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City Hall by Tenacious D
City Hall
Tuning: Standard
Intro
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A|--------2---------2---------2----------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Pre-Verse
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E|---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--4-5-4-5-4-5-4-5-4-5-4-5-4------------------------------|
Verse (fast)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---5-5-X-X-X-X-5-5---1-1-X-X-X-X-3-3---------------------------------------|
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E|---5-5-X-X-X-X-5-5---1-1-X-X-X-X-3-3---------------------------------------|
Part AFTER "and set fucking fires..." when they are not singing.
()=muted
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B|---5-5-X-X-X-X-5-5---1-(1)-X-X-X-X-3-3-------------------------------------|
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E|---5-5-X-X-X-X-5-5---------X-X-X-X-3-3-------------------------------------|
guitar part (where they are talking "lead us to kings")
"this is optimized for the acoustic guitar"
GUITAR 1 GUITAR 2 comes in at end of riff
variations of this with listen to the song
plucking and strumming to find out exactly when it comes in
e--9---9-7---7-9--- e------------------------------
B--9---9-7---7-9--- B------------------------------
G--9---9-7---7-9--- G------------------------------
D--9---9-7---7-9--- D--66666666-77777777-999999999-
A--0---0-0---0-0--- A--66666666-77777777-999999999-
E------------------ E--44444444-55555555-777777777-
people inside me are telling me to.....
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------5-6-5---------------|
G|---------6/7\6---------------------------------6/7\6-----------7-5b--------|
D|-------7---------7-8-7-8-8/10\8--------------7---------------7-------------|
A|-----7--------------------------8----------7-------------------------------|
E|---5------------------------------8------5---------------------------------|
All you people up there in City Hall,
You're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets.
This is a song for the people in the streets,
Not the people City Hall.
All you motherfuckers in the streets it's time to rise up, up up up
Come along children and fuckin' rise!
Lots of times when me and KG are watchin'
All the fuckin' shit that goes down at City Hall,
We get the feeling we should fuck shit up,
Yeah we should fuckin' start a riot.
A Riot!
We have 'em screaming in the streets,
we have 'em tippin' over shit and breakin' fuckin' windows of small businesses,
and settin' fuckin' fires!
and settin' fuckin' fires!
and settin' fuckin' fires!
[spoken]
And then after the smoke is cleared,
and the rubble has been swept away,
me and KG will peek out our heads.
We've been watching the riots on a monitor twenty floors below sea level,
from a bunker.
We did it Rage-Kage, we beat the bastards of City Hall!
[laughs] But now what will we do?
We must rebuild. But who will lead us in the rebuilding process?
Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how
and the elbow grease to lead us to a new land.
No, not me and KG, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead...
Alright, we'll do it!
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
The first decree is to legalize marijuana.
The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long.
You old fuckin' shrivs who blocked it's legalization,
you're banished from the land!
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
Lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
The second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust,
or ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in tubes!
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh, yeah,
We'll fuckin' lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
(Tube technology.) Chop, chop, let's go.
[spoken]
Third decree: no more... rich people: and poor people.
From now on, we will all be the same... ummm, I dunno,
I gotta think about that...
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings
Ah yeah, ah yeahhhahahaha.
Ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho.
[spoken]
[JB:] Oh my God.
[KG:] Ahh... What?
[JB:] Dude, the red phone is flashing.
[KG:] Oh, yeah.
[JB:] Let me scoop that up. Hello? Two Kings.
[KG:] Who is it?
[JB:] What?! No! No fucking way!
[KG:] What?
[JB:] Rage, there's a potato famine in Idaho, you gotta go down there!
[KG:] Oh my God... what?
[JB:] Dude, I gotta stay here!
[KG:] Why do I have to go?
[JB:] Please! Please!
[KG:] Oh, God, okay.
[JB:] Awesome... is he gone? Alright, emergency meeting of Parliament.
All right Parliament, I know this is fucked up,
but Rage, he can't be King anymore.
Dudes, he's encroaching on my decrees!
Seriously, let's make him "Duke," a kick ass "Duke."
Or "leader formerly known as King," but-- uh-oh he's comin' back...
