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Double Team by Tenacious D
Double Team
Standard Tuning
Intro riff:
Em C A G B
E-------7----8---------8------5-------5-----3-------7---|
B---7h8-8-------8--------8------5-------5-----3-------7-|
G-----------------10h11-----5-----5h6-----4-------7-----|
D---------10--------------------------------------------|
A-7-----------------------------------------------------|
E----------------------------------------------5/9------|
Damn A Hard Days Rockin/
better slip/
off ma shoes.
Em C A G B
E-------7----8---------8------5-------5-----3-------7---|
B---7h8-8-------8--------8------5-------5-----3-------7-|
G-----------------10h11-----5-----5h6-----4-------7-----|
D---------10--------------------------------------------|
A-7-----------------------------------------------------|
E----------------------------------------------5/9------|
Maybe Give a/
little stretch, an’ a bend, get ma toe to/
Jacuzzi baby.
This repeated riff is played again but slightly differently and a few extra notes are added
Altered Intro Riff:
E--------7---------7-8----------------------------------|
B---7/8--8----5-5-----8-5---5----5------5----5-4--------|
G---9-------5----------------6----5------4--------------|
D---10---------------------7----7--7---5----7-----------|
A-7-----------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------|
We slip out/
this book,the/
buttress/
of Windsor HoHoHo whos this?
E--------7----------3-----------------------------------|
B---7/8--8--5---------5-5---5----5------5----5-4--------|
G---9---------6-6------------6----5------4--------------|
D---10---------------------7----7--7---5----7-----------|
A-7-----------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------|
That’s the first thing/
that I say to you, hows it goin?/
Are you Flowin?
E--------7----------3-----------------------------------|
B---7/8--8--5---------5-5---5----5------5----5-4--------|
G---9---------6-6------------6----5------4--------------|
D---10---------------------7----7--7---5----7-----------|
A-7-----------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------|
Listen/
Honey, Thinkin about a couple/
things to say to you, Showin!/
Growin!
E--------7----------3-----------------------------------|
B---7/8--8--5---------5-5---5----5------5----5-4--------|
G---9---------6-6------------6----5------4--------------|
D---10---------------------7----7--7---5----7-----------|
A-7-----------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------|
MAN I’d like to place my/
hand upon your fukin sexy/
ass and squeeze!! AND/
SQUEEAEEZE!!
The Last Part of the intro uses these chords in the order shown, where KG plays them all
the electric distorted guitar comes in at about chord A, With Sharp Downward Strums. If
want to play all the song with one guitar, play the electric with an acoustic effect for
intro, and at chord A, flick over to distortion and begin the next part.
Em C A G B
E---7---|---8---|---5---|---3---|---7---|
B---8---|---8---|---5---|---3---|---7---|
G---9---|---9---|---6---|---4---|---8---|
D---9---|---10--|---7---|---5---|---9---|
A---7---|---10--|---7---|---5---|---9---|
E---7---|---8---|---5---|---3---|---7---|
TAKE OFF YOUR BLOWSE AND YOUR UNDERPANTS, AND TAKE A LOOK!!!
Part 1:
(after intro finish at chord A if your playing song with 1 guitar)
Starts sharp strumming with just 2 strings played and the rest muted like this.
D--0--- ]
A--0--- X8 ]
]------ This is while the line “AND TAKE A LOOK”
D--1--- ] is being sung.
A--1--- X6 ]
Then the singing starts...
Em-022000
Bb-x13331
A -002220
G -355433
Cause here me and
Em
KG come naked,
Bb A G
Out of the side-hatch,
Em Bb A G
With the oils and perfume and incense.
Em
Now you're groovin',
Bb A G Em
Put on a cool '70s groove.
E---------------------------|
B---------------------------|
G---------------------------|
D---------------------------|
A---------------------------|
E-0-0-2-0-2h3-5-5-7-5-7b8b7-|
A funky groove to fuck to
E---------------------------|
B---------------------------|
G---------------------------|
D---------------------------|
A---------------------------|
E-0-0-2-0-2h3-5-5-7-5-7b8b7-|
A FUN-ky groove to fuck to
Part 2:
In this part you play the guitar with a funky jazz style. Repeat the riff below once for
line.
