I board the aircraft; take my seat in the cockpit of the plane...
CHORUS 3:
D G A
e]--22222--33333--00000000--|
B]--33333--33333--22222222--|
G]--22222--00000--22222222--|
D]--00000--00000--22222222--| (x3)
A]---------22222--00000000--|
E]---------33333------------|
D G A Asus4 A
e]--22222--33333--0000000-0000-000000000--|
B]--33333--33333--2222222h3333p222222222--|
G]--22222--00000--2222222-2222-222222222--|
D]--00000--00000--2222222-2222-222222222--|
A]---------22222--0000000-0000-000000000--|
E]---------33333--------------------------|
D G A
As I taxi down the runway, I get a smile on my face
D G A
I've got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
D G A
"Flight Crew, prepare for take-off as I lift us in the air"
D G A Asus4
And by the way, does anyone want to buy a Guatemalan child...
A
From my darriere?
OUTRO:
Dsus2 Dsus2/F Gsus2 Asus4 A
e]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--xxxxxx-x--|
B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--333333p2--|
G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--222222-2--|
D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--222222-2--| (x3)
A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--000000-0--|
E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33------------|
Dsus2 Dsus2/F Gsus2 Asus4 A D
e]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--xxx--xxx--2~~~--|
B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--333--222--3~~~--|
G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--222--222--2~~~--|
D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--222--222--0~~~--|
A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--000--000--------|
E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33------------------|
6.
D e a r D i a r y 2
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
Am C Cmaj9 Em F G
e]---0----0----0----0----1----3---|
B]---1----1----1----0----1----0---|
G]---2----0----0----0----2----0---|
D]---2----2----0----2----3----0---|
A]---0----3----2----2----3----2---|
E]------------------0----1----3---|
INTRO:
C Em
e]--------------------------0~--------|
B]------------------------0----0------|
G]-----0-----0-----0----0--------0----|
D]-------0h2---0h2-----------------2--| (x2)
A]--3~--------------------------------|
E]--------------------0---------------|
VERSE:
C Em
e]--------0~-------------0~--------|
B]------1----1---------0----0------|
G]----0--------0-----0--------0----|
D]---------------2--------------2--| (x4)
A]--3------------------------------|
E]-----------------0---------------|
F G C Cmaj9 Am F G
e]--------1~-------------3~-------|-------0--------0--------0~-------|-------1~----------3--|
B]------1----1---------0----0-----|-----1--------1--------1----1-----|-----1----1--------0--|
G]----2--------2-----0--------0---|---0--------0--------2--------2---|---2--------2------0--|
D]---------------3--------------0-|--------------------------------2-|--------------3----0--|
A]--------------------------------|-3--------2--------0--------------|-------------------2--|
E]--1--------------3--------------|----------------------------------|-1---------------3-3--|
C Em
Dear Diary - today was a great day
C Em
I bought myself a brand new horse
C Em
She’s strong and fast, and so very beautiful
C Em
And just a little wild, of course
F G
I know tomorrow I can tame her
C Cmaj9 Am
If I only believe
F G
Wish me luck Diary
N/C
Christopher Reeve
OUTRO:
C Em C
e]--------------------------0~------------0~~~--|
B]------------------------0----0---------1~~~---|
G]-----0-----0-----0----0--------0------0~~~----|
D]-------0h2---0h2-----------------2---2~~~-----|
A]--3~--------------------------------3~~~------|
E]--------------------0-------------------------|
7.
M e d i e v a l B u s h
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
Am C Dm
e]---0----0----1---|
B]---1----1----3---|
G]---2----0----2---|
D]---2----2----0---|
A]---0----3--------|
E]-----------------|
INTRO:
Am
e]------------------------------------|
B]----1-1-1---1-1-1----1-1-1---1-1-1--|
G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
D]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
A]--0-------0--------0-------0--------|
E]------------------------------------|
Am E Am
e]---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B]----1-1-1---1-1-1----0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0----1-1-1---1-1-1--|
G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
D]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
A]--0-------0-----------------------------------------0-------0--------|
E]-------------------0-------0-------0-------0-------------------------|
Dm Am E Am
e]----1-1-1---1-1-1-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
B]----3-3-3---3-3-3----1-1-1---1-1-1----0-0-0---0-0-0-|---1-1-1---1-1-1----1-1-1---1-1-1--|
G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2----1-1-1---1-1-1-|---2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
D]--0-------0----------2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2-|---2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
A]-------------------0-------0------------------------|-0-------0--------0-------0--------|
E]------------------------------------0-------0-------|-----------------------------------|
VERSE 1:
Am E Am
e]---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B]----1-1-1---1-1-1----0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0----1-1-1---1-1-1--|
G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
D]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
A]--0-------0-----------------------------------------0-------0--------|
E]-------------------0-------0-------0-------0-------------------------|
Dm Am E Am
e]----1-1-1---1-1-1-----------------------------------------------------|
B]----3-3-3---3-3-3----1-1-1---1-1-1----0-0-0---0-0-0----1-1-1---1-1-1--|
G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2----1-1-1---1-1-1----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
D]--0-------0----------2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
A]-------------------0-------0-------------------------0-------0--------|
E]------------------------------------0-------0-------------------------|
Am E
Come fair lady, to mine bed we go
Am
And, verily sweet pleasures we shall know
Dm Am
Yet, where thy belly meets thy limb
E
I beseech thee give a trim
Am
For thy bush doth overflow
TRANSITION 1:
Am
e]------------------------------------|
B]----1-1-1---1-1-1----1-1-1---1-1-1--|
G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
D]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
A]--0-------0--------0-------0--------|
E]------------------------------------|
"Milady doth have a '70s muff - a 1470s muff!"
VERSE 2:
Am E Am
e]---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B]----1-1-1---1-1-1----0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0----1-1-1---1-1-1--|
G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
D]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
A]--0-------0-----------------------------------------0-------0--------|
E]-------------------0-------0-------0-------0-------------------------|
Dm Am E Am
e]----1-1-1---1-1-1-----------------------------------------------------|
B]----3-3-3---3-3-3----1-1-1---1-1-1----0-0-0---0-0-0----1-1-1---1-1-1--|
G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2----1-1-1---1-1-1----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
D]--0-------0----------2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
A]-------------------0-------0-------------------------0-------0--------|
E]------------------------------------0-------0-------------------------|
Am E
Zounds! It's as prickly as a Christmas wreath
Am
Think it might hide some babybirds beneath
Dm Am
Pray, shave it off to make a coat
E
There are fur balls down my throat
Am
Short and curlies twixt my teeth
TRANSITION 2:
Am
e]------------------------------------|
B]----1-1-1---1-1-1----1-1-1---1-1-1--|
G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
D]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
A]--0-------0--------0-------0--------|
E]------------------------------------|
"I sayeth not thy vagina is hairsute,
but it looketh like thou hast Buckwheat in a leg-lock!"