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh yes
we'll really lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
[KG:] Uh, dude?
[JB:] Rage.
[KG:] I went all over Idaho...
[JB:] Yeah?
[KG:] Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere.
[JB:] What? There was no famine?
[KG:] Yeah, there was no famine, no.
[JB:] Dude.
[KG:] I don't know what's uh...
[JB:] A toast...
[KG:] A toast...
[JB:] Long live the "D."
[KG:] Long live the "D."
[clinking of glasses]
[JB:] Long live me. I'm sorry, I poisoned your wine.
[KG:] What?
[JB:] For the good of the land.
[KG:] You p-- I poisoned yours... huh heh, as well.
[JB/KG:] Noooooooooo!!!!!
No!
[sung]
City, city, city, city, city, city, shitty.
Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty.
Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall.
People inside me are askin' me to smoke up City Hall,
'Cause no one here is talkin'.
People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall,
'Cause no one here is rockin'.
People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall,
'Cause everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em GO! OH!
[spoken]
[JB:] Don't, cut that part out.
[KG:] We've got it.
[JB:] Um, do you believe in God?
[KG:] I believe, I believe.
[JB:] You do?
[KG:] I believe in God. I believe in God.
[JB: (laughs)] Y'do--
[KG:] I believe in God.
[JB:] Do you?
[KG:] I believe in God.
Malibu Nights
[KG (spoken):]
Yeah, but you didn't fuckin' come out with this (one)--! [cuts off on "one"]
[KG starts playing]
[JB (spoken):] I got some lyrics.
[sung]
Malibu nights, tangerine dreams,
Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams,
Malibu, makin' a poo.
Stinky poo, lookin'd view.
Because it's time for my breakfast,
It's time for some cheese.
It's time for the stink,
time for the breeze,
time for the... hah-or-eeee!
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version 2
Chords used in this song :
E
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E ---|---|---|---|---| F#m
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c
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Verse 1:
E B
All you people up there, in City Hall;
E
You're fuckin' it up for the,
B
People that's in the streets.
E
This is a song for the people,
B
In the streets; not the people, City Hall.
Bridge 1:
Ab A Ab A Ab A Ab A Ab
All you mot-her-fuck-ers, in the streets;
A Ab A Ab A Ab A Ab
It's time to rise up, up, up, up,
Ab A Ab A Ab
Come along children and fuckin' rise!
Interlude:
(Faster Tempo):
A F G (x4)
Chorus 1:
A F G
Lots of times, when me and K-G are watchin';
A F G A
All the fuckin' shit that's going down at City Hall.
F G A
We get the feeling we should fuck shit up,
F G
Yeah, we should fuckin' start a riot.
A F G A F G
A riot!
Chorus 2:
A
We have 'em screaming in the streets,
F G A
We have 'em tippin' over shit,
F G A
And breakin' fuckin' windows of small busines-ses,
F G
And settin' fuckin' fires!
A F G
And settin' fuckin' fires!
A F G
And settin' fuckin' fires!
Interlude:
A F G (x4)
Middle 8:
(Slower Tempo):
A Amaj7
And then after the smoke is cleared,
A7
And the rubble has been swept away,
D Dm
Me and KG will peek out our heads.
A
We've been watching the riots on a monitor,
Dm E7
Twenty floors below sea level...from a bunker.
A
We did it Rage-Kage;
Amaj7 A7
We beat the bastards of City Hall!
D Dm
Hahaha! But now what will we do?
A
We must rebuild.
Dm E7
But who will lead us in the rebuilding process?
A Amaj7
Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how,
A7
And the elbow grease to lead us to a new land.
D
No, not me and KG, we don't have,
F#m G
The cognitive capacity to lead... alright, we'll do it!
E7 (n.c) Amaj7
We'll lead as two kings... we'll lead as two kings.
Dmaj7 Amaj7
Ahh-haa...(two kings, we'll lead as two kings).
Dmaj7 Amaj7
Ah-ha ah-how, we'll lead as two kings.
Amaj7 Dmaj7
The first decree is to legalize Marijuana.
Amaj7 Dmaj7
The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long.