E-------------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------------|
G-----------------------0-2-0-2-0-2b3-2-2-2p0-----| Palm Muted
D-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0h2-2---------------------------|
A-------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------|
Me, Me and KG, its all about sex supreme, we like extra cream cheese.
Have you ever bin burped on? By 2 guys who are Hypo-euspentious.
………That’s what I’m offerin You!
You slip in to our room, and then you smell a perfume.
You lay upon our roundish bed and then you feel a tickling on your head.
Its KG with a feather and a French tickler, look out baby he got the
tools.
And then you feel somethin down by your feet. Its me, its JB, I SUCK upon your TOES.
Part 3:
This parts fairly easy just lots of strumming and distortion.
E-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|---------------------|
B-8-8-7-8-8-8-8-7-8-|---------------------|
G-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
D-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
E-------------------|---------------------|
We don't mind sucking/
on toes.
E-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-------------------|
B-8-8-7-8-8-8-8-7-8-|-------------------|
G-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-|
D-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-|
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-|
E-------------------|-------------------|
You look fine an/
A woman in the TOE’O.
E---------------------|
B---------------------|
G-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-|
D-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-|
A-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
E---------------------|
Havin Sex With Me an KG.
E---------------------|
B---------------------|
G-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-|
D-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-|
A-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
E---------------------|
Now Your Talking Double Team Supreme.
E---------------------|
B---------------------|
G-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-------|X4
D-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
A-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-5-5-5-|
E---------------3-3-3-|
|-------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------|
|-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
|-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
|-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
|-------------------------------------------|
LETS ROLE OOOooooooooaaaaarrrr
|-------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------|
|-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
|-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
|-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
|-------------------------------------------|
OOHOOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOooo OOOOOAaaarrrrrrrrrrrr
Final guitar bit:
E----------------------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------------------------|
G-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-8-8-8-8-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-|
D-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-8-8-8-8-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-|
A-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-6-6-6-6--8--8--8--8--8--8--8-|
E----------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------------------|
G-13-13-13-13-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-|
D-13-13-13-13-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-|
A-11-11-11-11-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-|
E-------------------------------------------------------|
E-0-0-x-0-0-x-0-0-x-0-0-x-0-|
B-0-0-x-0-0-x-0-0-x-0-0-x-0-|
G-1-1-x-1-1-x-1-1-x-1-1-x-1-| let the last strum ring
D-2-2-x-2-2-x-2-2-x-2-2-x-2-|
A-2-2-x-2-2-x-2-2-x-2-2-x-2-|
E-0-0-x-0-0-x-0-0-x-0-0-x-0-|
WHAT, YEA, HWAH, NOOa HOOooooooo oh………That’s it, that’s right
Quickly Slide your pick slowly down the A (second lowest) string.
OMG, OH I THINK I’M GONA, whooooooa burp, bURRPA, BEEEEP, FRIDGE!
Finally finish on a palm muted Bb Chord.
That was the One…
Hail SATAN, HAIL SATAN, HAIL SATAN…
Damn, a hard day's rockin'. Better slip off ma shoes.
Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend.
Dip m'toe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book:
The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it goin'?
[sung]
That's the first that I say to you.
How's it goin'? Are you flowin'?
Listen honey,
Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you,
Showin', growin',
Man I'd like to place my hand
upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze.
And squeeze!
Take off your blouse,
And your underpants,
Then take a look,
'Cause here me and KG come naked,
Out of the side-hatch,
With the oils and perfume and incense.
Now you're groovin',
Put on a cool '70s groove
A funky groove to fuck to
A funky groove to fuck to
Me, me and KG,
It's all about sex supreme,
We likes to cream jeans. (sex)
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch? (sex)
That's what I'm offerin' you.
You step into our room,
And then you smell the perfume,
You lay upon our roundish bed,
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
It's KG with the feather and the French tickler,
Look out baby he got the tools.
And then you feel somethin' down by your feet.
It's me, it's JB, I'm suckin' upon your toes.
We don't mind suckin' on toes!
Good luck findin' a boyfriend who sucks toes!
Havin' sex with me and KG,
Now you're talkin' double team supreme.
Let's roll!
