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Dead by My Chemical Romance
Dead
[1] - Guitar 1
[2] - Guitar 2
Legend:
^(n) - Bend to fret (n)
(n)r - Release bend from fret (n)
h - Hammer on
p - Pull off
~ - Vibrato
/ - Slide
* - Harmonic (natural)
. - Palm mute
||--------------|------------------------------------------------------------|
|| Intro |------------------------------------------------------------|
||----[0:00]----|------------------------------------------------------------|
[1]
e|:|-----------------------------------|
B|:|-----------------------------------|
G|:|-----------------------------------|
D|:|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5/4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
A|:|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5/4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
E|:|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3/2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|
[1][ Under Intro Solo ]
e|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|:|---------------------------------------------------------7-8------|
D|:|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-5-----9----|
A|:|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-------10-|
E|:|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2---------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------|
||--------------|------------------------------------------------------------|
|| Intro Solo |------------------------------------------------------------|
||----[0:04]----|------------------------------------------------------------|
[2]
e|:|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|:|----12--------12--------12--------12------12--------------15^(17)r15-12-|
G|:|----14^(16)---14^(16)---14^(16)---14^(16)-14^(16)r14-12~~---------------|
D|:|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|:|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|:|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
[2]
e|:|-15^(17)r15p12h15p12----12-----------------------------------------12---|
B|:|---------------------15----15^(17)r15^(17)r15-12h15p12-----12-----------|
G|:|--------------------------------------------------------14-14^(16)------|
D|:|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|:|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|:|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
[2]
e|:|-14^(15)r14-12h14p12----12--12------12------12------12-------12---------|
B|:|---------------------15-----15^(17)-15^(17)-15^(17)-15^(17)--15^(17)-17-|
G|:|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|:|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|:|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|:|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
[2]
e|:|---------------------------------------------||
B|:|-17-15-12-15-12------------------------------||
G|:|----------------14-15-14-12-14-12---14--12~~-||
D|:|----------------------------------12---------||
A|:|---------------------------------------------||
E|:|---------------------------------------------||
||--------------|------------------------------------------------------------|
|| Verse One |------------------------------------------------------------|
||----[0:14]----|------------------------------------------------------------|
[1]
e|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|:|-------------------------4-4-4-4-----------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
A|:|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|
E|:|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2---------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------|
| | . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
[2]|
e|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|:|-------------/12~-------12-11-9-11----------11/----------------4/-|
D|:|---------------------------------------------------------2-2-4-4/-|
A|:|-------------------------------------------------3-3-5-5----------|
E|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
[1]
e|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|:|---4---4---4---4--------------------------------------------------|
D|:|---5---5---5---5---------4-4-4-4-----------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
A|:|---5---5---5---5-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|
E|:|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2---------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------|
| | . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
[2]|
e|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|:|---12--12--12--12-------12-11-9-11----------11/--5-5-7-7-9-9-1111-|
D|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|:|---10--10--10--10------------------------------------5-5-7-7-9-9--|
E|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
. . . .
||--------------|------------------------------------------------------------|
|| Pre Chorus |------------------------------------------------------------|
||----[0:33]----|------------------------------------------------------------|
[1]
e|:|------------------------------------|
B|:|------------------------------------|
G|:|-----------------5---------7--------|
D|:|-7---------------5---------7--------|
A|:|-7---------------3---------5--------|
E|:|-5----------------------------------|
| |
[2]|
e|:|------------------------------------|
B|:|------------------------------------|
G|:|------------------------------------|
D|:|-10-9-7-5-7-9-5~~-10p9-12p9-5p4-2p0-|
A|:|------------------------------------|
E|:|------------------------------------|
||--------------|------------------------------------------------------------|
|| Chorus |------------------------------------------------------------|
||----[0:38]----|------------------------------------------------------------|
[1]
e|:|-------------------------------------------------------------------|--|
B|:|-------------------------------------------------------------------|--|
G|:|-------------------------------------------------------------------|--|
D|:|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7---|--|
A|:|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-6-6-6-6-5-5-5-5---|x2|
E|:|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---------------------------------------------------|--|
| |
[2]|
e|:|-------------------------------------------------------------------|--|
B|:|-------------------------------------------------------------------|--|
G|:|-12121212121212--11111111111111--1212121212121212-1616161614141414-|--|
D|:|-------------------------------------------------------------------|--|
A|:|-10101010101010--9-9-9-9-9-9-9---1010101010101010-1414141412121212-|x2|
E|:|-------------------------------------------------------------------|--|
||--------------|------------------------------------------------------------|
|| Post Chorus |------------------------------------------------------------|
||----[0:58]----|------------------------------------------------------------|
[1]
e|:|---------------------------------|
B|:|---------------------------------|
G|:|---------------------------------|
D|:|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---|
A|:|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---|
E|:|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---|
| |
[2]| [ Gradually increase volume ]
e|:|---------------------------------|
B|:|---------------------------------|
G|:|-----------------5*--------------|
D|:|---------------------------------|
A|:|---------------------------------|
E|:|---------------------------------|
||--------------|------------------------------------------------------------|
|| Verse Two |------------------------------------------------------------|
||----[1:03]----|------------------------------------------------------------|
[1]
e|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|:|-------------------------4-4-4-4-----------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
A|:|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|
E|:|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2---------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------|
| | . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
[2]|
e|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|:|---8---8---8---8---7-7-7-7-7-7777--8---8---8---8---4-4-4-4-4-4444-|
G|:|---7---7---7---7---6-6-6-6-6-6666--7---7---7---7---3-3-3-3-3-3333-|
D|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
[1]
e|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|:|-------------------------4-4-4-4-----------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
A|:|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|
E|:|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2---------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------|
| | . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
[2]|
e|:|---7---7---7---7-------------------7-------7---------5-----5------|
B|:|---8---8---8---8---7-7-7-7-7-7777--8---8---8---8-7-8-----7-----7--|
G|:|---7---7---7---7---6-6-6-6-6-6666--7---7---7---7-------7----------|
D|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|:|------------------------------------------------------------------|
||--------------|------------------------------------------------------------|
|| Pre Chorus |------------------------------------------------------------|