F#m
You old fuckin' shrivs who blocked it's legalization;
G
You're banished, from the land!
E7 (n.c) Amaj7
We'll lead as two kings... we'll lead as two kings.
Dmaj7 Amaj7
Ahh-haa...(two kings, we'll lead as two kings).
Dmaj7 Amaj7
Ah-ha ah-how, we'll lead as two kings.
Amaj7 Dmaj7 Amaj7
The second decree; no more pollution,
Dmaj7
No more car exhaust, or ocean dumpage.
F#m G
From now on, we will travel in tubes!
E7
We'll lead as two kings...
(n.c) Amaj7
We'll fuckin' lead as two kings.
Dmaj7
Get the scientists working on,
Amaj7
The tube tech-nology, immediately.
Dmaj7
(Tube tech-nology). Chop, chop, let's go.
Amaj7
Third decree;
Dmaj7
No more...
Dmaj7 Amaj7
Rich people and poor people.
F#m
From now on, we will all be the same...
G
Umm, I dunno, I gotta think about that...
E7 (n.c) Amaj7
We'll lead as two kings... we'll lead as two kings.
Dmaj7 Amaj7
Ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho.
Dmaj7
(JB): Oh my God.
(KG): Ahh...What?
Amaj7
(JB): Dude, the red phone is flashing.
(KG): Oh, yeah.
Dmaj7
(JB): Let me scoop that up. Hel-lo? Two Kings.
(KG): Who is it?
Amaj7 Dmaj7
(JB): What?! No! No fucking way!
(KG): What?
F#m
(JB): Rage, there's a potato famine in Idaho,
You gotta go down there!
G
(JB): Dude, I gotta stay here!
(KG): Why do I have to go?
E7
(JB): Please! Please!
(KG): Oh, God, okay.
(n.c)
(JB): Awesome...is he gone?
Amaj7 Dmaj7
Al-right, emergency meeting of Parliament.
Amaj7
All right Parliament, I know this is fucked up,
Dmaj7 Amaj7
But Rage, he can't be king anymore.
Dmaj7 Amaj7
Dudes, he's encroaching on my de-crees!
Dmaj7
Seriously, let's make him Duke, a kick ass Duke.
F#m G
Or leader formerly known as king.
But...uh-oh, he's comin' back...
E7
We'll lead as two kings,
(n.c) Amaj7
Oh yes, we'll really lead as two kings.
(KG): Uh, dude?
(JB): Rage.
Dmaj7
(KG): I went all over Idaho...
(JB): Yeah?
Amaj7
(KG): Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere.
(JB): What? There was no famine?
Dmaj7
(KG): Yeah, there was no famine, no.
(JB): Dude.
(KG): I don't know what's uh...
(JB): A toast...
Amaj7
(KG): A toast...
Dmaj7
(JB): Long live the D.
(KG): Long live the D.
Amaj7 Dmaj7
(JB): Long live me.
F#m
I'm sorry; I poisoned your wine.
(KG): What?
G
[JB:] For the good of the land.
(KG): You p...
E7 (n.c)
I poisoned yours...huh heh, as well.
(JB/KG): Noooooooooo!!!
Interlude:
A F G (x2)
No!
Coda:
(Faster Tempo):
A F G
City, city, city, city, city, city, shitty.
A F G
Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty.
A F G A (n.c)
Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall.
Interlude:
A F G, A c G (x2)
A F G A
People inside me, are askin' me to smoke up City Hall,
c G
'Cos no one here is talkin'.
A F G A
People inside me, are askin' me to smoke up City Hall,
c G
'Cos no one here is rockin'.
A F G A
People inside me, are askin' me to smoke up City Hall,
c G A
'Cos everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots,
F G A
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots,
F G A
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em, go! oh!