VERSE 3:
Am E Am
e]---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B]----1-1-1---1-1-1----0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0----1-1-1---1-1-1--|
G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
D]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
A]--0-------0-----------------------------------------0-------0--------|
E]-------------------0-------0-------0-------0-------------------------|
Dm Am E Am
e]----1-1-1---1-1-1-----------------------------------------------------|
B]----3-3-3---3-3-3----1-1-1---1-1-1----0-0-0---0-0-0----1-1-1---1-1-1--|
G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2----1-1-1---1-1-1----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
D]--0-------0----------2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
A]-------------------0-------0-------------------------0-------0--------|
E]------------------------------------0-------0-------------------------|
Am E
But soft! What hair through yonder girdle grows
Am
To be, or not to be put in cornrows...
Dm Am
O! it is beastly and unruly
E
And it smelleth of patchouli
Am
And that offends my nose
TRANSITION 3:
Am
e]--------------------------------------------|
B]----1-1-1---1-1-1----1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1--|
G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2--|
D]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2--|
A]--0-------0--------0-------0-------0--------|
E]--------------------------------------------|
"I sayeth not thou art fury down there,
but it doth resemble Fidel Castro eating a London broil!"
OUTRO:
Dm C E Am
e]--------1--------0--------0----0--|
B]------3--------1--------0------1--|
G]----2--------0--------1--------2--|
D]--0-------------------------------|
A]-----------3-----------------0----|
E]--------------------0-------------|
Dm C E Am E Am E Am E Am
e]--------1--------0--------0-------------------------0~~~--|
B]------3--------1--------0----1--0--1--0--1---0-----1~~~---|
G]----2--------0--------1------2--1--2--1--2---1----2~~~----|
D]--0--------------------------2--2--2--2--2---2---2~~~-----|
A]-----------3------------------------------------0~~~------|
E]--------------------0-------------------------------------|
Dm C E Am
Tra la la la, la la la la, la la la la la
Dm C E Am E Am E Am E Am
Tra la la la, la la la la, la Medieval Bush!
8.
A H i s t o r y L e s s o n
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
Am C Dm G
e]---0----0----1----3---|
B]---1----1----3----3---|
G]---2----0----2----0---|
D]---2----2----0----0---|
A]---0----3---------2---|
E]------------------3---|
INTRO:
Am C Am C
e]--0-000--0-0-0-00--0-000--0-0-0-00--|
B]--1-111--1-1-1-11--1-111--1-1-1-11--|
G]--2-222--0-0-0-00--2-222--0-0-0-00--|
D]--2-222--2-2-2-22--2-222--2-2-2-22--| (x2)
A]--0-000--3-3-3-33--0-000--3-3-3-33--|
E]------------------------------------|
VERSE 1:
Am C Am C Am C G Dm
e]--0-000--0-0-0-00--0-000--0-0-0-00--0-000--0-0-0-00--3-3-333--11111-1--|
B]--1-111--1-1-1-11--1-111--1-1-1-11--1-111--1-1-1-11--3-3-333--33333-3--|
G]--2-222--0-0-0-00--2-222--0-0-0-00--2-222--0-0-0-00--0-0-000--22222-2--|
D]--2-222--2-2-2-22--2-222--2-2-2-22--2-222--2-2-2-22--0-0-000--00000-0--|
A]--0-000--3-3-3-33--0-000--3-3-3-33--0-000--3-3-3-33--2-2-222-----------|
E]-----------------------------------------------------3-3-333-----------|
Am C
Ben Franklin went out one night
Am C
Tied a key to the end of a kite
Am C
Electricity struck so bright
D Dm
Write it down, motherfuckers!
VERSE 2:
Am C Am C Am C G Dm
e]--0-000--0-0-0-00--0-000--0-0-0-00--0-000--0-0-0-00--3-3-333--11111-1--|
B]--1-111--1-1-1-11--1-111--1-1-1-11--1-111--1-1-1-11--3-3-333--33333-3--|
G]--2-222--0-0-0-00--2-222--0-0-0-00--2-222--0-0-0-00--0-0-000--22222-2--|
D]--2-222--2-2-2-22--2-222--2-2-2-22--2-222--2-2-2-22--0-0-000--00000-0--|
A]--0-000--3-3-3-33--0-000--3-3-3-33--0-000--3-3-3-33--2-2-222-----------|
E]-----------------------------------------------------3-3-333-----------|
Am C
Isaac Newton sat under a tree
Am C
An apple hit him in the head so he
Am C
Said, "Holy shit, that's gravity!"
D Dm
Write it down, motherfuckers!
VERSE 3:
Am C Am C Am C G Dm
e]--0-000--0-0-0-00--0-000--0-0-0-00--0-000--0-0-0-00--3-3-333--11111-1--|
B]--1-111--1-1-1-11--1-111--1-1-1-11--1-111--1-1-1-11--3-3-333--33333-3--|
G]--2-222--0-0-0-00--2-222--0-0-0-00--2-222--0-0-0-00--0-0-000--22222-2--|
D]--2-222--2-2-2-22--2-222--2-2-2-22--2-222--2-2-2-22--0-0-000--00000-0--|
A]--0-000--3-3-3-33--0-000--3-3-3-33--0-000--3-3-3-33--2-2-222-----------|
E]-----------------------------------------------------3-3-333-----------|
Am C
Pilgrims raced against the clock
Am C
Looking for a place to dock
Am C
They said, "Fuck it, here's Plymouth rock"
D Dm
Write it down, motherfuckers!