||----[1:21]----|------------------------------------------------------------|
[1]
e|:|------------------------------------|
B|:|------------------------------------|
G|:|-----------------5---------7--------|
D|:|-7---------------5---------7--------|
A|:|-7---------------3---------5--------|
E|:|-5----------------------------------|
| |
[2]|
e|:|------------------------------------|
B|:|------------------------------------|
G|:|------------------------------------|
D|:|-10-9-7-5-7-9-5~~-10p9-12p9-5p4-2p0-|
A|:|------------------------------------|
E|:|------------------------------------|
||--------------|------------------------------------------------------------|
|| Chorus |------------------------------------------------------------|
||----[1:27]----|------------------------------------------------------------|
[1]
e|:|-------------------------------------------------------------------|--|
B|:|-------------------------------------------------------------------|--|
G|:|-------------------------------------------------------------------|--|
D|:|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7---|--|
A|:|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-6-6-6-6-5-5-5-5---|x2|
E|:|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---------------------------------------------------|--|
| |
[2]|
e|:|-------------------------------------------------------------------|--|
B|:|-------------------------------------------------------------------|--|
G|:|-12121212121212--11111111111111--1212121212121212-1616161614141414-|--|
D|:|-------------------------------------------------------------------|--|
A|:|-10101010101010--9-9-9-9-9-9-9---1010101010101010-1414141412121212-|x2|
E|:|-------------------------------------------------------------------|--|
||--------------|------------------------------------------------------------|
|| Breakdown |------------------------------------------------------------|
||----[1:46]----|------------------------------------------------------------|
Okay, there isn't strictly any guitar in this section, but I've transcribed
the brass sections onto guitars
[B]
e|:|--------------------------------------------------8-7-8-7-8----------7-||
B|:|------------------8-8-7-8---8-7-8---------------------------8~--10-----||
G|:|----------------7------------------------------------------------------||
D|:|--------------------------9-------9---7---4----------------------------||
A|:|-----------------------------------------------------------------------||
E|:|-----------------------------------------------------------------------||
||--------------|------------------------------------------------------------|
|| Pre Solo |------------------------------------------------------------|
||----[2:00]----|------------------------------------------------------------|
[1]
e|:|------------------------------------|
B|:|------------------------------------|
G|:|-----------/ /---|
D|:|-----------/ PICK SLIDE /---|
A|:|-----------/ /---|
E|:|------------------------------------|
[2]|
e|:|------------------------------------|
B|:|------------------------------------|
G|:|-4-5-4-5-4-5-4-5-4-5----------------|
D|:|------------------------------------|
A|:|------------------------------------|
E|:|-----------------------------3/15/--|
||--------------|------------------------------------------------------------|
|| Main Solo |------------------------------------------------------------|
||----[2:05]----|------------------------------------------------------------|
[1] [ Rhythm under solo
e|:|-----------------------------------------------------------------|--|
B|:|-----------------------------------------------------------------|--|
G|:|-----------------------------------------------------------------|--|
D|:|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-|--|
A|:|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|x2|
E|:|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-------------------------------------------------|--|
[2] Guitar two is split here into two parts:
[L] = Lead
[D] = Dubbed
[L]
e|:|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|:|----------------------------8-8~-----------------------------------------|
G|:|-------4-5-7-7^(9)r7-5-7~-7------4h5p4-2h4p2-0h2p0-----------------------|
D|:|-5~~-5-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|:|---------------------------------------------------5p3~------------------|
E|:|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| |
[D]|
e|:|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|:|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|:|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|:|-----------------------------------------------------7p5---5-----2-------|
A|:|---------------------------------------------------------7---7-3---3-0---|
E|:|-----------------------------------------------------------------------3-|
[L]
e|:|-5-----------------3-------3-------3-------3------------------------7----|
B|:|---7---------------3-3-----3-3-----3-3-----3-3--------------------8---8~-|
G|:|-----8-5-------------5^(7)---5^(7)---5^(7)---5^(7)r5p3h5p3----7h9--------|
D|:|---------7-5-4~~---------------------------------------------9-----------|
A|:|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|:|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| |
[D]|
e|:|-2---------------------------------------------------------------------||
B|:|---4-------------------------------------------------------------------||
G|:|-----5-2-----2~~-------------------------------------------------------||
D|:|---------4-2-----------------------------------------------------------||
A|:|-----------------------------------------------------------------------||
E|:|-----------------------------------------------------------------------||
[L]
e|:|--------7--------17p15----19p15----17p15----19p15-----17p15----19p15-----|
B|:|------8---8~~-15--------15-------15-------15-------15--------15-------15-|
G|:|--7h9--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|:|-9-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|:|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|:|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
[L]
e|:|-17p15----19p15----20p15----19p15----17p15----19p15--------------------||
B|:|-------15-------15-------15-------15-------15-------15-18^(20)^^^(20)/-||
G|:|-----------------------------------------------------------------------||
D|:|-----------------------------------------------------------------------||
A|:|-----------------------------------------------------------------------||
E|:|-----------------------------------------------------------------------||
||--------------|------------------------------------------------------------|
|| Outro |------------------------------------------------------------|
||----[2:28]----|------------------------------------------------------------|
[1] [ Let Chords Ring ]
e|:|---------------|--------------------------------------------------|--|
B|:|---------------|--------------------------------------------------|--|
G|:|-/ /-|--------------------------------------------------|--|
D|:|-/ PICKSLIDE /-|-5------------4-----------5-----------7-----------|--|
A|:|-/ /-|-5------------2-----------3-----------5-----------|x4|
E|:|---------------|-3------------------------------------------------|--|
|
[2][ THIS COMES IN AFTER [1] PLAYS THE ABVOVE TWICE ]
e|:|------------------------------------------------|--|
B|:|------------------------------------------------|--|
G|:|-16-14-12------14-12-11------12-11-9------/14---|--|
D|:|------------------------------------------------|--|
A|:|-14-12-10------12-10-9-------10-9--7------/12---|x2|
E|:|------------------------------------------------|--|
[1]
e|:|---------------------||
B|:|---------------------||
G|:|---------------------||
D|:|-5-5-5-5-5-5-x-----5-||
A|:|-5-5-5-5-5-5-x-----5-||
E|:|-3-3-3-3-3-3-x-----3-||
| |
[2]|
e|:|-------------x--4*---||
B|:|-------------x-------||
G|:|-------------x-------||
D|:|---------------------||
A|:|---------------------||
E|:|---------------------||
And if your heart stops beating
I'll be here wondering
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, baby
Did you get what you deserve?
The end and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand ain't it exactly what you planned
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead
Oh dead
Tongue tied and oh so squeamish
You never fell in love
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, baby
Did you get what you deserve?
The end and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this
Have you heard the news that you're dead
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand
To take a pistol by the hand
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead
And in my honest observation
During this operation
Found a complication
In your heart, so long
'Cause now you've got
Maybe just two weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give?
One two,
One two three four
La la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Well come on
La la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Oh motherfucker
If life ain't just a joke (La la la la la)
Then why are we laughing? (La la la la la la)
If life ain't just a joke (La la la la la)
Then why are we laughing? (La la la la la la)
If life ain't just a joke (La la la la la)
Then why are we laughing? (La la la la la la)
If life ain't just a joke (La la la la la)
Then why am I dead?