Outro:
F G A
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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E B Ab A* A
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
022100 x24442 466544 577655 x02220
F G Amaj7 A7 D
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
133211 244322 x02120 x02223 xx0232
Dm E7 F#m Dmaj7 c
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
xx0231 020100 244222 xx0222 x32010
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version 3
Standard Tuning (EADGBe)
Intro:
All you people up there!...
e|------------------------|
B|--5---------------------|
G|--4-----------------4---|
D|--2-----------------4---|
A|--------------------2---|
E|------------------------|(repeat through intro)
A Ab A Ab A Ab etc.
e|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------|
D|-77777777-6-7-6-7-6-7-6-7-6-7-6-7--|
A|-77777777-6-7-6-7-6-7-6-7-6-7-6-7--|
E|-55555555-4-5-4-5-4-5-4-5-4-5-4-5--| (this bit is played when they say "come along and rise..")
Main riff:
(really fast, acoustically with palm mutes)
A F G
e|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-|
B|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-|
G|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-|
D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-|
E|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-|
This is the bit thats played throughout "me and KG peep out our heads":
e|------0-------------|---------0-------|---------0-------|--------0-----|
B|--------0-2-----2---|-----2-0---0-2-0-|-----2-0---0-2p0-|----0-----0---|
G|--1h2-------1h2---2-|-----------------|--0----------0---|------2-----2-|
D|--------------------|--6--------------|-----------------|--4-----------|
A|--0-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|--------------|
E|--------------------|--4--------------|--3--------------|--5-----------|
e|----------0-------|----------0--------|---1----1-----0--|---------0----|
B|----3-------3---3-|----2-------2---0--|-----0----0------|-----------0--|
G|------2-----------|------1-------1----|-------2----2----|-------1------|
D|--3-----3-----3---|--2-----2----------|--0--------------|-----0--------|
A|--0---------------|--0----------------|-----------------|---2----------|
E|------------------|-------------------|-----------------|-0------------|(play that
"I poisoned ur's aswell"
When they scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" resume main riff
And at some point it plays a slightly slower part different
to the one below, it's just the chords from the main riff
slower, the strumming pattern's not hard to work out.
Then when he says "people inside me, you’re askin' me 2 blow up city hall..."
e|-------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------5-6-5---------|
G|------6h7-6------------------------6h7-6-5-5-5---7--5--|
D|----7-7---7--7-8-7-8-10-10-8-7----7------------7-7--7--|
A|---7-----------------------------7---------------------|
E|--5-----------------------------5----------------------|
All you people up there in City Hall,
You're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets.
This is a song for the people in the streets,
Not the people City Hall.
All you motherfuckers in the streets it's time to rise up, up up up
Come along children and fuckin' rise!
Lots of times when me and KG are watchin'
All the fuckin' shit that goes down at City Hall,
We get the feeling we should fuck shit up,
Yeah we should fuckin' start a riot.
A Riot!
We have 'em screaming in the streets,
we have 'em tippin' over shit and breakin' fuckin' windows of small businesses,
and settin' fuckin' fires!
and settin' fuckin' fires!
and settin' fuckin' fires!
[spoken]
And then after the smoke is cleared,
and the rubble has been swept away,
me and KG will peek out our heads.
We've been watching the riots on a monitor twenty floors below sea level,
from a bunker.
We did it Rage-Kage, we beat the bastards of City Hall!
[laughs] But now what will we do?
We must rebuild. But who will lead us in the rebuilding process?
Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how
and the elbow grease to lead us to a new land.
No, not me and KG, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead...
Alright, we'll do it!
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
The first decree is to legalize marijuana.
The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long.
You old fuckin' shrivs who blocked it's legalization,
you're banished from the land!
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
Lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
The second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust,
or ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in tubes!
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh, yeah,
We'll fuckin' lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
(Tube technology.) Chop, chop, let's go.
[spoken]
Third decree: no more... rich people: and poor people.
From now on, we will all be the same... ummm, I dunno,
I gotta think about that...
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings
Ah yeah, ah yeahhhahahaha.
Ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho.
[spoken]
[JB:] Oh my God.
[KG:] Ahh... What?
[JB:] Dude, the red phone is flashing.
[KG:] Oh, yeah.
[JB:] Let me scoop that up. Hello? Two Kings.
[KG:] Who is it?
[JB:] What?! No! No fucking way!
[KG:] What?
[JB:] Rage, there's a potato famine in Idaho, you gotta go down there!