VERSE 4:
Am C Am C Am C G Dm
e]--0-000--0-0-0-00--0-000--0-0-0-00--0-000--0-0-0-00--3-3-333--11111-1--|
B]--1-111--1-1-1-11--1-111--1-1-1-11--1-111--1-1-1-11--3-3-333--33333-3--|
G]--2-222--0-0-0-00--2-222--0-0-0-00--2-222--0-0-0-00--0-0-000--22222-2--|
D]--2-222--2-2-2-22--2-222--2-2-2-22--2-222--2-2-2-22--0-0-000--00000-0--|
A]--0-000--3-3-3-33--0-000--3-3-3-33--0-000--3-3-3-33--2-2-222-----------|
E]-----------------------------------------------------3-3-333-----------|
Am C
A dude named Orville Wright
Am C
Told his bro, "Let's invent flight"
Am C
So Wilbur said "Aight"
D Dm
Write it down, motherfuckers!
VERSE 5:
Am C Am C Am C G Dm
e]--0-000--0-0-0-00--0-000--0-0-0-00--0-000--0-0-0-00--3-3-3-33--11111--|
B]--1-111--1-1-1-11--1-111--1-1-1-11--1-111--1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33--33333--|
G]--2-222--0-0-0-00--2-222--0-0-0-00--2-222--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--22222--|
D]--2-222--2-2-2-22--2-222--2-2-2-22--2-222--2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00--00000--|
A]--0-000--3-3-3-33--0-000--3-3-3-33--0-000--3-3-3-33--2-2-2-22---------|
E]-----------------------------------------------------3-3-3-33---------|
Am C
Abe Lincoln led the nation
Am C
Freed slaves from the plantation
Am C
Emanci-motherfucking proclamation
D Dm
Write it down, motherfuckers!
VERSE 6:
Am C Am C Am C G Dm
e]----0----0----0----0----0----0--3-3-333--11111--|
B]----1----1----1----1----1----1--3-3-333--33333--|
G]----2----0----2----0----2----0--0-0-000--22222--|
D]--------------------------------0-0-000--00000--|
A]--0----3----0----3----0----3----2-2-222---------|
E]--------------------------------3-3-333---------|
Am C
Gandhi is what you said
Am C
An Indian with a bald head
Am C
And he was a bit underfed
D Dm
Write it down, motherfuckers!
9.
D e a r D i a r y 3
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
Am C Cmaj9 Em F G
e]---0----0----0----0----1----3---|
B]---1----1----1----0----1----0---|
G]---2----0----0----0----2----0---|
D]---2----2----0----2----3----0---|
A]---0----3----2----2----3----2---|
E]------------------0----1----3---|
INTRO:
C Em
e]--------------------------0~--------|
B]------------------------0----0------|
G]-----0-----0-----0----0--------0----|
D]-------0h2---0h2-----------------2--| (x2)
A]--3~--------------------------------|
E]--------------------0---------------|
VERSE:
C Em
e]--------0~-------------0~--------|
B]------1----1---------0----0------|
G]----0--------0-----0--------0----|
D]---------------2--------------2--| (x4)
A]--3------------------------------|
E]-----------------0---------------|
F G C Cmaj9 Am F G
e]--------1~-------------3~-------|-------0--------0--------0~-------|-------1~----------3--|
B]------1----1---------0----0-----|-----1--------1--------1----1-----|-----1----1--------0--|
G]----2--------2-----0--------0---|---0--------0--------2--------2---|---2--------2------0--|
D]---------------3--------------0-|--------------------------------2-|--------------3----0--|
A]--------------------------------|-3--------2--------0--------------|-------------------2--|
E]--1--------------3--------------|----------------------------------|-1---------------3-3--|
C Em
Dear Diary - today was a fine day
C Em
I've got the music in my soul
C Em
I’m writing songs and making records
C Em
I feel my life is finally whole
F G
I can’t wait to tell my father
C Cmaj9 Am
To see what he will say
F G
Peace and love Diary,
N/C
Marvin Gaye
OUTRO:
C Em C
e]--------------------------0~------------0~~~--|
B]------------------------0----0---------1~~~---|
G]-----0-----0-----0----0--------0------0~~~----|
D]-------0h2---0h2-----------------2---2~~~-----|
A]--3~--------------------------------3~~~------|
E]--------------------0-------------------------|
10.
Y o u ( P r e t t i e r T h a n )
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
A Asus2 Bm D E Esus4 F#m
e]--0----0----2----2----0----0----2--|
B]--2----0----3----3----0----0----2--|
G]--2----2----4----2----1----2----2--|
D]--2----2----4----0----2----2----4--|
A]--0----0----2---------2----2----4--|
E]----------------------0----0----2--|
INTRO:
A
e]--0-00-000--|
B]--2-22-222--|
G]--2-22-222--|
D]--2-22-222--| (x4)
A]--0-00-000--|
E]------------|
VERSE 1:
A Am E
e]--0-00-000--0-00-000--0-00-000-0-00-000--|
B]--2-22-222--1-11-111--0-00-000-0-00-000--|
G]--2-22-222--2-22-222--1-11-111-1-11-111--|
D]--2-22-222--2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--| (x2)
A]--0-00-000--0-00-000--2-22-222-2-22-222--|
E]----------------------0-00-000-0-00-000--|
D F#m D F#m E
e]--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222--0-00-000--|
B]--3-33-333-3-33-333--2-22-222-2-22-222--3-33-333-3-33-333--2-22-222--0-00-000--|
G]--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222--1-11-111--|
D]--0-00-000-0-00-000--4-44-444-4-44-444--0-00-000-0-00-000--4-44-444--2-22-222--|
A]---------------------4-44-444-4-44-444---------------------4-44-444--2-22-222--|
E]---------------------2-22-222-2-22-222---------------------2-22-222--0-00-000--|
A Am E
Hand in hand, we walk the city, 'neath the darkened skies
A Am E
Stealing kisses in the shadows, away from prying eyes
D F#m
Hiding out from those we know - secrets whispered, voices low
D F#m E
Pulses racing, hearts aflame - a love that dare not speak its name
CHORUS 1:
A Bm D F#m
e]--0-00-000--2-22-222--2-22-222--2-22-222--|
B]--2-22-222--3-33-333--3-33-333--2-22-222--|