Dead
------------------
version 2
Gtr I (E A D G B E) - 'Frank Iero'
Gtr II (E A D G B E) - 'Ray Toro'
Gtr III (E A D G B E) - 'Untitled'
Intro
Q=99
G5/D F#5/C#G5/D F#5/C#
4/4
Gtr I
W W
|---------------------|-----------------|
|-<5>-----------------|-----------------|
|---------------------|-----------------|
|---------------------|-----------------|
|---------------------|-----------------|
|---------------------|-----------------|
|
| Gtr II
| e e e e e e e S S e e e e e e e e
|---------------------|-----------------|
|---------------------|-----------------|
|---------------------|-----------------|
|--5--5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-|
|--5--5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-|
|--3--3-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-2-|
G5 D/F# B5
e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e
|-----------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------|------------------------4--4--------4--------4----|
|-5--5-----5----5--5-----5-----5-----5----|---4---4-----4--4-------4--4--------4--------4----|
|-5--5-----5----5--5-----5-----5-----5----|---5---5-----5--5-------2--2--------2--------2----|
|-3--3-----3----3--3-----3-----3-----3----|---2---2-----2--2---------------------------------|
|
| ~~
| |--3--| |--3--|
| E E Q E E E S S +E E E S E. S S S S S S E
|-----------------------------------------|------------------15b17---15-12-15-12----12-------|
|---12----12------12----12----12----------|------15b17-15-12---------------------15----15b17-|
|---14b16-14b16---14b16-14b16-14b16-14-12-|-(12)---------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------|
E5 C5 N.C.
e e e e e e e e e e e e E E E E
|-----------------------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------------------||
|-----------------------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------------------||
|-----------------------------------------------------------------|--5-----5-----5-----5S=======7--------8--------7--------5-----||
|--2-----2------2--------2-----------2-----------2--------2--2----|--5-----5-----5-----5-----------------------------------------||
|--2-----2------2--------2-----------2-----------2--------2--2----|--3-----3-----3-----3-----------------------------------------||
|--0-----0------0--------0-----------0-----------0--------0--0----|--------------------------------------------------------------||
|
| |--------3--------| |---3----| |--3--| |--3--| |--3--| |--3--| |--3--|
| E E S S S S S S S S S S S S E E E E E S S S S S S S S S S S S S S
|--------------------------------12-14b15-14-12-14-12----12-12----|-12----12----12-----------------------------------------------||
|-15b17-15pb17r12-15-12----12-------------------------15----15b17-|-15b17-15b17-15b17-17-15-12-15-12-----------------------------||
|-----------------------14-14b16----------------------------------|----------------------------------14-15-14-12-14-12----14-12--||
|-----------------------------------------------------------------|----------------------------------------------------12--------||
|-----------------------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------------------||
|-----------------------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------------------||
Verse 1
G5 D/F# B5
e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e
||-----------------------|------------------|
||o----------------------|------------------|
||-----------------------|------------------|
||--5--------------------|---------5-5-4--4-|
||o-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-5----|-5-5-5-5-2-2-2--2-|
||--3---3-3-3-3-3-3-3----|-2-2-2-2----------|
|
| H.. S S H E E E E
||-----------------------|------------------|
||o-----------------8s10-|---------8-7-5-/7-|
||-----------------------|------------------|
||-----------------------|------------------|
||o----------------------|------------------|
||-----------------------|------------------|
1.
E5 C5
e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e
|---------------------|------------------------||
|---------------------|-----------------------o||
|---------------------|------------------------||
|---------------------|-5--5-5-5-5-5-5---5-----||
|-2---2-2-2-2-2-2-2---|-3--3-3-3-3-3-3---3----o||
|-0---0-0-0-0-0-0-0---|------------------------||
|
| H.. S S H. S S S S
|---------------------|----------------5h7p5---||
|-----------------5-5-|--------------8--------o||
|---------------------|------------------------||
|---------------------|------------------------||
|---------------------|-----------------------o||
|---------------------|------------------------||
Pre-Chorus
2.
$
C5 A5 C5 D5
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
e e e e e e e e W H H
|-----------------||-----------------|-----------------||
|-----------------||-----------------|-----------------||
|-----------------||-----------------|-5-------7-------||
|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-||-7---------------|-5-------7-------||
|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-||-7---------------|-3-------5-------||
|-----------------||-5---------------|-----------------||
|
| Q e e e e e e E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
|-----------------||-----------------|-----------------||
|-----3-3-5-5-7-7-||-----------------|-----------------||
|-----------------||-----------------|-5-7-4-----------||
|-----------------||-7-9-7-5-7-9-7-5-|-------7-5-4---7-||
|-----------------||-----------------|-------------5---||
|-----------------||-----------------|-----------------||
Chorus
G5 B5
E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
||--------------------------|-------------------------|
||o-------------------------|-------------------------|
||--------------------------|--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4-|
||---5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5-|--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4-|
||o--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5-|--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2-|
||---3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-|-------------------------|
|
| E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
||--------------------------|-------------------------|
||o-------------------------|-------------------------|
||--12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-|-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-|
||--------------------------|-------------------------|
||o-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-|--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9-|
||--------------------------|-------------------------|
To Coda
C5 Eb5 D5
E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
|-------------------------|-------------------------------||
|-------------------------|------------------------------o||
|--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5-|--8--8--8-----8--7--7--7--7----||
|--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5-|--8--8--8-----8--7--7--7--7----||
|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-|--6--6--6-----6--5--5--5--5---o||
|-------------------------|-------------------------------||
|
| E E E E E E E E E E S S E E E E E
|-------------------------|-------------------------------||
|-------------------------|------------------------------o||
|-14-14-14-14-12-12-12-12-|-16-16-16-17-16-14-14-14-14----||
|-------------------------|-------------------------------||
|-12-12-12-12-10-10-10-10-|-14-14-14-15-14-12-12-12-12---o||
|-------------------------|-------------------------------||
Bridge
G5 G5N.C.