[KG:] Oh my God... what?
[JB:] Dude, I gotta stay here!
[KG:] Why do I have to go?
[JB:] Please! Please!
[KG:] Oh, God, okay.
[JB:] Awesome... is he gone? Alright, emergency meeting of Parliament.
All right Parliament, I know this is fucked up,
but Rage, he can't be King anymore.
Dudes, he's encroaching on my decrees!
Seriously, let's make him "Duke," a kick ass "Duke."
Or "leader formerly known as King," but-- uh-oh he's comin' back...
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh yes
we'll really lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
[KG:] Uh, dude?
[JB:] Rage.
[KG:] I went all over Idaho...
[JB:] Yeah?
[KG:] Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere.
[JB:] What? There was no famine?
[KG:] Yeah, there was no famine, no.
[JB:] Dude.
[KG:] I don't know what's uh...
[JB:] A toast...
[KG:] A toast...
[JB:] Long live the "D."
[KG:] Long live the "D."
[clinking of glasses]
[JB:] Long live me. I'm sorry, I poisoned your wine.
[KG:] What?
[JB:] For the good of the land.
[KG:] You p-- I poisoned yours... huh heh, as well.
[JB/KG:] Noooooooooo!!!!!
No!
[sung]
City, city, city, city, city, city, shitty.
Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty.
Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall.
People inside me are askin' me to smoke up City Hall,
'Cause no one here is talkin'.
People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall,
'Cause no one here is rockin'.
People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall,
'Cause everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em GO! OH!
[spoken]
[JB:] Don't, cut that part out.
[KG:] We've got it.
[JB:] Um, do you believe in God?
[KG:] I believe, I believe.
[JB:] You do?
[KG:] I believe in God. I believe in God.
[JB: (laughs)] Y'do--
[KG:] I believe in God.
[JB:] Do you?
[KG:] I believe in God.
Malibu Nights
[KG (spoken):]
Yeah, but you didn't fuckin' come out with this (one)--! [cuts off on "one"]
[KG starts playing]
[JB (spoken):] I got some lyrics.
[sung]
Malibu nights, tangerine dreams,
Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams,
Malibu, makin' a poo.
Stinky poo, lookin'd view.
Because it's time for my breakfast,
It's time for some cheese.
It's time for the stink,
time for the breeze,
time for the... hah-or-eeee!
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version 4
"all you people up there......in city hall"
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And carry on repeating those intro chords.
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Then...
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Now, for the next bit. I realy cannot be bothered to type. Soo you will have to look on
tabs to find the quite bit.
But the bit that builds up "we'll lead as two kings..." i have.
Here are the chords:
(244000) then, (355000)then, (022000)
So thats it for that bit. Now i am going to play the little bit that KG does.
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All you people up there in City Hall,
You're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets.
This is a song for the people in the streets,
Not the people City Hall.
All you motherfuckers in the streets it's time to rise up, up up up
Come along children and fuckin' rise!
Lots of times when me and KG are watchin'
All the fuckin' shit that goes down at City Hall,
We get the feeling we should fuck shit up,
Yeah we should fuckin' start a riot.
A Riot!
We have 'em screaming in the streets,
we have 'em tippin' over shit and breakin' fuckin' windows of small businesses,
and settin' fuckin' fires!
and settin' fuckin' fires!
and settin' fuckin' fires!
[spoken]
And then after the smoke is cleared,
and the rubble has been swept away,
me and KG will peek out our heads.
We've been watching the riots on a monitor twenty floors below sea level,
from a bunker.
We did it Rage-Kage, we beat the bastards of City Hall!
[laughs] But now what will we do?
We must rebuild. But who will lead us in the rebuilding process?
Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how
and the elbow grease to lead us to a new land.
No, not me and KG, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead...
Alright, we'll do it!
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
The first decree is to legalize marijuana.
The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long.
You old fuckin' shrivs who blocked it's legalization,
you're banished from the land!
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
Lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
The second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust,
or ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in tubes!
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh, yeah,
We'll fuckin' lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
(Tube technology.) Chop, chop, let's go.