G]--2-22-222--4-44-444--2-22-222--2-22-222--|
D]--2-22-222--4-44-444------------4-44-444--|
A]--0-00-000--2-22-222------------4-44-444--|
E]--------------------------------2-22-222--|
A Bm D E F#m Esus4 E
e]--0-00-000--2-22-222--2-22-222--0-00-000--2-22-222---0~--------0~--|
B]--2-22-222--3-33-333--3-33-333--0-00-000--2-22-222---0~-------0~---|
G]--2-22-222--4-44-444--2-22-222--1-11-111--2-22-222---2~------1-----|
D]--2-22-222--4-44-444------------2-22-222--4-44-444---2~-----2------|
A]--0-00-000--2-22-222------------2-22-222--4-44-444---2~----2-------|
E]--------------------------------0-00-000--2-22-222---0~---0~-------|
A Bm
Well, we just can't let people see
D F#m
That you're not hot enough for me
A Bm
Don't tell our families or our friends
D E F#m Esus4
Say one word and this thing ends - it's true
E
'Cause I'm prettier than you
TRANSITION 1:
A
e]--0-00-000--|
B]--2-22-222--|
G]--2-22-222--|
D]--2-22-222--| (x4)
A]--0-00-000--|
E]------------|
VERSE 2:
A Am E
e]--0-00-000--0-00-000--0-00-000-0-00-000--|
B]--2-22-222--1-11-111--0-00-000-0-00-000--|
G]--2-22-222--2-22-222--1-11-111-1-11-111--|
D]--2-22-222--2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--| (x2)
A]--0-00-000--0-00-000--2-22-222-2-22-222--|
E]----------------------0-00-000-0-00-000--|
D F#m D F#m E
e]--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222--0-00-000--|
B]--3-33-333-3-33-333--2-22-222-2-22-222--3-33-333-3-33-333--2-22-222--0-00-000--|
G]--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222--1-11-111--|
D]--0-00-000-0-00-000--4-44-444-4-44-444--0-00-000-0-00-000--4-44-444--2-22-222--|
A]---------------------4-44-444-4-44-444---------------------4-44-444--2-22-222--|
E]---------------------2-22-222-2-22-222---------------------2-22-222--0-00-000--|
A Am E
I'll take you on a special date, enjoy your company
A Am E
If someone we know happens by, just hide behind that tree
D F#m
To a late night picture show, or planetarium we'll go
D F#m E
A midnight picnic in the park - anywhere that's really dark
CHORUS 2:
A Bm D F#m
e]--0-00-000--2-22-222--2-22-222--2-22-222--|
B]--2-22-222--3-33-333--3-33-333--2-22-222--|
G]--2-22-222--4-44-444--2-22-222--2-22-222--|
D]--2-22-222--4-44-444------------4-44-444--|
A]--0-00-000--2-22-222------------4-44-444--|
E]--------------------------------2-22-222--|
A Bm D E F#m Esus4 E
e]--0-00-000--2-22-222--2-22-222--0-00-000--2-22-222---0~--------0~--|
B]--2-22-222--3-33-333--3-33-333--0-00-000--2-22-222---0~-------0~---|
G]--2-22-222--4-44-444--2-22-222--1-11-111--2-22-222---2~------1-----|
D]--2-22-222--4-44-444------------2-22-222--4-44-444---2~-----2------|
A]--0-00-000--2-22-222------------2-22-222--4-44-444---2~----2-------|
E]--------------------------------0-00-000--2-22-222---0~---0~-------|
A Bm
Well, we just can't let people see
D F#m
That you're not hot enough for me
A Bm
But I'll enjoy this - right or wrong
D E F#m Esus4
'Til someone better comes along, my boo
E
Someone prettier than you
PRE-BRIDGE:
A
e]--0-00-0-0--0-000--|
B]--2-22p0h2-p0h222--|
G]--2-22-2-2--2-222--|
D]--2-22-2-2--2-222--| (x4)
A]--0-00-0-0--0-000--|
E]-------------------|
BRIDGE:
A Am E A Am E
e]--0~~------0~~-------0~~--0-------|------0~~-----0~~-------0~~---------|
B]--2~~-----1~~-------0~~-----0-----|-----2~~-----1~~-------0~~-------0--|
G]--2~~----2~~-------1~~--------1---|----2~~-----2~~-------1~~------1----|
D]--2~~---2~~-------2~~-----------2-|---2~~-----2~~-------2~~-----2------|
A]--0~~--0~~-------2~~--------------|--0~~-----0~~-------2~~-------------|
E]----------------0~~---------------|-------------------0~~--------------|
D F#m D F#m E
e]--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222--0-00-000-00000000--|
B]--3-33-333-3-33-333--2-22-222-2-22-222--3-33-333-3-33-333--2-22-222--0-00-000-00000000--|
G]--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222-2-22-222--2-22-222--1-11-111-11111111--|
D]--0-00-000-0-00-000--4-44-444-4-44-444--0-00-000-0-00-000--4-44-444--2-22-222-22222222--|
A]---------------------4-44-444-4-44-444---------------------4-44-444--2-22-222-22222222--|
E]---------------------2-22-222-2-22-222---------------------2-22-222--0-00-000-00000000--|
A Am E
I wish I weren't a shallow man, I wish that I cared not
A Am E
I wish I weren't so superficial, I wish you were more hot
D F#m
I should not be ashamed, you see - I love your personality
D F#m E
What we have is good and true, for you've got me and - lucky you!
OUTRO:
A Bm D F#m
e]--0-00-000--2-22-222--2-22-222--2-22-222--|
B]--2-22-222--3-33-333--3-33-333--2-22-222--|
G]--2-22-222--4-44-444--2-22-222--2-22-222--|
D]--2-22-222--4-44-444------------4-44-444--|
A]--0-00-000--2-22-222------------4-44-444--|
E]--------------------------------2-22-222--|
A Bm D E F#m Esus4 E A
e]--0-00-000--2-22-222--2-22-222--0-00-000--2-22-222---0~--------0~------0~~~--|
B]--2-22-222--3-33-333--3-33-333--0-00-000--2-22-222---0~-------0~------2~~~---|
G]--2-22-222--4-44-444--2-22-222--1-11-111--2-22-222---2~------1-------2~~~----|
D]--2-22-222--4-44-444------------2-22-222--4-44-444---2~-----2-------2~~~-----|
A]--0-00-000--2-22-222------------2-22-222--4-44-444---2~----2-------0~~~------|
E]--------------------------------0-00-000--2-22-222---0~---0~-----------------|
A Bm
Oh, we just can't let people see
D F#m
That you're not hot enough for me
A Bm
So close your eyes and sing along
D E F#m Esus4
At least I wrote you a Love Song - it too
E A
Is prettier than you...