~~~~~~~
e H.. e +H..
|-------------------|----------------------||
|-------------------|----------------------||
|-------------------|----------------------||
|-5-----------------|-5-(5)----------------||
|-5-----------------|-5--------------------||
|-3-----------------|-3--------------------||
|
| e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e E
|-------------------|------------------<5>-||
|-------------------|----------------------||
|-------------------|----------------------||
|-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-|-5--5---5-5-5-5-5-----||
|-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-5-|-5--5---5-5-5-5-5-----||
|-3-3---3-3-3-3-3-3-|-3--3---3-3-3-3-3-----||
Verse 2
G5 D/F# G/B B5
e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e
|---------------------|------------------------|
|---------------------|------------------------|
|---------------------|------------------------|
|-5-------------------|-------------5--5--4--4-|
|-5--5-5--5-5--5-5--5-|-5--5--5--5--2--2--2--2-|
|-3--3-3--3-3--3-3--3-|-2--2--2--2-------------|
|
| e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e
|---------------------|------------------------|
|---------------------|------------------------|
|-x-12-x-12-x-12-x-12-|-x-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-|
|---------------------|------------------------|
|-x-10-x-10-x-10-x-10-|-x--9--9--9--9--9--9--9-|
|---------------------|------------------------|
E5 C5
e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e
|---------------------|-----------------|
|---------------------|-----------------|
|---------------------|-----------------|
|---------------------|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
|-2--2-2--2-2--2-2--2-|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|
|-0--0-0--0-0--0-0--0-|-----------------|
|
| e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e
|---------------------|-----------------|
|---------------------|-----------------|
|-x-12-x-12-x-12-x-12-|-x-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|
|---------------------|-----------------|
|-x-10-x-10-x-10-x-10-|-x-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
|---------------------|-----------------|
G5 D/F# G/B B5
e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e
|---------------------|--------------------------|
|---------------------|--------------------------|
|---------------------|--------------------------|
|----5----5----5----5-|---------------5--5--4--4-|
|----5----5----5----5-|--5---5--5--5--2--2--2--2-|
|-3--3-3--3-3--3-3--3-|--2---2--2--2-------------|
|
| e e e e e e e e E e e e e e e e
|---------------------|--------------------------|
|---------------------|--------------------------|
|-x-12-x-12-x-12-x-12-|-12\-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-|
|---------------------|--------------------------|
|-x-10-x-10-x-10-x-10-|-10\--9--9--9--9--9--9--9-|
|---------------------|--------------------------|
D.S. al Coda
E5 C5
e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e
|-----------------|--------------------------------||
|-----------------|--------------------------------||
|-----------------|--------------------------------||
|-----------------|--5--5--5-5--5--5----5-5--------||
|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|--3--3--3-3--3--3----3-3--------||
|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|--------------------------------||
|
| e e e e e e e e E E Q E S Q +S
|-----------------|--------------------------------||
|-----------------|-------10---------10-----(10)---||
|-x-9-x-9-x-9-x-9-|----12---------12---------------||
|-----------------|-12---------12------------------||
|-x-7-x-7-x-7-x-7-|--------------------------------||
|-----------------|--------------------------------||
Interlude
&
A5
E H.. Wx5 W
|-------------|------------|-------------------------|
|-------------|------------|-------------------------|
|-------------|------------|-------------------------|
|-7-----------|------------|-------------------------|
|-7-----------|------------|-------------------------|
|-5-----------|------------|-------------------------|
|
| E H.. Wx5 E E E E E E E E
|-------------|------------|-------------------------|
|-------------|------------|-------------------------|
|-------------|------------|-16-17-16-17-16-17-16-17-|
|-7-----------|------------|-------------------------|
|-7-----------|------------|-14-15-14-15-14-15-14-15-|
|-5-----------|------------|-------------------------|
Gtr III
TP TP TP TP TP TP TP TP
E E E E E E E E
|--------------------------------------------------||
|--------------------------------------------------||
|--------------------------------------------------||
|--xs====xs====xs====xs====xs====xs====xs====x-----||
|--xs====xs====xs====xs====xs====xs====xs====x-----||
|--xs====xs====xs====xs====xs====xs====xs====x-----||
|
| S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S
|--------------------------------------------------||
|--------------------------------------------------||
|-19-19-19-19-19-19-19-19-21-21-21-21-23-23-23-23--||
|--------------------------------------------------||
|-17-17-17-17-17-17-17-17-19-19-19-19-21-21-21-21--||
|--------------------------------------------------||
Guitar Solo
G5 B5
Gtr I
E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
|------------------------|------------------------|
|------------------------|------------------------|
|------------------------|-4----4-4-4--4--4---4-4-|
|-5-5-5-5-5---5---5----5-|-4----4-4-4--4--4---4-4-|
|-5-5-5-5-5---5---5----5-|-2----2-2-2--2--2---2-2-|
|-3-3-3-3-3---3---3----3-|------------------------|
|
| ~~~~ ~~
| Q E E S E E E. Q. E E. S E E
|------------------------|------------------------|
|------------------------|--------------------8-8-|
|---------------4---7----|-7b9======5r-7----7-----|
|-5---5-5-5-7------------|------------------------|
|------------------------|------------------------|
|------------------------|------------------------|
|
| Gtr II
| W W
|------------------------|------------------------|
|------------------------|------------------------|
|------------------------|------------------------|
|------------------------|------------------------|
|------------------------|------------------------|
|------------------------|------------------------|
C5 Eb5 D5
E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
|---------------------------------------------|--------------------|
|---------------------------------------------|--------------------|
|-5-----5-----5-------5--5------5-----5-----5-|-8-8-8-8---7-7-7-7--|
|-5-----5-----5-------5--5------5-----5-----5-|-8-8-8-8---7-7-7-7--|
|-3-----3-----3-------3--3------3-----3-----3-|-6-6-6-6---5-5-5-5--|
|---------------------------------------------|--------------------|
|
| ~ ~
| |----3----| |-3-|
| S S S S S S S S S a E +H E E E S S Q Q
|---------------------------------------------|-5------------------|
|---------------------------------------------|---7----------------|
|-4-5-4-2-4-2-0-2-0---------------------------|-----8-5------------|
|---------------------------------------------|---------7-5---4----|
|-------------------5-3-(3)-------------------|--------------------|
|---------------------------------------------|--------------------|
|
| ~ ~
| |-3--| |-3-| |-3-|
| H S S S S S S S S S E E E E S S Q Q
|---------------------------------------------|-2------------------|
|---------------------------------------------|---4----------------|
|---------------------------------------------|-----5-2-------2----|
|------------------------7--5---5-----2-------|---------4-2--------|
|-----------------------------7---7-3---3-0---|--------------------|
|-------------------------------------------3-|--------------------|
G5 B5
E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
|--------------------------------------|------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------|------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------|-4---4---4---4---4---4---4--4-|
|-5-5---5-----5---5---5-----5----5-----|-4---4---4---4---4---4---4--4-|
|-5-5---5-----5---5---5-----5----5-----|-2---2---2---2---2---2---2--2-|
|-3-3---3-----3---3---3-----3----3-----|------------------------------|
|
| ~~~~~
| E E S E S E S S.. S. S.. S S S S S E S S S S S E E
|-3-----3-------3-----3----------------|---------7-------------7------|
|-3-3---3-3-----3-3---3-3--------------|-------8---8---------8---8-15-|