[spoken]
Third decree: no more... rich people: and poor people.
From now on, we will all be the same... ummm, I dunno,
I gotta think about that...
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings
Ah yeah, ah yeahhhahahaha.
Ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho.
[spoken]
[JB:] Oh my God.
[KG:] Ahh... What?
[JB:] Dude, the red phone is flashing.
[KG:] Oh, yeah.
[JB:] Let me scoop that up. Hello? Two Kings.
[KG:] Who is it?
[JB:] What?! No! No fucking way!
[KG:] What?
[JB:] Rage, there's a potato famine in Idaho, you gotta go down there!
[KG:] Oh my God... what?
[JB:] Dude, I gotta stay here!
[KG:] Why do I have to go?
[JB:] Please! Please!
[KG:] Oh, God, okay.
[JB:] Awesome... is he gone? Alright, emergency meeting of Parliament.
All right Parliament, I know this is fucked up,
but Rage, he can't be King anymore.
Dudes, he's encroaching on my decrees!
Seriously, let's make him "Duke," a kick ass "Duke."
Or "leader formerly known as King," but-- uh-oh he's comin' back...
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh yes
we'll really lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
[KG:] Uh, dude?
[JB:] Rage.
[KG:] I went all over Idaho...
[JB:] Yeah?
[KG:] Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere.
[JB:] What? There was no famine?
[KG:] Yeah, there was no famine, no.
[JB:] Dude.
[KG:] I don't know what's uh...
[JB:] A toast...
[KG:] A toast...
[JB:] Long live the "D."
[KG:] Long live the "D."
[clinking of glasses]
[JB:] Long live me. I'm sorry, I poisoned your wine.
[KG:] What?
[JB:] For the good of the land.
[KG:] You p-- I poisoned yours... huh heh, as well.
[JB/KG:] Noooooooooo!!!!!
No!
[sung]
City, city, city, city, city, city, shitty.
Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty.
Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall.
People inside me are askin' me to smoke up City Hall,
'Cause no one here is talkin'.
People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall,
'Cause no one here is rockin'.
People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall,
'Cause everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em GO! OH!
[spoken]
[JB:] Don't, cut that part out.
[KG:] We've got it.
[JB:] Um, do you believe in God?
[KG:] I believe, I believe.
[JB:] You do?
[KG:] I believe in God. I believe in God.
[JB: (laughs)] Y'do--
[KG:] I believe in God.
[JB:] Do you?
[KG:] I believe in God.
Malibu Nights
[KG (spoken):]
Yeah, but you didn't fuckin' come out with this (one)--! [cuts off on "one"]
[KG starts playing]
[JB (spoken):] I got some lyrics.
[sung]
Malibu nights, tangerine dreams,
Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams,
Malibu, makin' a poo.
Stinky poo, lookin'd view.
Because it's time for my breakfast,
It's time for some cheese.
It's time for the stink,
time for the breeze,
time for the... hah-or-eeee!
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version 5
Tuning: Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
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"Lot's of times when me and KG are watching"...
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"Riot!!!! A riot!"
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"And setting fuckin' fires!"
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Lead As Two Kings Part
"After the smoke has cleared..."
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Repeat those parts until they poison each other.
"Noooooooo!!!!!"
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"City city city city city city shitty..."
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All you people up there in City Hall,
You're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets.
This is a song for the people in the streets,
Not the people City Hall.
All you motherfuckers in the streets it's time to rise up, up up up
Come along children and fuckin' rise!
Lots of times when me and KG are watchin'
All the fuckin' shit that goes down at City Hall,
We get the feeling we should fuck shit up,
Yeah we should fuckin' start a riot.
A Riot!
We have 'em screaming in the streets,
we have 'em tippin' over shit and breakin' fuckin' windows of small businesses,
and settin' fuckin' fires!
and settin' fuckin' fires!
and settin' fuckin' fires!
[spoken]
And then after the smoke is cleared,
and the rubble has been swept away,
me and KG will peek out our heads.
We've been watching the riots on a monitor twenty floors below sea level,
from a bunker.
We did it Rage-Kage, we beat the bastards of City Hall!