11.
T h e B a l l a d o f S c a r f a c e
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
Asus4 Cm Cadd9 D
e]---0----3----0----2---|
B]---3----4----3----3---|
G]---2----5----0----2---|
D]---2----5----2----0---|
A]---0----3----3--------|
E]----------------------|
INTRO:
G Asus4 Cadd9 G
e]--3-3-333-3333--0-0-000-0000--0-0-000-0000--3-3-333-3333--|
B]--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--|
G]--0-0-000-0000--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--0-0-000-0000--|
D]--0-0-000-0000--2-2-222-2222--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--| (x2)
A]--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--3-3-333-3333--2-2-222-2222--|
E]--3-3-333-3333------------------------------3-3-333-3333--|
VERSE 1:
G Asus4 Cadd9 G
e]--3-3-333-3333--0-0-000-0000--0-0-000-0000--3-3-333-3333--|
B]--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--|
G]--0-0-000-0000--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--0-0-000-0000--|
D]--0-0-000-0000--2-2-222-2222--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--| (x2)
A]--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--3-3-333-3333--2-2-222-2222--|
E]--3-3-333-3333------------------------------3-3-333-3333--|
G Asus4
Do you know Tony Montana? Rode a boat here from Havana
Cadd9 G
A Scar from eating pussy lines his face
G Asus4
Finds a dayjob washing dishes, hates his life - he only wishes
Cadd9 G
Some day in this world define his place
CHORUS 1:
D Cadd9
e]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--|
B]--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--|
G]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--|
D]--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--|
A]---------------------------------------3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--|
E]----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D Cadd9 Cm G
e]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--3~~~--3-3-333-3333-3-3-333-3333--|
B]--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--4~~~--3-3-333-3333-3-3-333-3333--|
G]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--5~~~--0-0-000-0000-0-0-000-0000--|
D]--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--5~~~--0-0-000-0000-0-0-000-0000--|
A]---------------------------------------3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--3~~~--2-2-222-2222-2-2-222-2222--|
E]----------------------------------------------------------------3-3-333-3333-3-3-333-3333--|
D Cadd9
And he has a scheme
D Cadd9
For his own drug regime
Cm G
Dream, Scarface, dream
VERSE 2:
G Asus4 Cadd9 G
e]--3-3-333-3333--0-0-000-0000--0-0-000-0000--3-3-333-3333--|
B]--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--|
G]--0-0-000-0000--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--0-0-000-0000--|
D]--0-0-000-0000--2-2-222-2222--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--| (x2)
A]--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--3-3-333-3333--2-2-222-2222--|
E]--3-3-333-3333------------------------------3-3-333-3333--|
G Asus4
Hired by the gangster, Omar, he climbs the ranks; he's getting so far
Cadd9 G
Selling guns and drugs out in the street
G Asus4
Soon he works for Frank, the main boss, doing hits and dodging chainsaws
Cadd9 G
Getting rich and living life so sweet
CHORUS 2:
D Cadd9
e]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--|
B]--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--|
G]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--|
D]--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--|
A]---------------------------------------3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--|
E]----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D Cadd9 Cm G
e]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--3~~~--3-3-333-3333-3-3-333-3333--|
B]--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--4~~~--3-3-333-3333-3-3-333-3333--|
G]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--5~~~--0-0-000-0000-0-0-000-0000--|
D]--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--5~~~--0-0-000-0000-0-0-000-0000--|
A]---------------------------------------3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--3~~~--2-2-222-2222-2-2-222-2222--|
E]----------------------------------------------------------------3-3-333-3333-3-3-333-3333--|
D Cadd9
But he craves romance
D Cadd9
In his disco pants
Cm G
Dance, Scarface, dance
VERSE 3:
G Asus4 Cadd9 G
e]--3-3-333-3333--0-0-000-0000--0-0-000-0000--3-3-333-3333--|
B]--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--|
G]--0-0-000-0000--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--0-0-000-0000--|
D]--0-0-000-0000--2-2-222-2222--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--| (x2)
A]--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--3-3-333-3333--2-2-222-2222--|
E]--3-3-333-3333------------------------------3-3-333-3333--|
G Asus4
See, Tony wants to rule the world, so he kills Frank and steals his girl
Cadd9 G
She'll give him the son he's never had
G Asus4
Alas, her womb is so polluted from the powder she has tooted
Cadd9 G
There'll be no son - and that makes Tony sad
CHORUS 3:
D Cadd9
e]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--|
B]--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--|
G]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--|
D]--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--|
A]---------------------------------------3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--|
E]----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D Cadd9 Cm G
e]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--3~~~--3-3-333-3333-3-3-333-3333--|
B]--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--4~~~--3-3-333-3333-3-3-333-3333--|
G]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--5~~~--0-0-000-0000-0-0-000-0000--|
D]--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--5~~~--0-0-000-0000-0-0-000-0000--|
A]---------------------------------------3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--3~~~--2-2-222-2222-2-2-222-2222--|
E]----------------------------------------------------------------3-3-333-3333-3-3-333-3333--|
D Cadd9
As he looks to the sky
D Cadd9
Hear his plaintive cry
Cm G
Fly, pelican, fly
BRIDGE:
Asus4 Cadd9 G D
e]--0-0-000-0000--0-0-000-0000--3-3-333-3333--2-2-222-2222--|
B]--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--|
G]--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--0-0-000-0000--2-2-222-2222--|
D]--2-2-222-2222--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--0-0-000-0000--| (x2)
A]--0-0-000-0000--3-3-333-3333--2-2-222-2222----------------|
E]------------------------------3-3-333-3333----------------|
Asus4 G Cadd9 G
e]--0-0-000--0--3--0~~~---3-3-333-3333-3-3-333-3333--|
B]--3-3-333--3--3--3~~~---3-3-333-3333-3-3-333-3333--|
G]--2-2-222--2--0--0~~~---0-0-000-0000-0-0-000-0000--|
D]--2-2-222--2--0--2~~~---0-0-000-0000-0-0-000-0000--|
A]--0-0-000--0--2--3~~~---2-2-222-2222-2-2-222-2222--|
E]--------------3---------3-3-333-3333-3-3-333-3333--|
Asus4 Cadd9 G
Now he starts to get too high on his own supply
D Asus4
Thinking he's the only game in town
Cadd9 G
And his enemies decide on a plot of regicide
D Asus4 G Cadd9
It's time for the king to lose his crown
G
Scarface must go down
VERSE 4:
G Asus4 Cadd9 G
e]--3-3-333-3333--0-0-000-0000--0-0-000-0000--3-3-333-3333--|
B]--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--3-3-333-3333--|
G]--0-0-000-0000--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--0-0-000-0000--|
D]--0-0-000-0000--2-2-222-2222--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--| (x2)
A]--2-2-222-2222--0-0-000-0000--3-3-333-3333--2-2-222-2222--|
E]--3-3-333-3333------------------------------3-3-333-3333--|
G Asus4
Oh, Tony's killers soon surround him - sensing death has finally found him
Cadd9 G
He aims his gun, prepared to so his part
G Asus4
And as he shouts "It's not the end! Say hello to my little friend"
Cadd9 G
Assassins' bullets pierce his fragile heart
OUTRO:
D Cadd9
e]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--|
B]--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--|
G]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--|
D]--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--| (x2)
A]---------------------------------------3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--|
E]----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D Cadd9
e]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--|
B]--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--|
G]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--|
D]--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--|
A]---------------------------------------3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--|
E]----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D Cadd9 Cm G
e]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--3~~~-------3~~~--|
B]--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--4~~~------3~~~---|
G]--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--5~~~-----0~~~----|
D]--0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-22-2-2-2-22--5~~~----0~~~-----|
A]---------------------------------------3-3-3-33-3-3-3-33--3~~~---2~~~------|
E]----------------------------------------------------------------3~~~-------|
D Cadd9
It's a tragic goodbye
D Cadd9
He had flown so high
D Cadd9
Cuban butterfly
Cm G
Die, Scarface, die...