|---5b7---5b7-----5b7---5b7---5----4---|-5s7h9---------5s7h9----------|
|--------------------------------------|------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------|------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------|------------------------------|
C5 Eb5 D5
E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------------------||
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------------------||
|--5--------5--------5--------5--------5--------5--------5--------5-------|--8--------8--------8--------8--------7----7-----7----7-------||
|--5--------5--------5--------5--------5--------5--------5--------5-------|--8--------8--------8--------8--------7----7-----7----7-------||
|--3--------3--------3--------3--------3--------3--------3--------3-------|--6--------6--------6--------6--------5----5-----5----5-------||
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------------------||
|
| ~~
| |------3-------| |------3-------| |------3-------| |------3-------| |---------------3----------------| |---3---| |---3---|
| S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S E E E E E E
|-17p15----19p15----17p15----19p15----17p15----19p15----17p15----19p15----|-20p15----19p15----17p15----19p15----19-17---15-15-15---15----||
|-------15-------15-------15-------15-------15-------15-------15-------15-|-------15-------15-------15-------15--------------------------||
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------------------||
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------------------||
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------------------||
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------------------||
Breakdown
G5
Gtr III
TPTPTPTP
E H.. H E E E E
|--------------|--------------|
|--------------|--------------|
|--------------|--------------|
|--5-----------|------xsxsxsx-|
|--5-----------|------xsxsxsx-|
|--3-----------|------xsxsxsx-|
|
| Gtr III
| TPTPTPTP
| E H.. H E E E E
|-15-----------|--------------|
|--------------|--------------|
|--------------|--------------|
|--------------|------xsxsxsx-|
|--------------|------xsxsxsx-|
|--------------|------xsxsxsx-|
G5 B5
Gtr I
E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
||--------------------|-------------------|
||o-------------------|-------------------|
||--------------------|--4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-|
||---5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-|--4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-|
||o--5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-|--2-2-2--2-2-2-2-2-|
||---3-3-3--3-3-3-3-3-|-------------------|
|
| Gtr II
| E E E Q Q E E E E Q Q E
||--------------------|-------------------|
||o-------------------|-------------------|
||--12-9-7-12---7---7-|-12-9-7-14---9---9-|
||--------------------|-------------------|
||o-10-7-5-10---5---5-|-10-7-5-12---7---7-|
||--------------------|-------------------|
C5 D5
E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E 4x
|-------------------|----------------------||
|-------------------|---------------------o||
|--5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-|-7-7-7--7--7-7--7-7---||
|--5-5-5--5-5-5-5-5-|-7-7-7--7--7-7--7-7---||
|--3-3-3--3-3-3-3-3-|-5-5-5--5--5-5--5-5--o||
|-------------------|----------------------||
|
| E E E Q Q E E Q Q. Q 4x
|-------------------|----------------------||
|-------------------|---------------------o||
|-12-9-7-12---9---9-|-7-9---12------12-----||
|-------------------|----------------------||
|-10-7-5-10---7---7-|-5-7---10------10----o||
|-------------------|----------------------||
Outro
G5
e H.. q H.
|---------------------|----------*|
|---------------------|----------*|
|---------------------|----------*|
|-5-------------------|-5--------*|
|-5-------------------|-5--------*|
|-3-------------------|-3--------*|
|
| e e e e e e S E. q H.
|---------------------|----------*|
|-----------------<5>-|----------*|
|-----------------<5>-|----------*|
|-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-----|-5--------*|
|-5-5---5-5-5-5-5-----|-5--------*|
|-3-3---3-3-3-3-3-----|-3--------*|
And if your heart stops beating
I'll be here wondering
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, baby
Did you get what you deserve?
The end and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand ain't it exactly what you planned
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead
Oh dead
Tongue tied and oh so squeamish
You never fell in love
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, baby
Did you get what you deserve?
The end and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this
Have you heard the news that you're dead
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand
To take a pistol by the hand
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead
And in my honest observation
During this operation
Found a complication
In your heart, so long
'Cause now you've got
Maybe just two weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give?
One two,
One two three four
La la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Well come on
La la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Oh motherfucker
If life ain't just a joke (La la la la la)
Then why are we laughing? (La la la la la la)
If life ain't just a joke (La la la la la)
Then why are we laughing? (La la la la la la)
If life ain't just a joke (La la la la la)
Then why are we laughing? (La la la la la la)
If life ain't just a joke (La la la la la)
Then why am I dead?
Dead
Duration Legend
---------------
W - whole; H - half; Q - quarter; E - 8th; S - 16th; T - 32nd; X - 64th; a - acciaccatura
+ - note tied to previous; . - note dotted; .. - note double dotted
Uncapitalized letters represent notes that are staccato (1/2 duration)
Irregular groupings are notated above the duration line
Duration letters will always appear directly above the note/fret number it represents the
duration for. Duration letters with no fret number below them represent rests. Multi-
bar rests are notated in the form Wxn, where n is the number of bars to rest for. Low
melody durations appear below the staff
Tablature Legend
----------------
h - hammer-on
p - pull-off
b - bend
pb - pre-bend
r - bend release (if no number after the r, then release immediately)
/\ - slide into or out of (from/to "nowhere")
s - legato slide
S - shift slide
- natural harmonic
[n] - artificial harmonic
n(n) - tapped harmonic
~ - vibrato
tr - trill
T - tap
TP - trem. picking
PM - palm muting
\n/ - tremolo bar dip; n = amount to dip
\n - tremolo bar down
n/ - tremolo bar up
/n\ - tremolo bar inverted dip
= - hold bend; also acts as connecting device for hammers/pulls
<> - volume swell (louder/softer)
x - on rhythm slash represents muted slash
o - on rhythm slash represents single note slash
Misc Legend
-----------
| - bar
|| - double bar
||o - repeat start
o|| - repeat end
*| - double bar (ending)
: - bar (freetime)
$ - Segno
& - Coda
Tempo markers - = BPM(8/16=s8/s16), where s8 = swing 8ths, s16 = swing 16ths
------------------
version 3
Tuning: E A D G B E
.A.
[intro]
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5----*slide but it's like a second long*------|
E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---------------------------------------------|
.B.
[solo]
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------4-(x3)-44-----------5-5-5-5-------------------------|
A|-5-(x7)-55--4-(x3)-44--2------22-2-(x7)-22-3-3-3-3-------------------------|
E|-3------33--2------22------------0------00-----------10h11--7-3------------|
.C.
[verse]
PM and if your heart stops beating...and if you get to heaven
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------4-(x4)--------5-(x8)---------------------4-(x4)-------------|
A|-5-(x8)-4-(x4)-2------2-(x8)-3----------5-5-5-5--4-(x4)-2------2-(x8)------|
E|-3------2-------------0-----------------3-3-3-3--2-------------0-----------|
unmute for note then mute after each note ^ ^ ^ ^ then back to mute
PM the end and if your life won't wait...
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--5-(x8)-7--9/10--------4/7/5----------------------------------------------|
A|--3------7--9/10------5----------------------------------------------------|
E|---------5--7/8------------------------------------------------------------|
let ring ^ ^ ^ ^^^ all three slide, it's weird
.D.