[laughs] But now what will we do?
We must rebuild. But who will lead us in the rebuilding process?
Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how
and the elbow grease to lead us to a new land.
No, not me and KG, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead...
Alright, we'll do it!
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
The first decree is to legalize marijuana.
The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long.
You old fuckin' shrivs who blocked it's legalization,
you're banished from the land!
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
Lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
The second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust,
or ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in tubes!
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh, yeah,
We'll fuckin' lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
(Tube technology.) Chop, chop, let's go.
[spoken]
Third decree: no more... rich people: and poor people.
From now on, we will all be the same... ummm, I dunno,
I gotta think about that...
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings
Ah yeah, ah yeahhhahahaha.
Ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho.
[spoken]
[JB:] Oh my God.
[KG:] Ahh... What?
[JB:] Dude, the red phone is flashing.
[KG:] Oh, yeah.
[JB:] Let me scoop that up. Hello? Two Kings.
[KG:] Who is it?
[JB:] What?! No! No fucking way!
[KG:] What?
[JB:] Rage, there's a potato famine in Idaho, you gotta go down there!
[KG:] Oh my God... what?
[JB:] Dude, I gotta stay here!
[KG:] Why do I have to go?
[JB:] Please! Please!
[KG:] Oh, God, okay.
[JB:] Awesome... is he gone? Alright, emergency meeting of Parliament.
All right Parliament, I know this is fucked up,
but Rage, he can't be King anymore.
Dudes, he's encroaching on my decrees!
Seriously, let's make him "Duke," a kick ass "Duke."
Or "leader formerly known as King," but-- uh-oh he's comin' back...
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh yes
we'll really lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
[KG:] Uh, dude?
[JB:] Rage.
[KG:] I went all over Idaho...
[JB:] Yeah?
[KG:] Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere.
[JB:] What? There was no famine?
[KG:] Yeah, there was no famine, no.
[JB:] Dude.
[KG:] I don't know what's uh...
[JB:] A toast...
[KG:] A toast...
[JB:] Long live the "D."
[KG:] Long live the "D."
[clinking of glasses]
[JB:] Long live me. I'm sorry, I poisoned your wine.
[KG:] What?
[JB:] For the good of the land.
[KG:] You p-- I poisoned yours... huh heh, as well.
[JB/KG:] Noooooooooo!!!!!
No!
[sung]
City, city, city, city, city, city, shitty.
Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty.
Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall.
People inside me are askin' me to smoke up City Hall,
'Cause no one here is talkin'.
People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall,
'Cause no one here is rockin'.
People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall,
'Cause everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em GO! OH!
[spoken]
[JB:] Don't, cut that part out.
[KG:] We've got it.
[JB:] Um, do you believe in God?
[KG:] I believe, I believe.
[JB:] You do?
[KG:] I believe in God. I believe in God.
[JB: (laughs)] Y'do--
[KG:] I believe in God.
[JB:] Do you?
[KG:] I believe in God.
Malibu Nights
[KG (spoken):]
Yeah, but you didn't fuckin' come out with this (one)--! [cuts off on "one"]
[KG starts playing]
[JB (spoken):] I got some lyrics.
[sung]
Malibu nights, tangerine dreams,
Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams,
Malibu, makin' a poo.
Stinky poo, lookin'd view.
Because it's time for my breakfast,
It's time for some cheese.
It's time for the stink,
time for the breeze,
time for the... hah-or-eeee!
| / slide up
| \ slide down
| h hammer-on
| p pull-off
| ~ vibrato
| + harmonic
| x Mute note
| X
| b Bend
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version 6
E|---------------------------5--------5\-----------------------------------|
B|-4h5-----------------------7--------7\-----------------------------------|
G|------7--5h6---------------6--------6\-----------------------------------|
D|--------------7-5----------5--------5\-----------------------------------|
A|------------------7-6-5----7--------7\-----------------------------------|
E|---------------------------5--------5\-----------------------------------|
All you people up there in City Hall,
You're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets.
This is a song for the people in the streets,
Not the people City Hall.
All you motherfuckers in the streets it's time to rise up, up up up
Come along children and fuckin' rise!