12.
A m e r i c a
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
A D E F#m
e]---0----2----0----2---|
B]---2----3----0----2---|
G]---2----2----1----2---|
D]---2----0----2----4---|
A]---0---------2----4---|
E]-------------0----2---|
INTRO/VERSE 1:
D A E F#m
e]--2-2222--0-0000--0-0000--2-2222--|
B]--3-3333--2-2222--0-0000--2-2222--|
G]--2-2222--2-2222--1-1111--2-2222--|
D]--0-0000--2-2222--2-2222--4-4444--| (x3)
A]----------0-0000--2-2222--4-4444--|
E]------------------0-0000--2-2222--|
D A E
e]--2-2222--0-0000--0-0000-0-0000--|
B]--3-3333--2-2222--0-0000-0-0000--|
G]--2-2222--2-2222--1-1111-1-1111--|
D]--0-0000--2-2222--2-2222-2-2222--|
A]----------0-0000--2-2222-2-2222--|
E]------------------0-0000-0-0000--|
D A E F#m
Hey, hey, what do you say
D A E F#m
I come from a place called the U.S. of A.
D A E F#m
Ho, ho, what do you know
D A E
Hop in my car and let's go
CHORUS 1:
A E
e]--0-0000-0-0000--0-0000-0-0000--|
B]--2-2222-2-2222--0-0000-0-0000--|
G]--2-2222-2-2222--1-1111-1-1111--|
D]--2-2222-2-2222--2-2222-2-2222--| (x2)
A]--0-0000-0-0000--2-2222-2-2222--|
E]-----------------0-0000-0-0000--|
D A
e]--2-2222-2-2222--0-0000-0-0000--|
B]--3-3333-3-3333--2-2222-2-2222--|
G]--2-2222-2-2222--2-2222-2-2222--|
D]--0-0000-0-0000--2-2222-2-2222--| (x2)
A]-----------------0-0000-0-0000--|
E]--------------------------------|
A E A
e]--0-0000--0-0000--0-0000-0-0000-0-0000-0-0000--|
B]--2-2222--0-0000--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222--|
G]--2-2222--1-1111--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222--|
D]--2-2222--2-2222--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222--|
A]--0-0000--2-2222--0-0000-0-0000-0-0000-0-0000--|
E]----------0-0000-------------------------------|
A E
Well, this is a song for America
A E
Home of the red, white and blue
D A
Land of Marilyn Monroe and James Dean
D A
Apple pie, baseball and Shell gasoline
A E A
And if you don't love her, fuck you
VERSE 2:
D A E F#m
e]--2-2222--0-0000--0-0000--2-2222--|
B]--3-3333--2-2222--0-0000--2-2222--|
G]--2-2222--2-2222--1-1111--2-2222--|
D]--0-0000--2-2222--2-2222--4-4444--| (x3)
A]----------0-0000--2-2222--4-4444--|
E]------------------0-0000--2-2222--|
D A E
e]--2-2222--0-0000--0-0000-0-0000--|
B]--3-3333--2-2222--0-0000-0-0000--|
G]--2-2222--2-2222--1-1111-1-1111--|
D]--0-0000--2-2222--2-2222-2-2222--|
A]----------0-0000--2-2222-2-2222--|
E]------------------0-0000-0-0000--|
D A E F#m
Beloved by all from Tikrit to Beijing
D A E F#m
If the world were a school we'd be homecoming king
D A E F#m
Worshiped by France, and by North Vietnam
D A E
Afganistan thinks we're the bomb
CHORUS 2:
A E
e]--0-0000-0-0000--0-0000-0-0000--|
B]--2-2222-2-2222--0-0000-0-0000--|
G]--2-2222-2-2222--1-1111-1-1111--|
D]--2-2222-2-2222--2-2222-2-2222--| (x2)
A]--0-0000-0-0000--2-2222-2-2222--|
E]-----------------0-0000-0-0000--|
D A
e]--2-2222-2-2222--0-0000-0-0000--|
B]--3-3333-3-3333--2-2222-2-2222--|
G]--2-2222-2-2222--2-2222-2-2222--|
D]--0-0000-0-0000--2-2222-2-2222--| (x3)
A]-----------------0-0000-0-0000--|
E]--------------------------------|
A E A
e]--0-0000--0-0000--0-0000-0-0000-0-0000-0-0000--|
B]--2-2222--0-0000--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222--|
G]--2-2222--1-1111--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222--|
D]--2-2222--2-2222--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222--|
A]--0-0000--2-2222--0-0000-0-0000-0-0000-0-0000--|
E]----------0-0000-------------------------------|
A E
Oh, this is a song for America
A E
Home of the red, white and blue
D A
Land of Marilyn Monroe and James Dean
D A
Apple pie, baseball and Shell gasoline
D A
SUVs, handguns and US Magazine
A E A
And if you don't love her, fuck you
VERSE 3:
D A E F#m
e]--2-2222--0-0000--0-0000--2-2222--|
B]--3-3333--2-2222--0-0000--2-2222--|
G]--2-2222--2-2222--1-1111--2-2222--|
D]--0-0000--2-2222--2-2222--4-4444--| (x3)
A]----------0-0000--2-2222--4-4444--|
E]------------------0-0000--2-2222--|
D A E
e]--2-2222--0-0000--0-0000-0-0000--|
B]--3-3333--2-2222--0-0000-0-0000--|
G]--2-2222--2-2222--1-1111-1-1111--|
D]--0-0000--2-2222--2-2222-2-2222--|
A]----------0-0000--2-2222-2-2222--|
E]------------------0-0000-0-0000--|
D A E F#m
Our Human Rights record is something of note
D A E F#m
We freed all our slaves and gave women the vote
D A E F#m
Everyone's equal, forever, always
D A E
Unless you're one of them gays
CHORUS 3:
A E
e]--0-0000-0-0000--0-0000-0-0000--|
B]--2-2222-2-2222--0-0000-0-0000--|