(x2)
unmute everything have you heard the news that you're dead...
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------4-(x12)--5-(x12)--8-(x6)--7-(x6)--=------------------------------|
D|-5-(x12)--4--------5--------8-------7--------------------------------------|
A|-5--------2--------3--------6-------5--------------------------------------|
E|-3-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
strumming pattern: DD DUDU (counts for all six, do twice for x12)
.E.
[interlude]
unmuted
e|-------------------------------------15------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-5-(x4)--5-(x4)--5(x4)--5-(x3)---------------------------------------------|
A|-5-------5-------5------5--------------------------------------------------|
E|-3-------3-------3------3--------------------------------------------------|
5 works too on e if a 15 is too awkward ^
C to D [verse and chorus]
(there's a random pickslide in 'is that the most both of you could give')
.F.
[second solo]
unmuted
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------4-(x12)--5-(x12)--8-(x6)--7-(x6)--=------------------------------|
D|-5-(x12)--4--------5--------8-------7--------------------------------------|
A|-5--------2--------3--------6-------5--------------------------------------|
E|-3-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
strumming pattern: DD DUDU (counts for all six, do twice for x12)
.G.
outro
unmuted la la la la la
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------4-(x7)-44--5-(x7)-55--8-(x3)-88--7-(x3)--77--------------------|
D|-5-(x7)-55--4------44--5------55--8------88--7-------77--------------------|
A|-5------55--2------22--3------33--6------66--5-------55--------------------|
E|-3------33-----------------------------------------------------------------|
just do this sequence a million times and you'll be safe
.H.
outro
unmuted
e|----------5----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-5--(x7)------------5------------------------------------------------------|
A|-5------------------5------------------------------------------------------|
E|-3------------------3------------------------------------------------------|
these should all be really loud, especially the last one (play it when he says, 'dead!'
And if your heart stops beating
I'll be here wondering
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, baby
Did you get what you deserve?
The end and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand ain't it exactly what you planned
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead
Oh dead
Tongue tied and oh so squeamish
You never fell in love
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, baby
Did you get what you deserve?
The end and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this
Have you heard the news that you're dead
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand
To take a pistol by the hand
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead
And in my honest observation
During this operation
Found a complication
In your heart, so long
'Cause now you've got
Maybe just two weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give?
One two,
One two three four
La la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Well come on
La la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Oh motherfucker
If life ain't just a joke (La la la la la)
Then why are we laughing? (La la la la la la)
If life ain't just a joke (La la la la la)
Then why are we laughing? (La la la la la la)
If life ain't just a joke (La la la la la)
Then why are we laughing? (La la la la la la)
If life ain't just a joke (La la la la la)
Then why am I dead?
Dead
| / slide up
| \ slide down
| h hammer-on
| p pull-off
| ~ vibrato
| + harmonic
| x Mute note
------------------
version 4
Tuning: Standard
Ins.:
Gtr 1 – Frank Iero
Gtr 2 – Ray Toro
I. INTRO
Gtr 2
e|-------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------|
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5\44--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5\44--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
E|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3\22--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|
Then,
Gtr 1
e|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
G|--------------------------4-4-4-4--|------------------5-5-5-5/7-8-7-5--|
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-5----------|
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2--|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3----------|
E|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2----------|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------|
Gtr 2
e|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
G|--------------------------4-4-4-4--|------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2--|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|
E|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2----------|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------|
II. VERSE 1
Gtr 1
e|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
G|--------------------------4-4-4-4--|------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2--|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|
E|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2----------|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------|
(continued)
e|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
G|--------------------------4-4-4-4--|------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
D|----5---5---5---5\4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
A|----5---5---5---5\4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2--|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|
E|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3\2-2-2-2----------|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------|
Gtr 2
e|---------------------------------|------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|------------------------------|
G|--12~-----12/14~-----12-11-9-11--|--------9-9------12-14/16\14--|
D|---x-------x--x-------x--x-x--x--|--------x-x-------x--x--x--x--|
A|--10~-----10/12~-----10--9-7--9--|--------7-7------10—12/14\12--|
E|---------------------------------|------------------------------|
(continued)
e|---------------------------------|------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|------------------------------|
G|--12~-----12/14~-----12-11-9-11--|--------9-9----7-7-9-9-11-12--|
D|---x-------x--x-------x--x-x--x--|--------x-x----x-x-x-x--x--x--|
A|--10~-----10/12~-----10--9-7--9--|--------7-7----5-5-7-7--9-10--|
E|---------------------------------|------------------------------|
III. PRE-CHORUS
Gtr 1
e|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|------------------5~--7~-------|
D|--7~~-------------5~--7~-------|
A|--7~~-------------3~--5~-------|
E|--5~~--------------------------|
Gtr 2
e|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|
G|------------------5-4-7-4----------|
D|--7-9-7-5-7-9-7-5---------7-4-5-0--|
A|-----------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------|
IV. CHORUS
Gtr 1
e|------------------------------------|------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------|------------------------------------|
G|--12121212121212121212121212121212--|--11111111111111111111111111111111--|
D|---x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x--|---x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x--|
A|--10101010101010101010101010101010--|---9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
E|------------------------------------|------------------------------------|
(continued)
e|------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|2x
B|------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
G|--14141414141414121212121212121212--|--16161616161616\141414141414141414--|
D|---x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x--|---x-x-x-x-x-x-x--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x--|
A|--12121212121212101010101010101010--|--14141414141414\121212121212121212--|
E|------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
Gtr 2
e|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--|
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--|
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
E|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|-----------------------------------|
(continued)
e|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|2x
B|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
G|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
A|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
E|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
V. PRE-VERSE
Gtr 1
e|-------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------|
D|--5---------------5~~~~~~------------|
A|--5---------------5------------------|
E|--3---------------3------------------|
Gtr 2
e|--------------------------------<5>--|
B|-------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------|
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5------|
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5------|
E|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3------|
VI. VERSE 2
Gtr 1
e|--7--7--7--7------------------|--7--7--7--7-------------------|
B|--8--8--8--8---7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|--8--8--8--8---13131313131313--|
G|--7--7--7--7---7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|--7--7--7--7---12121212121212--|
D|------------------------------|-------------------------------|
A|------------------------------|-------------------------------|
E|------------------------------|-------------------------------|
(continued)
e|--7--7--7--7--------------------|--12--12--12--12--------------------|
B|--8--8--8--8---7-7-7-1010-1212--|--13--13--13--13-----8-10---8-10~~--|
G|--7--7--7--7---7-7-7--9-9-1111--|-------------------7------7---------|
D|--------------------------------|------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------|------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------|------------------------------------|
Gtr 2 - Repeat Gtr 1 Verse 1
[REPEAT CHORUS]
VII. BRIDGE
Both Guitars
e|-----|
B|-----|
G|-----|
D|--7--|
A|--7--|
E|--5--|
When he says "got... maybe just 2 weeks..."