Oh!
[2-part:] Ahh, oh!
What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh!
Ah, that's it, that's right, oh my Go-, oh-I-think-I'm-gonna, Ohh!
Deht! Deht! Eeee!
...Splooge!
[spoken]
That was the one.
[JB:] Hail Satan!
[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!
[KG:] Hail Satan!
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version 2
E|---------7---------------------------------------------------------|
B|----7/8--8-----13-------13-13----10-----10-10----8--------10-------|
G|------------------12-------12-------9-------9------7---------9-----|
D|------------10-------10--------7------7--------5-----5--7------7---|
A|--7----------------------------------------------------------------|
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
Reapeat this through out the begining of the song.
Damn, a hard day's rockin'. Better slip off ma shoes.
Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend.
Dip m'toe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book:
The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it goin'?
[sung]
That's the first that I say to you.
How's it goin'? Are you flowin'?
Listen honey,
Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you,
Showin', growin',
Man I'd like to place my hand
upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze.
And squeeze!
Take off your blouse,
And your underpants,
Then take a look,
'Cause here me and KG come naked,
Out of the side-hatch,
With the oils and perfume and incense.
Now you're groovin',
Put on a cool '70s groove
A funky groove to fuck to
A funky groove to fuck to
Me, me and KG,
It's all about sex supreme,
We likes to cream jeans. (sex)
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch? (sex)
That's what I'm offerin' you.
You step into our room,
And then you smell the perfume,
You lay upon our roundish bed,
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
It's KG with the feather and the French tickler,
Look out baby he got the tools.
And then you feel somethin' down by your feet.
It's me, it's JB, I'm suckin' upon your toes.
We don't mind suckin' on toes!
Good luck findin' a boyfriend who sucks toes!
Havin' sex with me and KG,
Now you're talkin' double team supreme.
Let's roll!
Oh!
[2-part:] Ahh, oh!
What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh!
Ah, that's it, that's right, oh my Go-, oh-I-think-I'm-gonna, Ohh!
Deht! Deht! Eeee!
...Splooge!
[spoken]
That was the one.
[JB:] Hail Satan!
[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!
[KG:] Hail Satan!
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version 3
Key:
h=hammer
^=Legato slide
/ or \= Shift slide
E|---------7------8--------8------5------5--------3--------7-----------|
B|----7h8--8-------8---------8-----5-------5-------3--------7----------|
G|----9----9---------9h10----9------6h7----6------------------0--------|
D|-----------9--10----10---------7---7----------5-----5^9--------------|
A|--7------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
Repeat once
E|-----------7----------------8--------0------0-------0--------0-------|
B|-----7h8---8-----------------8----------------0-------0-------08-----|
G|-----9-----9--0-----9--9---------------6--------------4----------9---|
D|-----9-----------------10------10\7------7------7\5------5/9-----9---|
A|-----7-----------------10------10\7------7------7\5------5/9-----7---|
e|--0--------------8---------8----8\5------5------5\3------3/7---------|
Slip out The Buttress Ho, ho, ho
this book, of Windsor who's this?
E|---------7-------------0--------------0-----0-----------0---------0-----|
B|----7h8--8-0-----------0----------------0------0-----------0---------0--|
G|----9----9-0-----------9----------------6------6-----------4---------8--|
D|----9----------10--10--10---10--10\7------7------7----5-------5/9------9|
A|----7----------10--10-------10--10\7------7------7----5-------5/9------9|
e|--0-----0-------8---8--------8---8\5------5------5-0--3-------3/7------7|
How's it goin? That's the 1st thing I say How's it goin? Are u
say to you flowin?
Repeat the last line 3 times
This ends on the word Underpants
Damn, a hard day's rockin'. Better slip off ma shoes.
Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend.
Dip m'toe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book:
The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it goin'?
[sung]
That's the first that I say to you.
How's it goin'? Are you flowin'?
Listen honey,
Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you,
Showin', growin',
Man I'd like to place my hand
upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze.
And squeeze!
Take off your blouse,
And your underpants,
Then take a look,
'Cause here me and KG come naked,
Out of the side-hatch,
With the oils and perfume and incense.