Lots of times when me and KG are watchin'
All the fuckin' shit that goes down at City Hall,
We get the feeling we should fuck shit up,
Yeah we should fuckin' start a riot.
A Riot!
We have 'em screaming in the streets,
we have 'em tippin' over shit and breakin' fuckin' windows of small businesses,
and settin' fuckin' fires!
and settin' fuckin' fires!
and settin' fuckin' fires!
[spoken]
And then after the smoke is cleared,
and the rubble has been swept away,
me and KG will peek out our heads.
We've been watching the riots on a monitor twenty floors below sea level,
from a bunker.
We did it Rage-Kage, we beat the bastards of City Hall!
[laughs] But now what will we do?
We must rebuild. But who will lead us in the rebuilding process?
Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how
and the elbow grease to lead us to a new land.
No, not me and KG, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead...
Alright, we'll do it!
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
The first decree is to legalize marijuana.
The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long.
You old fuckin' shrivs who blocked it's legalization,
you're banished from the land!
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
Lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
The second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust,
or ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in tubes!
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh, yeah,
We'll fuckin' lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
(Tube technology.) Chop, chop, let's go.
[spoken]
Third decree: no more... rich people: and poor people.
From now on, we will all be the same... ummm, I dunno,
I gotta think about that...
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings
Ah yeah, ah yeahhhahahaha.
Ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho.
[spoken]
[JB:] Oh my God.
[KG:] Ahh... What?
[JB:] Dude, the red phone is flashing.
[KG:] Oh, yeah.
[JB:] Let me scoop that up. Hello? Two Kings.
[KG:] Who is it?
[JB:] What?! No! No fucking way!
[KG:] What?
[JB:] Rage, there's a potato famine in Idaho, you gotta go down there!
[KG:] Oh my God... what?
[JB:] Dude, I gotta stay here!
[KG:] Why do I have to go?
[JB:] Please! Please!
[KG:] Oh, God, okay.
[JB:] Awesome... is he gone? Alright, emergency meeting of Parliament.
All right Parliament, I know this is fucked up,
but Rage, he can't be King anymore.
Dudes, he's encroaching on my decrees!
Seriously, let's make him "Duke," a kick ass "Duke."
Or "leader formerly known as King," but-- uh-oh he's comin' back...
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh yes
we'll really lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
[KG:] Uh, dude?
[JB:] Rage.
[KG:] I went all over Idaho...
[JB:] Yeah?
[KG:] Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere.
[JB:] What? There was no famine?
[KG:] Yeah, there was no famine, no.
[JB:] Dude.
[KG:] I don't know what's uh...
[JB:] A toast...
[KG:] A toast...
[JB:] Long live the "D."
[KG:] Long live the "D."
[clinking of glasses]
[JB:] Long live me. I'm sorry, I poisoned your wine.
[KG:] What?
[JB:] For the good of the land.
[KG:] You p-- I poisoned yours... huh heh, as well.
[JB/KG:] Noooooooooo!!!!!
No!
[sung]
City, city, city, city, city, city, shitty.
Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty.
Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall.
People inside me are askin' me to smoke up City Hall,
'Cause no one here is talkin'.
People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall,
'Cause no one here is rockin'.
People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall,
'Cause everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em GO! OH!
[spoken]
[JB:] Don't, cut that part out.
[KG:] We've got it.
[JB:] Um, do you believe in God?
[KG:] I believe, I believe.
[JB:] You do?
[KG:] I believe in God. I believe in God.
[JB: (laughs)] Y'do--
[KG:] I believe in God.
[JB:] Do you?
[KG:] I believe in God.
Malibu Nights
[KG (spoken):]
Yeah, but you didn't fuckin' come out with this (one)--! [cuts off on "one"]
[KG starts playing]
[JB (spoken):] I got some lyrics.
[sung]
Malibu nights, tangerine dreams,
Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams,
Malibu, makin' a poo.
Stinky poo, lookin'd view.
Because it's time for my breakfast,
It's time for some cheese.
It's time for the stink,
time for the breeze,
time for the... hah-or-eeee!
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