Gtr 1
e|----------------|
B|----------------|
G|--12\11-12\11~--|
D|---x--x--x--x---|
A|--10\-9-10\-9~--|
E|----------------|
(continued)
Gtr 1
e|--------------------|------------------------------------|
B|--------------------|------------------------------------|
G|--1617161716171617--|--19191919191919192121212123232323--|
D|---x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x--|---x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x--|
A|--1415141514151415--|--17171717171717171919191921212121--|
E|--------------------|------------------------------------|
Gtr 2
e|--------------------|------------------------------------|
B|--------------------|------------------------------------|
G|--------------------|------------------------------------|
D|--------------------|--\\\pickslide\\\-------------------|
A|--------------------|-------------------\\\pickslide\\\--|
E|--------------------|------------------------------------|
VIII. SOLO
Gtr 1
e|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--|
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--|
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
E|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|-----------------------------------|
(continued)
e|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|2x
B|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
G|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
A|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
E|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
Gtr 2
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------8-8~---------------------------|
G|----------4-5-5-7-7^(9)~-7p5-7~---7-------4h5p4-2h4p2-0h2p0--------|
D|--5~-5~-5---------------------------------------------------2------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------3~~--|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
(continued)
e|-------------------------5----------------|
B|---------------------------7--------------|
G|--2p0------------------------7-5----------|
D|------2h4p2-0h2p0----------------7-5-4~~--|
A|------------------2-0~~-------------------|
E|------------------------------------------|
(continued)
e|------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3---------------|
G|--5^(7)-5^(7)-5^(7)-5^(7)-5^(7)-5^(7)-5^(7)-5^(7)~--5-4-2~--|
D|------------------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------|
(continued)
e|--------7------------7----------|
B|------8---8~-------8---8~~--15--|
G|--7h9--------5h7h9--------------|
D|--------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------|
(continued)
e|--17p15----19p15----17p15----19p15----17p15----19p15----17p15----19p15-----|
B|--------15-------15-------15-------15-------15-------15-------15-------15--|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
(continued)
e|--20p15----19p15----17p15----19p15-----19-17-15-15------15------15-------|
B|--------15-------15-------15-------15-----------18^(20)-18^(20)-18^(20)--|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
End the solo on:
Gtr 1
e|-------------|---------------------------------|
B|-------------|---------------------------------|
G|-------------|--1,2,1,2,3,4---\\\pickslide\\\--|
D|--5----------|---------------------------------|
A|--5----------|---------------------------------|
E|--3----------|---------------------------------|
Gtr 2
e|--15---------|---------------------------------|
B|--18^(20)~~--|---------------------------------|
G|-------------|---------------------------------|
D|-------------|----------------\\\pickslide\\\--|
A|-------------|---------------------------------|
E|-------------|---------------------------------|
IX. OUTRO
Gtr 1
e|------------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|4x
B|------------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
G|--12-9-7-12-7--7--|--12-9-7-14-9--9--|--12-9-7-12-9--9--|--7-9-12-14-14--|
D|---x-x-x--x-x--x--|---x-x-x--x-x--x--|---x-x-x--x-x--x--|--x-x--x--x--x--|
A|--10-7-5-10-5--5--|--10-7-5-12-7--7--|--10-7-5-10-7--7--|--5-7-10-12-12--|
E|------------------|------------------|------------------|----------------|
Gtr 2
e|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--|
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--|
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
E|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|-----------------------------------|
(continued)
e|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|4x
B|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
G|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
A|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
E|-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
End on:
Gtr 1
e|---------------------|-----|
B|---------------------|-----|
G|---------------------|-----|
D|--5------------------|--5--|
A|--5------------------|--5--|
E|--3------------------|--3--|
Gtr 2
e|----------------<5>--|-----|
B|----------------<5>--|-----|
G|---------------------|-----|
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5--------|--5--|
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5--------|--5--|
E|--3-3-3-3-3-3--------|--3--|
And if your heart stops beating
I'll be here wondering
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, baby
Did you get what you deserve?
The end and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand ain't it exactly what you planned
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead
Oh dead
Tongue tied and oh so squeamish
You never fell in love
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, baby
Did you get what you deserve?
The end and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this
Have you heard the news that you're dead
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand
To take a pistol by the hand
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead
And in my honest observation
During this operation
Found a complication
In your heart, so long
'Cause now you've got
Maybe just two weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give?
One two,
One two three four
La la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Well come on
La la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Oh motherfucker
If life ain't just a joke (La la la la la)
Then why are we laughing? (La la la la la la)
If life ain't just a joke (La la la la la)
Then why are we laughing? (La la la la la la)
If life ain't just a joke (La la la la la)
Then why are we laughing? (La la la la la la)
If life ain't just a joke (La la la la la)
Then why am I dead?
Dead
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version 5
[Intro]
G-F-Em-Cm
Yeah!
[Verse 1]
G
And if your heart stops beating
F#m Bm
I'll be here wondering
Em Cm
Did you get what you deserve?
G
The ending of your life and if you get to heaven
F#m Bm
I'll be here waiting, babe
Em Cm
Did you get what you deserve?
Am
The end, and if your life wont wait
C D
Then your heart can't take this
[Chorus]
G B
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
C
No one ever had much nice to say
Eb D
I think they never liked you anyway
G B7
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Cm
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.
Eb D
And wouldn't it be great
G
If we were dead?
G-
Ohh dead.
[Verse 2]
G
Tongue-tied and oh so squemish
F#m Bm
You never fell in love
Em Cm
Did you get what you deserve?
G
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
F#m Bm
I'll be here waiting, babe
Em Cm
Did you get what you deserve?
Am
The end, and if your life won't wait
Cm D
Then your heart can't take this
[Chorus]
G B7
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
C
No one ever had much nice to say
Eb D
I think they never liked you anyway
G B7
Oh take me from the hospital bed
C Eb
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
Eb D
And wouldn't it be great
If we were dead?
[Bridge]
Am G
And in my honest observation
/F# Em
During this operation
Em Cm
Found a complication in your heart
Am
So long, 'cause now you've got (now you've got)
Bm
Maybe just 2 weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give?
[Adlib] G-B7-C-Eb-D-; (2x)
One, two, one two three four!
G
LA LA LA LA LA!
B7
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
C D
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Well come on,
C
LA LA LA LA LA!
B7
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
C D
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Oh motherfucker,
[Outro]
G
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
B7
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
C
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
D
Then why are we laughing?
G
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
B7 C
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
D
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
G-
Then why am I dead?
DEAD!
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version 6
Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse]
G
And if your heart stops beating
D
I'll be here wondering
Em C
Did you get what you deserve?
