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Weenie Ride by Steel Panther
Weenie Ride
Tuning: Standard (EADGBE)
solo
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------5--7--9-----7----------------------------------|
D|----7----------------7---9--------------------10h12--10p9--10p9-------9----|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------12--------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Pm-------------------------------------
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------9------9-----9------9------------------------------------|
D|--------------12-----10-----9--------------------9--10--9tr~---------------|
A|--11------------------------------12-----11--12----------------------------|
E|-------12------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|15--13--12--13-----------------------------8---------------------8---------|
B|---------------15b17br15----12----------------10--------------------10-----|
G|--------------------------------------------------9----------9-------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------10--------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------12----------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|--7------------------7-----5-----------------5-----4-----------------------|
B|-----8------------------8-----6-----------------6-----5--------------------|
G|--------7---------7--------------5--------5--------------4-----------------|
D|-----------9------------------------7-----------------------6--------------|
A|--------------10-----------------------8-----------------------7~----------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|----------------------------------19b20-19b20-19b20-19b20------17h19p17\14-|
B|-----------17~--------------20~--------------------------------------------|
G|--14~--------------16~-----------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|--17p14--------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------15----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------14\11---------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------14--12-------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------13~--------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
I want to tell you 'bout something fun
So I wrote you this song
If you've ever been to Disneyland
You know the lines can be real long
But I got a ride that the bitches love
And you won't have to wait at all
All you've got to do is ditch your boyfriend
And give sexy Michael Starr a call
I'll take your ass for a weenie ride
Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride
It's scary like a rollercoaster
It will stretch you out so wide
Gonna take your ass for a weenie ride
Hold on tight 'cause I'm coming inside
It's better than a ferris wheel or a water slide
It's a weenie ride
I want to sing about a thing that's funner than a swing and better than the
Monkey bars
You can take it on the couch or your water bed or in the back of your
Daddy's car
And it's open all day, night time too, seven fucking days a week
It only shuts down intermittently so I can take a leak
So put that snatch on a weenie ride
Ride her face down or on your side
You'll be amazed what you can fit in there
When some leverage is applied
Open your legs for a weenie ride
You won't be the first to see it and cry
Just bring the baby wipes and some astroglide
It's a weenie ride
Oh yeah
Scream for me
Honey, won't you try the weenie ride
You're never gonna be the same
Baby, how you gonna get to Heaven if you can't take a little pain?
Step right up for a weenie ride
It's even more fun when you're gagged and tied
Oops, I think I got a little DNA
All over your backside
Go on and tell your friends about the weenie ride
You can charge admission, baby, I don't mind
Even with the big old muff you won't get tonight
For the weenie ride
Ooh
Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride)
Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Come spread your
Thighs)
Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Ooh ooh ooh, Ooh ooh
Ooh, Ooh ooh ooh, Ooh ooh ooh)
Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride)
Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride,
Yeah)
Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Baby, baby, baby)
It's a weenie ride
| / slide up
| \ slide down
| h hammer-on
| p pull-off
| ~ vibrato
| + harmonic
| x Mute note
| Pm Palm Mute
| b Bend
| pb Pre-bend
| br Bend release
| pbr Pre-bend release
| brb Bend release bend
| tr~ Trill
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version 2
solo
d#|----------------------------------------------------------|
A#|----------------------------------------------------------|
F#|-------------8-8/10~--8~----------------------------------|
C#|-8~--8-10-11--------------11h13-11p10-11p10----10---------|
G#|--------------------------------------------13----12~-----|
D#|-------------------------------------------------------13~|
=
. . . . . . . . . . . . .