G]--2-2222-2-2222--1-1111-1-1111--|
D]--2-2222-2-2222--2-2222-2-2222--| (x2)
A]--0-0000-0-0000--2-2222-2-2222--|
E]-----------------0-0000-0-0000--|
D A
e]--2-2222-2-2222--0-0000-0-0000--|
B]--3-3333-3-3333--2-2222-2-2222--|
G]--2-2222-2-2222--2-2222-2-2222--|
D]--0-0000-0-0000--2-2222-2-2222--| (x4)
A]-----------------0-0000-0-0000--|
E]--------------------------------|
A E A
e]--0-0000--0-0000--0-0000-0-0000-0-0000-0-0000--|
B]--2-2222--0-0000--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222--|
G]--2-2222--1-1111--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222--|
D]--2-2222--2-2222--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222--|
A]--0-0000--2-2222--0-0000-0-0000-0-0000-0-0000--|
E]----------0-0000-------------------------------|
A E
Oh, this is a song for America
A E
Home of the red, white and blue
D A
Land of Marilyn Monroe and James Dean
D A
Apple pie, baseball and Shell gasoline
D A
SUVs, handguns and US Magazine
D A
Low-carb diets and fast food cuisine
A E A
And if you don't love her, fuck you
VERSE 4:
D A E F#m
e]--2-2222--0-0000--0-0000--2-2222--|
B]--3-3333--2-2222--0-0000--2-2222--|
G]--2-2222--2-2222--1-1111--2-2222--|
D]--0-0000--2-2222--2-2222--4-4444--| (x3)
A]----------0-0000--2-2222--4-4444--|
E]------------------0-0000--2-2222--|
D A E
e]--2-2--0-0000--0-0000-0-0000--|
B]--3-3--2-2222--0-0000-0-0000--|
G]--2-2--2-2222--1-1111-1-1111--|
D]--0-0--2-2222--2-2222-2-2222--|
A]-------0-0000--2-2222-2-2222--|
E]---------------0-0000-0-0000--|
D A E F#m
To all war-torn nations, to those in termoil
D A E F#m
We'll help you kill despots; we'll help you drill oil
D A E F#m
And if you don't want our help, that's okay
D A E
We're coming in anyway
BRIDGE:
A E
e]--0-0000-0-0000--0-0000-0-0000--|
B]--2-2222-2-2222--0-0000-0-0000--|
G]--2-2222-2-2222--1-1111-1-1111--|
D]--2-2222-2-2222--2-2222-2-2222--| (x2)
A]--0-0000-0-0000--2-2222-2-2222--|
E]-----------------0-0000-0-0000--|
D A
e]--2-2222-2-2222--0-0000-0-0000--|
B]--3-3333-3-3333--2-2222-2-2222--|
G]--2-2222-2-2222--2-2222-2-2222--|
D]--0-0000-0-0000--2-2222-2-2222--| (x9)
A]-----------------0-0000-0-0000--|
E]--------------------------------|
D F#m D E A
e]--2-2222-2-2222--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-|-2-2222--0-0000--0-0000-0-0000-0-0000-0-0000--|
B]--3-3333-3-3333--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-|-3-3333--0-0000--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222--|
G]--2-2222-2-2222--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-|-2-2222--1-1111--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222--|
D]--0-0000-0-0000--4-4444-4-4444-4-4444-4-4444-|-0-0000--2-2222--2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222--|
A]-----------------4-4444-4-4444-4-4444-4-4444-|---------2-2222--0-0000-0-0000-0-0000-0-0000--|
E]-----------------2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-2-2222-|---------0-0000-------------------------------|
A E
Oh, this is a song for America
A E
Home of the red, white and blue
D A
Land of Marilyn Monroe and James Dean
D A
Apple pie, baseball and Shell gasoline
D A
SUVs, handguns and US Magazine
D A
Low-carb diets and fast food cuisine
D A
Crack, cocaine, Abu Ghraib and nicotine
D A
Swindling CEOs getting off clean
D A
House wives all hopped up on amphetamine
D A
Nipples get rated NC-17
D A
FEMA and levees and Hurricane Katrina
D F#m
George Bush's great rolling war machine
D E A
I think we're in trouble, don't you?
VERSE 5/OUTRO:
D A E F#m
e]--3~--0~--0~--2~~--|
B]--3~--2~--0~--2~~--|
G]--2~--2~--1~--2~~--|
D]--0~--2~--2~--4~~--| (x5)
A]------0~--2~--4~~--|
E]----------0~--2~~--|
D E A D E A E A
e]--2-2222--0-0000--0-0000-0-0000-|-2-2222--0-0000--0-00--0--0~~~--|
B]--3-3333--0-0000--2-2222-2-2222-|-3-3333--0-0000--2-22--0--2~~~--|
G]--2-2222--1-1111--2-2222-2-2222-|-2-2222--1-1111--2-22--1--2~~~--|
D]--0-0000--2-2222--2-2222-2-2222-|-0-0000--2-2222--2-22--2--2~~~--|
A]----------2-2222--0-0000-0-0000-|---------2-2222--0-00--2--0~~~--|
E]----------0-0000----------------|---------0-0000--------0--------|
D A E F#m
It might seem I don't think our country's so great
D A E F#m
But intolerance, bigotry, greed's what I hate
D A E F#m
Most folks are honest and decent and true
D A E F#m
Peaceful, compassionate, good through and through
D A E F#m
That's what it means to be red, white and blue
D E A
And if you don't think so fuck you
D E A E A
If you don't think so fuck you...