G
The ending of your life and if you get to heaven
D
I'll be here waiting, babe
Em C
Did you get what you deserve?
Am
The end, and if your life wont wait
C D
Then your heart can't take this
[Chorus]
G D
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
C
No one ever had much nice to say
D D7
I think they never liked you anyway
G D
Oh take me from the hospital bed
C
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.
D
And wouldn't it be great
Dsus2 G
If we were dead?
G-
Ohh dead.
[Verse]
G
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
D
You never fell in love
Em C
Did you get what you deserve?
G
The ending of your life
G
And if you get to heaven
D
I'll be here waiting, babe
Em C
Did you get what you deserve?
Am
The end, and if your life won't wait
C D
Then your heart can't take this
[Chorus]
G D
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
C
No one ever had much nice to say
D D7
I think they never liked you anyway
G D
Oh take me from the hospital bed
C
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
D
And wouldn't it be great
Dsus2
If we were dead?
[Verse]
Am C
And in my honest observation
Am
During this operation
C G D
Found a complication in your heart
Am C G D
So long, 'cause now you've got (now you've got)
Em
Maybe just 2 weeks to live
Em D
Is that the most the both of you can give?
Adlib: G D Em C
One, two, one two three four!
G
LA LA LA LA LA!
D
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
C D
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Well come on,
G
LA LA LA LA LA!
D
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
C D
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Oh motherfucker,
[Outro]
G
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
D
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
C
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
D
Then why are we laughing?
G
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
D C
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
D
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
G-
Then why am I dead?
G
DEAD!
------------------
version 7
[Intro]
G5 F#5 B5 E5 C5
[Verse]
G5
And if your heart stops beating
F#5 B5
I'll be here wondering
E5 C5
Did you get what you deserve?
G5
The ending of your life and if you get to heaven
F#5 B5
I'll be here waiting, babe
E5 C5
Did you get what you deserve?
A5
The end, and if your life won't wait
C5 D5
Then your heart can't take this
[Chorus]
G5 B5
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
C5
No one ever had much nice to say
B/D# D5
I think they never liked you anyway
G5 B5
Oh take me from the hospital bed
C5
Wouldn't it be grand?
It ain't exactly what you planned.
B/D#
And wouldn't it be great
D5 G5
If we were dead?
G5-
Ohh dead.
[Verse]
G5
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
D5
You never fell in love
E5 C5
Did you get what you deserve?
G5
The ending of your life
G5
And if you get to heaven
D5
I'll be here waiting, babe
E5 C5
Did you get what you deserve?
A5
The end, and if your life won't wait
C5 D5
Then your heart can't take this
[Chorus]
G5 B5
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
C5
No one ever had much nice to say
B/D# D5
I think they never liked you anyway
G5 B5
Oh take me from the hospital bed
C5
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand
B/D#
And wouldn't it be great
D5 G5
If we were dead?
[Verse]
N.C.
And in my honest observation
N.C.
During this operation
N.C.
Found a complication in your heart
N.C.
So long, 'cause now you've got (now you've got)
N.C.
Maybe just 2 weeks to live
N.C.
Is that the most the both of you can give?
N.C.
[Solo]
G5 B5 C5 D#5
G5 B5 C5 D#5
[Breakdown]
One, two, one two three four!
G5
LA LA LA LA LA!
B5
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
C5 D5
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
G5
LA LA LA LA LA!
B5
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
C5 D5
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
[Outro]
G5
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
B5
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
C5
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
D5
Then why are we laughing?
G5
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
B5 C5
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
D5
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
G5-
Then why am I dead?
G5
DEAD!
------------------
version 8
Intro
e|:|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|:|----12--------12--------12--------12------12--------------15^(17)r15-12-|
G|:|----14^(16)---14^(16)---14^(16)---14^(16)-14^(16)r14-12~~---------------|
D|:|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|:|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|:|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|:|-15^(17)12h15p12h15--12-------------------12-14^(15)12h14p12h14---12----|
B|:|-------------------15--15^(17)-12h15p12h15----------------------15------|
G|:|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|:|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|:|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|:|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|:|-12-------12-------12-------------------------------------------------------|
B|:|-15^(17)--15^(17)--15^(17)---12h15p12---------------------------------------|
G|:|---------------------------------------14h15p14—12h14p12--14-12~~-----------|
D|:|--------------------------------------------------------12------------------|
A|:|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|:|----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
And if your heart stops beating
I'll be here wondering
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, baby
Did you get what you deserve?
The end and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand ain't it exactly what you planned
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead
Oh dead
Tongue tied and oh so squeamish
You never fell in love
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, baby
Did you get what you deserve?
The end and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this
Have you heard the news that you're dead
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand
To take a pistol by the hand
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead
And in my honest observation
During this operation
Found a complication
In your heart, so long
'Cause now you've got
Maybe just two weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give?
One two,
One two three four
La la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Well come on
La la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Oh motherfucker
If life ain't just a joke (La la la la la)
Then why are we laughing? (La la la la la la)
If life ain't just a joke (La la la la la)
Then why are we laughing? (La la la la la la)
If life ain't just a joke (La la la la la)
Then why are we laughing? (La la la la la la)
If life ain't just a joke (La la la la la)
Then why am I dead?
Dead
------------------
version 9
Solo
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
b|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
g|--------4-5-7-7b--7p5h7---7/12-12-4h5p4p2h4p2p0h2p0--------------------------|
d|--5~--5---------------------------------------------2---4h5p4p2h4p2p0h2p0----|
a|-----------------------------------------------------3-----------------------|
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------3--|
e|----------------------------3-----3----3----------------------7-----------7----|
b|-10-7----------------3---3-----3-----3----3---------------------8-------5---8--|
g|------8-5------------5b7-5b7---5b7---5b7--5b7--3h5-3b----h5h7-----4h5h7--------|
d|----------7-5-4----------------------------------------------------------------|
a|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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Two ways you can play this
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And if your heart stops beating
I'll be here wondering
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, baby
Did you get what you deserve?
The end and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand ain't it exactly what you planned
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead
Oh dead
Tongue tied and oh so squeamish
You never fell in love
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, baby
Did you get what you deserve?
The end and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this
Have you heard the news that you're dead
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand
To take a pistol by the hand
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead
And in my honest observation
During this operation
Found a complication
In your heart, so long
'Cause now you've got
Maybe just two weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give?
One two,
One two three four
La la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Well come on
La la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Oh motherfucker
If life ain't just a joke (La la la la la)
Then why are we laughing? (La la la la la la)
If life ain't just a joke (La la la la la)
Then why are we laughing? (La la la la la la)
If life ain't just a joke (La la la la la)
Then why are we laughing? (La la la la la la)
If life ain't just a joke (La la la la la)
Then why am I dead?
Dead
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