d#|----------------------------------------------------16--14--13--14-------------|
A#|--------------------------------------------------x----------------16b-16br-13~|
F#|-10----10----10----10----10---------------------x------------------------------|
C#|----13----11----10----------------10-11-10TR11---------------------------------|
G#|----------------------13----12-13----------------------------------------------|
D#|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
=
d#|-9----------------9-----8-------------8----6-----------6----5---------|
A#|---11----------11---11----9---------9---9----7-------7---7----6-------|
F#|------10----10--------------8----8-------------6---6------------5-----|
C#|---------11-------------------10-----------------8----------------7---|
G#|--------------------------------------------------------------------8~|
D#|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
=
d#|---------------------20b-20b-20b-20br--18h20p18\15-18-15-------------------|
A#|------18~-------21~--------------------------------------16----------------|
F#|-15~-------17~----------------------------------------------15\12----------|
C#|------------------------------------------------------------------13-------|
G#|---------------------------------------------------------------------13-14~|
D#|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
I want to tell you 'bout something fun
So I wrote you this song
If you've ever been to Disneyland
You know the lines can be real long
But I got a ride that the bitches love
And you won't have to wait at all
All you've got to do is ditch your boyfriend
And give sexy Michael Starr a call
I'll take your ass for a weenie ride
Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride
It's scary like a rollercoaster
It will stretch you out so wide
Gonna take your ass for a weenie ride
Hold on tight 'cause I'm coming inside
It's better than a ferris wheel or a water slide
It's a weenie ride
I want to sing about a thing that's funner than a swing and better than the
Monkey bars
You can take it on the couch or your water bed or in the back of your
Daddy's car
And it's open all day, night time too, seven fucking days a week
It only shuts down intermittently so I can take a leak
So put that snatch on a weenie ride
Ride her face down or on your side
You'll be amazed what you can fit in there
When some leverage is applied
Open your legs for a weenie ride
You won't be the first to see it and cry
Just bring the baby wipes and some astroglide
It's a weenie ride
Oh yeah
Scream for me
Honey, won't you try the weenie ride
You're never gonna be the same
Baby, how you gonna get to Heaven if you can't take a little pain?
Step right up for a weenie ride
It's even more fun when you're gagged and tied
Oops, I think I got a little DNA
All over your backside
Go on and tell your friends about the weenie ride
You can charge admission, baby, I don't mind
Even with the big old muff you won't get tonight
For the weenie ride
Ooh
Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride)
Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Come spread your
Thighs)
Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Ooh ooh ooh, Ooh ooh
Ooh, Ooh ooh ooh, Ooh ooh ooh)
Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride)
Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride,
Yeah)
Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Baby, baby, baby)
It's a weenie ride
LEGEND
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Layout Notation:
====== - Section, such as Bridge or solo, closed (after correct number of plays, move to the next section)
= - Section, such as Bridge or solo, still active: after correct number of plays, move to next bar.
x(#) - Repeat as indicated (x3 indicates repeating the riff twice more, etc.)
Grid Notation:
~ - vibrato (bend the string and release rapidly)
* - deaden note (stop notes from ringing)
# - pick slide (#\ inidcates sliding lower in pitch, #/ indicates higher in pitch)
X - dead string (Mute string with your fretting hand)
{} - pinch harmonic (bring the picking thumb across the string after picking note)
[] - natural harmonic (lightly rest fretting finger on string, then pick)
/ - slide up (higher in pitch)(2/4 indicates fretting the 2nd fret, then sliding to the 4th without
a 2nd pick-stroke)
\ - slide down (lower in pitch)(4/2 indicates fretting the 4th fret, then sliding to the 2nd without
a 2nd pick-stroke)
b - bend ("16b" would indicate bending the 16th fret)
r - release bend ("16br" would indicate bending the 16th fret up, then releasing back to neutral position)
br - bend, then release
brp - bend, release, then pull; usually in a fluid motion
h - hammer-on to indicated fret (0h2 indicates picking open string, then fretting the 2nd fret without
a second pick-stroke)
p - pull-off to indicated fret (12p10 indicates picking the twelfth fret, then lifting your finger to
a pre-fretted 10th fret without a second pickstroke)
pb - pre-bend, in some cases signifies a previous bend being held (bend the string before picking)
pbr - pre-bend release (bend the string before picking, then release string after picking)
T - Tap note with pick or a picking hand finger, usually in a quick hammer-on/pull-off section
TR - trill (10TR12 would indicate to hammer and pull continually between the two specified notes)
trm - tremolo pick (pick very rapidly)
Above Grid Notation:
. - palm mute (mute the strings with your picking hand while picking)
\/ - use tremolo bar ("whammy" bar)(either raise or lower the pitch dramatically)
^ - Upstroke (use an up pick-stroke)
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