13.
D e a r D i a r y 4
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
Am C Cmaj9 Em F G
e]---0----0----0----0----1----3---|
B]---1----1----1----0----1----0---|
G]---2----0----0----0----2----0---|
D]---2----2----0----2----3----0---|
A]---0----3----2----2----3----2---|
E]------------------0----1----3---|
INTRO:
C Em
e]--------------------------0~--------|
B]------------------------0----0------|
G]-----0-----0-----0----0--------0----|
D]-------0h2---0h2-----------------2--| (x2)
A]--3~--------------------------------|
E]--------------------0---------------|
VERSE:
C Em
e]--------0~-------------0~--------|
B]------1----1---------0----0------|
G]----0--------0-----0--------0----|
D]---------------2--------------2--| (x4)
A]--3------------------------------|
E]-----------------0---------------|
F G C Cmaj9 Am F G
e]--------1~-------------3~-------|-------0--------0--------0~-------|-------1~----------3--|
B]------1----1---------0----0-----|-----1--------1--------1----1-----|-----1----1--------0--|
G]----2--------2-----0--------0---|---0--------0--------2--------2---|---2--------2------0--|
D]---------------3--------------0-|--------------------------------2-|--------------3----0--|
A]--------------------------------|-3--------2--------0--------------|-------------------2--|
E]--1--------------3--------------|----------------------------------|-1---------------3-3--|
C Em
Dear Diary - today was a grand day
C Em
Took a bath, had a spot of tea
C Em
Did the New York Times Crossword puzzle
C Em
Listened to a symphony
F G
I think I'll go for a leisurely drive now
C Cmaj9 Am
See what the day will bring
F G
Life is good. Love,
N/C
Rodney King
OUTRO:
C Em C
e]--------------------------0~------------0~~~--|
B]------------------------0----0---------1~~~---|
G]-----0-----0-----0----0--------0------0~~~----|
D]-------0h2---0h2-----------------2---2~~~-----|
A]--3~--------------------------------3~~~------|
E]--------------------0-------------------------|
14.
H a l l e l u j a h
( p l a y e d o r i g i n a l l y o n P i a n o )
Tuning: E (Standard)
CHORDS USED:
Am A# C Cmaj9 F G
e]---0----1----0----0----1----3---|
B]---1----3----1----1----1----0---|
G]---2----3----0----0----2----0---|
D]---2----3----2----0----3----0---|
A]---0----1----3----2----3----2---|
E]-----------------------1----3---|
INTRO:
C - G - Am - F (x2)
VERSE 1:
C
I want to write you a poem
G
That stands the test of all time
Am
A couplet, a quatrain, a balled, an ode
F
With meter and rhythm and rhyme
VERSE 2:
C
I want it to speak of your virtue
G
Sing praise to your stature and poise
Am
I want it to capture your beauty
F
The soul that's alive in your voice
VERSE 3:
C
I want it to tell of your wisdom
G
How the courage within your heart soars
Am
But all I can think of is how I'd be lovin'
F G C
Them big, big, big titties of yours
CHORUS 1:
A# F C
Ohhhhhh, Hallelujah!
A# F C
Ohhh, how my heart sings!
A# F C
Ohhhhhh, Hallelujah!
A# F C
Ohhhhhh, love those things!
VERSE 4:
C
They bounce like a kid on a trampoline
G
They swing like a '40s jazz band
Am
They stand up like a rock-solid alibi
F
They don't even fit in my hand
VERSE 5:
C
They curve like a pitch in the Big Leagues
G
They burn with a passion so hot
Am
And that is the reason I can't wait to squeeze on
F G C
Them big, big, big titties you've got
CHORUS 2:
A# F C
Ohhhhhh, Hallelujah!
A# F C
Ohhh, love's in the air!
A# F C
Ohhhhhh, Hallelujah!
A# F C Cmaj9
Ohhhhhh, what a pair!
BRIDGE:
Am G F G
Oh, I need to knead them, like sculptures knead clay
Am G F G
They dance in my dreams in a graceful ballet
Am G F G C
I'll kiss them so sweetly goodnight at the end of the day
VERSE 6:
C
They're firm like a John Grisham novel
G
They swell like a wave in the sea
Am
No matter what part of the room that I'm in
F
They're always looking at me
VERSE 7:
C
They're soft like the cheek of a baby
G
They're sweet like the honey of bees
Am
I'll never ignore them, I'll even adore them
F G C
Someday when they're touching your knees
CHORUS 3:
A# F C
Ohhhhhh, Hallelujah!
A# F C
Ohhhhhh, what a rack!
A# F C
Ohhhhhh, Hallelujah!
A# F C
Ohhhhhh, hurt your back!
CHORUS 4:
A# F C
Ohhhhhh, Hallelujah!
A# F C
Ohhhhhh, on my knees!
A# F C
Ohhhhhh, Hallelujah!
A# F C
Ohhhhhh, double D's!
CHORUS 5/OUTRO:
A# F C
Ohhhhhh, Hallelujah!
A# F C
Ohhhhhh, glory be!
A# F C
Ohhhhhh, Hallelujah!
A# F C
Ohhhhhh, set them free...
[ B O N U S ] N e w e r "D e a r D i a r y" E n t r i e s
DEAR DIARY 5:
C Em
Dear Diary, today was a good day
C Em
I'm a girl who sings with soul
C Em
I’m writing songs and making records
C Em
I feel my life is finally whole
F G
I'll out sell Whitney and Janet,
C Cmaj9 Am
Celine and Madonna
F G
I feel a big hit coming,
N/C
Rihanna
DEAR DIARY 6:
C Em
Dear Diary, last night was a rough night
C Em
I stayed awake, thinking deep
C Em
I had to call my favourite doctor
C Em
To give me medicine to help me sleep
F G
I think the drugs he gave me are working
C Cmaj9 Am
And I'm finally relaxin'
F G
Goodnight Diary,
N/C
"He-he-hee!"
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