Now you're groovin',
Put on a cool '70s groove
A funky groove to fuck to
A funky groove to fuck to
Me, me and KG,
It's all about sex supreme,
We likes to cream jeans. (sex)
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch? (sex)
That's what I'm offerin' you.
You step into our room,
And then you smell the perfume,
You lay upon our roundish bed,
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
It's KG with the feather and the French tickler,
Look out baby he got the tools.
And then you feel somethin' down by your feet.
It's me, it's JB, I'm suckin' upon your toes.
We don't mind suckin' on toes!
Good luck findin' a boyfriend who sucks toes!
Havin' sex with me and KG,
Now you're talkin' double team supreme.
Let's roll!
Oh!
[2-part:] Ahh, oh!
What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh!
Ah, that's it, that's right, oh my Go-, oh-I-think-I'm-gonna, Ohh!
Deht! Deht! Eeee!
...Splooge!
[spoken]
That was the one.
[JB:] Hail Satan!
[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!
[KG:] Hail Satan!
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version 4
The timeings a little off so listen to the song to figure it out.
E|--------7------8-------8----5------5-----3------7-----------------|
B|----7/8-8-------8-------8----5------5-----3------7----------------|
G|----9-------------9/10---------6/7--------------------------------|
D|----------9-10---10--------7---7-------5----5/9----5--------------|
A|--7-------------------------------------------------7-------------|
e|------------------------------------------------------------------|
Reapeat twice
E|--------7---------------8-----------------------------------------|
B|----7/8-8-----------------8------5-----5-----5---5-------5-4------|
G|----9----------9--9---------9------6-----4---------4-------4------|
D|----------9-10-10-10-10--------7-----7-----7---5---5-5-5-----5----|
A|--7-----------------------------------------------------------7---|
e|------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------7---------------------------------------------------------|
B|----7/8-8-0------5-----5-----5---5-------5-4----------------------|
G|----9-----4-5------6-----6---------4-------4----------------------|
D|------------4--7---7-7---7-7---5---5-5-5-----5--------------------|
A|--7-------------------------------------------7-------------------|
e|------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------7---------------------------------------------------------|
B|----7/8-8-0---5----5-----5-----5---5-------5-4--------------------|
G|----9-----4-5-5------6-----6---------4-------4--------------------|
D|-----------------7---7-7---7-7---5---5-5-5-----5------------------|
A|--7---------------------------------------------7-----------------|
e|------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------7---------------------------------------------------------|
B|----7/8-8-0-0----5-----5-----5---5-------5-4----------------------|
G|----9--------------6-----6---------4--------4---------------------|
D|----------9-9--7-----7-----7---5---5-5-5------5-------------------|
A|--7---------------------------------------------------------------|
e|------------------------------------------------------------------|
Damn, a hard day's rockin'. Better slip off ma shoes.
Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend.
Dip m'toe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book:
The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it goin'?
[sung]
That's the first that I say to you.
How's it goin'? Are you flowin'?
Listen honey,
Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you,
Showin', growin',
Man I'd like to place my hand
upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze.
And squeeze!
Take off your blouse,
And your underpants,
Then take a look,
'Cause here me and KG come naked,
Out of the side-hatch,
With the oils and perfume and incense.
Now you're groovin',
Put on a cool '70s groove
A funky groove to fuck to
A funky groove to fuck to
Me, me and KG,
It's all about sex supreme,
We likes to cream jeans. (sex)
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch? (sex)
That's what I'm offerin' you.
You step into our room,
And then you smell the perfume,
You lay upon our roundish bed,
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
It's KG with the feather and the French tickler,
Look out baby he got the tools.
And then you feel somethin' down by your feet.
It's me, it's JB, I'm suckin' upon your toes.
We don't mind suckin' on toes!
Good luck findin' a boyfriend who sucks toes!
Havin' sex with me and KG,
Now you're talkin' double team supreme.
Let's roll!
Oh!
[2-part:] Ahh, oh!
What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh!
Ah, that's it, that's right, oh my Go-, oh-I-think-I'm-gonna, Ohh!
Deht! Deht! Eeee!
...Splooge!
[spoken]
That was the one.
[JB:] Hail Satan!
[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!
[KG:] Hail Satan!
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